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This would make me watch basketball.
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Was this from last night's 161-157 Suns-Nets game?
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it can't be someone is acutally playing defense
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the timberwolves have been sucking for years. he needs a new team. where do you think KG will most likely end up at?
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Haha, Amare punk KG? What are you, fucking retarded? He's not THAT good.
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the lakers ? oh come on, teh lakers r just kobe and 4 players who give him teh ball.if another starjoins teh team kobe would get pissed cause he couldn´t continue teh kobe show
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Seattle (I wish) KG + Ray Allen + Luke Ridnour (for a third scorer) would be nice. If Seattle kept Rashard Lewis, that'd be even better. But again, won't happen. I can only dream.
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>>25344 Swing Odom to SF he's versitaile and put KG at PF and have Kobe's at SG with Smush at point and Bynum or Brown at center
Of course it'll never happen but it's doable in terms of positions
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>>25498 you don't even know what you are talking about
GTFO
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How do I waste budget? Seriously... I may be one of the most fervent fans of the Red Sox, at least in this board, but damn... there are not enough words in the english vocabulary to express how much I abhor the Theocracy
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Fucking stupid stuck up elitist Red Sox Fan
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damn, and i thought that my Angels' signing of Gary Matthews was over the top but the Drew deal and the negotiating rights to the wap pitcher were extravagant. i watched Drew in person the last 2 years... make that last year, since his first year in LA consisted of like 50 games and last year the only way he was able to play more than a hundred games was due to the personalized babysitting that Grady provided. Plus, i guess he was already planning on opting out before the year so he had to perform for a future contract. Drew is worthless
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Y'all overpaid DL Drew so much........ I wish I could make millions of bucks to sit on the DL half the season.
Dinobot !FriExnjQp.
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ITT: Post your greatest College Football teams of all time. My pick is the 01 Miami Hurricanes. The 05 USC squad could have been the best had they not lost to the University of Vince Young.
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2006 Boise State Broncos
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The 1969 Texas Longhorns. Nixon was there!
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95 Nebraska Cornhuskers. Seriously, Miami= fails.
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Miami turned down Bernie Kosar....smart move.
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>>25465 ok i was kind of messing around,
1998 Tennessee Volunteers
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Since it is THE quintessential play in all of college football, you'd think there'd be a vid of it that wasn't crappy lo-res, like the ones on YouTube, etc. Does anyone have a hi-res version of The Play?
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>>25349 More like american football in general.
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>>25372 Pro Football has a few moments that can rival it (especially The Immaculate Reception), but it is still probably in the top-5 of all football moments.
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Okay you guys, I need all the trombone players to get over--OH, GOD!
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>>25499 I already have this one. Need better resolution.
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Grossman needs to be benched for Griese, before this pic becomes related.
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grossman will never be a good quarterback. people are deceived by his performance during the first half of the season. that was just before everyone had tape on him and found out that he picks a receiver and stares him down the entire way, and never checks down. grossman was a fluke who got away with a schoolyard style of play for too long. you cant do that in the nfl.
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someone called?
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Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard. What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon. Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
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You'd think that after 3 straight days of getting hosed, the man would put on a freaking tie!
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Hahahaha, Mariotti got screwed by not wearing a tie again.
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mariotti lost AGAIN because he didnt wear a tie. lol
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Sweet! Kornheiser's replacement isn't LeBastard!
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>>25491 I believe it's a giant Buckeye.
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"I plan on being at West Virginia the rest of my career," Rodriguez repeatedly stated in an interview with the Wheeling (West Va.)
After Rodriguez’s representatives negotiated with Alabama Athletics Director Mal Moore for most of today, Rodriguez has told Alabama officials he is ready to take the job offer he received this morning.
http://www.al.com/birminghamnews/breaking/index.ssf?/mtlogs/bama_bhamnews_extra/archives/2006_12.htm l
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>>25452 what the hell does the IQ of the fanbase have to do with a goddamned thing? really? thats the most ridiculous shit ive seen on 4chan in a while, please explain yourself douchebag.
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Dude, WVU isnt exactly the smartest school either, it is WEST VIRGINIA.
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>>25468 I think he's talking about 'bama, not WV.
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>>25462 isn't arguing about the "combined IQ of a puddle of piss" statement. As long as the football team is good, it's apparently A-OK.
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Looks like he turned 'bama down. Probably a smart move on his part, since the Tuscaloosa program has steadily been going downhill since Stallings.
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The fanbase having shit for brains means that you're going to have unecessary expectations and idiot alumnis trying to tell you the way to run the program. Also UAT's athletic director is a moron. Looks like Coach Rod made the right choice.
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so is this the amerikan football board or what???
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/ncaa/12/07/bc.fbc.vanderbilt.player.ap/index.html "NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- A Vanderbilt punter faces assault charges after police said he hit his ex-girlfriend and a teammate and then threatened him with a knife in the off-campus apartment the two players shared."
So what is it with punters and knives this year?
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you'd be surprised at the amount of pcp in nashville
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>>25461 I thought Nashville was supposed to be edgy and hip. WTF are they still doing PCP for?
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>>25471 it claims to be. huge drug scene though.