God is just a hypervisor

my parents will be disappointed. can anyone give me any kind words?

i am trying to get templeos to run in virtualbox but it gives a guru meditation crash

what do I do? is this shit just broken? it says on his site that he's the best programmer in the world so why doesn't it fucking work

how do you pull off 100 hrs/week of studying without fucking around?

You guys can all go fuck yourselves. This is my last post on this stupid faggot /prog/ board you guys are the worst on all of 4chan.

All I wanted to do was give an opinion and then you faggots had to bust out the "hax my anus" "pedophile sage" bullshit. I didn't get mad but I got pissed because it is hard to talk about good stuff with people who grew up on the wrong side of town.

I'm trying not to be a dick but how can I talk to you guys about stuff when you guys think fucking dubs and trips are the greatest thing since wonder bread and project chanology or whatever it is you guys do.

I honestly don't understand why people in this world have children when they can't afford to give them a proper upbringing. not only did you stupid fucks miss out on a normal life but you are perpetuating your ignorance fucking lifestyle and stupid fucking ideas of what is good. You guys should just keep being happy with Mcdonalds and maybe send in an application because that is the only thing you have going for you. Or do what I mentioned and join the Army because we need more cannon fodder (you may have to look that term up).

In short, fuck you, all of you. I'm leaving this bullshit fucking channel because it is full of low class redneck blue collared faggots who probably watch larry the cableguy or whatever. You people make me fucking sick and are what is wrong with this motherfucking country I hate all of you and I hope you all fucking die FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID UGLY WHITE TRASH AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THIS

FUck of /prog/  I'm out

Do you believe the quality of education you get from current academics varies greatly from one institution to another? What would make one better in your eyes comparatively?

My girlfriend is a programmer. Is it sexist of me to fuck her in the ass?

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Generalize the Halting Problem to infinite dimensions without using jewish math theories (except infinty, of course) and gamify it as a Facebook game in a way that makes you rich.

I'm here to inform everyone of a terrible loss.

Yesterday, around 4:00pm, I received a phone call telling me that moot has been in a fatal car accident.

I'm not feeling up to explaining detail of the accident, and how it happened, I'm just here to notify everyone since his family would be devastated, and his brother probably wouldn't want to explain the loss to a bunch of guys on the net.

Maybe if you wanted to show respect, and make him proud, leave a R.I.P moot or something in your sigs/msn/aim/whatever.
Just an idea.

Sorry everyone.