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Anonymous !!iW77qN9wP No.12852430 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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ITT: Stories where you seriously fucked up.
>was around 8-9 years old I think
>going to friend's place
>friend had money from his parents, bought some delicious chips and soda
>gonna game all night, dat SNES
>going up with the elevator
>friend decides to be a smartass and pisses in the corner
>I'm like what the fuck are you doing, man
>he just laughs and tells me I should relax
>I laugh nervously
>get into his place
>say hello to his parents
>say "lol, he pissed in the elevator"
>the very instant I uttered "elevator" I fucking regretted it so fucking hard, why the fuck did I say it?
>his dad gets mad furious, and grabs my friend by the neck into the living room and closes the door behind him
>I can hear a class smashing and my friend screaming loudly
>holy fuck, stand there completely stunned
>my friend comes out after a good 5 minutes, and tells me crying that I have to leave
>o-okay.. I'm.. I'm sorry, man
>just leave
>take stairs and chips
>my face when I was standing in the hallway, listening to the sounds coming from the living room
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