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Anonymous !vZ/9RyJUGE!!NX52BnSbD9T
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HAHAHAHA OH WOW LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED>the /sp/ mod
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Kepaw: !izHnO/rfag
Billo you dirty bandwagoner
billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ
Kepaw: !izHnO/rfag
>>16582979 Very convenient you live in a family home right next to Morrison's
billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ
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>>16583035 that thing is fucking miles off, i live near the stoke bit
Nigger Jokes !RrVyVYwMd.
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For those of you that don't know me, I'm a pretty big deal, but I was run-off by some nigger faggot mod. I'm back. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (THE /SP/ARTANS HAVE SPOKEN)
Anonymous
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ALL HAIL BASED MOOT SAVING /SP/ AND BANNING NIGGERJOKES IN 1 NIGHT ALL HAIL
Anonymous
>>16582904 some of the saddest people on earth browse 4chan.
feces is no exception. I honestly believe he has downs or some sort of mental retardation.
Cyberdwarf !!YCa/LkQEE4a
>>16582930 this is a picture of him at school
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>>16582949 honestly thats too good of a look for him. i really think feces is one of those retards you see at your highschool running around screaming PISS and ASS everywhere. trolling is one thing, but at least most of them give up, or try to enjoy sports. feces doesnt even like sports, hes honestly just here to troll.
Feces !UMAD3g8LVU
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>>16582962 sure thing bro
keep projecting
Anonymous !!J+nN24AST99
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According to a grand jury report, the /sp/ janitor entered /sp/ on a Friday night in 2011 to stow away some sneakers. "As the janitor entered /sp/, he was surprised to find the lights and showers on," the grand jury report stated. "He then heard rhythmic, slapping sounds." The janitor went into the shower and "saw a naked mod ... whose age he estimated to be 40 years old, with his hands up against the wall, being subjected to anal intercourse by a naked Moot," the grand jury report stated.
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And we thought BASED coach Mootdusky had abandoned us mid season We had lost our way as a team, sure we had posted a few wins here and there, but we were not the team we knew we could be. Coach Mootdusky has returned from his great absence. We are play-off bound. You think you can beat us? you think that >the ref ## Mod can challenge us mighty /sp/artans? I pity those who stand before us, for as we walk through the valley of the GETs, we shall fear no evil. For we carry a big stick, and are the baddest mother fuckers in the valley
Anonymous
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>>16582476 >(USER WAS BANNED FROM THE SHOWERS FOR THIS POST) >mootdusky Anonymous
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>>16582656 >moot abandoning /sp/ He's taking us all the way to the superb owl
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what (MOD WAS [X] BUTTTOLD FOR THIS POST)
Anonymous !owhrLEDWZE
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>>16581254 not only do players still need to vote, but the lawyers need to agree on less pressing terms, too
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>>16581274 Durantula confirmed for /sp/artan
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to anybody having a doubt haha fuck those against the deal people have legacies and new eras to begin. kobe chasing 6 baby
Anonymous
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OP here. this truly is my crowning achievement in life.
Anonymous !!vu7tUc3YECN
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I fucking LOVE Green Bay.
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Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
Anonymous
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>>16444455 get a ladies coat for ya girl
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THREAD AUTOSAGING NEW THREAD
Anonymous
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>>16444597 nah, I think we've done enough here.
good thread /sp/
Anonymous !k4VCeFJxd2
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I don't hate Tebow because he's a Christian. I don't hate him for his lack of talent that is bound to get exposed again in the near future. I hate him because he is genuinely a terrible person. He hides behind this morality schtick and claims he's a virgin yet he hangs out with hot bitches all day and is a millionaire. He does advertisements for groups that are against human rights. He is a bigot and is against gay marriage. He is against women's rights and is pro-life. He robbed many children in the Philippines of their chance to make the choice if they wanted to be circumcised or not. He is against human rights, human choices, and puts up this "do-gooder" image and nobody says shit. If he was black, you'd all treat him like Michael Vick and you know it, In short, fuck Tim Tebow.
Anonymous
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>>16420244 tim tebow was weak willed enough to have to turn to faith to "keep himself in check"
Anonymous
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I think OP is literally a faggot. Also, fuck gay marriage and fuck you. You want to play house do it on your own time
Anonymous
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Tebow is the future of gridiron. It will soon be synonym with christian fundamentalism and Tea Party politics, as more enlightened parts of the population moves on to other sports.
Anonymous
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>He hides behind this morality schtick and claims he's a virgin yet he hangs out with hot bitches all day and is a millionaire. Hot bitches want to hang out with him. He can't help it.>He does advertisements for groups that are against human rights. Over-emotional>He is a bigot and is against gay marriage. That ain't stopping gays. They are the least monogamous population group in the world - even in states that allow marriage.>He robbed many children in the Philippines of their chance to make the choice if they wanted to be circumcised or not. Circumcision is great. Get over it.>If he was black, you'd all treat him like Michael Vick and you know it, Michael Vick killed dogs.
Tensnake !EkanxYL11A
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>Rhythmic slap slap slapping sounds
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Imagine responding to your spouse like that: Wife: Did you sleep with the babysitter on our bed? Me: Did I sleep with the babysitter on our bed? Wife: Yes. Me: Sleep with the babysitter on our bed, I mean, our babysitter's great, I enjoy spending time with her, and our bed is very comfortable, but no, I didn't sleep with the babysitter on our bed.
walw6pK4Alo !!Dad2zlG9Cj3
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I'm gonna need some Costas why shops.
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spideYO3 !.M46MusliM
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does anybody have the "oh i'm sorry, did the ____ already lose?" pasta? i have some ideas
Anonymous !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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SANDUSKY DUBS 11/11/11 EDITION PART 2 THIS POST GOES TO 11 JUST LIKE SANDUSKY
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Triple 1's? 11/11/11? I think so
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>>16320111 This thread is that thread
Anonymous !!dtJOBm5DdiM
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HEY JOE PA YOU FORGOT TO REPORT THE RAPES
Anonymous
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>>16295008 wow, you're a great big pedophile!
read the indictment before you talk about the victims enjoying what happened. protip: an adult fucking 10 year olds is wrong even if they enjoy it.
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Anonymous
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>this thread >/sp/
Nigger Jokes !RrVyVYwMd.
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You mad I'm in your archived thread shitting it up?