Perfect 10

No doubt in my mind.
I fucking dare you to find one thing wrong with her.
You can't..

ITT: Friendzone General

>please respond

I laughed for a solid 5 minutes after this popped up on my news feed. Solid 7 asian bitch got dumped that day and her "friend" tried to cheer her up. Dude is fat as fuck and she is way out of his league.

You are in a space ship exploring the universe with your wife to populate other star systems when suddenly a nigger pops up and smacks your girl's ass

What do you do?

Keep in mind he's 8,454,2538 pounds and can breathe in space

DEUTERONOMY 17:6
On the testimony of two or three witnesses a man shall be put to death, but no one shall be put to death on the testimony of only one witness

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE ME TO ME:

TWELVE DRUNKARDS DRINKING
ELEVEN PHAGGOTS PUKING
TEN COPS-A-TAZING
NINE LOSERS WEEPING
EIGHT FAGS-A-FUCKING
SEVEN SWINGS-A-MISSING
SIX DOGS-A-DUELING
FIVE BATTERIES
FOUR CATCHING ACES
THREE SCUMBAGS
TWO PEANUT HEADS
AND A PIG WITH NO ACHILLES

AH HAHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS FAGGOTS

I fucking hate Christmas. Every year it's me, my Mom, and my sister. We always exchange gifts between us only. So we get up, go to the living room, and start exchanging presents.

I got my sister a new iPod Touch because her dumbass boyfriend stole her last one.

I got my mom a new Blu Ray player because she has wanted one for a while but isn't very technologically sound.

I got my dad a signed Tom Brady jersey and a hat since he is a gigantic Patriots fan (even though we live in California) and has always wanted one.

What did they get me?

Pictured. Fucking. Related.

HERE COMES SANTA DOWN THE CHIMNEY... HE'S INTO THE LIVING ROOM, HERE'S THE SHOOOT!!! ... OHHHHHHHH!!!! THE PRESENTS! ARE UNDER! THE TREE!

ITS BEEN 364 DAYS SINCE THE PACKERS LAST LOST

>CANT EVEN MAKE IT TO 365

364 - 1
364 - 1

SO CLOSE YET SO FAR

AH HAHAHAAAAHA

>Results from finals
>Get all the easy questions wrong
>Get all the hard ones right

Feels ravens man.

europe here, i just started watching american football recently. why do announcers often say "Danny goes" when a player gets a sack