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Anonymous !!hGVNqbTL1ZV Thu 03 May 2012 23:25:08 No.2324890 View View Reply Original Report

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"Cool mom" / Overly permissive parents stories

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:27:07 No.2324908 Report

Quoted By: >>2325894 >>2329131

There was this one kid in middle school whose parents let him read porno mags and watch the porn channels on cable. Going over to his house was downright surreal. It was weird as fuck to be looking at Playboy or watching some bitch getting hammered on TV while his mom stood in the kitchen in plain sight of everything acting like nothing was out of the ordinary.

The weirdest part though was that he wasn't allowed to watch Nickelodeon. Never figured that one out.

captcha: Parentage, vbeiti

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:27:11 No.2324911 Report

Quoted By: >>2325490 >>2332152 >>2332536

I could write a god damn novel about everything my mother has let me do. As long as I'm honest with her and we talk it out first, she pretty much let's me experiment with whatever as long as she knows I'm in a safe environment.

She's the type of mother who will go out and buy me a gram of quality weed when she knows that I'm feeling down and depressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:30:46 No.2324945 Report

Quoted By: >>2336489

My mom was really bossy until I turned 18. Now she doesn't give a shit and let's me get hammered at home and doesn't bitch about my drug use and let's me have girls stay over and everything. Especially when she's drunk (it's often) then she doesn't give a fuck about anything. As for a story--
>buys me a Heineken keg
>huge adult party at my house
>I get hammered
>play with fireworks
>girl in my room
>mom calls me because she is wasted and can't find me
>I don't get laid
>anger
>somehow end up in my attic
>it's dark and I can't get out
>smash everything
>try to punch through the wall
>finally get out
>parents find destroyed attic weeks later
>we all have a good laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:35:40 No.2325000 Report

Quoted By: >>2325060 >>2325814

There was one kid two grades below mine whose mom supposedly fucked like half of his friends. They couldn't have been a day over 16/17 either, if even that. The way everyone told it was that she would supposedly offer to take the virginity of any of his friends that hadn't gotten laid yet. Never even met her, but the story was legendary at our school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:41:01 No.2325055 Report

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I want to suck on that mom's disgustingly freckly tits and cum on it a bunch of times and make her lick the cum off

Im a bad person i know

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:41:29 No.2325060 Report

Quoted By: >>2325072

>>2325000
Oh, and she was somewhat hot, too. Solid 7/10. I know I said I never met her, but I did see her at school events. I just never got introduced to her or spoke to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:42:24 No.2325072 Report

Quoted By: >>2325156

>>2325060
>tfw you were the only male that didn't get to fuck her.

!!hGVNqbTL1ZV

!!hGVNqbTL1ZV Thu 03 May 2012 23:43:25 No.2325084 Report

Quoted By: >>2325205 >>2325219 >>2325490 >>2326372 >>2328775 >>2341680

My mom is like my best friend, always let's me do things because she knows I'll do it anyway, really close, some people say a little too close, but what ever, it's fun and saves water

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:49:03 No.2325156 Report

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>>2325072
"Half of his friends" means like 4 or 5 people tops. It wasn't a whole bunch of kids. And that's assuming they weren't all making it up (although I have no idea why someone would want to make up a story about their own mom being a whore).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:49:03 No.2325157 Report

Quoted By: >>2325173

>some people say a little too close, but what ever, it's fun and saves water

o lawd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:49:55 No.2325173 Report

Quoted By: >>2325205

>>2325157
What is the quote in your greentext from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:53:08 No.2325205 Report

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>>2325173
christ, the stupidity knows no bounds.
>>2325084

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:54:00 No.2325219 Report

Quoted By: >>2325268

>>2325084
lol i actually thought that was a pretty good punch line in the end. but it was probably stolen.

4/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:54:19 No.2325224 Report

Quoted By: >>2325259

I knew one "cool mom" when I was in high school who let her kids (and their friends [which included me]) do pretty much -anything-. She was incredibly annoying. Not nearly as fun as you'd think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:55:53 No.2325244 Report

Quoted By: >>2325278 >>2325549 >>2325920

the coolest parents aren't ever home.
My boyfriend had a friend when we were 14 years old who's mother lived with the boyfriend so she just gave her sons the house. And we all basically lived there at 14 years old. Drugs, sex, booze, whatever the fuck we wanted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:57:03 No.2325254 Report

Quoted By: >>2325490

my mom doesn't really give a shit what i do, as long as i'm not openly breaking any laws or whatever. she drinks and smokes a lot, both cigarettes and weed, so i doubt she'd be upset if i did it, i just haven't really felt like it yet. she used to be a little more strict, but after i dropped out of high school she pretty much just stopped caring. she yells at me to do the dishes sometimes because i'm home all day doing nothing

maybe i'll actually do them someday

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:57:23 No.2325259 Report

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>>2325224
>She was incredibly annoying. Not nearly as fun as you'd think.

THIS. "Cool moms" (and "cool dads" too I guess) are really just trying way too hard to earn the approval of a bunch of teenagers. They're really more sad than "cool".

!!hGVNqbTL1ZV

!!hGVNqbTL1ZV Thu 03 May 2012 23:57:48 No.2325268 Report

Quoted By: >>2346172

>>2325219

>punch line

I've showered with my mom since like foreever, it's fast and saves water and we can talk and wat not

>you never got loved

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:58:01 No.2325274 Report

Quoted By: >>2325297 >>2325320 >>2325373 >>2325502 >>2325801 >>2326133 >>2333388 >>2354365

never knew this is weird until very recently:

>be 14
>a friend of my dad is talking to him about catching his son masturbating, they share laughs etc.
>later that night
>asks me if I ever masturbated
>truthfully say I didn't ZERO sex ed from parents\school, all my "friends" were girls
>he explained it's perfectly normal and healthy to masturbate
>ended up with my dad putting a random "amateur babez" video, sitting my bed and showing me how to masturbate he insisted I'll sit next to him and masturbate until I'll come

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:58:22 No.2325278 Report

Quoted By: >>2325307 >>2325318

>>2325244
Holy fuck... Craziest story you have from that house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:59:32 No.2325293 Report

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One of my best friends in highschool had overly-permissive parents. All of my first drug experiences were at their house. Good times, good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2012 23:59:59 No.2325297 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325274
This is fucking horrifying.

bloxkedjhdbfj

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:00:49 No.2325307 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325278
Preferably one involving sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:02:11 No.2325318 Report

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>>2325278
I mean there wasn't any orgies or nothing.
We all just played video games together, smoked weed. Experimented with other drugs because my bf's friend's older brother lived there. Got drunk and threw up a lot. Had sex in his mother's bed with our significant others.
Now if we all lived there now, in our early twenties I'm sure there'd be a lot more crazy things we would be doing.
I miss being 14...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:02:11 No.2325320 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325274
this sounds like something you'd see on an american pie prequel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:07:58 No.2325373 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325274
It sounds creepy this way but if it was your mom it would totally hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:11:47 No.2325421 Report

Quoted By:

momsex
momsex
ooooh momsex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:17:46 No.2325490 Report

Quoted By: >>2333377

>>2324911
>>2325254
>>2325084

how does it make you feel? are you okay with it? do you think she was a good parent?

having a babyboy soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:18:37 No.2325502 Report

Quoted By: >>2325531 >>2325741 >>2325784 >>2325801 >>2325877 >>2325965 >>2326133 >>2326229 >>2333388 >>2354365

>>2325274
>read that post
>terrifying-flashback-mode-engaged
>dad is a cop
>his partner and him were both shot in a drug raid
>both spent their recovery time at my dad's place
>both had their hands in plaster casts
>I was 16 at the time
>I helped them shower every other day, wasn't a big deal
>2 weeks into their recovery period, while I was helping them shower they were both somewhat-hard just from me sponging them
dad:"ehm...anon...we talked about this earlier. we got a favor to ask"
>he didn't need to say anything else
>jerked them both off
>ridiculous amounts of cum

I wish I could forget.

my dad definitely wasn't an overly permissive parent, it wasn't very sexual either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:18:41 No.2325504 Report

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I'm probably my mom's best friend. My parents trust me to the end of the Earth. I could probably get away with anything I ever wanted to but, being me, I never exploit that trust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:20:35 No.2325531 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325502
vietnamflashbacks.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:21:30 No.2325549 Report

Quoted By: >>2333363

>>2325244
when i was in HS around that age, there was this kid whose dad used to let everyone party at his house. no one really liked the kid, and everyone knew the dad as "the DAD"
the kid usually lived with his mom, so he wasn't around. but drugs, sex alcohol were constant. it was basically a flop house
looking back it was creepy. the dad would do coke and smoke pot with everyone and then fuck the underage girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:22:06 No.2325551 Report

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Not really that exciting. I told my dad I smoked weed after the first time I did it. He did not approve, but as long as I keep it in the garage and never go anywhere while stoned he doesn't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:36:27 No.2325741 Report

Quoted By: >>2325775 >>2325812

>>2325502
Are you a guy or a girl? This is EXTREMELY important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:38:37 No.2325775 Report

Quoted By: >>2325812

>>2325741
Please, for the love of god, answer this question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:39:24 No.2325784 Report

Quoted By: >>2325812

>>2325502
Are you female?

please say yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:40:37 No.2325801 Report

Quoted By: >>2325852 >>2325877 >>2325878 >>2326133 >>2326229 >>2333388 >>2348782 >>2354475

>>2325502
>>2325274
all those feels
mom left when I was 8, dad never even dated
>be 13
>discovered fapping
>was too into it to bother being surreptitious
>dad comes home to me furiously fapping
>"don't let me stop you"
>he went to the kitchen while I "finish"
>was too much of a mood killer, so I just stopped
>"you done yet?"
>"nah, you're a buzzkill?"
>he entered the living room, sat next to me
>"oh come, don't be like that. it's nice to see you're not a kid anymore anon. I'll join you"
>he whips it out and starts stroking
>something about the vibe was enough for me to go again (I was unimaginably horny at 13)
>we just fap together, no looks were exchanged, nothing said, for about a couple of minutes
>"you don't know it's like yet, but someday, maybe even soon, you'll know what it's like to touch a woman, and how it's like when they touch you" -he was obviously really sad- "that part is over for me. it's funny. you masturbate to fantasies, and I masturbate to memories"
>started a speech about he loves me more than anything, and him missing mom, about how he's lonely, and "misses the touch of another person"
>I felt really bad for him, and I was lonely myself, I very cautiously put my hand on his thigh, I guess I was gonna jerk him off.
>he thought I want to hug him, so he hugged me
>our tips for an awkward second
>I moved back a bit, he didn't
>he hugged me closer
>our dicks were pressed together
>he started jerking us off together
>"I love you, anon"
>"I love you too, dad"

never spoke of this again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:41:35 No.2325812 Report

Quoted By: >>2325855 >>2325965 >>2331528

>>2325741
>>2325775
>>2325784
male straight
nogirlsontheinternetblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:41:45 No.2325814 Report

Quoted By: >>2325867

>>2325000
I knew a kid whose sister basically did the same thing, but with only two of his friends. If you were really tight with this kid you could fuck his sister whenever you went over there. He didn't even give a fuck. He'd stay in the computer room and play FPSes on his dad's PC while his sister got fucked in her room.

This kid was my best friend so I got to fuck her about once every week or two starting when I was about 13 until I was about 15. She was actually a total dead fish, but I got to play with her incredible titties while I porked her and she always let me cum on her, so I always had fun. Plus she was two years older than us and was legit the hottest girl in her grade, too. Seriously a 9/10 with DDs. We always theorized/joked that she was adopted because the rest of his family were horse-faced and just downright ugly as fuck.

And I was grateful as fuck to that kid, too. For years afterward whenever we were at a party I'd always get him drunk/high/laid. Never made him pay for food either. Always bought him cool/somewhat expensive shit for his birthdays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:42:01 No.2325817 Report

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>18th birthday
>MURIKA
>Come home really, really late
>Dad asks me the next day how much I had to drink
He seemed more happy that I was out being irresponsible more than anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:45:38 No.2325852 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325801
due to repressed emotional breakdown I had some missing words:
>"oh come *ON*, don't...
>you don't know *HOW* it's like yet...
>our tips *MET* for an...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:46:04 No.2325855 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325812
>i've seen some shit.jpg

bloxjeg kjhbf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:47:15 No.2325867 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325814
Cool story if true, but off topic technically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:47:51 No.2325874 Report

Quoted By:

>be 16
>mum smokes weed infront of me
>i say "if you smoke i can smoke"
>she shrugs and says i can and then says how its not bad for you etc
>i don't even want to smoke it
>she offers me some

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:48:25 No.2325877 Report

Quoted By: >>2325890 >>2326133

>>2325502
>>2325801
This is supposed to be a "overly permissive parents thread", not a "getting molested by your dad thread".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:48:34 No.2325878 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325801
>he hugged me closer
>our dicks were pressed together
>he started jerking us off together
>"I love you, anon"
>"I love you too, dad"

OHGODMYSIDES.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:49:28 No.2325890 Report

Quoted By: >>2326133

>>2325877
gotta let the thread flow, brosef.

besides, these are hot as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:49:44 No.2325894 Report

Quoted By: >>2325916

>>2324908
I think I've seen you post about this before. Either that, or it's more common than I care to believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:51:49 No.2325916 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325894
I posted that story last year (I don't remember which board though, it might not have been on /r9k/). If you've seen it since then some faggot was reposting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:52:01 No.2325920 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325244
yeah i knew a guy whose dad was hardly ever home from when we were age 12-16. i forgot what he did exactly, some kind of businessman, but anyway he was rich and his job required him to be away from home for long periods of time. and he was divorced, the mom lived elsewhere. so their son lived alone in this huge ass house like 9 months out of the year

many fun times in that house especially after we discovered drugs and found a way to get booze. this all ended junior year when his dad found out that he had completely stopped going to school (not even i or any of my friends knew this, the kid went to a fancy private school and we went to a public one) and sent him off to one of those creepy offshore teen behaviorial rehab centers, i haven't heard from him in years

one of the funniest moments: we accidentally activated his dad's burglar alarm which for some reason consisted of Michael Jackson - "Thriller" blasting at an eardrum-shattering, earthquake-inducing volume. picture a bunch of stoned 14 year olds running around holding their hands over their ears "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK TURN IT OFF HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFF"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:55:54 No.2325965 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325502
>>2325812

oh god i threw up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 00:59:58 No.2326004 Report

Quoted By: >>2326047 >>2331951

I knew two brothers who were allowed to masturbate whenever and wherever they wanted to at home, as long as no one was over, even if it was in front of their mom. We were all just starting puberty at the time and so we would all do it in the same room together which is horribly fucking disgusting and I hugely regret it, but we really were too young to know any better then. They weren't supposed to be doing it while I was over there though so we would just go to a different room than his mom and jerk off to either old copies of the SI Swimsuit Issue or one of the kid's bizarrely large collection of bikini contest videos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:04:02 No.2326047 Report

Quoted By: >>2326124

>>2326004
Incase it wasn't clear enough from my post, we didn't jerk off each other. There was no gay shit going on, even if what we were doing was completely fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:12:50 No.2326124 Report

Quoted By: >>2326218 >>2326253

>>2326047
Tons of guys did some fucked up gay/borderline gay shit growing up, bro. No need to get defensive about some goofy experimenting you did as a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:13:41 No.2326133 Report

Quoted By: >>2326229 >>2331571 >>2331910 >>2333001 >>2333388 >>2333734 >>2344911 >>2369653

>>2325890
>>2325877
>>2325801
>>2325502
>>2325274
this is now a "pseudosexual moment you had with your dad thread"!

>be 17
>cycling fanatic
>tried to impress a chick
>ended up failing a jump
>stopped the landing with my hands
>the seat did some serious damage to my groin, both my hands were broken, and my legs got some serious damage as well
>3 days later
>resting at home
>I stink
>dad announces he'll help me take a bath
>my dick, my ballsack and a significant portion of my crutch were dark red and extremely sensitive
>dad starts soaping me
>he goes "HERE WE GO" started cleaning my dick
>instant-boner
>a small grunt-moan escaped my mouth
>mocked at by my dad
>he says he understand
>starts jerking me off
>20 seconds into it
>worst pain I've ever felt
>yell loudly, ask him to stop
>he does
>says I'm gonna have blue balls.
>I say nothing can be worse than what I just felt
>goes back to bathing me
>cleaning me
>suddenly hurts like a motherfucker
>he says I told you so
>starts jerking me off again, saying then when I'll cum it'll pass.
>I explain that my dick is too sensitive from the crash, he explains that the blueballs is gonna be worse
>awkwardness level rising
>"the things I'll do for you"
>dad starts sucking my dick my first blowjob
>feelsamazingandfuckingweirdman.jpeg
>he stops for a second "Cum in my mouth and your life ends today"
>I stop him a second before I cum
>he stops, starts jerking me
>moment lost, didn't cum
>terrible pain from stroking
>he was frustrated, and so was I, ended up agreeing to let me cum in his mouth
>I did

that feel when my entire sexual experience is a blowjob from my dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:19:41 No.2326206 Report

Quoted By: >>2329070 >>2334117

Not really on topic but I'll contribute.

Back in middle school I had a close friend that I experimented a lot with (both male) and we always used to jerk and suck each other off, we never tried anal that was really gross to us. One time I went to his house and his mom was cleaning the kitchen, his mom was the perfect MILF. She had big tits, tight waist and a big ass with nice hips. My 14 year old hormones were raging and she was wearing an apron with a tank top and panties underneath. I immediately told her I was sorry and was heading for the door but she told me to stay since Chad (my gay lover's name) was coming in a couple minutes. I sat on the couch and watched her bend over to clean the coffee table, that's when my boner rose with the force of a angry dragon. I was wearing basketball shorts and tried to cover it up but she noticed when she was fixing the couch pillows and I had one on my lap. She jokingly took off the pillow from my lap, not knowing my penis was waiting to be unleashed under there. She was surprised and smiled when she saw it bulging through my shorts. She grabbed me by the hand and lead me up to her room where well you can guess what happened. It was my first time being with an older woman since I had only been with 2 other girls my age and one boy which was her son. She was tighter then I expected for an older woman and was a great fuck, she even let me cum on her face afterwards. Chad came about 5 minutes after we finished and I just sucked him off to be nice since I just had fucked his mother. I fucked his mom about 6 more times after that but our friendship started fading once we got into high school, haven't seen him in years now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:20:51 No.2326218 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326124
It was just jerking off in the same room. There was no "experimenting".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:22:35 No.2326229 Report

Quoted By: >>2331928

>>2325502
>>2325801
>>2326133
This is now the most horrible thread I have ever read on /r9k/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:22:50 No.2326232 Report

Quoted By:

My friend's mum was really nice, but very strange.

He's diabetic and she let him eat whatever he want. When he was 13 he had a pretty bad hypo. Lucky for him he survived and came out stick thin from being a tubster. Stayed that way since.

But yeah, once we turned about 15 his mum got a new boyfriend after divorcing his dad and basically moved in with him (the boyfriend lived about 40 minutes away from the town we lived and went to school in) and let my friend stay in the house they were renting before.

So picture this. 15 years old. Constant free house.

Needless to say, parties and good times were had there most weekends. Fuck, I'm getting choked up thinking about that house.

Thank you Mrs. Simmons for letting your son live on his own for the last 4 years of school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:24:00 No.2326253 Report

Quoted By: >>2331966

>>2326124
Ah, this is so true.

Most of them turned out straight, but I'm bi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:33:39 No.2326351 Report

Quoted By: >>2334319

>>2324890
>Mom went to another city to work, Dad already worked in said city so they were both together there, I was 14 and had school so that left me in the house alone
>Grandmother lived two streets away, the deal was she would come over to check up on me
>During that time a close friend of mine decided to empty his parents' bank account to buy jewellery for his girlfriend, hence getting kicked out of the house for it once his parents found out
>"Come stay at my place bro, my mom and dad are gone for a while"
>Doesn't take a long while for all my friends and acquaintances to find out
>It_begins.jpg
>The house literally turns into a teenager run place, girls we know come over to cook us food; me, my friend and soon enough a whole bunch of over people stay over for days at a time - and then of course there's the copious amounts of booze consumed and constant screwing around
>Party at my place becomes a common thing
>We alternate between partying and making sure my grandmother doesn't find out
>Hilarity ensues as more than once I am stuck trying to hide the people in the flat under the beds/in closets/on the balcony
>Have shitloads of stories from that flat, great memories and whatnot, lasted for more than 6 months
One of best times of my entire life, I shit you not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 01:35:32 No.2326372 Report

Quoted By: >>2328775

>>2325084
Post of the day.
>...some people say a little too close, but what ever, it's fun and saves water
Initially, I wtf'd, then broke out laughing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 03:43:46 No.2328040 Report

Quoted By: >>2328787 >>2328902

fuck this thread. i was fapping and then remembered several posts and started picturing my dad helping me fap and went completely soft
thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 04:19:19 No.2328316 Report

Quoted By:

>My friends mom regularly walks in to her room to rip bong with us
>She rolls the sickest blunts
>Most of my friends have parents that let us fishbowl bathrooms and shit
>Please don't make me go to college.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:01:09 No.2328718 Report

Quoted By: >>2329002 >>2334124

Bump for a good thread?

>My friend's parents would have sex on the couch for our entertainment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:02:31 No.2328731 Report

Quoted By: >>2328781

>friends mom
>lets him have parties with beer and weed every weekend so he'll love her

I love his mom so much.

Hachi !KJHro3/ISM

Hachi !KJHro3/ISM Fri 04 May 2012 05:05:48 No.2328761 Report

Quoted By: >>2328902

>THIS FUCKING THREAD

Why did you faggots have to ruin my night?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:07:03 No.2328775 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326372
>>2325084
no. not post of the day.
that was derived from an abercrombie and fitch shirt like 8yrs ago

smells pretty summery in here MAH NIGGA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:07:24 No.2328781 Report

Quoted By:

>>2328731
I love those parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:07:53 No.2328787 Report

Quoted By: >>2341805

>>2328040
>i was fapping and then remembered several posts and started picturing my dad helping me fap and went completely soft

Imagine how bad you would feel if that made you harder

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:13:31 No.2328838 Report

Quoted By: >>2328902

>mfw this thread
greentextmfwblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:19:09 No.2328902 Report

Quoted By:

>>2328040
>>2328761
>>2328838
>lurking on 4chan
>not used to this kind of shit
I don't even care what year it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:27:28 No.2329002 Report

Quoted By:

>>2328718
>>My friend's parents would have sex on the couch for our entertainment.

Holy fuck... Give some details, man!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:34:50 No.2329070 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326206
My boner just broke through my pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:38:41 No.2329115 Report

Quoted By:

More stories please... I need to finish fapping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:40:16 No.2329131 Report

Quoted By: >>2329183 >>2331401

>>2324908
Nice copypasta, faggot.

That insult was used before bloxx

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:44:56 No.2329183 Report

Quoted By:

>>2329131
That's probably not even copypasta. I knew a kid with a family kind of like that, that just sort of let him watch the porn channel. None of the other stuff. He's an okay guy, I still talk to him sometimes.

Another kid I hated was more like that, but I fucking hated that kid. I think it's a thing about trashy people living in otherwise nice suburbs. They get double trashy as a reaction to all of the dildos with sticks up their ass calling them trashy all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 05:58:23 No.2329339 Report

Quoted By:

I smoke weed with my mom, dad, aunt, and uncle every Saturday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 07:18:12 No.2330090 Report

Quoted By: >>2332599

This woman was kind of OK:
>Friend's mom
>Friend had parties at his house all the time
>Booze, weed, sex
>Both guys and girls slept over in his basement
>Friend's mom would come downstairs in the morning with pancakes.

This woman is NOT OK:
>Mother of acquaintance
>Super interested in high schoolers' lives.
>Even sex lives
>My sister's friend recently came out as gay
>This woman has a chat on Facebook with sister
>Woman: "So Billy-Bob is gay now huh?"
>Sister: "Yeah I guess."
>W: "That's interesting, but I mean gay people are the same as us."
>S: "Right."
>W "Except for the whole penis-butt thing."
>S: "..."
>W: "Cum in the crack."

To be honest, I don't think letting your kid do whatever he wants or acting like you're "hip" makes you a cool parent. A cool parent is someone who respects her child enough to know he will make mistakes, but loves him enough to help him learn his lesson afterward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 07:56:24 No.2330466 Report

Quoted By: >>2330874

To my friends I have the "cool" parents, but it's weird because my dad is always uptight about me drinking and doing things, but will offer cigarettes and booze to my friends.

And even though he told me to never do drugs, he found my friend's bong in our garage, and just laughed.

Then one time my mom and her best friend took me and a friend out to dinner, and started asking us about the drugs we did. Then started talking about what they did in college.
"Oh yeah, shrooms are fun."
Weird thing to hear from your mother and a woman you consider a close aunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 08:40:37 No.2330874 Report

Quoted By: >>2331481 >>2354443

>>2330466
>tfw my parents are straightedges that are opposed to smoking, drinking (except fine wines during special occasions), and all illicit substances

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 09:47:28 No.2331401 Report

Quoted By:

>>2329131
Not copypasta. I'm the same guy who posted the first version of that story last year.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 09:56:41 No.2331481 Report

Quoted By: >>2333602

>>2330874
tfw your parents give you shit for smoking pot and yet you later find out your dad was once paid with a fucking jar of pot, all your uncles used to smoke pot, and most still do
>pic related, some of my uncles friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 10:03:55 No.2331528 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325812
That makes it hotter. It really does.... Jesus, my brain is all sorts of fucked up in the sexual department.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 10:10:18 No.2331571 Report

Quoted By: >>2333388

>>2326133
continuing the godawful chain of my dad jerked me off stories:

>be 15
>tried cooking my own lunch for the first time
>clumsy as fuck
>spilled hot oil on my hands
>during my *recovery period*
>tried to shower using my elbows and arms creatively
>didn't go well
>awkwardly asked my dad for help
>he helped me
>boner after not fapping for almost a week
>dad looks at me briefly
>somewhat-awkward silence
>jerked me off without saying a word
>never mentioned it again

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 10:11:35 No.2331580 Report

Quoted By:

Mai waifu-bot wanted to party with her son and his friends until she found out he was a chomo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 10:27:09 No.2331726 Report

Quoted By: >>2332480

>be 17
>"dad, i need money to buy alcohol"
>"m'kay, i have some in the bag, take as much as you want"
>"I'm going to a party, i'll sleep there"
>"If you fuck, use a condom, but you already know it ?"
>"Yep"
>"Have a nice evening"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:00:25 No.2331902 Report

Quoted By: >>2332035

>15 living with my Dad
>get my own PC w/ internet access
>shut myself in my room, for days on end
>There's a knock at the door," Hey Champ, do you wanna go to the ballpark/ movies etc. with me?"
>NOOO
>quietly, "k, there's food in the kitchen, you have my cell number"
>hear the sound of his footsteps, retreating
>It kills me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:02:53 No.2331910 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326133
>>2326133
>>2326133
>>2326133
>>2326133
>>2326133
This goes for all the other stories like it before this, I HOPE THESE ARE ALL FUCKING LIES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:06:53 No.2331928 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326229
Speak for yourself man.

bloxsdafafsa

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:11:15 No.2331951 Report

Quoted By: >>2332047

>>2326004
>we would all do it in the same room together
Oh come on, everyone did that. Seriously, don't tear yourself up about some weird borderline gay shit or experimenting you did as a kid, we were all batshit insane horny, had limited access to porn or other forms of release, and at a vulnerable stage where we and those around us were trying to figure out how the hell how to handle our throbbing erections. Just don't sweat it bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:11:29 No.2331953 Report

Quoted By: >>2338722

>go out to party
>mum cleans my room while I'm out
>thoroughly checked any aluminium foil she found for weed so that she wouldn't throw any out

>tells me her goal in life is to become so good at manipulating people they'll tell her their life story and hold nothing back

>understands people perfectly, correctly guesses my friends' personalities and secrets from meeting them once or twice, predicts what conflicts and upsets there'll be

I have a really weird relationship with my mother that makes everyone else think she's a bitch, but fuck I wouldn't trade her for anyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:13:22 No.2331964 Report

Quoted By:

>girlfriend comes to visit me at moms for first time
>we're all in living room
>mom and her boyfriend decide to leave house
>as she walks out she says
>"have fun you two, don't forget to lock the door, I don't want to walk in on you two fucking."
>GODDAMMIT MOM GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:13:48 No.2331966 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326253
>tfw the first time you realized you might be bi was when you were jacking off in the same room as your friend and thought "man I think I might really enjoy sucking that dick"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:14:49 No.2331968 Report

Quoted By:

I want to rip that milf's top off. Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:19:24 No.2331994 Report

Quoted By:

>17 years old
>mom catches me smoking weed
>proceeds to join me in smoke session
>end up watching several movies and have a mother-son bonding moment

Same thing happened with my grandparents a month later. I love my family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:21:33 No.2332011 Report

Quoted By:

>Be lazy 19 year old living with single mother
>Mom co-signs for a brand new 2012 car
>Doesn't give a fuck what hours I come home at night or who I hang out with
>Only has two rules for me: Wear protection when I fuck, don't get arrested

>That feel when virtually unlimited freedom, yet I still don't do drugs/get drunk out of respect for my mother

Love ya Mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:21:59 No.2332016 Report

Quoted By:

>mom spoils the fuck out of my older sisters who are 20 and 21
>doesn't do jack shit for me

Thanks mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:23:41 No.2332035 Report

Quoted By:

>>2331902
This post gave me feels

asdblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:24:59 No.2332047 Report

Quoted By: >>2332137

>>2331951
Not that guy but a whole bunch of my friends went upstairs into my room once to watch porn in the same room as each other. I stayed downstairs and then they told me about it afterword. I think I'm literally the only person who isn't some kind of a sick fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:38:51 No.2332137 Report

Quoted By: >>2332222

>>2332047
You aren't kinky at all? You've never done some weird sexual shit? C'mon, everyone's a sick fuck at least a LITTLE bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:42:29 No.2332152 Report

Quoted By:

>>2324911
Is that you Erin?

If not, I will use this text for OC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:47:39 No.2332186 Report

Quoted By:

My family was balanced in a way.

Let everyone else do what the fuck they want and then demand perfection from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:48:09 No.2332190 Report

Quoted By:

My mom is so cool.

She goes to Atlantic City yearly with her best friends and they smoke weed on the beach at night, not giving a fuck about cops.

She saw my brother playing the game "Sniper Elite" and thought it was cool, so she suggested we go over with some pizza and beer and watching him play it. She doesn't even drink either!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 11:53:28 No.2332222 Report

Quoted By:

>>2332137
I once saw a woman peeing, but it wasn't really sexual. It was kinda cool, but I didn't get a boner. The woman's bathroom was closed and she was just pissing in the men's bathroom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 12:08:07 No.2332338 Report

Quoted By:

My parents were weird for me. They'd always give me the benefit of the doubt when it came to grades, curfews, and drinking. But at the same time were the type who would freak out about drugs and not going to church. Luckily I never got caught using drugs but if I did I can only imagine the shit storm that would have ensued.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 12:18:26 No.2332418 Report

Quoted By:

First time I got drunk
>At a cottage with my mom and dad
>It's in the middle of wine country
>They buy several bottles of wine, and stop at the liquor store to get beer and wine coolers
>My mom is a lightweight, and my dad keeps refilling her wine glass when she's not looking
>She drinks about 3 times as much wine as she thought she did because of this and gets really drunk (only time I've seen her get drunk)
>She had let me drink a cooler earlier but now that she's drunk she seems to want to get me drunk
>Keeps offering me wine and coolers
>My dad is telling me shit they did in the 70s, he tells me they did shrooms together at a halloween party that they bought from her cousin
>She goes to bed
>Have some beer with my dad
>We sit around the campfire and have a man to man talk

I never had a curfew or got in trouble for drinking or smoking pot (I don't know if they knew I smoked pot but a lot of nights I came home reeking and giggly with red eyes and just munched on nachos waching SNL with them, so they probably did.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 12:28:42 No.2332480 Report

Quoted By:

>>2331726
Is english not your dad's first (or second [or third]) language?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 12:38:38 No.2332532 Report

Quoted By:

My parents are pretty laid back, I've never really been in any real trouble.
>have known that I've been drinking since about 15
>have woken up to them looking over me in hospital after I got an ambulance there, they didn't even get mad, just concerned about me
>have constantly held parties all my life where they would get shitfaced with their friends
>still go to concerts and festivals and shit despite pushing 50

I know my family used to/still smokes tonnes of weed as well. My dad lived in a town renowned for its pot used back in college, and I'm sure he's smoked up with my cousin-in-law once.

Some stories
>have that crazy blacksheep aunt
>both her and my cousin are massive stoners
>she goes to my cousin's house to pick up the Green Lantern
>my cousin's mom, her sister, hears him talking about "the Green Lanternt" and yells at them not to sell each other weed
>they lol

Another story:
>before I was born, grandparents had a farm
>one day my grandma found a hemp-looking plant somewhere on the property
>asked my dad if it was weed
>he says it was
>she asks "... do you wanna smoke it?"
>erryone gets baked
>grandma just laughs the whole time

And some obligatory borderline-gay shit:
>me 14, bro 12
>we're staying at our uncle's house in england
>bored as tits, he starts to annoy me so I play-wrestle him
>fall on the floor still wrestleing
>we start rubbing crotches
>oh god this feels so good
>we keep doing it
>kept a semi
>stop wrestling immediately
>we sorta look at each other with an understanding expression never to speak of this again

Not as bad as some peoples, but it's still a memory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 12:38:44 No.2332533 Report

Quoted By:

grew up with parents that had 7 kids before me. they'd all moved out though.

i could never get away with shit because they knew all the tricks but more often than not it would go something like this

>come home drunk
>dad comes up to me
>"hey anon, you look pretty drunk haha"
>know im in shit
>"n-no i wouldnt do that"
>"why not? it makes hitting on chicks easier"

then i would be grounded for the fact that i didnt tell them i was going to go out and get wasted, rather than the fact that i was going out and getting wasted. i learnt pretty quickly to be honest and eventually they trusted me enough that i could go and get away with a shitload more than other kids

>tfw i'm now twenty and several of my friends still have fucking curfews and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 12:39:04 No.2332536 Report

Quoted By:

My mom's exactly like this:>>2324911

Insane gun nut here, by the way.

One time, when I was 14 she got me a box full of black powder vials, and miscelaneous lab equipment for AP synthesis. Always backed my gunsmithing experiments up too.

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 12:50:30 No.2332599 Report

Quoted By:

>>2330090
>"Cum in the crack."

Fuckin' lost it here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 14:18:58 No.2333001 Report

Quoted By: >>2333005 >>2333071 >>2333134 >>2333388

>>2326133
too many feels.
long time lurker, first time posting:

>be 12
>older bro is 16
>play dare and dare often, usually resulting in a grand-scale disaster from a kid's perspective
>bro was a perv so I knew about fapping as a kid, but I haven't done it yet
day 1:
>bro: I dare you to jerk me off first time anything remotely sexual was mentioned in our dare or dare games
>I complied
>jerked him off, he came in my hand, felt disgusted as hell
>game kept going with me stupidly giving him random dares
day 2:
>bro watches a porn with a girl screaming for the guy to let her "eat his cum", I said something about it being disgusting, he mocked me about not liking the porn, really hurt me for some reason
>dare or dare time
>me: eat my cum
>he complied it was very clear he was having a hard time going through with the dare, I remember thinking it might be the first time I'll get him to lose the game
>jerked me off till I came my first time right into his mouth
(1/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 14:19:34 No.2333005 Report

Quoted By: >>2333071 >>2333098 >>2333134 >>2333388 >>2344779 >>2350897

>>2333001
day 3, valentine's day:
>mom woke up early and told us our aunt is in the hospital, didn't want to wake up our dad who got back from work at about 5am
>whatever, we don't care
>bro watches a porn video with a girl sucking a dick
>asks if I like it
>I say I do was lying, it seemed kinda weird and disgusting
>he takes out 2 pairs of handcuffs from his closet he was into magic
>bro: dare or dare
>me: fine
>quietly followed him to my parents' bedroom
>he handcuffed my dad to the sides of the bed without waking him
>bro whispers in my ear: get under the cover, and suck dad off like the girl in the video, don't let him see it's you.
>he stayed next to me lying on the floor to make sure he won't be seen, rushing me to suck my dad's dick
>took off dad's pants, was still sleeping
>put the tip in my mouth
>felt disgusted as hell
>tried to imitate the girl in the video as much as I can
>dad:"ooo, jenn mom name, yeah, don't stop"
>started to get really verbal
>suddenly felt his dick harden and fill my ENTIRE mouth
>could barely breath
>he started thrusting in and out
>sick to my stomach
>couldn't back down on the dare
>trying hard not to cry
>spent 10 minutes with my dad's dick in my mouth without taking it out for even a second to breath
>came on the back of my tongue and kept on thrusting
>most awful memory I have
>realized I'm not mom
>what the hell is going on
>blame my brother, who was under the bed at the time
>dad makes us swear to never tell anyone
>we don't

pretty sure he stopped loving me ever since.
(2/2)

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 14:35:14 No.2333071 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333005
>>2333001
dadthrustscockintoson'sthroatblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 14:35:51 No.2333073 Report

Quoted By:

Bump for fapping material

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 14:41:48 No.2333098 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333005
i can't even imagine what kind of position that put your dad in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 14:50:21 No.2333134 Report

Quoted By: >>2333218 >>2333260

>>2333001
>>2333005
Between this and recently learning how angler fish mate, I'm pretty sure I don't want to live in this world anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:04:38 No.2333218 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333134

OH GOD. WHY DID I LOOK IT UP.

THE UNRELENTING HORROR.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:15:31 No.2333260 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333134
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
DO NOT WANT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:36:56 No.2333363 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325549
This is a great story.
I want to be "the DAD"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:40:24 No.2333377 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325490
I'm none of these guys.
To be honest as much as I've enjoyed parents giving zero fucks, a bit more discipline and structure would have done me a world of good.

That said, it's a fine line and really only you can make that choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:41:43 No.2333386 Report

Quoted By: >>2333543

fucking A thread

this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:42:57 No.2333388 Report

Quoted By: >>2333397 >>2333574 >>2357105

>>2333005
>>2333001
>>2331571
>>2326133
>>2325801
>>2325502
>>2325274
genuinely teared up reading these, it seems mine is the worst one, never told this to anyone, not even online:

>dad is having a mid-life crisis about 2 years after my mom died
>"Anon, it's time we'll take that sailing trip we've been talking about for years"
>it was supposed to be a family trip, with my mom there, she knows significantly more about sailing and yachts than us
>dad takes some extra lessons and decides we're ready to go
>sailing from the UK to Australia, i.e crossing oceans
>two weeks of sailing
>it's night, we're sleeping
>sudden thunder storm
>mast destroyed, yacht badly hurt, things are looking really, really bad
>realize we're stranded at sea
>dad panics
>2 awful days of being completely clueless: couldn't fix the yacht, was too afraid to use the emergency lifeboat
>decide we'll stay on the yacht: we had some supplies, some fishing tools, and it was raining often, so didn't worry about water at all
>just went with the currents
>three weeks later
>we started being really "philosophical" talking about how we can either be doing everything we can to get rescued or we can do everything we can to make our short stay here the best it can be
>start talking about women, specifically my dad's brief dating phase
>start talking about sex
>in retrospect there was very obvious sexual tension
(1/3)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:45:10 No.2333397 Report

Quoted By: >>2333399 >>2333574

>>2333388
>later that night
>taking turns sleeping (just in case a ship goes by)
>go to dad's bedroom, wake him up for his shift
>he has a huge boner
>we were walking in boxers and weren't hiding our erections about a month after we started sailing
>he says there's no way a ship would come, and that we should just enjoy the time we have left
>started touching himself
>"if you're tired, I'll take an extra shift, and when you're ready to get up, you can take my place"
>"that's not what I'm saying anon. look around you, we're basically the only people in the world" yes, he was beginning to lose it
>"you should go back to sleep dad, we'll talk in the morning"
>dad locks the door
>takes his boxers off
>starts stroking
>we have a few weeks at best anon
>we need to make the best of them
>won't open the door
>at some point it turned into "Anon anon-midname anon-lastname, I am your father, and I am telling you to sit on this bed right now"
>"fine"
>we sat on the bed, his not-really-hard-anymore dick still out
>there's no way around this son, it seems to me like the best thing we could be doing is to make each other feel good for the remaining life span we have
>politely refuse, claim I still have hope (I didn't), etc.
>turned into emotional blackmail about he raised me, financially took care of me my entire life, etc etc. -I owe him-
(2/5*)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:45:55 No.2333399 Report

Quoted By: >>2333404 >>2333574

>>2333397
>he told me to touch him
>I started stroking him
>instant boner
>he took my pants off
>instant boner
>slowly stroking each other
>"fine I'll go first"
>dad stops stroking me
>gets on his knees
>start sucking my dick
>"Dad. we should stop. people get stranded at sea all the time, we can still be rescued"
>"anon, you have your cock in my mouth, stop pretending the sensation isn't good, and let yourself go"
>closed my eyes, lied on the bed
>came in less than 40 seconds
>without saying a word my dad got on the bed and put his hard dick on my closed mouth
>I opened my mouth, about to tell him to sit on the bed so it'll be more comfortable for me (figured since I came, I'm obliged to return the favor)
>he instantly inserted his dick in my mouth
>he came after a minute or so
>told me not to spit it a second after I already did
>I apologized
(3/5)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:46:41 No.2333404 Report

Quoted By: >>2333414 >>2333417 >>2333574

>>2333399
>a day later
>I feel ridiculous awkwardness
>dad doesn't seem to
>he wanted to sleep in the same bed
>I said I want to be on the lookout for ships
>day later
>"Anon, come to the bedroom"
>I enter the room
>dad locks the door
>he takes his clothes off
>doesn't say anything anymore
>seemed kinda distant and cold
>took all my clothes off
>"I feel a little uncomfortable too, anon. do you prefer I'll be distant and cold like this is nothing but physical needs, or loving, like a dad"
>"I definitely want you to stop being distant"
>"gotcha"*awkward silence*"son, I'm not happy it came to this, but I'm glad you turned out to be the man you are today, you make me feel proud whenever I look at you"
>"wow. thank you dad, I love you too"
>"now, go ahead and lie on your stomach, and close your eyes, I'll be right back"
>he leaves the room, locks the door from outside
>I lie on the bed, actually did close my eyes, hummed a song
(4/7*, I typed a lot)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:48:16 No.2333414 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333404
I can't fucking believe this thread

FUCKING ARCHIVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:48:39 No.2333417 Report

Quoted By: >>2333574

>>2333404
>a few minutes later
>my dad is lying on top of me
>"anon, should I force you into it so it'll be easier, or will you be obedient?"
>"force me into what?" (for some reason, the idea of anal sex didn't even cross my mind)
>"I'll just go"
>no lube what so ever, didn't work his way up to it, just forcefully jammed his dick into my very-much-virgin ass
>he was already on top of me, and positioned himself properly, and my initial resisting wasn't enough
>I was grunting really hard, it was really painful (and physically arousing in a messed up way)
>he didn't care at all, just kept on ramming me furiously
>decided at that moment that I do not see him as my dad anymore
>later that night while he was sleeping
>I took a rope and I tied him up
>he woke up mid-way but it was too late
>got him on his hands and knees on the bed
>and I fucked him
>it had nothing to do with wanting sexual release or anything, I just felt humiliated and wanted to get back at him
>I fucked him violently, I pulled his hair the entire time and he was screaming for me to stop, and I didn't
>I gave him food and water, but I didn't untie him for more than a week
(5/6*)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:49:20 No.2333420 Report

Quoted By: >>2333429 >>2333438 >>2333476 >>2333491 >>2333502 >>2333534 >>2333547 >>2333574 >>2333587 >>2333588 >>2333727 >>2333987 >>2334395 >>2357363 >>2358875

>and in that week I fucked him constantly, not even for pleasure, I would fuck him, cum inside, and keep on fucking until it started hurting too badly on my dick, then I'd wait it out, and start fucking him again
>I came inside him at least 30 times in that week, he started crying as of the second day, saying he's sorry
>I didn't care
>after about a week I came to my dad's room with some water and let him drink
>then I took my pants off, got behind him,moved the blood-semen stained sheet a bit, and jammed my dick in his ass, started ramming him for a good 30 minutes of non stop crying from him while I forcefully choke him
>suddenly *cruise-ship horn sound*
>realize we're saved
>realize what I've done
>untie dad, throw his clothes on him, quickly get dressed
>ran out of the boat
>scream and wave my hands
>we were saved
>never spoke or seen my dad ever since
(6/6*)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:51:05 No.2333429 Report

Quoted By: >>2333458

>>2333420

Well that's it, I think I'm leaving 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:51:34 No.2333432 Report

Quoted By:

My parents pretty much let me do anything...I don't get it, do they not give a damn about me? Or do they think I need to do everything on my own and learn life how it is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:52:42 No.2333438 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
I lol'd at first. Then I kept laughing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:56:21 No.2333451 Report

Quoted By:

Well, my mom buys me wine..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:57:32 No.2333458 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333429
fucking agreed. this just cannot be topped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 15:59:41 No.2333476 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
i actually refuse to believe this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:02:31 No.2333491 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
Considering I already lost faith in humanity long ago and my favorite quote is a sentence by my teacher who said once "You know, it all exists out there", I actually believe this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:04:10 No.2333502 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
I knew when while skimming I saw "fuck", "untie" and "dad" in the same post it would be some fucked up shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:12:03 No.2333534 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
cool story bro

WOW you now have to refer to him as the dark side imagine all the funnies that could be had "feel the force of the dark side" etc. man what and icebreaker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:14:40 No.2333543 Report

Quoted By: >>2333562

>>2333386
Fucked up greentext story of all fucked up greentext stories history...you've got my vote

this thread has received 2 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:15:35 No.2333547 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420

I got a boner, am I gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:19:13 No.2333562 Report

Quoted By: >>2333595

>>2333543
3/4

archive bloxdddddddddddddd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:21:23 No.2333574 Report

Quoted By: >>2333638

>>2333388
>>2333397
>>2333399
>>2333404
>>2333417
>>2333420

Officially desensitized.

GlassHeart

GlassHeart Fri 04 May 2012 16:23:41 No.2333587 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
> /thread
> /4chan
> /internet

>captcha Bonnti son

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:24:18 No.2333588 Report

Quoted By: >>2334007

>>2333420
when did this happen? the googles found nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:26:15 No.2333595 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333562
4/4 votes
thread archived

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:28:42 No.2333602 Report

Quoted By: >>2333611

>>2331481
>>2331481
Why has noone commented on these badass mofos yet? They look like the Dwarven Mortar Unit und Warcraft 3!
Cool uncles, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:30:32 No.2333611 Report

Quoted By: >>2333647 >>2333698

>>2333602
Because "i raped my dad while stranded on a boat" pretty much trumps everything posted and everything that's going to be posted in this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:35:54 No.2333638 Report

Quoted By: >>2333778

>>2333574
Didn't disturb me at all, it's sick sure but I'm still disgusted at anecdotes from regular peoples regular lives. A person has to be truly sad and disgusting to want a girl who has had several sex partners before him.

Fri 04 May 2012 16:37:47 No.2333646 Report

Quoted By:

Gullible people everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:37:51 No.2333647 Report

Quoted By: >>2333664

>>2333611
> implying that story was legit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:40:02 No.2333664 Report

Quoted By: >>2334040

>>2333647
Even if it's not, there is still something wrong with the anon who posted it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:44:59 No.2333698 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333611
Yeah, I only just read that. Holy shit.
I'm not gonna contribute to the thread now. It would be like Nickelback coming onstage after Pink Floyd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:47:29 No.2333704 Report

Quoted By:

What the fuck did I JUST READ?

JESUS CHRIST I JUST CANT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT

ILL JUST IMAGINE THAT IT WAS A LIE TO MAKE IT ALL EASIER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:50:09 No.2333721 Report

Quoted By: >>2334180 >>2334410

>promising incest thread suddenly turned into gay dad stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:52:05 No.2333727 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
This is obviously fake

As for the other stories, they could be real or fake, it's sort of hard to really know. They're probably all fake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 16:53:20 No.2333734 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326133
This cannot be real can it?

This is one fucked up thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:01:45 No.2333765 Report

Quoted By: >>2333795

Man why did I have to have fucked up angry parents instead of fucked up fun parents

This world blows

At least I didn't buttrape my pops on a boat hahah oh man I wouldn't even know what to call that porno

AcidFrippFag (Tyler, the Cооltop-Loving Touristfish42O))) !!aA0GbTMNLDz

AcidFrippFag (Tyler, the Cооltop-Loving Touristfish42O))) !!aA0GbTMNLDz Fri 04 May 2012 17:01:54 No.2333767 Report

Quoted By: >>2333777

Even if it's completely fictitious, you know that something like that happened somewhere at some point in time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:04:10 No.2333777 Report

Quoted By: >>2333782

>>2333767
shut up tripbitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:04:17 No.2333778 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333638
>not sure if very subtle filename troll

That's Ayman az-Zawahiri
See pic for Mullah Omar

AcidFrippFag (Tyler, the Cооltop-Loving Touristfish42O))) !!aA0GbTMNLDz

AcidFrippFag (Tyler, the Cооltop-Loving Touristfish42O))) !!aA0GbTMNLDz Fri 04 May 2012 17:05:22 No.2333782 Report

Quoted By: >>2333785 >>2333898

>>2333777
Whatever, dude.
Enjoy your ad hominem attacks, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:06:09 No.2333785 Report

Quoted By: >>2333794

>>2333782
what the fuck did it tell you

don't make me tie you up on my boat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:06:55 No.2333790 Report

Quoted By:

>Smoke weed
>Mom finds out, gets pissed off
>"You don't know what could be in there! At lest grow it yourself if you're going to do this! "
>"Sorry what?"

And that's how i started growing weed in my mom's backyard

AcidFrippFag (Tyler, the Cооltop-Loving Touristfish42O))) !!aA0GbTMNLDz

AcidFrippFag (Tyler, the Cооltop-Loving Touristfish42O))) !!aA0GbTMNLDz Fri 04 May 2012 17:07:11 No.2333794 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333785
No, son, please, don't!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:07:12 No.2333795 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333765
Call it "Buttraped My Pops on a Boat".

I'd fund it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:07:45 No.2333800 Report

Quoted By: >>2333818

My parents, while divorced, have always been extremely laid back. My dad, who I hardly see, simply because we don't have much in common, has been a stoner for as long as I can remember. I've lived with mum since the divorce though, because he doesn't know much about raising children and offers no sort of discipline or disapproval. That's not to say we don't get along, and on the occasions when we do see eachother we sometimes smoke together.
My mum, on the other hand, always allowed me just the perfect amount of freedom. There was no need for real discipline (grounding, spanking), because I respect her enough that just knowing that I've disappointed her is sufficient punishment whenever I cross any boundaries. She and I are pretty much best friends. She's always there for me when I need someone to talk to, she's supportive of almost all of my choices, and we spend a decent amount of time together.

This might draw me a bit of flak, but she and I still hold hands when we walk together. No, it's not a romantic or sexual thing, I'm a femanon. It's just a friendship thing.
Anyway, haters gonna hate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:08:28 No.2333804 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread
Oh wow...fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:11:07 No.2333818 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333800
>still hold hands when we walk together
uwotm8

>femanon
carry on

Fri 04 May 2012 17:26:23 No.2333898 Report

Quoted By: >>2351052

>>2333782

If you don't want ad hominems, the easiest method is to lose your trips. Can't ad hominem without a solid identity.

Just a food for thought.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:27:49 No.2333909 Report

Quoted By: >>2333928 >>2333934

>have permissive parents
>let me stay up late
>let me be out all night
>be 13
>start smoking weed
>parents tell me grow it rather then spend all my pocket money on it
>smoke and sell weed through out highschool
>smoked too much weed
>ended up failing all my classes
>kick out of my local baseball team.
>no high school diploma
>develop anxiety disorder due to weed
>work as fucking meter reader,

Thanks mom and dad. Weed has fucking ruined my life so far. What a fucking waste of time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:30:34 No.2333925 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread
>my face the horror I'm feeling right now, like an itch in the back of my head something lost but found again

Oh god oh god

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:31:08 No.2333928 Report

Quoted By: >>2333948 >>2334025 >>2334137 >>2335110

>>2333909
when you're 70 years old, you might be thinking to yourself with that same facepalm: "jeez, i spent my whole life feeling like shit because i was a meter reader and not a rocket scientist when it didn't matter because any occupation, social status, etc or lack thereof has the same opportunity for happiness"

just a thought..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:33:46 No.2333934 Report

Quoted By: >>2334025

>>2333909
>blaming your parents for your failed life because they endorsed your habit
Granted, they could've done a little more but holy shit. Stop being a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:35:34 No.2333948 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333928
The same potential but it's easier with some jobs and social status, which is why he can be happy but as a meter reader he would have to work harder for that happiness than some hot rich man would

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:43:04 No.2333987 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420

sorry bro

>just not believing it for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:45:13 No.2334007 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333588

shit

>just lost my shit reading this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:47:49 No.2334025 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333928

I just had a lot going for me before weed took over my life. I was one of the top Junior pitchers for my state, I payed the guitar really well for my age. I could draw. I started to get sponsored for skateboarding comps/. Shit I mean, it's not like I didn't have fun smoking weed, but fuck me, I wasted a lot of time keeping my habit up then concentrating on things.

>>2333934

Yeah I know I should stop blaming my parents. I wish they push me in the better direction, thats all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:48:51 No.2334028 Report

Quoted By: >>2334069 >>2334088 >>2337448

This thread is absolutely fucking insane. /r9k/, you're so creative sometimes it blows my mind. Obviously you guys have made this all up, but what's disturbing is that you haven't come up with this on the spot. You've been thinking about this shit for ages.... I'm looking at you "Father & Son Adrift in a Sea of Fuck"-man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:51:55 No.2334040 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333664

no not really. it was kinda standard stuff.

its just a question of 'who was gonna post it first?'

i saved it just to pick out were he shoulda done better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:56:11 No.2334069 Report

Quoted By:

>>2334028
How do you know he didn't make it up on the spot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 17:58:58 No.2334088 Report

Quoted By:

>>2334028
> Adrift in a Sea of Fuck"
I lost it.

sdfasgnlblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:02:10 No.2334117 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326206
fuck your friendship, find his mom and bang her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:03:50 No.2334124 Report

Quoted By:

>>2328718
slow your roll fella, we need these stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:05:34 No.2334137 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333928

>rocket scientist: welp gotta collect the rent on me many propertys. ill start with meter reader guy first
>meter reader guy: fuck rents due today! [anti-lol]uughghh ok...weed or rent??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:14:09 No.2334180 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333721
All "I had a hot mom" threads turn into "I fucked my dad" threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:20:07 No.2334207 Report

Quoted By:

This is the hottest thread ever.

mootbloxcc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:22:26 No.2334219 Report

Quoted By:

> tfw this thread made you hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:36:32 No.2334319 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326351
stories?
tell us damnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:46:18 No.2334386 Report

Quoted By: >>2334971

>Dad wants to talk about drugs
>Tells me how pot and acid will fuck your life up
>Says if I ever want to try speed I should tell him and he will get me some pure shit, because he doesnt want me trying anything thats been cut with poison

Have a few other ones

>Be 14
>Dad taking me to school
>gets cut off by a motorcycle infront of school
>its a parent dropping off his kid
>Dad stops behind him, pulling the handbrake so hard it snaps
>walks up to the guy on the bike
>punches him through the visor
>kicks the shit out him

Right infront of my school. All the teachers made the students go inside while they called the cops.

No charges were laid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:48:03 No.2334395 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
mydadrapedmeonayachtsoitiedhimupandrapedhimfordaysblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:51:01 No.2334410 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333721
Do you know what the phrase "cool mom" means? It doesn't mean wincest, dude. This was just supposed to be about parents that let their kids get away with crazy shit. Don't ask me how it turned into "stories about being molested by your dad".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 18:59:36 No.2334466 Report

Quoted By:

>be 17
>constantly go to these students who rent an apartment together
>drink, smoke weed and snort speed there
>get into a shitstorm with a friend there who also knows my parents
>spills the beans the day after
>try to sneak out
>mom cathes me
>long talk about drugs and alcohol and how they are bad etc
>"okay, you can go meet your friends but you have to promise that you won't do drugs again"
>"o.. okay..."
>try out cocaine the same night
I really felt bad about lying to my mom all the time, I was sure that it woul've killed her if she had found out. Luckily, she didn't.
I also threw that guy's bong off a bridge but that's a different story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 19:32:56 No.2334659 Report

Quoted By: >>2334895

>be 14
>have day at amusement park planned out with friends
>agree to meet at friend of friend's (let's call him R) house
>i get there first
>R has sit in his room while he's getting ready
>his father walks in
>introduces himself and tells me he doesn't mind if i fuck his son in his house
>R says "no dad that's wrong"
>i tell him why i'm there
>dad is like "WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE Okay that's cool! Btw son, I have some condoms in my bedroom fuck her good and be a gentleman. Even if you do get her pregnant, that's cool because you can raise my grandkid here. I don't mind."
>sit awkwardly with my iced tea until R's friend shows up
>be talking with R's friend when dad comes back in (probably hoping we were in mid fuck)
>"WOW! You're here too, R's friend?! A threesome, huh? Threesomes are cool! Way to go, son! I've got enough condoms for everyone so don't be afraid to use them! So don't worry about me and just enjoy yourselves."
>Both R's friend and I agree to wait outside

Now that I think about it, his dad probably just wanted to fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 19:38:28 No.2334703 Report

Quoted By:

That father/son boat story is a work of art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:00:58 No.2334865 Report

Quoted By:

I can not contain the information in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:05:33 No.2334895 Report

Quoted By:

>>2334659
He wanted to make it so awkward you wouldn't have sex, even if you were initially planning on it.

>be 18 leaving for college soon
>hey mom my two friends and i are going to do shrooms out
>on the dock
>"oh, anon, are they safe?"
>yah, totally non-toxic
>"well have fun and dont fall in the water!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:16:55 No.2334971 Report

Quoted By:

>>2334386
>Says if I ever want to try speed I should tell him and he will get me some pure shit, because he doesnt want me trying anything thats been cut with poison

Sounds like this girl I went to HS with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:25:02 No.2335025 Report

Quoted By: >>2335056 >>2335210

my parents are really cool actually, they are permissive on stuff that doesn't matter and then encouraging (and sometimes strict) on stuff that does

>be 14
>at wedding of a family friend with family
>drink too much for the first time, throw up embarrassingly
>parents are cool with it, just take me home and laugh at me the next day

>be 17
>large party with loads of family friends and a few of my friends
>everyone shitfaced drunk
>decide to smoke some weed with my cousin and a few friends
>cousin is too drunk to roll the joint
>i can't roll
>my uncle comes in
>starts laughing at my cousin (his son) about him not being able to roll it
>starts rolling it himself
>my mum walks in
>"that's way too much weed for one joint"
>leaves
>uncle finishes it, takes a couple of tokes and leaves
>wut

My parents are also cool with me smoking weed and tobacco, the only time they got pissed was when I smoked in the car, but they weren't pissed off about the actual weed, just the car.

I'm sure that they smoke weed themselves, which is odd, considering they're well-to-do, middle class, and pretty high earning.

Also, my parents let me have quite a few house parties and normally help me clear up too. I'm happy with my parents, I'd rate them 9/10 (not just because they're permissive.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:30:28 No.2335056 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335025
>rate parents 9/10
Then why are you here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:36:22 No.2335110 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333928
Some happiness can be derived from this:

A decrepit old gasman, named Peter,
while hunting around the gasmeter,
touched a leak with his light;
he blew out of sight -
and, as everyone who knows something about poetry can tell you, he also ruined the meter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:49:46 No.2335210 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335025
Sounds like my father.
When his dealer moved to a different city he'd ask me whether I could get him some weed, but I've never seen him stoned or drunk. And he's very middle-class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:50:33 No.2335218 Report

Quoted By:

>"Hey, dad, I'm going to GF's place, might end up sleeping over. Ok?"

"Do you have any condoms?"

>"No?"

"Make sure you grab some on the way there. See you tomorrow."

I fucking love my dad.

Sorka !u.sDYKEStQ

Sorka !u.sDYKEStQ Fri 04 May 2012 20:52:13 No.2335236 Report

Quoted By:

This thread needs more father/son incest stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:52:36 No.2335240 Report

Quoted By:

>be 13
>pee the bed, crying hysterically
>my father walks the dinosaur into my room
>he sucks my dick
>the next day my mom tells me it's okay to smoke weed
>later on my mom finds out I lost my tamagotchi and took away week privileges
>my dad still sucks my dick late at night though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 20:57:23 No.2335273 Report

Quoted By:

Dating girl for six months.
Have female Internet friend to crash while she's in town one night after going clubbing with her, my girlfriend and a couple of friends.
Mum says girlfriend has to go home. (Live at home.)

It's good my girlfriend trusts me.

Yeah, I took the sarcastic approach.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 21:07:04 No.2335347 Report

Quoted By:

>dad asks did i use drugs
>flash him the condom in my wallet
>he starts to suck me off
>mom tell me it's fine to fuck my gf as long as i have condoms
>parents ruined my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 21:14:24 No.2335397 Report

Quoted By:

> 16
> "can you drop me off at the park?"
> "Okay, here is $20, don't get too drunk"

If only she still gave me money for booze ; _ ;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 21:29:34 No.2335475 Report

Quoted By:

>dated 18 year old girl
>i was 20
>her divorced mom and her boyfriend regularly gave us money, weed, and alcohol, and didn't care if we smoke or drank at their apartment
only reason i stayed with her for as long as i did. too bad she was a nagging psycho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 21:30:55 No.2335482 Report

Quoted By:

Well that's it, I officially dont trust my self to have kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 22:18:29 No.2335799 Report

Quoted By: >>2335803

doesn't compare to the guy on the boat, but here some fragments of memories I put together.

>be 6
>walk in on my dad masturbating furiously
>ask what he's doing
>he stops, says nothing, we go watch tv
>a few days later
both parents are doctors, really wanted me to be one, and so, every single day I would spend at least half an hour in a doctor outfit pretending to be one, this was not done willingly
>play doctor
>use my stethoscope
>try to put it down my dad's pants
>tell him to take off his pants
>he does, a little weirded out at this point
>tell him to take his boxers off too in an authoritative manner, like a doctor would
>he asks if anyone at school, or anyone I know told me to do this on myself
>I say no
>he goes along with it, in retrospect I think he did it to see what's going on with me
>put my very-very cold stethoscope on his ball sack
>his dick was getting bigger and I was amazed by this
>started examining it from all angles and basically moved his dick around while massaging his ball sack
>at some point it turned into me stroking him
(1/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 22:19:00 No.2335803 Report

Quoted By: >>2335827 >>2335890 >>2336447 >>2344779

>>2335799
>dad becomes very serious
>stops me, asks where I've learned such things
>told him I saw him do it the other day
>he explained it was something you do by yourself
>"but don't you like it daddy?"
>"it's not something children do"
>"I'm a doctor!"
>basically only wanted to do it because it was forbidden
>he refused
>I got teary eyed, and asked him to let me continue just for this session, and then I'll never ask him to take his pants off again
>emotional extortion worked, he agreed
>not entirely sure what happened next, this is what I think happened fragments of memories, etc
>I was really happy about being able to play with his dick, and I've messed around with it for a good 10 minutes or so
>my dad had a raging boner, the stiffness and size were behind my comprehension
>I'm not sure if I said I saw on tv that doctors used to taste pee in order to find diseases, or if he told me so
>but after a brief exchange of words I put his dick in my mouth
>and he came on my tongue, instructing me not to swallow or spit it
>he came
>told me to open wide
>asked how does it taste like
>I said salty and yuck
>"now swallow and tell me if you feel a burning sensation in your throat"
>it doesn't burn in my throat! are you dick daddy
don't remember his response or anything after that. never mentioned that day either.
(2/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 22:22:11 No.2335827 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335803
>are you S*ick daddy
woopsi.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 22:30:45 No.2335890 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335803
emotionallyblackmailedhisdadintolettinghimjerkhimofffollowedbyhisdadgettinghimtoswallowhiscumblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 22:54:28 No.2336055 Report

Quoted By:

>be 8 year old girl
>still wet the bed, so I have a rash on my ass
>wearing only underwear and a tshirt
>dad notices my rash
>tells me to come to the bathroom with him
>ok dad (I always listened to my dad no matter what.)
>ran a lukewarm bath, which was weird because my dad never ran baths for me
>made me stand in the tub and face the wall
>feel his rough/large hand on my ass, which is sensitive because of the rash
>washes it with soapy water and a washcloth
>"Wow, sweetie, you have a really big butt you know that?"
>feel really embarrassed, start crying
>he says that's it's ok, and he thinks I'm beautiful
>oh thanks dad
>not washing me anymore, but I'm still standing there
>"Stay there."
>hear fumbling and moaning, too scared to turn around
>eventually hot spurt on my ass..
>he silently washes my ass off then tells me to go to bed
>never speak of it again

I don't think that he knows that I remember. To my knowledge, he never did anything else like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 23:00:43 No.2336097 Report

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My mom's a drunk. She's wasted nearly every night, which is awesome.

She's been letting me drink since I was 13. Not even beer/wine, but hard liquor.

Staying at her house was fun. I could do whatever I wanted as long as I never told my dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 23:07:11 No.2336142 Report

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>doing speed for three days as a teenager
>can't sleep, have to work on a farm the next day with mom
>tell her I've been on tweak for three days and can't sleep
>ask her to buy me 6 tall cans so I can be able to sleep
>she does

She's pretty cool. I've went to raves with her and stuff. She's 67 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 23:14:31 No.2336184 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is fucked up. As in, "the type of shit 4chan is famous for" fucked up.
You're all sick
/r9k/ confirmed for most mentally challenged board with worst parental issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 23:21:57 No.2336237 Report

Quoted By:

>This thread

I've got the king of boners now, fuck you /r9k/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 23:23:41 No.2336253 Report

Quoted By: >>2336280

>drivinf to hang out with friends
>mom calls me
>"hey anon what are you doing?"
>"nothing just going to hang out with friends"
>"oh and what will you do with them"
>(In reality just play vidya)
>I say "we're going to smoke a lot of crack"
>"Oh you should be careful. That's areal drug"
>mfw I can smoke crack and my mom would care that much

This is a conversation I had a few nights ago. We were discussing what I should do with my life.
>Me - "I think I might become a terrorist"
>mom - "Well if you become a terrorist you will have to join an organization. No terrorist has ever accomplished anything by himself
>"The unibomber was a solo terroist"
>"and what did he accomplish? Nothing."
>"I guess, but there isn't an orgnization worth joining"
>"You could start one"
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 23:28:37 No.2336280 Report

Quoted By:

>>2336253
she's just kidding with you, underageb& summer
of course she dont expect you to do these things in real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 23:36:17 No.2336340 Report

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I am so glad I have good parents.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 23:51:45 No.2336447 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335803
>he came on my tongue, instructing me not to swallow or spit it
>told me to open wide
>now swallow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 May 2012 23:56:48 No.2336489 Report

Quoted By:

>>2324945
>>2324945

Dude, lol.

Best story,
ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 00:07:17 No.2336592 Report

Quoted By:

>see this thread
>fap to the thought of raping my dad
ineveraskedforthisfeel.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 01:45:34 No.2337448 Report

Quoted By:

>>2334028
I once spent a good portion of every night for a week writing a story about how I tied up and raped my non-existent brother while shirking various responsibilities in favor of writing said story. We are a strange bunch, aren't we?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:20:41 No.2338297 Report

Quoted By: >>2338354

>be 12
>woke up one morning
>realized my underwear are filled with cum
>throw them out the window, never say a word
>next morning
>same thing
>threw them into the laundry this time, hoping no one will notice
>parents didn't say a word about it
>after a few days of waking up to dirty boxers with no memory of a sex dream
>woke up in the middle of the night
>eyes still closed, body is still, but I awoke
>realize my pants are at knee height
>rock hard
>suddenly amazing feeling of a tongue on my dick
>too scared to open my eyes
>didn't really develop early so had a rather small dick back then
>dick balls deep into the mouth, just the tongue playing with while sucking on it
>didn't know what to do
>started twitching my eye thinking I could get a glance of who's doing without showing sign of being awake
>saw my dad, he was preoccupied with sucking, didn't even notice me
>came in his mouth
>he spat it all over my dick
>after about 2 minutes I felt a bucket load of cum on my dick again, which wasn't mine, can only assume he came on me
>in retrospect the wet dreams started to happen after my dad started making my hot cocoa before bed
>and at the night I was somewhat awake I spilled most of it, and cleaned it up without him knowing, pretty sure he was drugging me
>after about 3 months of waking up to cum-filled mornings it suddenly stopped

no idea what triggered it, no idea what stopped it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:27:58 No.2338354 Report

Quoted By:

>>2338297
>used to wake up to jizz-filled undies often
>that jizz smelled differently in the mornings than it usually did
>never remembered any wet dreams
>in retrospect the morning jizz smelled kinda like my perverted older brother's room

mindblown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 03:31:33 No.2338383 Report

Quoted By: >>2339213

So many bullshit pedo parent stories...

0/10 guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 04:07:23 No.2338722 Report

Quoted By:

>>2331953
Please tell me your mother is attractive in any fashion. I want to put my dick in her understanding vagina

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 05:01:47 No.2339213 Report

Quoted By:

>>2338383
So many bullshit pedo parent stories....
10/10 guys, many boners achieved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 07:32:32 No.2340486 Report

Quoted By:

Final bump? Lord please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 08:31:15 No.2340950 Report

Quoted By:

>son&dad
>male&male

are you gay anon?

Btw, BUMP and FUCKING ARCHIVE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 08:44:48 No.2341062 Report

Quoted By: >>2341547 >>2341553 >>2358577

>Parents don't give a fuck about me so they let me do whatever the fuck I want
>They put a television/game system in my room at an early age
>Dad tells me he hates me fairly often
>End up raising myself and having shit social skills because no interaction with other people
>Stopped going to school in 7th grade and nobody ever cared enough to come bring me back
>Go out on extended hiking trips that last for months by myself with nothing but a camping axe and appropriate clothing just to see if anybody missed me when I get back
>Nobody ever misses me. Family doesn't even say anything. It doesn't matter all that much, they never talk to me anyway. I'm basically a parasite to them and the only reason I'm not homeless is because they're too lazy to shove me out. So they just ignore me and give me the things I need to make me go away.
>Nobody would be sad if I died.
>I've been completely alone my entire life

Yeah, I guess you could say my parents are pretty cool.

Rampage Jackson

Rampage Jackson Sat 05 May 2012 09:26:48 No.2341408 Report

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I just read that FUCKING stranded boat story.
I need a drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:38:56 No.2341492 Report

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>be 12 and playing with my dick
>have first orgasm
>clear slimey stuff is oozing out of my dick
>be really scared that I broke something
>run and show my mom
>she tastes it and says I'm just growing up
>then she pats me on the head and gives me some ice cream =)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:42:04 No.2341506 Report

Quoted By: >>2341613

I seriously wish I was gay right now just so I could fap to this amazing thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:52:25 No.2341547 Report

Quoted By: >>2341553 >>2341606

>>2341062

>Go out on extended hiking trips that last for months by myself with nothing but a camping axe and appropriate clothing just to see if anybody missed me when I get back

That part is pretty badass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 09:53:25 No.2341553 Report

Quoted By:

>>2341547
>>2341062
I've read this book before. My Side of the Mountain was pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 10:01:31 No.2341606 Report

Quoted By: >>2341613

>>2341547
>implying that being gay automatically makes you boner hard to father-son boating stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 10:02:57 No.2341613 Report

Quoted By:

this
>>2341606
was meant for this
>>2341506

redirectionblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 10:14:00 No.2341680 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325084
>mfw she did not protect you from daddy.

haha

my mom was overprotective shit tier. probably why i'm here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 10:33:37 No.2341805 Report

Quoted By:

>>2328787
dude, I think you inverted his dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 15:11:09 No.2343401 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is too good to die just yet.
Sadly, I have no good stories about my parents.

I did Hawaiian Baby Woodrose Seeds with my mother once, but just because she was curious. Didn't really have too much of an effect, she just seemed overly drunk. I spent most of the night playing VTM:B

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 17:58:34 No.2344183 Report

Quoted By:

STOPITBONER

rapingmydadmightbejustalittlehotblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 18:12:23 No.2344270 Report

Quoted By: >>2344353 >>2344568 >>2345689

OP here. I had assumed that this thread had been forgotten about and 404ed a couple days ago, but then I just saw it in the archives. WTF did you faggots archive this for? It's just fucking stories of kids being molested by their dads. This shit sucks. At least downvote it in the archives so that it get deleted and doesn't take up space that could be used for non-shit threads.

http://www.chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/45134/cool-mom-overly-permissive-parents-stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 18:29:17 No.2344353 Report

Quoted By:

>>2344270
voted up.
the boat story is the greatest tale I've read online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:01:44 No.2344568 Report

Quoted By:

>>2344270
Fuck you OP, and fuck your dad too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:03:30 No.2344577 Report

Quoted By: >>2344595

A bit late on the bandwagon but, oh well.

> be 14
> Dad is a drunk
> comes home late like always and passes out on the couch
> wake up because I always do when he comes home
> he's sleeping with a lit cigarette
> didn't know he smoked
> put it out and climb on top of him
> he doesn't wake
> proceed to poke him and slap him, eventually pull his pants down and play with his dick, be horny so I sucked him off until he actually got hard and got some lube and rode him until we both came
> cleaned him up and went to bed
> Dad looks really haggard in the morning
> wont even argue when I call him out for being a bum again, wont look at me.
> starts apologizing to me
> ask him 'what for?' pretending I have no idea
> he says 'nevermind' in a confused tone
> miraculously stops drinking and becomes a better dad.

He's only 17years older.

> 100% not made up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:07:24 No.2344595 Report

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>>2344577
pretty sure you're the first dad/son incest greentext here in which the son is gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:14:43 No.2344629 Report

Quoted By: >>2344686

So everyone's dad jerked them off? When I go home this weekend I am going to have an angry talk with my dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:19:04 No.2344655 Report

Quoted By:

OP, hope your dad gets fucked.

bloxbloxyou'reforthecock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:24:46 No.2344686 Report

Quoted By:

>>2344629
Well your school must have at least scheduled a penis inspection day, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:35:55 No.2344768 Report

Quoted By:

Mine is really tame compared to everyone else's. Especially that boat story, oh god.

>be like 5 or 6
>dad would sleep naked
>my brother and I would jump into their bed in the mornings while they were still asleep
>dad pretty much always had morning wood
>would play with his boner
>would pull it down and watch it spring up and slap his waist
>called it "doing-doing doodle"
>would do this when my parents were awake
>mother would encourage it humorously

Not sure if that really fucked me up in any way. I feel pretty normal. Other than that my parents were really cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:37:28 No.2344779 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335803
>>2333005
got a similar one:
>be 4
>have nightmares often
>wake up in the middle of the night
>go to parents bedroom quietly
>see my mom sucking my dad off
>stood there for a few minutes, they didn't even notice me
>dad noticed me while cumming, pretty sure I ruined their night
>got in their bed
>we all slept together
>the next day
>nightmare woked me up
>joined parents bed
>nightmare woked me up again
>parents are sleeping by my sides, was too scared to go to sleep again
>I seriously have no idea why
>but for some reason I just got under the covers and started sucking my dad's dick
>in retrospect it's kinda surprising I had the patience to do it for as long as I did
>I remember the expanding size being a huge surprise
>and I was genuinely having fun doing it
>suddenly deep thrust in my throat
>sprayed cum on the back of my throat
>choked up, teary eyed
>stopped sucking it
>realize my dad is still sleeping
>didn't even pull his pants up
>went back to bed
not a word was mentioned about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:37:57 No.2344784 Report

Quoted By: >>2344803

My family was a bit convoluted. First you have my dad. Grew up in the 60s, partied his ass off in high school/college, did crazy shit, was generally a pretty chill person. Told me some crazy stories, told me that there were crazier stories he could never tell.
Then you have my mom. Grew up in a traditional italian catholic family, dated two people (one was my dad), believed anybody who didn't follow the straight-and-narrow was a bad person, and dating was bad. Lost one of my best friends in school because she got a boyfriend, and my mom got in a falling-out with her parents. She was (and continues to be) absolutely controlling.
So there would be thing like this. Mom and dad would sit me down and give me "the talk" about sex. Mom would say NEVER until you're married, dad would agree. Then after, dad would take me aside and say to go ahead but be safe about it.
Same with drugs. Mom would say DRUGS R BAD. Dad would say nothing wrong with weed but stay away from meth, etc.
Made for an interesting upbringing. I found my dad's stash of weed, I kept that information secret in case he ever discovered one of my secrets. I never had to use it.
If my mom ever caught me smoking weed, she'd freak out and I don't know what she'd do. Probably chase me around with a knife (again) or throw all my tools in the garbage (again). If my dad caught me, he'd probably tell me to be careful of getting caught.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:40:13 No.2344803 Report

Quoted By:

>>2344784
Wow, your mum sounds like a total bitch. She must've been super hot to land a guy like your dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 19:55:09 No.2344911 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326133
I AM THAT FEEL.
mine isn't as bad as most of these but here goes:

>be 18
>go to a gloryhole to get my first blowjob
>I'm a fucking omega and so
>I asked the guy on the other side to go for coffee with me after this
>he was surprised, but he agreed
>long story short
>it was my dad, and I have never done anything sexual before that, or after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 20:01:05 No.2344969 Report

Quoted By: >>2346024

>>At my current GF's house
>>Hanging out and watching a movie
>> Her mom comes home, "why aren't you fucking?"
>>I just laugh and awkwardly go back to the movie when my gf literally grabs my dick and pulls it out in front of her mom
>>Her mom laughs and says " I taught you right, now take him upstairs and show him what I taught you. And dont worry anon your only the second guy to ever have her, shes as tight as a fucking virgin"
>>mfw we go upstairs and have sex constantly for the next 2 hours
>>Till this day everytime I drive up the mom always leaves me a box of condoms, and the best part is she found a wrapper in the trash bin so she buys me my normal kind.
>>This bitch will be my mother inlaw one day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 20:23:56 No.2345169 Report

Quoted By:

>come to /r9k/ for the first time in years
>this thread
My god what the actual fuck I mean come on man.

NextNexus

NextNexus Sat 05 May 2012 20:30:08 No.2345230 Report

Quoted By: >>2345289

Still not the most fucked up thread I've seen.

That honour goes to the thread where this was posted:
>"I once saw my girlfriend and her priest fuck 8 dogs in a night, but in the context of this thread that's pretty small fry"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 20:38:56 No.2345289 Report

Quoted By:

>>2345230
archive link??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 21:09:25 No.2345468 Report

Quoted By: >>2345508

This fucking thread.

Duncan, this fucking thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 21:16:23 No.2345508 Report

Quoted By:

>>2345468
Who's Duncan?
mysteriousreferenceblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 21:44:28 No.2345689 Report

Quoted By:

>>2344270
Fuck you, those stories were fun as hell to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 21:54:53 No.2345782 Report

Quoted By: >>2345791

>be 15
>mom keeps asking me if I need birth control
>like beyond asking trying to convince me I need it
>telling me benefits other than not getting pregnant
>"mom I'm really unpopular, I'm not having sex any time soon"
>"oh honey that can change really fast"
>few weeks later
>I come home and there is a boy I didn't know on our couch.
>he gets up and nervously introduces himself to me
>mom comes in at this point and asks me to help her in the kitchen
>"he is from the mail room at work do you like him"
>"uh what is okaying on?"
>"you should have sex with him!"
>"no! what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
>"calm down honey just trying to help."
>I get mad and leave
>think now that my mom might have fucked him after i left

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 21:55:51 No.2345791 Report

Quoted By:

>>2345782
>think now that my mom might have fucked him after i left
>might have
lol nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:25:09 No.2346024 Report

Quoted By: >>2346033

>>2344969
>>2344969
>>2344969
>>2344969
finally a story itt that gets my dick moving

a good change of pace from the dad-son fuckfests

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:26:45 No.2346033 Report

Quoted By:

>>2346024
>dad-son fuckfests don't make his dick move
POINT AT HIM. POINT AT AT HIM AND LAUGH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:31:20 No.2346061 Report

Quoted By: >>2346066 >>2346088 >>2346115

definitely worse than most of the greentext here:
>be my 16th birthday
>I'm a complete aspie with no friends
>dad takes me to a prostitute
>he tells me that he fucks prostitutes all the time (he's still married to my mom), and that I'm old enough to know that the kind of woman you want to marry is the kind of woman who you'll end up cheating on
>"Why don't you just fuck mom?"
>no answer
>get a 9/10 prostitute who's just my type (asian)
>we get in the private room, she takes off her top and bra
>raging boner
>she touches me a little, but I was getting much too eager so I just wanted to start fucking
>we started fucking missionary
(1/?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:32:48 No.2346066 Report

Quoted By: >>2346071 >>2346088 >>2346115

>>2346061
>not 3 minutes go by and I'm being hugged from behind
>I freak the fuck out
>realize it's my dad, my naked dad
>"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DAD???!"
>9/10cumbucket:"don't stop sweety, keep going, I love what ur doing" bla bla bla
>in the heat of the moment, I kept on going and told my dad to gtfo
>prostitute just hugged my head closer to her while I'm fucking her, her hands and legs behind my back, squeezing me close to her
>feel a dick penetrating my ass
>hear my dad grunting
>try to get up
>dad pushing me down with his hands and body
>prostitute holding me down with her hands and legs, whispering in my ear to keep going
>I came after a few minutes
>the both of them didn't let me go for over 40 minutes during which my dad was not bring gentle to say the least.
>after 40 minutes of me grunting, and saying I've had enough
>he started spanking my ass
>then he came inside
>could feel the cum flowing inside me
>cried a bit
(2/?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:33:32 No.2346071 Report

Quoted By: >>2346088 >>2346105 >>2346107 >>2346115 >>2348672

>>2346066
>he said I can have her for another hour and left the room
> I fucked her again, this time I used up almost all my time with her
>we had a bite to eat and went back home

>know I'll never be able to have sex without paying for it
>be a NEET with no way to afford a prostitute

>once a week since my dad used to ask me if I want to go there again, I politely refuse, since I figured he'll want to be there again
>after about 2 months
>felt really eager to fuck again
>dad asks if I want to join
>I say yes, and try to explain I want to be alone with the prostitute
>he says he understands etc.
>that he's sorry he didn't gave me a heads up before what we did last time etc
>different prostitute, 9/10 as well, missionary position
>dad fucks me again, cums inside me again, I get teary eyed again.
>swore to myself I won't go there again with him

>been going to the same whore house with my dad every week since
>he fucked me every single time we went there
>that feel when the only way to get laid is to have your dad fuck you
>that feel when I can't keep a promise to myself
>that feel when after a few months it started feeling good
>that feel when now, 8 years late, whenever I fap the thought of my dad fucking me always crosses my mind.

(3/3)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:35:50 No.2346088 Report

Quoted By:

>>2346071
>>2346066
>>2346061
I can't even tell you how bad I feel for you. I might actually vomit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:37:42 No.2346105 Report

Quoted By:

>>2346071
>gets laid on a weekly basis
GTFO, your life is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:38:05 No.2346107 Report

Quoted By:

>>2346071
Good story, but doesn't build up tension as well as the boat one did. I score it 7.5/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:38:57 No.2346115 Report

Quoted By:

>>2346071
>>2346066
>>2346061

I'm an atheist but still iI pray that this story is fictionary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:44:58 No.2346172 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325268

>You never got molested

ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 22:59:32 No.2346284 Report

Quoted By: >>2346525

We should all write a song about how much we love 4chan and /r9k/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 23:34:05 No.2346525 Report

Quoted By: >>2346653 >>2349665

>>2346284

In times of great sorrow and times of great joy
if forever alone femanon or wizarding boy
you can gather round quietly to listen and learn
of hostage rape family sea faring yarns
wincest son father molestation tales
and memories repressed to hide all that ails
mental illness abound, female hatred all round
we try to forget it but long for the sound
of 4 chan (4chan)
you haunt us in our dreams
4chan (4chan)
no one hears your screams!

due homework tommorow but this threads so amazing I procrastinate, masturbate, weep and cringe harder, try not think of father and wish I had friends or a dry spell that ends or a job or a car or a psyche that mends, a face without pimples, a girlfriend with dimples, a will that was stronger, a penis much longer with veins on that glow in the dark when I think of my sister and...

Never mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 23:50:15 No.2346653 Report

Quoted By: >>2346672 >>2349002 >>2351792 >>2352563

>>2346525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHKo0G5bFU
Bear with me, I'm drunk and high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 23:52:25 No.2346670 Report

Quoted By:

My mother has always let me get away with pretty much everything. Easing up on groundings, buying me shit without my asking, after I moved out she started coming by to cook dinner sometimes. I guess she had another child before me, but he died when he was young. Hence babying me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 23:52:39 No.2346672 Report

Quoted By:

>>2346653
This post had better make it to the archives!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 May 2012 23:57:32 No.2346708 Report

Quoted By:

My mom always let me do what I want because she feels guilty about not aborting me because I'm her brother too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 00:00:56 No.2346735 Report

Quoted By: >>2346748

Not a mom, and not a biological parent, but still a fucked up story:

>Friends with this party girl in high school
>Her step dad picks us up every time we get wasted, no matter the time of night, whether he has to go to work in few hours or not, he was always extremely nice about it, he seemed downright happy to do it.
>She got him to buy her drugs, and not just pot either, there were some heavy drugs involved too.
>He bought her pretty much everything, he blew obscene amount of money on cosmetics, clothes, phones and dumbass knick-knacks.
>She told him when she planed to bring boys home and for how long so that he'd take her mother out.
>Despite of all that, she was always being an incredible bitch to him. Often times making fun of him and calling him names in front of us.

To cut the long story short, my friend and her stepdad were actually fucking behind her mother's back and she had been actually blackmailing him for years. Or at least, that's what I heard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 00:03:26 No.2346748 Report

Quoted By:

>>2346735
>no son involved
>no rape involved
out with you, sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 03:18:54 No.2348672 Report

Quoted By:

>>2346071
>that feel when the only way to get laid is to have your dad fuck you

AND THE FUCKED UP FEEL OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TOOOOOOO

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 03:30:13 No.2348782 Report

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>>2325801
>he hugged me closer
>our dicks were pressed together
>he started jerking us off together
>"I love you, anon"
>"I love you too, dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 03:32:46 No.2348808 Report

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>Be 17
>Dating 25 year old
>Dad camping for the weekend, just me, mom and bf at home.
>"Hey Mom, Can we go up to Wisconson?"
>"Ok, have fun!"

Ugh. He made me suck his dick before he'd buy me food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 03:35:51 No.2348851 Report

Quoted By: >>2348903

>underage
>dates someone 8 years her senior
>surprised by bf asking for sexual favors
No sympathy for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 03:40:03 No.2348903 Report

Quoted By: >>2348987

>>2348851
1) I was extremely lonely and met this guy off the internet
and
2) He wasn't asking for favors - it was suck my dick and we can go get dinner (which consisted of McDonalds..)

Yes, I was a stupid kid and put myself in a dangerous, stupid situation, but the fact that my mom didn't raise an eyebrow at this entire "relationship" or say no to any of it kinda makes me resent her. I'm not looking for sympathy.

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 03:48:49 No.2348987 Report

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>>2348903
>I was extremely lonely and met this guy off the internet
mfw
>He wasn't asking for favors - it was suck my dick and we can go get dinner (which consisted of McDonalds..)
That's the definition of a sexual favor: you fuck me, I do something unspecified for you.
>the fact that my mom didn't raise an eyebrow at this entire "relationship" or say no to any of it kinda makes me resent her
To be sure, your mother was inept for not doing anything about it. But it just reads more like you're attempting to shift the bulk of the blame onto her for not stopping you from doing something stupid when you should bear the bulk for doing something stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 03:50:06 No.2349002 Report

Quoted By: >>2349458

>>2346653
I kinda like it. A few times sounded cutty, but I'd pay for that song if it fixed up, it were the 70's and people still paid for stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 03:54:51 No.2349052 Report

Quoted By: >>2349061

God. Why did this turn into incest story time.
Am I the ONLY normal one who's never had a parent jerk me off?
Weird fuckers.
Feelbadforyouman.psb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 03:55:48 No.2349061 Report

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>>2349052
My parents never touched me. I love these stories though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 04:38:28 No.2349374 Report

Quoted By: >>2349378 >>2349662

>be 4
>walk in on my dad ejaculating
>be curious, ask lots of question
>he said it's a grown up thing
>demanded an explanation about what he was doing, why, etc
>attempted to explain to me by comparing how the nice feeling you sometimes get when you pee, can be made more fun when you're an adult
>didn't understand why he was peeing in his room with his hand, didn't say it though
>insisted he'll explain to me how to make my pee like that
>he said only grown ups can
>I said I'm already 4!!! etc etc
>cried when he said I can't, saying not letting me try is not fair
>ended up letting me see him masturbate
>tried to imitate him
>didn't work (obviously)
>insist that I'm doing it wrong, and I need his hands to do it
>didn't even argue with me
>jokingly messed with my dick for a few seconds
>said nothing is coming out
>be really sad for like an entire hour about it
(1/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 04:39:02 No.2349378 Report

Quoted By: >>2349662 >>2357923

>>2349374
>would ask my dad to let me see him masturbate on a daily basis
>would sometimes try again
>approximately two years later
>"dad can I see change your pee?"
>he agrees
>didn't try to masturbate that day
>dad: "hey, you know what champ, maybe if you'll drink my grown up pee, you could pee it too"
>me:"but pee is yucky"
>dad:"oh well, I thought you wanted to change your pee like me, I guess I was wrong"
>me:I wanna change pee!, I'll bring a glass
>dad:no, you don't need a glass, just sit on the bed, and do as I say
>ok
>ok open wide
>he fapped with his tip on my tongue
>when he was about to come he'd let me suck on it like a lollipop
>felt proud of myself after swallowing
>still couldn't masturbated
>the next day asked him to change pee again
>this time he just got me to give him a blowjob
>swallowed, still couldn't masturbate
>within a week it turned into him facefucking me every day
>randomly stopped when we moved to a new place when I was 9
(2/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 04:51:33 No.2349458 Report

Quoted By: >>2349478

>>2349002
Thanks.
> that feel when you record a song for /r9k/
> that feel when only one reply

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 04:53:19 No.2349478 Report

Quoted By: >>2349527

>>2349458

People didn't reply because it is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 04:59:17 No.2349527 Report

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>>2349478
Yeh, Probably true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 05:15:43 No.2349646 Report

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I thought /r9k/ was suppose to be classy /b/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 05:17:44 No.2349662 Report

Quoted By:

>>2349378
>>2349374
10/10

pedroblocks

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 05:18:05 No.2349665 Report

Quoted By:

>>2346525
Not too bad, just get a better mic bro. Sound quality is like nails on the chalkboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 05:54:09 No.2350041 Report

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Gotta say all these parents are Fucking weird as fuck. I'm happy with my weird mum who is aware of my drug use and only seems to care when she finds out, my dad who I just sit on the sofa with and watch the rugby with sometimes and my dad's new wife who just does my washing and cooks my food. All these other parents sound fucking scary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 06:08:31 No.2350185 Report

Quoted By: >>2350269

>13
>be at best friends house for sleepover
>her dad brings his friend over to chill
>dad call us over to bathroom
>he has 4 lines of coke on the counter
>ask if we wanna have some
>me and my friend decline

He took her to get high for the first time when she was ten
I didn't realize that that friend was his dealer till later
Taking that incident out of the way he was a actually really responsible parent

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 06:16:29 No.2350269 Report

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>>2350185
That's pretty crazy. The only weird friends parent I know is My friends dad was pestering my friend (his daughter) for my number so that he could sell me viagra and weed and maybe LSD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 07:17:05 No.2350897 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333005
>he was into magic
OH GOD, MY SIDES
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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 07:32:22 No.2351052 Report

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>>2333898
>a food
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Fuck you dumb faggot

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 08:50:15 No.2351792 Report

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>>2346653
brilliant, saved, statues commissioned
>mfw 4chan might be getting its mojo back

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 10:03:16 No.2352353 Report

Quoted By: >>2352491

>thread starts out about parents that let their kids do carzy shit
>within a few posts turns into stories about anons being molested by their dads when they were kids

/r9k/, this is the single most fucked up thread derail I have EVER seen on 4chan. Just fucking wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 10:21:18 No.2352444 Report

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Threads like this are why I'm here.

I knew you still had it, arcanine.

>now we wait another half a year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 10:30:45 No.2352491 Report

Quoted By:

>>2352353

I was looking forward to a great thread about cool moms letting kids do stupid shit, have sex, and do a lot of drugs.

Then I read about guys sucking off their dads at 13 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 10:42:07 No.2352563 Report

Quoted By: >>2352578 >>2353844

>>2346653
A+ for you sir.

Also is this in a weird time signature or are you just severely drunk and high?

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 10:43:36 No.2352573 Report

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>be 3
>walk in on parents having key party with roughly 5-7 other couples
>toddle to bowl with keys in it undetected as adults mingle and kenny rodgers plays in background on huge oak turntable unit
>grab key from bowl bc toddlers grab shiny shit
>people see me with keys in my hand and look mortified
>their terror terrifies me
>some biker guy with cult leader like power over my parents at this time starts screaming
>I SAID U FUK WHOEVRs KeYs U PULL!
>mfw he's not kidding
>mfw he gets physically abusive with someone (not family, don't know this person who starts to quibble with him

1

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 10:44:30 No.2352578 Report

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>>2352563
It's in four brobot. He's got a nice syncopation going on. So I can see how it can confuse you It's pretty damn good I'd say.

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 10:53:33 No.2352626 Report

Quoted By: >>2352653 >>2356858 >>2375813

>my uncle Carl reluctantly admits those are the keys to his dodge ram
>mfw im face down on a brown suede coach and my uncle sodomizes me
>mfw idiot Manson like biker leader says my uncle has to fuck me till he come
>mfw the people standing around actually applaud him when his hot cum shoots all over my back (to this day I want think they were applauding out of terror/gallows humor like when you laugh during a tense scene in a movie)
>parents sell house shortly thereafter and move witness protection style . . . six miles from Scottsdale to Mesa
>spend next two years in terror then somehow repress until age 19
>panic attacks force me to drop out of college
>flash to now that feel when posting on FORCH and morrisey tier asexual

2of2

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 10:56:12 No.2352642 Report

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>be 15, go on trip to Europe with parents
>Arrive in Amsterdam, see shit like Van Gogh museum and all that boring stuff
>make a joke along the lines of increasing my art knowledge, I should make a trip to the red light district to learn about human anatomy and reproduction, and horticulture
>"Haha sure anon, you can stay out as long as you like, just make sure you get back to the hotel before we have to leave tomorrow!"
>Wat
>End up going with the two 27 year old girls in the room next to us and smoked my first joint and spent all my money on weed and booze one of the girls bought me
>Come back to hotel room
>Mum and Dad laughing at how off my face I apparently was and joke about if I got 'lucky'
>both parents are completely and utterly against drugs and alcohol didn't even give a shit when I got shitfaced in a foreign countries seediest area

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 10:57:48 No.2352653 Report

Quoted By: >>2352676

>>2352626

your parents let this happen? i dont believe it. im sorry i dont. i cant.

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 11:03:12 No.2352676 Report

Quoted By: >>2353321 >>2353392

>>2352653
my parents actually thought this guy was the son of god :/
you have to remember this was 1984 and pcp was chic
i don't know if they were inside the house or by the pool when it happened but they had to hear that maniac screaming
im still deliberating if i should bring it up to them
right now my opinion of them could not be any lower

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 11:22:29 No.2352770 Report

Quoted By:

The first interesting thread on r9k in weeks. Been either gasping in horror or hysterically laughing his whole time.

God I love it.

Sun 06 May 2012 12:20:11 No.2353321 Report

Quoted By:

>>2352676
how does a fully-grown man's erect penis fit inside a 3 year old's anus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 12:29:00 No.2353392 Report

Quoted By:

>>2352676
Have you ever wanted revenge on that son of a bitch? I'd help you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 13:49:19 No.2353844 Report

Quoted By:

>>2352563
It's now thirteen or so hours later. I don't dare listening to it.
I think it must have been the weed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:16:43 No.2354290 Report

Quoted By: >>2354299

>be 16
>very close, best-friend like relationship with my dad mom not in the picture
>my only friend told me he thinks he's gay
>friend says he wants to suck me off
>didn't care for it, so I left
>told about this to my dad
>he says that with my social skills it's not like I'll be getting any in the near future, nothing gay about getting a blowjob etc.
>I say that's bs, and guy on guy is gay no matter how you look at it
>he insists I'll give it a shot with the friend, I say whatever
>a few days of not speaking to my friend later
>sudden burst of horniness
>call friend over with bj in mind
>he talks about how he's glad I called him bla bla bla
>closed the door, took my pants off
>he smiles and starts sucking me off
>dad comes in
>"yeah, I lied, it's gay"
>gets out
>sudden burst of shame
>tell friend to stop
>I sit on my bed
>friend uncomfortably sits next to me
(1/?)

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:17:52 No.2354299 Report

Quoted By: >>2354303 >>2354314

>>2354290
>dad comes in again
>"Found it!!"
>showed this long rope
>come on -anonfriendname-, let's tie him up, it's not gay if you're forced into it!
>figured he's laughing
>when he started tying me up to my bed I was getting a little nervous
>when he took my clothes off after tying me up I realized he's dead serious
>"nah just kidding, time to go home -anonfriendname-"
>dad escorts friend to door, I'm still bound to the bed
>dad enters my room
>has no clothes on
>"I thought a lot about this anon. you're the person I love the most in the world, and I have no friends other than you. and lets face it -anonsfriendname- is damn stupid, so we only have each other"
>long speech about our love and bond and bla bla bla
>I say I love him more than anything but not interested in anything sexual
>"that's ok anon. at this point you don't have to, I'm not either, but I'm sure that after the initial rejection of it, we'll learn to love it"
>lies on top of me
>his dick on mine
>starss kissing me
>lots of tongue my first kiss
>stopped all of a sudden
>started kissing and licking my neck
>started getting hard
>he keeps going till I'm rock hard
>my hard dick is on my bellybutton
>dad starts licking just around it, most awful teasing sensation
>"I'll suck your dick. but you have to ask for it"
>I don't say anything
>he starts sucking my balls
>then licked the base of my shaft
>I started grunting a bit
>"well...?"
>"please suck it"
>"I will, soon"
(2/?)

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:19:18 No.2354303 Report

Quoted By: >>2354306

>>2354299
>he lifted my legs up
>told me to wrap them around his back
>I knew where this is going
>"dad, I don't want to..."
>he started getting in
>I guess he assumed it would be easy without lube
>it wasn't
>he took it very slow
>after about 3 minutes of slow movements while kissing me, he was balls deep in me
>about 2 minutes of slow thrusting later it started feeling good
>found myself moaning
>dad started powerfucking
>was basically screaming (not of pain) at this point
>he came inside
>could feel his cum moving in me, was a little disgusting at first, but turned into a nice sensation
>he untied me
>"it's your call, we can never do this again, or you can have your way with me"
>I was ridiculously horny at this point
>didn't say a word
(3/4)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:19:59 No.2354306 Report

Quoted By:

>>2354303
>just got my dad to bend over
>didn't go slow, mainly because I just wanted to fuck so badly
>jammed my dick in him
>in retrospect it was obviously painful for him, but again, I just wanted to fuck
>he took it like a champ, as opposed to my whining
>about half way through fucking he got hard again
>started jerking him off while fucking him
>he seemed pleased about that
>he was about to cum
>could feel all his muscles spasming while inside him
>the most amazing feeling I've ever felt
>suddenly an epic muslce spasm
>I cum with the force of a thousand suns
>dad gets up, obvious smile on his face
>"I'll let you process this on your own, anon"
>he was about to leave
>"actually, dad, I'd really like it if you'll kiss me for a bit, like before"
>ended up kissing on my bed, then fucking again

>this was 4 years ago
>we have fucked in every single day since
>whoever wakes up first (usually me) wakes the other with a blowjob
>we shower together every day
>and we still have makeout sessions as if we're both 14

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Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:21:55 No.2354314 Report

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>>2354299
Oh for fuck's sake, please stop..
Or no, don't.. I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:28:17 No.2354333 Report

Quoted By:

>overly permissive parents thread turns into explicitly gay dad sessions thread

sometimes I wonder why I browse /r9k/. then I smile and remember

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:33:41 No.2354362 Report

Quoted By: >>2354411

>"Cool mom" / Overly permissive parents stories
---------------------
>then I took my pants off, got behind him,moved the blood-semen stained sheet a bit, and jammed my dick in his ass, started ramming him for a good 30 minutes of non stop crying from him while I forcefully choke him
---------------------
>dad fucks me again, cums inside me again, I get teary eyed again.
---------------------
>mfw im face down on a brown suede coach and my uncle sodomizes me
---------------------
>after about 3 minutes of slow movements while kissing me, he was balls deep in me

wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:34:01 No.2354365 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325502
>>2325274
damn. you fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:46:22 No.2354411 Report

Quoted By:

>>2354362
>then I took my pants off, got behind him,moved the blood-semen stained sheet a bit, and jammed my dick in his ass, started ramming him for a good 30 minutes of non stop crying from him while I forcefully choke him

Instantly Ctrl+F'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 15:55:40 No.2354443 Report

Quoted By:

>>2330874
Im sxe too, your parents rule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 16:05:14 No.2354475 Report

Quoted By:

>>2325801
>he hugged me closer
>our dicks were pressed together
>he started jerking us off together
>"I love you, anon"
>"I love you too, dad"

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 16:24:59 No.2354552 Report

Quoted By:

>That feel when you'll never have a scarred memory of your dad molesting you while you were a pre-pubescent boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 16:26:47 No.2354557 Report

Quoted By:

>that feel when my entire sexual experience is a blowjob from my dad
____________________
>that feel when the only way to get laid is to have your dad fuck you

I know these feels much too well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 16:29:27 No.2354571 Report

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My parents let me do whatever I want and this made me into a neckbearded fat alcoholic. It's more to do with them not giving a shit than being overly permissive

BSM SNM BANG BANG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 19:05:04 No.2355354 Report

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>Come from /mu/, /tv/, /fa/ and /lit/
>Only come here when really bored
Well thanks robot that was a treat. Unfortunately I wasn't molested by my parents, so I don't have any stories for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 19:30:35 No.2355514 Report

Quoted By: >>2356449

Bumping this gem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 21:39:22 No.2356449 Report

Quoted By: >>2356762 >>2356836

>>2355514
When do things stop being bumped on /molestation9k/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:22:37 No.2356762 Report

Quoted By: >>2356836

>>2356449
>>2356449
I think it's 400 posts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:31:56 No.2356836 Report

Quoted By:

>>2356449
>>2356762
autosage at 500

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:35:09 No.2356858 Report

Quoted By:

>>2352626
>dodge ram
>morrisey tier asexual

If you would have dodged ram you would be less teary and more sexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:43:28 No.2356933 Report

Quoted By: >>2356943

>dad would always talk about how everyone in his family moved out by the time they were 18
>be 18 (about 2 weeks after my birthday)
>"anon, we need to talk"
>he says I need to get a job, I don't need to move out, but I need to help with money a bit
>I agreed, but didn't actually look for a job
>dad constantly complains about me not working
>4 months later
>"you have until friday to get a job"
>I didn't get one, it's now friday
>"here's the thing anon. I just don't have enough money"
>he started talking about how much he makes, and then deducted every single expense from it
>resulting in a significant loss of money each month
>then he added and I spend 200$ approximate conversion on prostitutes
>was surprised he mentioned it
>"I just need you to get 200$ a month anon. and unless you're gonna start sucking my dick, you better get a job" (it was said jokingly)
>"get a job by tomorrow or we're gonna have a problem"
>later that day
>"Anon, come over here!"
>dad is in the living room, watching some shit tier james bond movie
>"wanna make 50$?"
>sure, what's the job?
>take care of this for me
>takes pants off
>naturally assumed he isn't being serious
>say I deserve at least 300$ for that
>"I'm giving you a chance here anon. once a week, 50$ for every time, adds up to 200$ a month, which you'll pay me back"
>wasn't sure how serious he was
>figured I'll might as well see what's his limit
>"alright sure, 50$ for a handjob sounds fair"
>sat next to him
>put my hand on his thigh
>looked at him
>he looks at me, being really serious
>put my hand on his thigh
>still looking seriously at me
(1/?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:44:57 No.2356943 Report

Quoted By: >>2356949

>>2356933
>grabbed his dick
>he lied on his back and closed his
>I was shocked
>stroked once, twice... "50$ right?"
>that's right
>jerked him off
>he gave me 50$
>once a week for 2 months he'd tell me to jerk him off, I would, and I'd get 50$, then once a month I gave him 200$, basically meaning I paid for myself by jerking him off
>2 months later
>"anon, come take care of this for me" (his usual way of saying come jerk me off)
>I start stroking
>if you wanna make 50$ today, a handjob isn't gonna cut it
>I was annoyed, but not much I could do really
>told me to suck him off
>I did
>before coming he held my head with has hand and pushed his dick all the way back
>still managed to "spit" his cum out
>his dick was now covered in his cum
>he didn't say anything about it, gave me 50$
>next week was the same, only this time he told me to swallow, I did
(2/?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:45:34 No.2356949 Report

Quoted By: >>2356957 >>2357073

>>2356943
>2 weeks of dick sucking later
>dad comes home from work
>"Anon, in my room, now"
>come there, thought something terrible has happened
>take your clothes off, anon
>obviously surprised look on my face
>just take them off
>I do
>he takes his clothes off
>he was being kind of hesitant
>then he kissed me
>threw me on the bed
>lied on top of me, kissing me (was a kissless virgin)
>took my hands, put them on the back of my thighs and positioned me so my legs are over my head, with my asshole showing
>saw lube next to the bed
>was very obvious what's gonna happen
>didn't stop him, didn't really say anything
>the lube was there, he didn't want to use it
>thrusted into me
>hurt like a motherfucker
>turned into pleasure after a few minutes
>he started kissing me while fucking
>he came
>got up
>put 50$ on my stomach and left the room
(3/?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:46:48 No.2356957 Report

Quoted By: >>2356965

>>2356949
>2 months later
>dad's birthday (which was also Halloween)
>buys me a schoolgirl custom
>wants me to wear it
>I do, he fucks me, wasn't anything out of the ordinary
>he didn't want me to wear in the next week
>about 10 months later
>dad gets a promotion
>now makes significantly more money
>doesn't tell me about this before making a new deal with me:
"I'll fuck you whenever I want, and I'll pay for your uni education"
>alright
our daily routine now consists of the following:
>dad wakes up (we sleep together now)
>gets on top of me
>penetrates me
>I wake up from it
>I get on my hands and knees
>he cums, and takes a shower
>we eat breakfast
>I go to uni
>he goes to work
>I come back home about 20 minutes before him
>I take a quick shower, get undressed, wait in his room on my hands and knees
>he comes back home, and fucks me
>he cums
>takes a shower
>then we fuck twice more throughout the evening
>sometimes at 03:30 he wakes up and fucks me
>we haven't talked in 2 years
>ever since I made a comment about not going to go through this hell after I'm finished with uni I wasn't being serious, I didn't at first, but now, I think about my dad fucking me all the time, and I miss him every day while I'm at uni
(4/4)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:47:34 No.2356965 Report

Quoted By: >>2356980 >>2357007

>>2356957
forgot to add:
>that feel when I'm about to finish my B.Sc, but I still want my dad to fuck me
>that feel when I'm considering flunking my final exams
(5/5)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:48:49 No.2356980 Report

Quoted By: >>2356987

>>2356965

The only question that remains is of your gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:49:59 No.2356987 Report

Quoted By: >>2356994

>>2356980
heterosexual male (well maybe. not very heterosexual these days)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:50:55 No.2356994 Report

Quoted By:

>>2356987

You missing him sounds as though it's a form of Stockholm Syndrome or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:51:54 No.2357007 Report

Quoted By: >>2357034

>>2356965

What's it like being fucked by your dad? Honestly, what's it even feel like to have a cock in your asshole? Do you guys roleplay anymore, like that schoolgirl costume? Greentext some more, friend!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:55:49 No.2357034 Report

Quoted By:

>>2357007
I considered moving out after the first time he fucked me, that's how awful it was. was too passive (or omega) to do it. these days there's nothing that makes me feel better like feeling his cum moving in me while he grunts on top of me
>I can not stress enough how much I hated the sensation of a dick in my ass at first, but I crave it now, better than any orgasm I've ever had.
>the roleplay was a one time thing, I don't think he liked it very much to be honest. I did moan like a girl when he did it, it seemed to turn him on a bit, he told me not to wear it the next week, so that says it all really.

no interesting greentexts come to mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 22:59:44 No.2357066 Report

Quoted By:

...So gay dad sex not only happens, but is a thing. Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 23:00:20 No.2357073 Report

Quoted By: >>2357105

>>2356949
At this point, I'm getting too suspicious that you fuckers are just making up stories for the thread's sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 23:03:35 No.2357105 Report

Quoted By:

>>2357073
the only that really bothers me is this one
>>2333388
believing it's made up means someone has the creative writing skills required to write it, and for that guy to be a robot seems to be just as probable as the actual story being true.
spent over 3 hours on search engines trying to see if it was just stolen from somewhere, can safely say it wasn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 23:06:28 No.2357138 Report

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> spent over 3 hours on search engines
Woah, you're taking this seriously. I only ever spend three hours on search engines trying to find out where a robot lived, and he'd given a fair amount of info and I still didn't manage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 23:29:42 No.2357326 Report

Quoted By:

Cool moms are usually fucking losers. Or at least the ones I knew were.

Grade 10-11 one friends mom let's us smoke weed in her house.
>she looks like jabba the hut
Other friends mom catches us smoking
>not in my house!!!
So we stand on the deck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 May 2012 23:34:51 No.2357363 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
I laughed until I felt dizzy, thank you! A thousand times, thank you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:01:15 No.2357627 Report

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Anyone who thinks the horrors of old school 4chan are no more only needs to read this thread. Between the boat story and the cult story this is the most fucked up thread I have ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:21:38 No.2357872 Report

Quoted By: >>2357888 >>2366361

>be 3
>love chocolate icecream with a passion
>dad:"Anon, come here, I need you to do something for me!"
>get in parents' room
>dad fapping
>anon I need you to tell me if this tastes sweet
>ok dad
>"open your mouth"
>I do
>he cums in my mouth
>I spit it, saying it's yucky
>"ok, thanks anon, you're a good boy"
>he gave me chocolate ice cream
>maybe the next day maybe a week or so later
>"Anon, I need you to taste it again"
>"will it be sweet this time?"
>"I think so"
>"ok, do I get icecream?"
>"Yes"
>I open my mouth
>he cums
>I spit it out, say it's yucky again
>he gives me ice cream
>the next day
>"Anon, wanna eat some icecream?"
>YES!!!
(1/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:22:42 No.2357888 Report

Quoted By: >>2357900 >>2366361

>>2357872
>ok, I need you to taste it again, but this time we'll do it differently
>tells me I need to suck it like a lolipop, and constantly mentioned being careful with my teeth
>OK, was actually kinda fun, mainly because my dad was constantly praising me about doing so well
>he cums
>it's still yucky
>spit it out
>turns out there's no chocolate icecream
>cried for hours
>the next day
>anon want chocolate icecream
>demand I'll get the icecream before I taste
>he agrees
>ate the ice cream
>remembered the awful taste of his semen
>said I don't want to taste it
>he said it's very important to him
>I said I don't want to
>"but I gave you ice cream"
>I don't want to! rushed to my room
(2/3*)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:24:08 No.2357900 Report

Quoted By: >>2357908 >>2366361

>>2357888
>"you lied to me anon. you're gonna get punished"
>he was holding a toy of mine, and I thought he's gonna take it away, and I started crying about wanting my elephant back
>he gave it back to me
>then he took my pants
>I started peeing (was nervous I suppose)
>he cleaned it up
>then picked me up
>sat on my bed and held me in the air with my pants off
>started rubbing his dick between my but cheeks
>took this REALLY cold lube
>put it all over my asshole
>I started crying
>he said it's a lesson, to never lie to him again
>lubed up his dick
>used his pinky finger to lube my asshole
(3/4*)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:24:41 No.2357908 Report

Quoted By: >>2357926 >>2357994 >>2366361

>>2357900
>with one long, very slow thrust he penetrated me, up to a point where I could feel his ballsack on my ass
>cried really hard
>remember it as the worst pain I've ever felt
>he started talking about how he loves me, but I need to learn a lesson
>he lied back and told me to try to get up (his dick was all the way in me at this point)
>he put his hands above my shoulders, and barely used any strength when he pushed me down every time I tried to get up
>basically got me to ride his dick
>started asking me if I liked it
>was saying I didn't
>next time you'll taste it right?
>yes, daddy I promise I'll taste it
>he put on tv, on mute
>I watched 3 entire episodes of a random cartoon while aggressively trying to get off his dick
>the more aggressive I got, the more he seemed to enjoy it
>then at one point he got up without taking his dick out
>put me on all fours
>put his hands around my waist
>suddenly started going at it
>powerfucked me really hard, was crying and yelling
>sprayed cum inside me
>basically filled my insides with cum
>could feel it crawling in me
>kissed me on the forehead, said he forgives me for lying
>unmuted the tv
>I sucked him off everyday until I was 7
(4/4)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:26:14 No.2357923 Report

Quoted By:

>>2349378
>>2349378
>>2349378
>>2349378
>>2349378
>"hey, you know what champ, maybe if you'll drink my grown up pee, you could pee it too"

Good God man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:26:27 No.2357926 Report

Quoted By: >>2357948

>>2357908
That is beyond fucked.
Are you gay now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:28:37 No.2357948 Report

Quoted By: >>2357992

>>2357926
straight, pretty sure I won't manage to get hard with a girl though. luckily, I'll probably never know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:30:50 No.2357971 Report

Quoted By:

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
And you faggots have the nerve to talk about /cgl/'s nasty vaginal issues. I can only hope some of these are fake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:33:19 No.2357992 Report

Quoted By:

>>2357948

why don't you reenact "Law Abiding Citizen" with him?

Anonymous

noko

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:33:31 No.2357994 Report

Quoted By: >>2358041

>>2357908
Well... that's very permissive, of him i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:38:14 No.2358041 Report

Quoted By:

>>2357994
this stopped being an overly permissive parents thread about 300 posts ago

Alex Ball !ipW36c0agw

Alex Ball !ipW36c0agw Mon 07 May 2012 00:40:38 No.2358064 Report

Quoted By:

this thread is horrible
/r9k/ is horrible
I'm out of here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:43:32 No.2358095 Report

Quoted By:

Shit you guys... Just shit.
I'm now glad I never knew my father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:44:35 No.2358109 Report

Quoted By:

new /r9k/ > old /r9k/

that is all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:45:14 No.2358112 Report

Quoted By:

asfasgdfgasdfgasdahdgwg WHAAAT??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:50:35 No.2358161 Report

Quoted By:

Damn /r9k/, you sure love your dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:51:44 No.2358172 Report

Quoted By:

Well my days of awkwardly in roundabout ways looking for stories of underage incest on the internet to masturbate to are over thanks to this thread and the magic of the archives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 00:54:07 No.2358192 Report

Quoted By:

I had to call up one of my friends to see this shit.
These stories are horrific and traumatic on a scale that is almost impossible to match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 01:16:33 No.2358397 Report

Quoted By:

my parents were strict retards but one of my really good friends from high school's dad was fucking crazy

>be 16
>went to his house to party thinking it will be lame with barely any beer and what not
>get there and see like 200 people there
>this old guy is in the hot tub with 4 strippers doing coke off there tits
>thats my friends dad
>he also bought all the booze we would ever need

i love that guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 01:33:25 No.2358577 Report

Quoted By:

>>2341062
>>Go out on extended hiking trips that last for months by myself with nothing but a camping axe and appropriate clothing just to see if anybody missed me when I get back
Shit man, what did you eat, where did you sleep? Can we get some details on this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 01:34:33 No.2358586 Report

Quoted By:

My mum hooked me up with one of her friends. It did not work out because she was baby crazy. Now that I think about it I would have been a kept man for the rest of my life.

I'm an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 01:50:15 No.2358738 Report

Quoted By:

>be 6
>take a shower with my dad
>was just in the right height
>put his dick in my mouth while he was washing the shampoo off his hair
>he fell and broke his hip
>never mentioned it to me when I was growing up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 02:00:06 No.2358825 Report

Quoted By:

Where's Joplin when you need him? amirite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 02:05:33 No.2358875 Report

Quoted By:

>>2333420
shed a single manly tear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 02:18:07 No.2358994 Report

Quoted By:

Holy shit, you are all so fucking gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 02:35:22 No.2359172 Report

Quoted By:

I never once jacked off with other kids when I was little. Anyone who has is a faggot. Stop lying to yourselves. Also there is some class A creative writing in this thread. Keep up the good work gentlemen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 02:41:32 No.2359224 Report

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Regularly share spliffs with my mum because she used to be a huge stoner and my (now dead) dad was a drug dealer. My step dad does not approve but he tolerates.

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Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 04:37:32 No.2360489 Report

Quoted By: >>2364545

well this thread pretty much guarantees nightmares tonight

Heiliges Römisches Reich !zA8yS89glk

Heiliges Römisches Reich !zA8yS89glk Mon 07 May 2012 04:45:25 No.2360579 Report

Quoted By:

10/10 Haven't seen a thread this good in a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 05:58:28 No.2361357 Report

Quoted By:

great good fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 06:10:28 No.2361491 Report

Quoted By: >>2364390

>Getting high with friends in my backyard
>Friends decide to play Grass
>Mum wants to join in
>Get really bummed out by the experience
>Force my friends to get her out of the game as quickly as possible
>Hide in the bathroom until she's gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 06:17:30 No.2361548 Report

Quoted By:

>Second born
>Parents didn't really give a fuck about the fact that I started drinking at about 15 as long as I made some effort to hide it
>Still did well in school and didn't become a fuck-up
I love my parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 10:25:31 No.2364390 Report

Quoted By: >>2364582

>>2361491
>Friends decide to play Grass
>Mum wants to join in

WTF is "Grass"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 10:47:35 No.2364545 Report

Quoted By: >>2377918

>>2360489
I had a dream last night (there was lots of crazy shit, but I'll editorialise):

> meet my father in town
> he has a letter for me
> I live in a house he doesn't know
> introduce him to the people who live there with me
> I take the letter and go to my room
> take off my trousers and pants and get in bed
> read the letter
> my father comes in
> says "Oh, sorry, I didn't know this was your room."
> I'm naked.
> he just stands there and looks at me for what feels like a minute
> nothing happens and he leaves again
> had this thread crossed my mind in the dream I'm pretty sure he would have fucked me
> fuck you, /r9gayformyfather/

> I take him back to the train station
> write my response to his letter on the side of the train in white graffiti
> don't remember what I wrote, but Al Qaida was mentioned

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 10:52:57 No.2364582 Report

Quoted By: >>2367157

>>2364390
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grass_%28card_game%29
I assume it's this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 10:58:31 No.2364609 Report

Quoted By: >>2364684

>mom gives me cash to buy heroin every day after running from court-ordered rehab before my warrant goes out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 11:09:13 No.2364684 Report

Quoted By: >>2364758 >>2364760

>>2364609
Wha... whaaat? Heroin? What the actual fuck?
I mean, I understand weed, or maybe even coke, but heroin is like the devil-tier of fucking drugs... there is literally no drug harder than it out there...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 11:19:50 No.2364758 Report

Quoted By: >>2364784 >>2366372

>>2364684
Not recommending you try it but heroin is actually pretty clean. Injecting opiates with safe needles is about as clean as it gets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 11:20:12 No.2364760 Report

Quoted By:

>>2364684
> 2012
> not knowing about desomorphine/ Krokodil

Read up on it, it's fun. Makes flesh fall off your bones. Literally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 11:21:23 No.2364775 Report

Quoted By:

>My parents almost encourage me to smoke weed
>get supplies of it for free from other relatives
>my family is full of stoners
>suddenly I am stoners

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 11:23:05 No.2364784 Report

Quoted By:

>>2364758
I'm not saying it it's dirty, but the physical/mental dependency is ridiculous and it's always just too possible to OD on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 14:48:49 No.2366102 Report

Quoted By:

Bumping because this thread is fucking epic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 15:44:51 No.2366361 Report

Quoted By: >>2366388

>>2357908
>>2357900
>>2357888
>>2357872
yeah this story is bullshit, nobody remembers shit in that much detail at the age of 3, way too similar to the others as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 15:49:23 No.2366372 Report

Quoted By:

>>2364758
Heroin might be dirty depending on where you buy it from right?

Isn't that how people die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 15:53:03 No.2366388 Report

Quoted By:

>>2366361
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion_and_memory

the most vivid autobiographical memories tend to be of emotional events, which are likely to be recalled more often and with more clarity and detail than neutral events.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 17:58:02 No.2367157 Report

Quoted By:

>>2364582
Late reply, but yeah... that's the game I was referring too. I was too high to even want to figure that shit out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 20:16:57 No.2368008 Report

Quoted By:

>this entire fucking thread

I came in here hoping for some actual stories about permissive parents letting their kids get away with insane shit. This thread is so far off the rails that NOTHING could get it back on topic. Just wow, /r9k/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 22:51:31 No.2369262 Report

Quoted By: >>2369280 >>2369321

>be 8
>live with grandparents and my older brother (13)
>grandparents function as my parents
>ever since I could remember I would shower with my brother (had some phobias, would never be alone in a room)
>when I was 6 we started giving each other "massages" in the bathtub, which basically consisted of me sitting on him (with his dick poking my ass) while he gives me a back rub, and then I'd get off him and give him a penis rub, i.e stroked his dick
>used to do this every day
>be 8
>he told me to sit on him so he'll give me a back rub
> I agreed
>about to sit on him
>he tells me to wait
>he took butter, as in the dairy product, and used it smeared it on his dick
>then held me and positioned me so his dick will penetrate me while sitting
> I awkwardly moved away quickly and sat on him, with his dick sliding away, too scared (I guess) to say anything
>he lifted me a bit, and then just thrusted into me
>I don't remember any pain, just a weird pressure/pleasure feeling
>told him I don't want a massage (I knew what's going on is wrong)
>he said he already started, and you can't stop a massage half-way
>I said I'll tell grandpa
>he said it's just a massage like every day
>rubbed my back while thrusting in and out
>I distinctly remember he hugged me really close, and used a lot of force while thrusting, then came it felt really good
>later that night, my grandpa was putting me to bed, he would stay with me until I fell asleep
>told him about what my brother did
>he made sure I'm being serious
>I guess he didn't really trust me, or didn't want to believe it
(1/?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 22:53:23 No.2369280 Report

Quoted By: >>2369295 >>2369321

>>2369262
>the day after that
>we took a shower again
>bro had some butter with him again
>knew where this is going
>said my back hurts and I don't want a massage
>told me to give him a massage
>I didn't mind
>told me it's time he'll give me a penis massage too
>told me that because my penis is small I need to stand on all fours like a dog for the massage
>I agreed (my brother was very convincing at that age)
>he buttered his dick
>penetrated me
>he put one hand on my dick and ballsack and just started ramming me
>I enjoyed it, it felt good, and the praising of my brother made it all the better
>grandpa gets in the room
>"John(madeupnameforbrother)"
>brother freaks the fuck out
>grandpa closes door
>don't remember his exact words, it was something about how our grandma would cry until she died of sorrow if she knew what he was doing
>brother cries and promises he'll never do it again
>grandpa says something about how grandma can never know about this, and that my brother deserves a punishment
>"Anon get out of the tub"
>I do
>he hands me a towel and tells me to wait there
>"John, apologize to your brother"
>he did
>"now get on your knees like anon did"
>grandpa takes off his clothes
>gets in the tub
>he was flaccid, I remember his ballsack being huge and hanging low
>he started stroking his dick for what felt like forever with my brother crying in the background
>he got hard
>using no butter, he just started pumping my brother
>brother stopped crying
>didn't say a word
>grandpa didn't say anything either
(2/?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 22:54:47 No.2369295 Report

Quoted By: >>2369308 >>2369321

>>2369280
>could only hear the sound of grandpas body smashing into John's ass
>after a while grandpa made a few grunts and then took his dick out, put his clothes back on
>"from now on, no more showering together"
>I get teary eyed, saying I can't shower alone
>grandpa says he'll shower with me
>brother didn't speak to me for almost a week after that incident, and even then, it felt different
>a day after my grandpa fucked my brother
>grandma:"big day tomorrow, time to shower, and then sleep"
>explained that grandpa said he'll shower with me
>grandma doesn't understand why
>remember grandpa says not say anything
>awkward silence
>grandpa told her John is growing up, and now that he's a man he wants to shower alone
>she laughed and said we need to go shower then
>grandpa enters the shower with me (I thought he'll just stand there while I shower, so this was weird for me)
>while showering he started talking to me about what john had me do in the shower
>I told him about the massages and the butter
>asked me to show him what massages I did to him
>I said I can't
>he said he promises he won't tell, and that he needs to know
>I agreed, started stroking him
>he asked if john would pee in the bathtub
>I said grandma said we're not allowed to pee in it, so we didn't
>you're right, it's wrong to pee in the bathtub
>I stopped stroking
>grandpa asks about the back rubs, insisted I'll show him
>told him he needs to sit down

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 22:56:04 No.2369308 Report

Quoted By: >>2369317 >>2369321

>>2369295
>his dick was hard at this point
>he sat down
>I tried to sit on him
>his dick was in the way
>told him I can't show him
>he said he'll help
>grabbed me (forcefully)
>used his hands to spread my but cheeks
>and entered the tip of his dick
>maybe it was the much bigger size, maybe it was the lack of lube, or maybe because he didn't praise me, but it hurt a lot
>"is this what he did?"
>I sobbed a little and said yes
>he spread my butt cheeks to a point it started to really regardless of his dick
>then he *gently* kicked my legs so I'd slip
>"fell" on his dick, could feel his pubic hair on my ass
>he moaned hard
>and I cried a bit
>told me not to move
>I didn't
>had his dick balls deep in me for almost 20 minutes of complete silence with the exception of the water splashing
>then he lied down in the bathtub
>his dick still in me
>he lifted me up a bit, with most of his dick still in
>started fucking me, thrusting in and out
>he came
>I remember his cum feeling warm inside
(4/?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 22:57:31 No.2369317 Report

Quoted By: >>2369333

>>2369308
>finished showering
>said I want to sleep with my brother tonight
>grandma assumed I'm having a hard time not showering with him
>she agreed
>wanted to sleep with him so I'll tell him about what grandpa did
>brother said it's ok to sleep with him
>in bed with brother
>tell him about what grandpa did
>not sure if he believed me or not
>he wanted to play under the covers
>I agreed
>at some point playing around turned into him telling me to suck his dick
>then asking turned to forcing
>accidentally hurt him with my teeth
>he said he has to get back at me
>I say I'm sorry
>he say he'll forgive me if I'll lie on my stomach and won't move until he says so
>lied on my stomach
>he took my pants off
>penetrated me
>I enjoyed it
>he praised me and used lots of spit
>he fucked me until he came
>he kept his dick all the way in while the cum was moving around in me
>after some time, without taking his dick out
>he started fucking me again until he came again
>he did this until it was morning
>was my first time staying up all night
>from that day on my grandpa would fuck me every day in the shower, and every night my brother will get in my room and fuck me
>this went on until I was 14
>my grandpa died, and I told my brother to stop
(5/?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 22:58:15 No.2369321 Report

Quoted By:

>>2369308
>>2369295
>>2369280
>>2369262
TL;DR, can't beat the guy who fucked his dad on the yacht. Give up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 22:59:25 No.2369333 Report

Quoted By: >>2371629

>>2369317
>be 16
>be incredibly horny and a complete aspie
>I'm straight, and I'm attracted to women, but I had no friends, and I wanted to fuck something
>middle of the night
>raging boner
>get in my brother's room
>got under the covers
>slowly took his pants off
>put lots of butter on my dick
>slowly slid it on his ass, then mannaged to penetrate him, very slowly
>realized he's waking up
>lied on top of him
>locked his hands
>started furiously fucking
>"you're dead, anon"
>had no problem getting me off him
>I cummed inside him during the struggle
>he seemed very disgusted
>pinned me down
>fucked me harder than he ever did
>had no pleasure in it what so ever
>he pulled out before coming
>I'm still pinned down
>he sits on me
>puts the tip of his dick on my mouth
>I close it
>he didn't let me breath through my nose
>gasped for air
>shoved his dick in my mouth
>fucked my face for about 10 seconds, came inside, kept on fucking
>tried to stop him, and to spit it out
>wouldn't let me
>felt his cum going down my throat
>by far the most disgusting feeling I've ever felt
>he resumed coming into my room in my sleep and fucking me ever since

>be 24
>still get raped by my brother every day
>I've considered killing him many times
>too omega to tie him up and fuck him, contemplate it every single night

(6/6)

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Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 23:15:03 No.2369456 Report

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What the fuck is going on in this thread?

This can't be real. This many people sucking, fucking and getting raped by their family? What... I don't... maybe this explains something about r9k.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 23:18:08 No.2369482 Report

Quoted By: >>2369499 >>2371346

Screencapped the story I remember reading a few days ago.

Any others in this thread worth saving?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 23:21:01 No.2369499 Report

Quoted By: >>2370252

>>2369482
I suggest you read the entire thread, I've saved most of these.

Mon 07 May 2012 23:36:48 No.2369653 Report

Quoted By:

>>2326133
WORST THREAD EVER

I expected hot mom stories and I get this shit. What the fuck. You guys...you guys need therapy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 23:48:08 No.2369787 Report

Quoted By:

What the fuck is this? Why the fuck am I reading this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 May 2012 23:50:45 No.2369821 Report

Quoted By:

My mom smoked weed with me. She was fucking pro!

Tue 08 May 2012 00:19:42 No.2370149 Report

Quoted By: >>2370207

>I used to look at /r9k/ with disgust
>I'm a black guy from the south who has to work extra hard just so girls are not afraid of me
>Still pretty successful with the girls from my Uni
>Look at /r9k/ and always ask myself "What is their excuse"
>four years later, read this thread
>Apparently I'm living in heaven and they are in hell
>After I'm done laughing my spinal column through my nose, feel incredible pity

I had no idea, guys...I'm...I'm sorry. If there is anything that we normal folk can do for you...just...just let us know.
Polite sage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 00:25:01 No.2370207 Report

Quoted By:

>>2370149
It's ok. I don't blame you. Love you man. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 00:29:13 No.2370252 Report

Quoted By:

>>2369499
Well, I look forward to repost day.
We've hit the limit, so the thread's most probably autosaging now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 02:10:37 No.2371346 Report

Quoted By: >>2374872

>>2369482
Did you miss the cult story?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 02:14:41 No.2371393 Report

Quoted By:

This is archived, guys, you don't need to bother saving shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 02:39:14 No.2371629 Report

Quoted By:

>>2369333
>grandpa fucks me every day
>brother fucks me in every night
ohgodmysides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 03:04:50 No.2371897 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw the glorious tales in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 05:39:41 No.2373356 Report

Quoted By:

This is a whole new level of whack.
I honestly can't comprehend how you guys come up with this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 07:21:37 No.2374424 Report

Quoted By:

If my dad tried it on with me I'd kill him immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 07:37:48 No.2374587 Report

Quoted By:

ha ha guys this ain't right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 07:43:21 No.2374660 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw dad doesn't want to fuck me

What am I? Chopped liver?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 08:01:03 No.2374872 Report

Quoted By:

>>2371346
I feel like the cult one is real. Frankly, that would be less creepy than someone creating that out of thin air for /r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 09:41:05 No.2375813 Report

Quoted By:

>>2352626
I don't know if you're gonna read this, but hunt down the biker guy. Hunt him down, knock him out, and take him back to your lair.

When he regains conscious present him with a bowl with only his keys in it. At this point he'll be tied up, so you then snidely remark you're gonna fuck with a cactus whoever's keys you pick out of the bowl.

Proceed to have fun and kill him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 09:45:34 No.2375847 Report

Quoted By: >>2377093

Good god this thread bring back some horrible memories.
>Single father looked after me until I was 13
>He homeschooled me so I never even saw another kid
>I don't know what age the rape started at
>Or how old I was when he started to bring strange men to our house
>Or what age I was when he started getting me high on weed so I fought back less.

But I'll never forget the look on the cops' faces when they broke the door down to rescue me and I got naked and on my knees for them. The weird thing is I never got that feeling like what happened was wrong, until I went into therapy and was told it was wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 12:33:20 No.2377093 Report

Quoted By:

>>2375847
> mfw this thread is still up and getting serious replies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 15:07:28 No.2377918 Report

Quoted By:

>>2364545
Samefag here.
Last night I dreamt of snogging my brother. I blame you.
Also, this thread is still bumping.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 18:18:31 No.2378910 Report

Quoted By: >>2379006 >>2379048

>mfw this thread

mydadrapedmetoobutidontwannasharemorethanthatblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 18:31:47 No.2379006 Report

Quoted By:

>>2378910
Come on, friend. It's ok, we're with you. It's your duty to post your story to further the cause of sons being raped by fathers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 18:37:28 No.2379048 Report

Quoted By:

>>2378910
You have to, bro. You have to. It's OK, we all know that feel.

Well, I don't, but 80% seem to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 19:21:29 No.2379328 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is so wrong on so many levels.
And I have a whyboner.
Does this mean I am bisexual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 19:34:18 No.2379412 Report

Quoted By:

>parents let me smoke weed since I'm 15
>relaxed with nudity, open about sex stuff, but thats nothing special here in europe I guess
thats about it. I never wanted more than smoking my weed in peace
thx mom & dad

the black /co/mradette !125yThb17s

the black /co/mradette !125yThb17s Tue 08 May 2012 20:08:18 No.2379641 Report

Quoted By: >>2379972

Lets get a girl story in on this

>age 11-14
>dad lives in Michigan with his new wife
>be super super close with my dad, love him to death
>i would visit him for the summer
>every night for a month dad would in the middle of the night leave his bed and come sleep with me
>he slept naked
>i remember nothing, no touching nothing
>his wife at first says nothing
>he does it more often, now instead of getting up in the middle of the night he would go to bed with me from the start
>wife freaks out
>threatens to call my mom and tell her
>dad suddenly stops
I am now super SUPER weird around him. I can't kiss him, hugging him freaks me out immensely, i don't know if he ever touched me
>afraid i might be repressing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 20:59:50 No.2379972 Report

Quoted By:

>>2379641
>Typical femanon
>I don't remember him ever doing anything bad
>but maybe he did
>he's such a rapist
>what a creep

No, I'm just kidding, he molested you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 May 2012 21:08:21 No.2380026 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw this thread
>mfw no face
I have no mouth /r9k/, and I must scream...

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