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[1395434205] FEMINIST ELECTRONIC ARMY

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 00:36:00 No.958129 View View Reply Original Report

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Hi /prog/, I am your commander-in-chief Alyssa+ from the FEA hacker group. Over the years we have been watching you. Your campaigns of sexism and misogyny. Your disgusting false flag operations. Your superiority gender complex. We will not tolerate this anymore.

All your base are belong to us!

prepare to die

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 16:16:00 No.958175 Report

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do you like niggers as much as me? ^-^

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 21:00:00 No.958189 Report

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I that what the

What?

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 21:50:00 No.958190 Report

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fuwa fuwari, fuwa fuwaru~

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 21:59:00 No.958191 Report

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                                                        '
>tfw Alyssa+ is Natalia Poklonskaya

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 22:43:00 No.958204 Report

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>le pedophile sage

Anonymous

[1280809996] smoke weed everyday

Anonymous Tue 03 Aug 2010 08:33:00 No.390631 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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it makes programming less annoying

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Lain.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 22:39:00 No.958201 Report

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420 blaze it faggot

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[1275899640] smoke weed everyday

Anonymous Mon 07 Jun 2010 12:34:00 No.363408 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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errday

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Smoke dubs everyday.

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[1282929983] smoke weed everyday

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it makes programming less annoying

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Where the fuck would I even buy weed?

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get a drug dealer yo autistic loser

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[1275493740] smoke weed everyday

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it makes programming less annoying

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fuck

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smoke weed everyday, it makes necrobumping less annoying

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[1395418383] too kawaii to live

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too sugoi to die

Anonymous

[1394864910] Objective C

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Anonymous Sun 16 Mar 2014 09:52:00 No.957804 Report

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∧ junction, what's your function?

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Anonymous Tue 18 Mar 2014 07:39:00 No.957948 Report

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>>4

If, for example, in Java I do this:


public interface foo {
  public int g();
}

I shouldn't be able to then do this:


public class bar implements foo {
  public String g() {
    return "a string";
  }
}

Because that's retarded. But categories in Objective C aren't polymorphism.

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7 Tue 18 Mar 2014 07:43:00 No.957949 Report

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Categories work like this instead:


class A {
}

class A_Extension1 category of A {
  // all instances of A now have this method
  public int foo() {
    return 4;
  }
}

class A_Extension2 category of A {
  // we already declared this, but Objective C lets that slide
  public String foo() {
    return "a string";
  }
}

A a = new A();
a.foo(); // which method gets called?

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I gave examples in "Java" instead of Objective C as it emphasizes how retarded it is.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 19:09:00 No.958184 Report

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objective c a shit

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[1395163812] Java the most pedophilic language

Anonymous Tue 18 Mar 2014 21:30:00 No.957977 View View Reply Original Report

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Sure is suspicious how eager Sun was to worm it's way into schools. I think that says volumes about the kind of man Bill Joy was.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Mar 2014 00:00:00 No.957987 Report

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hax my anus

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 01:40:00 No.958083 Report

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What about sh? Have you seen what it does to child processes‽

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Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 01:57:00 No.958088 Report

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You should see what it does to my anus

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 05:02:00 No.958137 Report

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Spawns them and terminates without waiting for them to die?

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 16:57:00 No.958180 Report

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Inserts enviroment variables forcefuly into them
>le pedophile sage

Anonymous

[1395456276] blacker jews

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 06:44:00 No.958145 View View Reply Original Report

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Lol, hn is now going to be explicitly designed to allow ``power users'' to censor everyone else.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7445761

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 09:11:00 No.958152 Report

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Because he is a hacker kike, duh.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 09:45:00 No.958154 Report

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>>/hn/nnnn/g/

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 10:53:00 No.958156 Report

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hn is probably the worst place to implement such a system, since members already reserve their upboats like a jew hordes his shekels. At the same time, however, it's the perfect place to implement such a system, because elitism and self-importance are such mainstays to hn culture.

Anyways, I haven't browsed it in months, so I don't care. The only shame is that the monthly freelance threads are a good place to find decent paying work, and those threads will probably be rendered useless since employers typically won't have the karma necessary to see replies.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 11:32:00 No.958160 Report

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Somebody should point out that because there are so few women in tech, and presumably less with 1000 karma on HN, that this is clearly an attack on women.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 16:37:00 No.958178 Report

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>>5
hordes
HOARDS

Anonymous

[1395352496] whats the most cool guy programming language

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 01:54:00 No.958085 View View Reply Original Report

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hey
i want to learn programming, but i don't to be a fucking nerd, recommend me some language for people that get blowjobs, smoke weed at parties every friday night, play call of duty on xbox and listens to hip-hop.

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