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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
ITT: Stories about the sluttiest girls in your high/middle school.
13 year old chick gives handjobs behind portables for a dollar in grade 7.
Girl in grade 9 gets spit roasted, in the school gym.
Girl in grade 10 fucks 3 guys at a house party. First guy starts, second guy joined in, first guy finished, third guy joined in. They apparently went into the room later with a blacklight, and there was jizz everywhere.
>Go to bathroom >door is open >mom is taking out dirty clothes from the bin to throw them in the washing machine >she has one underwear of mine in her hand >she is sniffing it
>having dinner watching tv and having a normal casual conversation with my mother >out of nowhere she mentions that she shaves her pussy smooth regulary
>at my sister's home >I'm in the living room, reading a book about nutrition >my sister, mother and granma are in the kitchen >go there to see what they are up to / what my sister is cooking >the three of them are talking, while my sister is cooking... and smoking a joint of marihuana >awkward moment as I look at her in the eyes and she looks at me and I think to myself "please don't offer me a puff"
Post yours, black or green text allowed. I'll see if I can remember any more
ITT: Those social moments where you have to struggle not to laugh at something really bad.
>At campus >Bald Black kid in a wheelchair >Every now and then we pass ways between classes >Every time I think "They see me rolling, they hating" >Have to bite tongue so as not to crack a shit-eating grin
>Playing Xbox or watching a movie, laying on the bed >mom walks in >"ARE YOU COLD SWEETIE? :)" >"no mom I'm fine" >she walks out of room, then comes back a minute later with this giant blanket >she lays it on me and tucks me in >"THERE :)" >*sigh* "thanks mom... -_-" >her face >she leaves
I was on /b/ earlier today, mainly to view all the 9/11 troll threads when I came upon an anon posting pics taken by a fellow btard. He apparently was on his way to visit his dad at the WTC when the obvious happened. I'm not sure if these have been posted on here yet, so if these have been seen already, please let me know.
I don't think all the pictures I'm going to post were taken by the same guy. I just downloaded them all once using Downthemall, so I'm not too sure about the story behind a lot of the pics.
Gays were having a gay story thread, so let's have a les story thread.
>Be 13 yo >Live with older brother, older sister and sister's bf >Sister and her bf have a party >She tells me to stay in my room and keep out the way >Eventually fall asleep through the music >Wake up again >Some girl has her head under my covers >She's eating me out >Lift up covers to see wtf is going >She just looks at me and leaves without a word. >Lost between what just happened/I wish she'd carried on. >Use as schlick material for the next two years
>11 years old >regularly rub crotch against bed >tell mom about it, explain how good it feels for some reason >now 25 years old >realize how awkward it must've been for her
Hey robots. Have you ever had gay experiences? In what circumstances? How old where you?
I remember this one time where my bud came to sleep to my house. In the night, I hugged him for a while, then, my hand was slowily reaching his pants, and I started massaging his crotch. I then got down to his boxers and started fapping him, and porbably he was awake by this point, so I decided to sleep in the spoon positions with him, and he was hugging me while his raging erection was touching my ass.
I realize now that I am a big, gigantic faggot. pic related
