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[1389412561] Intel CES 2014

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[1396018146] Tired of normals and average programmers

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This monologue sums up what I wish I could do the normals, social justice warriors, and masses of average programmers who write turds in FIOC, Java, and latest hipster language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z50p2v5Of0

We need to take care of these weeds before they poison everything and spread their harmful nonsense to the end of time.
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[1367110185] ATTN: jew poster

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Take it to /vip/. JEWS threads are accepted there.

JEWS
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[1385710214] your favorite shell

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github hipster tier: zsh fish
useless faggot tier: rc scsh
normalfag tier: bash
IT job tier: powershell
graybeard tier: csh tcsh ksh sh
pleb graybeard tier: COMMAND.COM
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[1395903930] Is SICP actually a good book?

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Or are you being ironic?
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[1395670172] How are breasts attractive?

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Seriously, they are just a couple of sacks of meat. Why the fuck do men go crazy about them? It makes no fucking sense. I am not a fucking child; I have no need for breast milk. Surely this has to be a mass dick waving contest or something, where very guy has t try to profess his love of tits more than everyone else or be called gay.

Well I'm going to break this cycle. I am no fag and I like tits perky and small, or if not that, then flat. Not a fucking pair of exploding masses of fat smashed together.

Anyone agree, or have some other insight to add?
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[1395795177] Mark Facebook buys the Oculus

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https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10101319050523971

Carmack no ;_;

Never will i able to strap-on their kit to my handsome visage to enter cyberspace and weld daikatanas like Hiro Protomoto.

Now you will put in on an it will be Facepoints and FarmSaga pop-ups.

Imagine a boot strapped to a human face - forever.
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[1395172452] Chinese room is unscientific trash

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If an AI appears to be conscious in every observable way, then why would it matter how it accomplishes that? Keep bullshit kike philosophical circlejerking like this out of computer science.
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[1219766316] DBus is a pile of shit

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DBus is a pile of shit. Tell me one thing that DBus does well. It is a huge piece of shit hack. If the Sussman were alive right now he would be fighting against DBus.

Not surprisingly the same people who worked on GNOME created DBus. The DBus C API is such a pile of shit that they have to get someone else to wrap their API to make it usable. But of course they make it into a DBus-GLib which still fucking sucks because you have to use GObjects and shit.

Not to mention the fact that there is no useful documentation of using either of the DBus APIs, and it seems that nobody has actually used those APIs, probably because they are total utter shit.
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[1395428283] le spy kangaroo

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What happened to Luke-kun? Did his crippling poverty finally got the better of him and he died, malnourished and forgotten in the australian wastelands? Was he kidnapped by the NSA and is residing in Guantanamo now? I hope he is ok.
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