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ESPN MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LOL

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IIT we talk about Espn's Monday Night Football commentators, and how awesome it is.

Personally, I found Tony Korn-holer chatting with Sylvestor Stallone tonight about the new Rocky movie very insightful. I totally forgot that I had turned the TV on to watch a football game. I was so glued to them all talking about how epic this movie is going to be, that I didn't mind missing every other play during the second quarter.

I found this little in-game interview even more invigorating the night Jay-Z came on, and Tony Korn-holer spend the whole second quarter of that game talking about 'hip-hop'.

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Tell me oh wise partons of /sp/. Tell me why Espn is turning the beloved Monday Night tradition into a glory hole for pimping films, music, and other shit that football people could give a flying fuck about? I thought that was what the commercial breaks were for, not half the second quarter...

Seriously. The Stallone interview almost made me change the channel, and try and find a basketball game. Someone needs to take go Sling Blade on that Tony Kornfuckwad. I leave more football knowledge in the toilet daily than this fuck mutters out of his piehole on a Monday night.
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so how about them Sens and their comeback after a bad start to the season?
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ITT the team that should just give up on I-A.
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"They're not saying Boooooo, they're saying Moooooooo-vers."
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win

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Great quarterback, or greatest quarterback?
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How come jews...

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..fail at sports?

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ITT - The San Diego Chargers coming from the 3rd seed to a chance of stealing the 1st and home-field throughout.

Also, sucking LT's penis and /r/ing the San Diego SuperChargers mp3.
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DeAngelo Williams = ALL YO DICKS ARE CUMMING
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