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!!rKtUfG3TJ

Interesting and/or useful web sites

!!rKtUfG3TJ No.3253526 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
It's been a while since I've seen one of these threads. I happen to have lost a majority of my bookmarks, and I'm trying to remember what a lot of them are. Therefore, the opportunity arises where I turn to you, /rk9/, for interesting or useful web sites. Though my collection is minimal, I will share with you all what I have.
Video game music, with remixes and such:
http://www.ocremix.org/
Movie rental suggestions:
http://www.whattorent.com/
For the /fa/ggot within:
http://www.shoe-lacing.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm
Find where your username is registered:
http://usernamecheck.com/
Basically stuff said on the streets of New York City:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

That's all I've got other than the stock ones. Anyone else care to add?
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!!rppEdCr8c

Universal Healthcare

!!rppEdCr8c No.3120189 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
The reason conservatives don't want Universal Health care in America is pretty simple. If the working class (the rural white working class especially) and the lower middle class realize that the Government is good, it's game over for the GOP. Their "small government" lies won't work because no one would want smaller government if that meant they would have to pay more for health care.

tl;dr: The GOP's hatred of UHC is rooted in political necessity and not actual fact.
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!!PjP8BXI/z

Itt: peculiar/daring/unconventional sexual encounters

!!PjP8BXI/z No.2991761 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I'm pretty bored at work, so i'm in the mood of reading some interesting/daring/fucked up sexual encounters you've had with your girlfriends/boyfriends one night stands, dog, alone, anything.

I got a couple, but i'll start with a not so shocking but rather daring one.

So i was a teenager and i went to see spy kids ( the 3-d movie with the glasses and shit) with my sister and my girlfriend at the time, i think it was like 8th 9th grade. My gf was basically horny all the time, she would grab my penis under any circumstances most of the time, that for me at 13 14 was the holy grail.

So we sit in the movie, last row, and my sis sat first seat of the row, then my gf and then me. The movie started and everyone put on their stupid glasses, as i started to notice my sister (she was 6 or 7 at the time) going into a 3-d trance of some sort, my gf starts to GRAB MY DICK RIGHT THERE in front of my sis. I was shocked, but my sis was staring dead on at the movie, so i let her. She started fapping me in the movie and at one point actually dared to pull my penis completely out, she proceeded to put her jacket in top of my penis until i came.

My sis never glinched, but 8 years later i wonder if she got to see my penis or something, she probably did. I have a couple other but i'll leave them for later

Your turn
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!!xXSR85APO

Need advice for a complicated matter.

!!xXSR85APO No.2957680 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I don't know what to do. Its a long story. There are 21 of these. It will take a long time to upload them all. I'll take suggestions at the end. Its embarresing enought just posting them, let alone talking about it, but I'll try and answer some questions if you need it.
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!!7Z/3gj5ZX

!!7Z/3gj5ZX No.2833347 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
mentioning location and context of your meeting them is important.

"I saw Tom Cruise on the street" is not interesting, unless it was "I saw Tom Cruise on the street carrying tampons he just bought," or something like that.

Also, we shall define celeb loosely. If someone is a legend in their field to the point where laymen have heard of them, like Stephen Hawking, they're a celeb.
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!PLAN9M8Wsc

!PLAN9M8Wsc No.2819011 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: The stupidest thing you have ever said to the opposite sex.

To shift the thread into gear,
Once I was in the city, and I saw a girl I knew. She had a cup of coffee, I was on my way to a cafe. We talked for a while, and then parted -
"Enjoy your coffee!"
"Have fun digesting yours!"

Her face sank like the Bismarck.
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!2rKsAyHa1U

!2rKsAyHa1U No.2807478 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
http://www.coolestdates.com/ideas_for_asking%5B16-18%5D.htm

>Go to your potential date's house with a friend. Have a friend duct tape you to a tree or bush outside your potential date's house with a sign that says "Baby I'm stuck on you". This is a sure fire way of getting that great first date!

>Get a bunch of cardboard boxes from a local grocery store and build a castle on the lawn. Attach a flag saying "Princess --------" Inside, leave a note asking "Her royal highness" out on a date. Be sure to tell her who the Prince Charming is.

>Get toilet paper, string, confetti, balloons, and trash her room. Then write on her door, "I'd be a MESS" and when she walks in, have a poster hanging from the ceiling, "if you didn't go to prom with me."

Just remember, guys. If you ever feel socially inadequate or inept with the opposite sex, just remember that there's the stupidass who suggested these ideas and the gullible saps who have possibly followed them.

Troll or not? You decide. Browse CoolestDates and have a laugh.
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!ZiOlXCRNAs

!ZiOlXCRNAs No.2797233 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Alright, /r9k/, it's Epic Art o'clock.

A caveat, however: provide sauce if you know it.

This beauty, for example, comes from one-vox of deviantart.
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!!7Z/3gj5ZX

!!7Z/3gj5ZX No.2790028 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Dear UK,

Please bomb the shit out of Israel. For real.

- US Citizen
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!D.Jip6r9wQ

Perfect day in 4 frames

!D.Jip6r9wQ No.2573282 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hello, robots. Hope you all are enjoying the holidays.

In this thread, use MS Paint to show how your perfect day would go, using only 4 frames.
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