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Anonymous

[1396882906] That was VIP quality!

Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 19:01:00 No.959306 View View Reply Original Report

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I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.

Anonymous

[1396850495] Abelsons fat schlong

Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 10:01:00 No.959285 View View Reply Original Report

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Ask a balding man-child learning PHP at 22 years old anything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 10:06:00 No.959286 Report

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How do you fancy PHP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 10:11:00 No.959287 Report

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I hope I don't start balding in two years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 10:16:00 No.959289 Report

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>>2 it's the first server-side scripting language I've learned so I don't really have anything to compare it to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 11:00:00 No.959291 Report

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Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Have you ever licked someone's butthole?
Would you rather watch a snuff film featuring a man or a woman?
What's your favorite reddit?
If you could blow yourself, would you?
What delusions are plagued by that would make you think you are remotely interesting or worth talking to?
Have you stopped molesting children yet?
Who's your favorite touhou and why do you hate kikes?
Would you please remove your hand from your pants while your reading this?
Have you read your SICP today?

Anonymous

[1396847195] J programming language

Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 09:06:00 No.959282 View View Reply Original Report

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J is one of the most widespread programming language with an insane level of difficulty that I personally have ever seen, not including esoteric programming languages (i.e. brainfuck, whitespace).

Are there any languages that /prog/ has found to be widely deployed but insanely difficult to learn? inb4 ASM

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 18:44:00 No.959303 Report

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>>3
bump my anus
sage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 18:49:00 No.959304 Report

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>>2
Circuits are for faggots. Either learn physics or fuck off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 19:26:00 No.959308 Report

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Well, this thread went nowhere. Thanks fuckers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 19:30:00 No.959310 Report

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>>5
Physics is for faggots. Either learn pure mathematics or fuck off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 19:44:00 No.959312 Report

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>>5
circuits is physics, dolt

Anonymous

[1396838670] teledildonics

Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 06:44:00 No.959277 View View Reply Original Report

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you will never suck your girlfriend's penis over the internet

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 10:13:00 No.959288 Report

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>>4
I got an honorable discharge
I interpreted this... differently than you meant it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 10:32:00 No.959290 Report

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>>5
Fuck you nigger, I sniggered.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 13:53:00 No.959294 Report

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>>6
Niggardly sniggering is not a racist term but inarticulate liberals would tell you otherwise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 18:50:00 No.959305 Report

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>>1
How is this a problem? You can suck her penis in real life

>>3
Fucked analy or oraly? How little is that girl? How huge is her cock? please be more clear when you post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 19:40:00 No.959311 Report

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>>5
The kind of discharge you are thinking of is not really honorable.

Anonymous

[1396813424] Trying to get friend back into C++

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 23:43:00 No.959253 View View Reply Original Report

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I have a referral I want to give to a struggling friend, but it requires solid C++ skills and he hasn't coded in C++ in 1.5 years.
He's a big security guy and the company does national security; I think it would be great for him.

How can I help him brush up on his C++?
Our school's core was C++
and he's done some DirectX in C++
So the foundation is there, he just needs a reminder.

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 00:07:00 No.959261 Report

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Friends don't let friends code C++.

Is it at least C++11, or are you basically telling him that you want him to be miserable?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 00:19:00 No.959262 Report

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>>8
I'm pretty sure it's C++11. It's a cutting edge government contractor for national security.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 01:32:00 No.959263 Report

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>>8
and im pretty sure its not. ive worked for the goverment before - and big sec firms. i was quite surprised at first when i realized they required us to use old tools. old as in stable and abandoned. thats the way they liked it. if there was a security flaw discovered in that code, wed often talk to a guarantor. some famous 0day exploits were known to us before discovery often had to read code instead of documentation - project managers unanimously told us this was pro tem. then a breach of security would happen in a matter of weeks, and id stay employed for a long time that way. you think laurent chavet was a phoney? if you bought that story about peeking the box code, youre phar from the truth. tell your friend, i.e. you, that working for a security firm is fuckhard for real men. so keep coding that shoujo manga interactive story python gtk+ getting CTS when big men do the job of protecting your files or step the fuck up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 02:32:00 No.959269 Report

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phar
how

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Anonymous Mon 07 Apr 2014 05:06:00 No.959273 Report

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This could've been about me until you said

>>Our school's core was C++

Motherfuckers here only fux wit Java. I didn't start learning C until junior year (c++ was sophomore year), and I regret it a lot.

Anonymous

[1396739183] Question Time

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 03:06:00 No.959213 View View Reply Original Report

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What is the worst client you've ever worked for?

Deavmi

[1396720493] APTEasy

Deavmi Sat 05 Apr 2014 21:54:00 No.959194 View View Reply Original Report

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Well check it out, it is pretty legit. http://deavmi.github.io/APTEasy It basically makes using apt-get a dream. :D ;P In terms of updating package lists, installing upgrades and cleaning the apt-get environment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 22:20:00 No.959197 Report

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Are you retarded or something? In what way does that make the life of the user easier?
It just echoes a lot of bullshit lines and calls apt-get <whatever>.
You even managed to make the user write one extra character.
apt-update to apte-update, seriously fuck off

here you have retard, your shit program reduced to an actually useful thing

updt() {
    sudo apt-get update
    sudo apt-get dist-upgrade -y
    sudo apt-get autoremove --purge -y
    sudo apt-get autoclean
}

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 04:41:00 No.959216 Report

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I like poo on penis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 05:22:00 No.959217 Report

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hax my anus

Anonymous

[1396701958] nikita

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 16:45:00 No.959183 View View Reply Original Report

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http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1394656048

Anonymous

[1396697958] Sure, /prog/ is shit

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 15:39:00 No.959177 View View Reply Original Report

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but is it Abelson shit?

Anonymous

[1396674904] primes

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 09:15:00 No.959170 View View Reply Original Report

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are there any primes made up of a prime number of prime numbers?

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 23:45:00 No.959202 Report

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>>7
if 1 and 3 makes 13 then 5 + 5 = 55

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 01:38:00 No.959208 Report

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Anonymous's conjecture: Every prime number p has a square root that does not belong to the set of natural numbers or whole numbers, but can only be a rational or irrational real value number that are not also members of the aforementioned set of naturals and wholes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 01:58:00 No.959209 Report

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dubs kek'em

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 02:28:00 No.959210 Report

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>>9
I didn't imply 1+3 = 13

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 02:30:00 No.959211 Report

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>>10
Well yeah, that should be obvious.

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