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Tonight's predictions (what to watch for): [X] The big one? [ ] Red flag [ ] Carl takes his sunglasses off at the start of an interview [X] Larry Mac butchering the English language [ ] Imminent Kurt Busch meltdown [ ] Stewart screwing with someone [ ] Slid through the pit stall (B-back that car up...) [ ] Montoya messing shit up [ ] Fuel milage race? [X] Everything goes to hell at the end [X] DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA [ ] Poor pit strategy by Jeff Gordon late in the race (AHAHAHA SNEAK) [X] Montoya? Winning on an oval? [ ] Tension with the 48 team/creepy passive-agressive Knaus [X] Junior blows it [X] Rain delay [ ] Phantom debris caution [ ] Delana Harvick watch [ ] Tense Kurt Busch interview (Must...not...rage...) [X] Ryan Newman's in another hard wreck - OP'S LOCK OF THE NIGHT [X David Ragan spins out to get on camera [ ] Carl; Shut. The fuck. Up. [ ] Mile and a half tri-oval being boring as hell [X] Yep, this is Logano's last year [ ] Childress-leaning-on-railing cam [ ] Harvick screaming at pit crew [X] Junior takes the lead (Rev up those crowd noises) [ ] Kyle Busch being a faggot [X] Michael Waltrip commercial [X] Contender taken out early by mechanical trouble [ ] Trevor Bayne disappoints [X] Kurt Busch hits the wall for no reason
Tonight's predictions (what to watch for): [X] The big one? [ ] Red flag [ ] Carl takes his sunglasses off at the start of an interview [X] Larry Mac butchering the English language [ ] Imminent Kurt Busch meltdown [ ] Stewart screwing with someone [ ] Slid through the pit stall (B-back that car up...) [ ] Montoya messing shit up [ ] Fuel milage race? [X] Everything goes to hell at the end [X] DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA [ ] Poor pit strategy by Jeff Gordon late in the race (AHAHAHA SNEAK) [X] Montoya? Winning on an oval? [ ] Tension with the 48 team/creepy passive-agressive Knaus [X] Junior blows it [X] Rain delay [ ] Phantom debris caution [ ] Delana Harvick watch [ ] Tense Kurt Busch interview (Must...not...rage...) [X] Ryan Newman's in another hard wreck - OP'S LOCK OF THE NIGHT [X David Ragan spins out to get on camera [ ] Carl; Shut. The fuck. Up. [ ] Mile and a half tri-oval being boring as hell [X] Yep, this is Logano's last year [ ] Childress-leaning-on-railing cam [ ] Harvick screaming at pit crew [X] Junior takes the lead (Rev up those crowd noises) [ ] Kyle Busch being a faggot [X] Michael Waltrip commercial [X] Contender taken out early by mechanical trouble [ ] Trevor Bayne disappoints [X] Kurt Busch hits the wall for no reason
Tonight's race will have: [3] Start and parkers
Take a drink every time: > danica >>EDIT: [x] Montoya completely fucks the best part of the 500 (last 40 laps) by running into a jet -dryer filled with hundreds of gallons of jet fuel to burn down turn 3 on this Monday's rained delayed 54th running of the Great American Race (Daytona 500)
Tonight's predictions (what to watch for): [X] The big one? [ ] Red flag [ ] Carl takes his sunglasses off at the start of an interview [X] Larry Mac butchering the English language [ ] Imminent Kurt Busch meltdown [ ] Stewart screwing with someone [ ] Slid through the pit stall (B-back that car up...) [ ] Montoya messing shit up [ ] Fuel milage race? [X] Everything goes to hell at the end [X] DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA [ ] Poor pit strategy by Jeff Gordon late in the race (AHAHAHA SNEAK) [X] Montoya? Winning on an oval? [ ] Tension with the 48 team/creepy passive-agressive Knaus [X] Junior blows it [X] Rain delay [ ] Phantom debris caution [ ] Delana Harvick watch [ ] Tense Kurt Busch interview (Must...not...rage...) [X] Ryan Newman's in another hard wreck - OP'S LOCK OF THE NIGHT [X David Ragan spins out to get on camera [ ] Carl; Shut. The fuck. Up. [ ] Mile and a half tri-oval being boring as hell [X] Yep, this is Logano's last year [ ] Childress-leaning-on-railing cam [ ] Harvick screaming at pit crew [X] Junior takes the lead (Rev up those crowd noises) [ ] Kyle Busch being a faggot [X] Michael Waltrip commercial [X] Contender taken out early by mechanical trouble [ ] Trevor Bayne disappoints [X] Kurt Busch hits the wall for no reason
>Pillars of Creation refers to a photograph taken by the Hubble Telescope of elephant trunks of interstellar gas and dust in the Eagle Nebula, some 7,000 light years from Earth.
>The Pillars of Creation no longer exist. In 2007, astronomers announced that they were destroyed about 6,000 years ago by the shock wave from a supernova. Because of the limited speed of light, the shock wave's approach to the pillars can currently be seen from Earth, but their actual destruction will not be visible for another millennium.
Tim Tebow went 9-20 in his 5th start against the Jets
Jeremy Lin went 9-20 in his 5th start against the Raptors
Tim Tebow was largely ineffective until the last two minutes.
Jeremy Lin was largely ineffective until the last two minutes.
Both athletes have three letter names. Tim for a first name and Lin for a last name. Combine the letters and you get six. Jeremy has six letters. The Knicks are on a six game winning streak. Tim Tebow led the Broncos to a six game winning streak.
Before this six game winning streak Vegas odds of the New York Knicks were 40-1.
After Lin became the starter and led the Knicks to this winning streak: The current Vegas odds are 18-1
Jeremy Lin attended Harvard University during the 2007 NFL Season where the New England Patriots went 18-1.
Harvard University is Cambridge, Mass. A part of Boston.
Those same New England Patriots defeated Tim Tebow after he led the Denver Broncos on a six game winning streak. And those same Patriots just lost another super bowl to the New York Giants. The same major metropolitan area where Jeremy Lin currently plays.
