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Derek Dooley's Orange Swag Pants !hAd6gH2CNM
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Perfect 10
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>>17837367 Oh wow, I've heard some shit but that's just crazy.
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>>17837273 >>17837256 >NOT KNOWING BASED ISABELLA SOPRANO Anonymous
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>>17837407 >without being fat Anonymous
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
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ITT: Friendzone General>please respond
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>>17811586 You sure you using rice chan alpha? Also
>Mac there's your problem
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>>17811582 I guess I must have, oh well.
>>17811576 >that kid >alpha Pick 1. He just looks like an average college student. You can't post pictures of yourself with moderately attractive girls and say you had sex with them. That is really, really uncool.
Anonymous
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>>17808507 Not hot bro. Maybe where you're from but not in cali. Sorry.
Anonymous !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
You are in a space ship exploring the universe with your wife to populate other star systems when suddenly a nigger pops up and smacks your girl's ass
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>>17777999 ILL TAKE IT FUCK
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Has anyone seen my shit?
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>>17777999 is it gas powered?
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>>17776064 >8,454,2538 pounds the guy would weigh many orders of magnitude more than this
Anonymous !eYa1hq5pGY
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DEUTERONOMY 17:6
Frigid Northlander !!MUgE+GiXSgQ
>>17752714 >Tebow will face the man that created him Anonymous
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>>17752786 >>17752714 THERE CAN OONLY BE ONE ON EARTH. THAT IS THE SON. TEBOW IS THE SON. TEBOW CONFIRMED FOR WINNING THI SONE TOO.
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TEBOW WITH THE FUCKING COMPLETION. AGIAN.
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Anonymous !!hAGm4Dk2bEo
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ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE ME TO ME:
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>Eagles in the Superb Owl, they said >Dream Team, they said >Michael Vick, they said
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>forced meme they said
Anonymous
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it's a christmas miracle
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GOD BLESS YOU ORSON WELLES
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
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I fucking hate Christmas. Every year it's me, my Mom, and my sister. We always exchange gifts between us only. So we get up, go to the living room, and start exchanging presents.
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sometimes you just have to smile.
Tensnake !EkanxYL11A
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>>17370095 Exactly. I wouldn't give a shit if I got candy as a present. It's the thought that counts.
Anonymous
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I have never laughed this hard on /sp/ before.
Friendly Philadelphia Sports Fan !!hAGm4Dk2bEo
Friendly Philadelphia Sports Fan !!hAGm4Dk2bEo Mon 26 Dec 2011 02:14:00 No. 17372381 Report Quoted By:
merry craigmas, everybody
Anonymous
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am i allowed to bump?
Anonymous !!LVtk71TZmMD
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HERE COMES SANTA DOWN THE CHIMNEY... HE'S INTO THE LIVING ROOM, HERE'S THE SHOOOT!!! ... OHHHHHHHH!!!! THE PRESENTS! ARE UNDER! THE TREE!
Anonymous
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE ASSHOLES TAPED OVER CHRISTMAS!
Anonymous
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>Oh boy, here it comes. The 3 of 4 corners down, and Santa's down 1 billion kids left. >We've seen it before, but can he- THERE HE GOES! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN! HE. KEEPS. PUTTING PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE! SANTA TIME!
Anonymous
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Santa's coming down the chimney now
Tits McGee !!trOZMU9TuVn
Santa did his job. He executed really well. We still have some work to do. We'll take it house by house. Right now, we're just focusing on the next house.
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Anonymous !!vu7tUc3YECN
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ITS BEEN 364 DAYS SINCE THE PACKERS LAST LOST>CANT EVEN MAKE IT TO 365
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>>17185753 >that file name >implying romo will ever win a playoff game Anonymous
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>>17186073 Jesus, that's one of the shittiest comebacks I've heard yet. That's like a Patriots fan right after 18-1 going "Well, at least we went defeated throughout the regular season! How many of you have done that?"
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Anonymous !!H13M9IECFDM
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>Results from finals >Get all the easy questions wrong >Get all the hard ones right
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>be 9 years old >school is holding a spelling bee >qualify into main event >wreck shit, spell everything right >final 3 >only one in 4th grade, other two are 5th grade >start sucking >lose when other two spell their words correctly >get 3rd place >need top 2 to qualify into county
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>went to graduation >drunk as fuck >half way through ceremony I go to throw up and take a shit >miss all the boring long speeches >fall asleep during valedictorian speech >wake up to walk across >SUCCESS
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Anonymous !!H13M9IECFDM
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europe here, i just started watching american football recently. why do announcers often say "Danny goes" when a player gets a sack
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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>>16952586 >Thinking smart players will get you anywhere If that were true maybe Oregon wouldn't have put up 53 bowls on them. Face it, Stanford just doesn't have the consumption speed to keep up with these schools
Anonymous
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Nobody even cares about the Orange Bowl.
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>>16953421 I was waiting for someone to post that.....
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
