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Anonymous !!pVbyp9iAZhG Thu 03 May 2012 01:32:52 No.2314548 View View Reply Original Report

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Why are women this way /r9k/?

I just want a girl who shares my interests...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:43:10 No.2339562 Report

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Only for true playas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:43:30 No.2339565 Report

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>>2339557
That's why I told them to go on bideo chat mang!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:43:30 No.2339566 Report

Quoted By: >>2339633

>>2339544
final, not very good, but something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:49:44 No.2339613 Report

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BRA TEST
MATH SIZE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:52:17 No.2339632 Report

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Joy Division.

Stranger: joy division again?

Stranger: seriously

You: bra size, bitch?

Stranger: yea its you again

Stranger: great

Stranger: its a me, dave mustain again

You: I don't think I talked to you before

You: I talked with a russian and a hollander

You: and a english

Stranger: k, why are you such a troll ?>

You: but he went to sleep

Stranger: why do you have joy division as a tag?

You: I'm not a troll, this is a social experiment

Stranger: ok, tell me about it

You: because bitches love joy division

Stranger: -_-

You: We are studyin the reaction of joy division fans to the question "bra size, bitch?"

Stranger: so how do most react

You: most of the girls answer

You: some insults us

You: the boys react varily

Stranger: I see

You: One girl

You: even started cyber sexing with the researcher

Stranger: and what is the point of your "social experiment" ?

You: seeing if girls are sluttish

You: and if they prefere rough guys over nice guys

Stranger: but why joy division

You: We don't know

You: our boss choose it

You: we do not question our boss

Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:52:28 No.2339633 Report

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>>2339566
>You just a notch in my belt

I lol'd, considering where we are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:53:14 No.2339635 Report

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You: Bra size bitch?
Stranger: itty bitty titty comitty
You have disconnected.

Fuck, I can't do this guys : /

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:55:10 No.2339647 Report

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I keep geting stuck at Connecting to Server...fuck

autistic !i0OkLH1zEo

autistic !i0OkLH1zEo Sat 05 May 2012 05:58:00 No.2339670 Report

Quoted By: >>2339686 >>2339835

You guys really wanna be edgy? Like, really edgy?

Try doing this shit with "icarly" in your interests

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:00:15 No.2339686 Report

Quoted By: >>2339694 >>2339760

>>2339670
You will still get the same girls.

Teen girls watch iCarly, too, bro.

autistic !i0OkLH1zEo

autistic !i0OkLH1zEo Sat 05 May 2012 06:01:09 No.2339694 Report

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>>2339686
What do little girls like?

for research

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:05:25 No.2339723 Report

Quoted By: >>2339737 >>2340090

Any mid-west based robot out there want to fuck a 40 year old virginial woman who recently changed her mind about no sex before marriage?

After a long ass conversation I got her number. Probably dragged on too long, I think I could have demanded her number just a little while in, but I was focusing on two conversations at once, and it accidentally dragged.

The point is, I convinced her that she's nothing but a bitch and made her agree that she'd be nothing more than a fucktoy for the sake of having me fuck her. I can't do it personally because I'm in England, but it was fun convincing her nontheless.

Anyone interested? You'd have to play the part of an alpha as fucking fuck, and be able to pass for 20 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:06:20 No.2339729 Report

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>tfw joy division thing turns into a three hour conversation with a beautiful Austrian girl that loves sloths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:07:20 No.2339737 Report

Quoted By: >>2339763

>>2339723
You couldn't even get pictures, mang?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:10:00 No.2339760 Report

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>>2339686
I did that on video chat, I got a teenage boy and some girl of questionable age FULLY CLOTHED scratching something down there...

I AM ONLY ASSUMING, SHE DISSCONECTED BEFORE I SEEN ANYTHING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:10:26 No.2339763 Report

Quoted By: >>2340090

>>2339737

Nope, mighta been pushing it. She insisted that she was attractive, and only a virgin because she wanted to save herself.

Incidentally to take part you'd have to be a pretty good fuck, I might have overstated my abilities. Also, I guess you'd have to just play the part I built. I had a few random details in there you'd have to remember for the sake of consistency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:15:13 No.2339810 Report

Quoted By: >>2339848

>>2338939
This is true but I think other factors were present, too. I think if she had been satisfied and happy with her boyfriend she would have been less likely to have... done everything she did.

Who knows? Maybe she didn't like the guy and was just with him for the status boost. The things she said about how well hung he was seem to disprove that but I think almost all girls would say that their SO has a big dick and is good in bed just to avoid any embarrassment or insults.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:19:14 No.2339835 Report

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>>2339670
>>2339670
>>2339670
>>2339670

hahahaha you post on /r9k/

fake autistic fuck you

BRA SIZE FUCK YEAH

BRA SIZE FUCK YEAH Sat 05 May 2012 06:20:47 No.2339848 Report

Quoted By: >>2339877 >>2340038

>>2339810

I think people are forgetting that maybe her boyfriend isn't such a great dude. He could be great, but he could be horrible. Who knows. Either way, it was her choice.

Also, this is 4chan, when did everybody get so sensitive? I guess it's just this board, foreveralones tend to want to worship women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:25:05 No.2339877 Report

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>>2339848
You're missing the entire point people are upset about you meathead.

Hint: It's not about the rough sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:27:06 No.2339909 Report

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Do you sometimes long for the sensation of a thick black cock laying siege to the innermost sanctum of your anus?

BRA SIZE FUCK YEAH

BRA SIZE FUCK YEAH Sat 05 May 2012 06:29:21 No.2339926 Report

Quoted By: >>2340009 >>2340038

I'm not an idiot. they're mad about the betrayal of her current boyfriend. my point is that she wanted it and she loved it. If you treat your girlfriend like a god, she'll go looking for someone to treat her like dirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:39:10 No.2340009 Report

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>>2339926
But that changes nothing about you being a cheating scumbag, you are just as bad the whore from the chat, you've proven nothing.

Rough sex has nothing to do with loyalty and trust.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:39:37 No.2340015 Report

Quoted By: >>2340023 >>2340060

I'm branching out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:40:10 No.2340023 Report

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>>2340015

then she disconnected :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:41:43 No.2340038 Report

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>>2339848
That's what I'm saying. Everyone seems to hate her so much but if she was in a relationship she was genuinely happy in she may not have done that. The world may never know.

I still think you're a dick, though, although I get what you're saying here >>2339926

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:45:37 No.2340060 Report

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>>2340015
That was pretty funny anon

BRA SIZE FUCK YEAH

BRA SIZE FUCK YEAH Sat 05 May 2012 06:47:39 No.2340074 Report

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And I thought you guys were all a bunch of mysogynysts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:50:11 No.2340090 Report

Quoted By: >>2340660

>>2339723
>>2339763

Jesus fuck, I just re-read the conversation, this shit is unreal. It was a complete act, but I was the alpha- alpha, the king alpha, and she was begging for my dick.

Here, it's a decent read. I ask that you don't call her unless you're serious about making a move on her, and you're happy you can play the character I just created. I'd rather not have someone ruin another anon's chance with her, I'm sure there's someone here who's legitimately interested in taking this forward.

Here. The omegle log wouldn't work, so I had to go with this.

http://pastebin.com/77EZxAcd

Fucking masterclass in being a complete douche, and making a girl fucking putty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 06:56:41 No.2340149 Report

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i am not good with conversation then i ask for tits in exchange for fucked up gifs, those who are curious always accept it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:00:38 No.2340190 Report

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Expected trolls trolling trolls, got an hour long conversation with a kid in the states about Russian literature. Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:01:34 No.2340200 Report

Quoted By: >>2340268 >>2340397 >>2340543

Have fun, spent the last hour doing this.

http://pastebin.com/VrBC5jQW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:07:32 No.2340268 Report

Quoted By: >>2340279

>>2340200
>Just like one of my japanese doujins!

lol, weeaboos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:09:01 No.2340279 Report

Quoted By: >>2340302

>>2340268
I don't even know. The bitch did indeed seem like a weeaboo, though.

Her FB had pictures of drawings and anime and such.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:10:44 No.2340302 Report

Quoted By: >>2340330

>>2340279

She is.

She's cute, probably a little overweight but I'd hit it, I might even pull her hair and slap her ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:12:55 No.2340330 Report

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>>2340302
She was putty in the end, I talked with her for around 10 more minutes before heading off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:20:47 No.2340397 Report

Quoted By: >>2340422

>>2340200

That was... that was hot, bro.

Kudos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:23:58 No.2340422 Report

Quoted By: >>2340428

>>2340397
No problem. Hell, maybe tomorrow if there's another thread like this, I'll post pictures of her tits. She'll probably give them to me tomorrow.

If there isn't a thread, I'll make one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:25:04 No.2340428 Report

Quoted By: >>2340442

>>2340422

You're staying in contact with her?

Damn nigga that's impressive. Did you search for anything in particular, or just random strangers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:27:09 No.2340442 Report

Quoted By: >>2340540 >>2340660

>>2340428
I'll probably stay in contact with her until I lose my fun. I feel like an utter jackass for doing that, but, hey, whatever. She's a whore and that's it.

But I just searched random strangers.
She was calling me master after she came, so I assume it'll be easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:38:31 No.2340540 Report

Quoted By: >>2341354

>>2340442
You are as much of a whore as she is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:39:05 No.2340543 Report

Quoted By: >>2341354

>>2340200
Can you post the continuation to that? I want parts from regular conversation after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:42:41 No.2340578 Report

Quoted By: >>2340594 >>2340883

Femanon here. Not gonna lie, totally got off to Bra Size Fuck Yeah's posts. That shit was hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:44:19 No.2340594 Report

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>>2340578
Why do you get off to the idea of cheating?

Were you born evil or did you become this way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:47:57 No.2340627 Report

Quoted By: >>2341354

damn, we got 3 masters up in here, cheating man, 40 year old virgin, and the guy that got the weaboo.

you guys think well on your toes and know the right things to say. Truly impressive shows, bravo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:52:08 No.2340660 Report

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>>2340442

Neat. Well congratulations, bro. And here I thought I'd done something special with >>2340090

Althought I guess it was a different kind of thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 08:21:41 No.2340883 Report

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>>2340578

It's just how domineering and degrading he was

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 08:25:53 No.2340914 Report

Quoted By: >>2341354

this is my favorite thread ever, fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:19:57 No.2341354 Report

Quoted By: >>2341377

>>2340914
Mine too.

>>2340540
Eh, I'm not really that dominant outside of fucking. I'll probably just get a picture of her tits and pussy, and then just stop all communication with her.

>>2340627
Thanks.

>>2340543
Let me go find the log.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:22:55 No.2341377 Report

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>>2341354
Shit, don't have it. Sorry anon.

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