but is it Abelson shit?

i'm old and getting a complex from all these young talented people i hear about everyday. it's getting in the way of my learning and it is more emphasized by the fact that i never even had a job.
please reassure me by telling me that you are all 50 years old.

Give me some non trivial problems to solve in C.

Discuss.

I see you name calling others, like cudder or nikita or whatever. Why does it seem that you know each other?

Extremely annoying.

So my company, in an effort to keep up with the latest cultural marxism trends and avoid being libeled on twitter, hired another female programmer. I actually support women in the work place, and Iearned a lot from the two women senior programmers that trained me (Doris and Ethel, with over 100 years of programming experience between them), and even Brittany over in database, who used to be Brandon. But this new bitch is driving me up the wall. She wants my cock and makes that known every time she sees me. She's constantly wearing bras that hold her boobies up, wearing make up even though she has a husband, walking in that stupid way that sluts do when they want to show off their ass.... I've tried to tell her that I am a touhousexual and that I have absolutely no interest in her, but a bitch in heat won't stop until she gets creampied. Every time she comes I watch her through y mirror glasses just kinda loiter outside my cubicle for a few seconds, as if she's planning something new to get a cock thrusting in her asshole.

Well I'm sick and tired of this, /prog/. I cannot continue to work like this. What is my best course of action? Should I take it to my boss, to HR, or just find a lawyer first? I'm not looking for a big payout here, but it's either the cumguzzling dumpsterslut goes or I do, and I need to make it clear that no one should have to be subjected to this.

Penis punishment

How do I compile Haskell to Brainfuck? Brainfuck is easier to read than x86 assembly.

No, seriously? what the fuck is it?

Consider the set of all natural numbers and the set of all primes.
Since the set of all natural numbers less the set of primes is equal to the products or the elements of the subsets in the power set of the primes, then it is clear that mapping is injective, as all combinations are unique. This is by definition, as composite numbers are exactly those numbers that can the product of primes.
The cardinality of the set of natural numbers is infinite, but it is a much smaller infinity that that of real numbers, obviously, as there are an infinity of infinities (an infinite amount of irrational numbers between each rational, which are themselves infinite) in that set, but only a single infinity in that of the natural numbers.

Now consider: as the number progress to infinity, the likelihood of each number to be a product of some combination of each before it decreases to zero faster than the number line progresses. For example:

in {1,2}, there is a 50% chance of each being prime
in {1,2,...,10}, there is a 40% chance of each being prime
in {1,2,...,100}, there is a 25% chance of each being prime
in {1,2,...,1000}, there is a 16.8% chance of each being prime
in {1,2,...,10[sup]10[/sup]}, there is a 0.04% chance of each being prime

Thus, as infinity is approached, the number of primes approaches a finite number. This leads us to a contradiction, since any finite number of elements arranged in a any number of combinations will still only lead to a finite number of results.

Thus, since there cannot possibly be an infinite number of primes, there cannot be an infinite number of numbers.

The mere existence of infinity disproves infinity.