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Anonymous Sat 11 Aug 2012 19:03:26 No.4959821 View View Reply Original Report

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>study physics
>study math
>take a shower
>take a bath

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 10:52:27 No.4968213 Report

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>>4968197
>I already know
>What the answer is
>Isaac Asimov told me
>In the last question of his.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:00:56 No.4968225 Report

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>Know all of physics and math
>Oh yes I do
>I'll tell you the secret
>Its forty-two

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:04:03 No.4968228 Report

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>Be a woman
>Feel my wrath
>Be empowered
>Suck at math

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:05:14 No.4968230 Report

Quoted By: >>4968245

>what we have here
>is a chain reaction
>by responding to other anons
>we ensure no end to the rhyming action

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:06:51 No.4968234 Report

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>A lose cable
>Its where it begun
>Its why the photon went fast
>But the neutrino won

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:09:44 No.4968237 Report

Quoted By: >>4968549

>Hide and seek
>My position they cannot see
>For I tell them
>My momentum with great accuracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:12:26 No.4968245 Report

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>>4968230

>Forcing rhymes
>to fit the end
>is always bad.
>Banana blend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:14:07 No.4968246 Report

Quoted By: >>4968296

>If evolution
>Is correct
>Why call it a theory
>And not a fact?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:20:46 No.4968254 Report

Quoted By: >>4968549

>study business
>study bio
>banging bitches
>in Ohio

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:22:07 No.4968256 Report

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>Working at CERN
>Is a lot like sex
>But instead of making babies
>You make higgs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:22:46 No.4968259 Report

Quoted By: >>4968265

>Facts are a thing
>you can state
>by seeing or not seeing them while
>theory are what
>explains them
>thus evolution wishses
>to tell us how and why
>while facts are
>which how and why are about
Okay fuck my shit rhyming. Evolution is an explanation for thing, basically a set of relations between concepts, while a fact is a set of observable features. Theories, hovewer relevant they may be, aren't of the same nature as facts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:23:54 No.4968261 Report

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Sun made of lava
Sun made of ice
I need the answer
Please be nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:26:51 No.4968263 Report

Quoted By: >>4968270 >>4968279 >>4968549

Science is a religion
Yet claim faith in none
Atheists: 0
Christians: 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:27:31 No.4968265 Report

Quoted By: >>4968279

>>4968259
>Evolved for rhyming
>You did not
>Try praying for those skills
>To a god

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:28:30 No.4968269 Report

Quoted By: >>4968272

Monkeys into humans
if evolution is true
then why don't humans
walk out of the zoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:31:32 No.4968270 Report

Quoted By: >>4968549

>>4968263

>science is just a method
>to examine reality
>my dick I use to examine
>your mother's anal cavity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:33:02 No.4968272 Report

Quoted By: >>4968549

>>4968269
>Humans walk out of the zoo
>Don't be naive
>Every one that enters
>Will also leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:36:09 No.4968276 Report

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>speak the truth
>until i'm weary
>shut up anon
>"it's only a theory"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:38:09 No.4968278 Report

Quoted By: >>4968291

>If evolution
>Is not a lie
>Why don't we evolve
>To never die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:38:10 No.4968279 Report

Quoted By: >>4968286

>>4968265
>Rhyming is about practice
>And I have none
>But I'll follow your advice
>My dear anon

>>4968263
>Do you think that this life
>Is a motherfucking match ?
>Some Christians were scientists
>And great ones at that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:42:00 No.4968286 Report

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>>4968279
>Keep up the good work
>Continue to rhyme
>You will be wonderful
>It just takes time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:42:48 No.4968287 Report

Quoted By: >>4968290

>study physics and math
>think, "i'm so smart!"
>but true enlightenment
>lies in the arts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:44:29 No.4968290 Report

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>>4968287
>Art may possibly be
>The pinnacle of society
>But it is still
>A worthless degree

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:44:46 No.4968291 Report

Quoted By: >>4968293

>>4968278

>it's a natural process
>without anthropocentric goals
>immortality is a dream
>for selfish assholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:46:14 No.4968293 Report

Quoted By: >>4968314

>>4968291
>Wanting to live for infinity
>Makes me an asshole
>But wanting a 100 years
>Is fully normal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:48:51 No.4968296 Report

Quoted By: >>4968304 >>4968549

>>4968246

>Just then, a pro-life
>Navy SEAL
>stood up and made
>a strong appeal

>He held a rock
>and asked the teacher
>"What about this
>you welfare leecher?"

>"That thing you hold
>is just a rock,"
>the professor smirked,
>"you stupid jock."

>"If evolution's true
>you goddamned queer,
>Why's this rock
>not a steer?"

>The professor cried
>and dropped his book
>The students couldn't
>Bear to look

>He lost his tenure
>his job as well.
>He died of AIDS
>and burned in hell

>An eagle named
>Small government
>Perched atop
>the monument

>The eagle cried-
>its wings it flapped.
>We stood in awe
>before we clapped.

>That day we won,
>I won't deny.
>For liberty.
>Semper fi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:49:14 No.4968298 Report

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>A congratulations is in place
>For this is the first long thread
>In which every post
>I have read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:52:35 No.4968304 Report

Quoted By: >>4968308

>>4968296
>You talk about a Navy SEAL
>Criticizing other things
>Yet say "Semper Fi"
>Are you for real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:54:18 No.4968306 Report

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>Study physics
>Study astronomy
>Hope there's jobs
>In this economy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:55:47 No.4968308 Report

Quoted By: >>4968322

>>4968304

>You cannot see
>it's just a troll.
>Read this now:
>With love, from /pol/

http://toosiblog.tumblr.com/post/12856396341/a-liberal-muslim-homosexual-aclu-lawyer-professor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:56:55 No.4968309 Report

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>I'll have a some H2O
>you have some H2O too?
>Why are you looking at me
>As if I want to kill you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:58:46 No.4968314 Report

Quoted By: >>4968336

>>4968293

>fathom the difference
>between 100 years and forever
>100 is more practical and less insane
>it is better
>humans reproduce exponentially
>immortality would be a disaster
>we would become the cancer of the universe
>expanding faster and faster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 12:01:59 No.4968321 Report

Quoted By: >>4968549

>Schrodinger, why
>you put my cat in a box?
>What you mean, dead and alive?
>Isn't that a paradox?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 12:03:06 No.4968322 Report

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>>4968308
>To your board I go not
>Flames are all I see
>I'd rather be on /tg/
>And into "elf slave wat do?" put thought

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 12:07:30 No.4968329 Report

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>Study math
>I can't relate
>Try to do it
>Procrastinate
>Couldn't do my homework
>And now its too late
>Drop out
>Masturbate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 12:14:02 No.4968336 Report

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>>4968314
>Are you sure
>That it is true
>Living infinitely
>Is not good for you?
>Would it really make us the cancer
>of this place?
>or would it really make us
>the master-race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 12:16:51 No.4968341 Report

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>300 posts
>Which we have past
>I can't help but wonder
>How long this will last

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 12:20:12 No.4968349 Report

Quoted By: >>4968549

>study meth
>fall on the floor
>everybody walk
>the dinosaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 12:37:13 No.4968383 Report

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>/sci/ has a viagra enhanced boner
>bend over everyone
>until it's all over
>we love you long time
>with our awkward rhyme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 14:34:47 No.4968544 Report

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>Science too hard
>It hurts my head
>I guess I'll try
>Religion instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 14:43:56 No.4968549 Report

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>>4968237
>>4968254
>>4968263
>>4968270
>>4968272
>>4968296
>>4968321
>>4968349
This are brilliant, thanks for making me laugh.

>Study /sci/ threads
>This one's great, I can tell;
>Thank you, Anons
>I love you, farewell

Archived:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/sci/54211/study-physics

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 17:37:56 No.4968880 Report

Quoted By: >>4968973

>doctor told me I had three months left
>I'm running out of time
>it's ok, I won't cry
>I began to commit petty crime.
>Mfw the irony
>My Tulpa told me I'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 18:18:59 No.4968973 Report

Quoted By:

>>4968880
>With only 3 months left
>I would know what to do
>Or rather
>Who

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 19:28:25 No.4969115 Report

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>study engineering
>my throat is coarse
>if this dick wasn't in my mouth
>I'd sound like a Norse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 19:56:25 No.4969166 Report

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This isn't dead yet?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2012 20:35:18 No.4969242 Report

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>I chose for art
>Over physics
>My brain isn't used as much
>But my dick is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 03:17:10 No.4970019 Report

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Epic thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 04:26:09 No.4970199 Report

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Mods.. sticky it and make it perma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 06:08:53 No.4970463 Report

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>Did you know?
>10.000 posts have past
>Believe me
>This thread was made to last

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 09:34:35 No.4970821 Report

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>sky high
>this thread shall fly
>we must bump it and try
>to never let it die

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