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!CfXyGoETZE

OFFICIAL REAL MADRID - BAYERN MÜNCHEN GAMETHREAD#8

!CfXyGoETZE No.20659005 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
PENALTY SHOOTOUT

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!KYR7Ap.Eco

!KYR7Ap.Eco No.20545407 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
AHAHAHAHA OH̵ GOD

THE PADRES ARE͠ FUCKING GARBAGE

SO NATURALLY THE PHIL̷LIES WOULD LO͌̃̎̈́ͬSE TO THEM

>PHI͌͡LLIES̸̺̮͈̹͙
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!alaba.UGUM

OFFICIAL THINGS TO DO IN THE SHOWER POWER RANKINGS

!alaba.UGUM No.20527170 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
1. Masturbate
2. Shampoo Mohawk
3. Sing along with the radio
4. Blow your nose into your hands and wash it away
5. Hold your hands in front of you and pretend the water running off your finger tips is a magic spell
6. Press yourself against the wall and pretend you're a hot girl being fucked in the ass
7. Play your Nintendo DS through a plastic bag
8. Nearly slip and fall but then catch yourself like a boss
9. Give yourself a Santa beard with shampoo suds
10. Pretend you're under a waterfall in the jungle

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9001. Finish in a timely manner
9002. Worry about water conservation
9003. Fart
9004. Wear flip flops or shower shoes
9005. Fall and break your neck
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!r0W/aqDkwQ

New York Yankees vs Boston Red Sox Game Thread 1

!r0W/aqDkwQ No.20528175 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Yankees Line-up:
Derek "Our Guy" Jeter
Nick Swisher
Robinson "Swag" Cano
A-Rod
Mark "My Pop-up Blocker does not work" Texiera
Curtis "MVP" Granderson
Adam Jonse
Russel Martin
Eduardo "EN3K" Nunez
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!UMAD3g8LVU

!UMAD3g8LVU No.20516811 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT Everyone post Power Rankings. Doesnt matter what they're about.
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!LP2zUUmrI.

!LP2zUUmrI. No.20504701 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
HOLY FUCK A FLY BALL IS COMING RIGHT AT YOU.

On the right side of you is a nine-year-old girl with her baseball mit in the air, but obviously has no chance of getting the ball as she has it on the other hand and has no idea what she's doing.

On the left side is a 6/10, who is by herself in your team's uniform, and she is trying to also catch the ball but has no chance since the ball is angling more towards you and the little girl.

What do you do?
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!PLEBSI8Veg

!PLEBSI8Veg No.20395794 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Three Million dollars in that security glass

How would you go about getting that money /sp/?
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!!xOuk5tBtnqu

!!xOuk5tBtnqu No.20331582 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Kenny Dalglish has been getting a lot of criticism recently, but as I will prove through detailed analysis of stats and information, he is one of, if not the best managers in the country, if not the world, in recent years. Here are the criteria for judging a manager at a top club:

1. Average league position
2. Success in European competition
3. Players signed
4. Being Scottish


I will now prove why Kenny Dalglish is the best manager in the world, based on these criteria.


1. "Success is judged on how high in the table your team is"

Table of Average league position since Dalglish took over
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I-------------------------------4------------------------------5---------------
I-------------------3----------------------------------------------------------
I----------------------------------------------------2---------------------------
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I---------1-------------------------------------------------------------------
I_________________________________________________________
------ManU-----ManC------Ars-------Liv-------Che------Tot------


The table above shows the average league position of each of the top 6 teams since Dalglish took over, and as you can see, Dalglish's Liverpool are by far the highest up in the table, of averages. Fergie, despite all the hype, has been consistently low in the table, of averages. So league positions since Kenny took over proves he is the best manager in the league.
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!PLEBSI8Veg

!PLEBSI8Veg No.20321649 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You just lost The Game
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!!bF2OkLFtJtr

!!bF2OkLFtJtr No.20296150 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Arsenal

Arse

Anal

ARSE-ANAL
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