Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.
Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Hey /soc/ I have a fetish for being insulted and berated and told I'm a useless person. I want to be told my partner is cheating on me with far more attractive people and I want to feel like shit for not being able to please anyone. Please /soc/, hit me as hard as you can. Make me feel like total and complete trash so I can masturbate pitifully in a corner...
Because everybody wants my best friend instead. Every time I even say that a guy is cute, she hits on them and flirts with them. She did that with the last guy I had a thing with for a while, and as soon as he fell into the palm of her hand, she took him. The guy I like right now is one of my great friends, and she's trying to take him too. I guess oogling over some guy who posts on /soc/ that I have a ridiculous, retarded, fangirly crush on is the only lump of light feelings I can achieve for now. /sigh
