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weirdest picture on your hard drive thread
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The Abysmal State of the Modern Male

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http://www.npr.org/2011/02/28/134134731/As-America-Changes-Manhood-Does-Too

>Once upon a time in America, boys "became men" when they went to war or started a family. Those milestones still hold true for some, but Kay Hymowitz, author of Manning Up: How The Rise Of Women Has Turned Men Into Boys, says too many young men today are stuck in a stage of extended adolescence. In the new "pre-adulthood," she argues, young men are choosing video games or reruns on the Cartoon Network over adult responsibilities - namely, marriage.

>young men are choosing video games and cartoons over adult responsibilities

Sound familiar, /r9k/?
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Femdom

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So I'm a guy who's into female domination, and from what I've experienced, that's generally seen as "beta" and whatnot. I'm 18 and I've never had any femdom-related experiences, but the idea has intrigued me ever since I was 12 or so.

I'm curious what girls' thoughts are on sexually submissive guys. Do girls enjoy having control sometimes?
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No.4985978 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Motivational thread.
This one is for you robots.
Coming all the way from /SOC/
Brought to you by /fit/

>Be one of dem "nice guys"
>Be havin no luck wit dem wymyns
>Join online dating site because "hurrr it works erryone is doing it"
>Get really fucking excited
>2 weeks go by a few views here an there , no messages.
>send torrents of messages to chicks , nobody answers
>Cry into my pillow for hours
>Wonder how bitches can be so fucking heartless.
>Decide to try something interesting
>Find hottest picture of a guy i could find
>Make a profile for him and write the douchiest retarded things I possibly can.
>hit create profile
>Vagina is being launched at my from all directions
>my proxies cannot hold back the flood of pussy juice.

This was the day that Bicepguy was born.
I will commence the dump that will not only entertain you.
But it will depress you , feels will be felt , and questions will be asked of the purity of women.
But what i hope bicepguy will do for you is inspire you , he inspired me to get fit and learn that bitches are only going to like you if you have a nice body and act like a sick cunt. Go to /fit/ after this thread and make 2013 the year you devestate pussy.

Commencing dump.
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Pathetic Highschool Stories

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>In Photography class, junior year
>Some girl makes fun of me for never having a girlfriend
>Says i'll never get one and will probably die alone
>Reply with "I know"
>She gives me a smug smile and I die a little bit
>She does this more and more
>One day, sitting in back alone
>People start discussing the teachers desktop background
>"ANON PROBABLY HAS A HALF NAKED ANIME GIRL SET TO HIS WALLPAPER"
>Everyone looks at me and smiles
>Put my hoodie on and almost cry silently
>No one cares
>"He's probably crying"
>Hear someone saying what a fucking faggot
>Just the same words over and over
>That cunt just keeps going off on me and saying how I've never had a girlfriend and how I'm probably gay and all kinds of stuff
>Teacher tells everyone to be quiet
>Start crying silently
>Some guy taps me on the shoulder about 30 minutes later and asks me if i'm ok
>Tell him yeah and continue with my work

Does anyone else have anymore highschool stories/feels?
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No.4742839 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Explain the first time you realized you weren't a normalfag.

I'll start:
>Not the first time I realized, but I was truly alienated.
>In drama club at highschool, two years ago. (sound tech)
>Romeo and Juliet because it's cliche.
>Do the job with three other kids, only know those three other kids at after party. I'm the only one who knows how to work the soundboard/lights.
>Make that play fucking work because no one can even plug in a cable.
>Drop no spaghetti at "cast party"; just a normal person.
>Not a word spoken to me except for one person.
>When I leave, that person the next day tells me that every one ridiculed me for the soundwork and made fun of my dead grandma.
>I'm not kidding. She had died on the day of the first show, so I could only go to one of the showings out of three.

Today is the second anniversary of her death not to get mushy.

'Regular' people are dicks. We are the only sane ones.
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No.4676173 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What is the most unsettling thing you've ever seen IRL?
My top 2 were:
>seeing a pretty blonde girl get jumped by a biker gang culminating in a curb stomp outside a bar I was bouncing for
Her face was decimated. Bartender later told me she ended up blind but can't confirm that.
>seeing a young guy knocked off the 3rd floor balcony of another bar while I was having a smoke.
He was standing on the railing then some old drunk guy shoved him off. Didn't hear him land, just heard his scream get cut short.
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!!AQo2lzjfhTb No.4576629 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hi. I'm in dire need of some help.

I have quite the story to tell. Pay attention, you will probably enjoy this.

The girl on the picture once posted here on r9k. At least I believe it was her originally. I'll say this shortly without the details and maybe one day (after I am done brooding), I will share everything.

I usually don't make threads or post on this board but I'd like to use a tripcode just so I can later post the entire story.

Long story short is this.

A person from /r9k/ pretended to be a girl. We meet and after a week and a few days we're madly in love with each other. We are both men.

The picture he used to deceive me is the one I have posted of this girl.

Yesterday he told me the truth. We talked for more than two months, everyday for literally 8 hours. I don't want to get into detail and explain why I never realized sooner that he was a man, I will explain this later.

He pretended he was a girl for two months, our emotional connection was so strong that I was blinded by love so much that all the times in which it could have ended, I kept not wanting to lose her (him).

I feel like I fell in love with a ghost. Like he was a puppeteer and the girl he showed me was her puppet. I was the audience that fell in love, but now I see the truth; I see the strings.

I'm in a lot of pain and I'm very confused, still. I just have a request if you wouldn't mind.
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ITT: THEY KNOW Stories

>be in middle school
>up all night looking up WoW porn
>on the family computer
>next day
>parental controls and time limits set on my account
>THEY KNOW
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ITT: oldfag memes and pictures

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