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ITT: The stupidest thing you have ever said to the opposite sex.

To shift the thread into gear,
Once I was in the city, and I saw a girl I knew. She had a cup of coffee, I was on my way to a cafe. We talked for a while, and then parted -
"Enjoy your coffee!"
"Have fun digesting yours!"

Her face sank like the Bismarck.