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wow, these always hurt to read
Anonymous
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>"y-y-you too"
Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
what kind of name is merissa?
Anonymous
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Beta General?
Anonymous
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>merissa >e
Anonymous
>>27187081 a different way of spelling Marisa? I don't know what you're getting at here/
CitizenKaner Speedputt Goat !nosCRuBs9.
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>>27187175 phonetically, its murissa instead of marissa
Anonymous
>>27187081 momunder20yearsolderthandaughtertier
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Merissa >Your a dork
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>tfw you think about the preceding hour building up to him actually posting that and trying to psych himself up and stuff.
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>>27187202 >dat perfect description of said name Well done.
Anonymous
>>27187175 i used to work with a tranny named marissa at walmart who claimed he was a lesbian trapped in a woman's body so went to thailand to get a sex change. worked the night shift and was the stongest most terrifying person ive ever seen with heavy mascara and the squarest jaw ive ever laid eyes on
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
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>like for real?
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Herro? Merrissa? This is Chris.
Anonymous
BETA GENERAL FAGGOTS
Walk off Game over !!G/e3Pasjf09
Anonymous
>>27187373 This video is funny as fuck, the guy getting his dick sucked has such a gay voice
Anonymous
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
>getting rejected publicly on fb
Anonymous
>>27187408 got a link?
could use a laff
Anonymous
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>>27187373 gonna need a source on this
Anonymous
Celtic Bro !XdBylX9/CI
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Anonymous
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
>>27187358 I can just imagine the dude walking up to her and her friends and saying it and getting laughed at.
>>27187423 reminds me of
>moses Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>27187419 i used to work with a cool story named bro at taco bell once, it was some woman with three kids who was only 19 years old, she had her first when she was only 13. each one had a different black dad and she was a redhead, she had the most soulless eyes ive ever seen. she was really good friends with this older mexican woman who used to walk around the streets with a gun, she used to whip me with her ponytail. she was impressed by how fast i could type. my boss really liked me because we went to the same college so he would be more lenient on me, but this other guy got fired to stealing money from this girl who was a heroin addict.
Anonymous
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and people wonder why misogyny exists
Anonymous
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>>27186810 >tfw your social anxiety prevents you from ever doing this at least its good for somethign
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27187373 surely you must have the source
bigroncoleman
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>>27187358 >brittanyy >juss >suee >noo >youuu This bitch
Anonymous
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>>27187549 >>27187504 hahahaha these are great
Jerry West's Clutch Gene !4WVUw3XsXs
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>>27187549 >that the >because sometimes >since when Anonymous
this gets posted in these all the time, but I'm not sure if it's fair to call him beta. He doesn't back down from this bitch
Anonymous
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>>27187501 >Don't you collect carts Fucking lel
Ajoylo !npBQyzeCfE
Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
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>>27187564 I thought your name was Drew
Anonymous
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>>27187564 Hahahahaha this Michael guy is quite alright.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27187517 astonishing theory professor
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>>27187634 >screen capping your own facebook comments Anonymous
>>27187373 I looked but I can't find where it's from; last time I saw it posted someone included the right search term
Anonymous
Does anyone have the one with the friend that bought the asian friend a camaro
Anonymous
>>27187423 >>27187564 this is the kind of shit I always want to post on chicks on my FB who write crap like that
tfw too beta to do it
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>>27187735 areyoufuckingkiddingme
Anonymous
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>>27187727 And then the girl's boyfriend thanks him for it.
Anonymous
>>27187733 >tfw no chicks on your friends who post crap like that therefore no chances to say clever shit Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>>27187735 He could be a homosex
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27187735 What kind of class are you in that you can just turn around and paint some hoes toenails?
Anonymous
Anonymous
God Bless !gp3ytxHh5s
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>>27187622 >and Canadians so true...
Anonymous
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>>27187781 I wish I knew that feel
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
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>>27187622 >and canadians my fucking sides
>>27187735 every footfags dream
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27187564 the bowling ball one is wrong though
many top-flight pro-bowlers don't even use the holes
Anonymous
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>>27187682 i used to live with an astonishing theory named professor in new york. we rented a room for 180 a week from a honduran woman named natasha. she made us chicken foot soup sometimes and im pretty sure she caught me masturbating once. our building caught on fire one time because the landlord's daughter was playing with matches in the basement. our room was really dirty and we had a mouse one time that scurried around in all the dirty clothes that would pile up against the walls. natasha had a son who was 11 who we had to take to the basketball courts when she didn't want him in the apartment. we were basically his babysitter. we had to help him with his homework. natasha always got pissed off at him when he wouldnt wear his pink slippers. he liked to play soccer and wrestling games on ps2. her husband was named polivio and they would always fight because he liked to pretend to be a rock star, but they always made up when he would dance for her.
Anonymous
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>>27187876 Oh damn, I forgot she was wearing a spider-man shirt in the pic.
Anonymous
>>27187876 WHAT
THE
FUCK
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SHOOPED
Walk off Game over !!G/e3Pasjf09
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>>27187896 A lot of /sp/artans don't get to use the holes either so maybe it's not so off
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27187735 Who's more beta here?
>Daniel Ok this nigga is painting her toes and is described as her best friend...as a side note he VERY well may be gay
>Anthony He's trying hard to create conversation and spills his spaghetti at the first chance he gets
>dem smileys >skered cuz he was skered Anonymous
>>27187735 wait who's the beta? the guy painting or the guy wanting to know who he is? I mean they both kind of are, but if the dude painting is into feet, well props to him
Anonymous
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>>27187876 Jesus christ, i die a little every time i see this
Anonymous
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>>27187622 This kid is defending his right to listen to music from some shit spewing girl who only knows about Nickleback being bad from 9fag, and he loves WWE, he's living the dream of a boy.
Anonymous
>>27187953 >but if the dude painting is into feet automatically makes him a beta bitch
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>>27187896 totally forgot i was on /sp/
Anonymous
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>>27187876 Please dont be real
Anonymous
>>27187876 it was her brother who bought it.
Anonymous
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>>27187938 Fucking hell man....
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>>27187991 >Here's an outline of all the curves Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27187876 holy fuck my sides
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>>27187998 Looks 12 anyway
Walk off Game over !!G/e3Pasjf09
Anonymous
>>27187938 >>27187938 Holy fuck, if I knew this kid I'd drive him to a bar, get him snuck in, have the time of his life, pick a girl up for him, get him laid, and then set him loose on the world.
Anonymous
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>>27187991 Dem fat curves, I bet the ass is fat
SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR !!q/10PnVYCwp
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>>27187991 >the city of Allison Irish >too much curves Anonymous
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>>27188040 oh god this is bad
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
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>>27187998 >those short shorts ohhhhhhhhhhh boy
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
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>>27187998 >a moment of silence for friendzoned guy Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27187938 ;_; hold me /sp/. having a feel overload
Anonymous
>>27187980 >he thinks most guys aren't into feet and still get laid anyways Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27188040 i can't even watch it to the end
Anonymous
>>27187951 >>27187953 i don't get whats so beta about doing someone a small favour
Anonymous
>facebook beta threads >chemo that's curing /sp/
Anonymous
>>27187991 >Honestly, this is my fetish Anonymous
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>>27188040 Damn, I almost shed a tear for him.
God Bless !gp3ytxHh5s
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>>27187991 Sarah wants those curves.
Anonymous
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>>27188097 dont try to justify it butthole
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27187938 the only picture that ever gives me feels.
ever time its feels everywhere.
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
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>>27187938 this always makes me feel
in one hand the dad is finally feeling happy but he'd probably feel worse if he knew what was really going on.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27187564 aaahhahaahaha fucking YES
Anonymous
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>>27188040 This is staged people
Anonymous
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>>27188145 lol @ "special day"
Anonymous
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>>27188117 jesus christ did you just come from /b/?
Anonymous
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>>27188040 What is this from?
ACV !6Jwen.dQLg
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>>27187735 if that dude isnt gay he should kill himself immediately
Anonymous
God Bless !gp3ytxHh5s
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>>27188173 She is a cutey.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Walk off Game over !!G/e3Pasjf09
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
>>27188143 woops, this is the shirt
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27188159 Yes. Fat girls are best girls
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
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>>27188173 >text me >text me >text me Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27188201 The "before I waste my time" makes this infinitely better.
Anonymous
>>27188201 where does one get a JO crystal necklace?
Anonymous
>>27188173 I remember this chick being posted in a thread, and then people going to her facebook.
qt3.14 as fuck
Walk off Game over !!G/e3Pasjf09
ACV !6Jwen.dQLg
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>>27188173 >being that desperate Anonymous
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
can't believe this hasn't been posted
Anonymous
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>>27188285 I'd ask that guy
Anonymous
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>>27188173 >ever asking a girl if it's okay to text her / to text you publically on facebook Beta as the fucking greek letter
Anonymous
Brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
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>>27188319 Every fucking time.
Anonymous
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>>27188042 >tfw I am that kid Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27187938 I feel for this dude. I've done something similar. Drive around for a few hours to appear normal, and not worry my parents
;_;
SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR !!q/10PnVYCwp
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>>27188275 >The opposite sex is nothing but a distraction from my true passion which is World of Warcraft >from my true passion which is World of Warcraft >my true passion which is World of Warcraft >passion which is World of Warcraft >World of Warcraft Anonymous
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27187492 Shes called spore chan
Anonymous
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>>27188173 >Young Dylan Ryder BasedSexyPonder !KvOxzKW3s.
Anonymous
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>>27188388 >yankee amerifat works at food restaurant and claps at duke nukem Anonymous
>>27188115 >small favor >painting toenails Bitch can do it herself and painting toenails looks like a messy pain in the ass...
Anonymous
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>>27188322 GOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEE
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
Brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
Anonymous
Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27188368 I sometimes tell my parents I'm seeing a movie with friends.
I always go alone
Anonymous
ACV !6Jwen.dQLg
Walk off Game over !!G/e3Pasjf09
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>>27188322 >>27188388 I want to believe Gooseman is fake, but all his pictures are pretty consistent.
I don't know how he'd fake those too.
Also, nice Goosedubs
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
Also not sure how this hasn't been posted.
Anonymous
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>>27188394 wow you got fucking told.
hurr durr "wow strong argument"
you are a fucking loser.
Anonymous
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>>27188342 shut up brittfar
Anonymous
>>27188364 >nose on his shoulder >dick on his toes >length from Norbert's nose to his toes is considerably shorter than the distance from his shoulder to his waist >mfw I realize he has a massive dick Anonymous
San Antonibro !!5CaPp+t1Vxx
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27187808 I've used that line before
her bf was bigger than me and kicked my ass God Bless !gp3ytxHh5s
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>>27188504 lol thats funny
Anonymous
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>>27188504 haha this is acutally funny
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27187938 God. Damn.
Why....
BasedSexyPonder !KvOxzKW3s.
ACV !6Jwen.dQLg
Anonymous
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>>27187564 10/10, my sides approve.
Still, not all bowling balls have holes
>mfw people don't know about duckpins or candlepins near me ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27187938 this one...always this one...
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
bees !A3KWOkWo6E
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>>27188619 is that zyzz i see?
Anonymous
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>>27188145 >>27188145 "Special Day"? Is her uncle going to the prom or something?
Anonymous
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>>27188529 He probably curls up into a ball to sleep, don't cry dude
Anonymous
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>>27188640 >>27188619 Fucking white knights man.
Goddamn.
ACV !6Jwen.dQLg
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>>27187938 right in the feels
Anonymous
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>>27188619 lol at Zyzz on the right
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
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>>27188619 dat run-on sentence
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27188549 >all those toolbars ACV !6Jwen.dQLg
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
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>>27188673 >mfw I read that Anonymous
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>>27188686 That long paragraph he sent to her is copypasta I think
>>27188681 >those glasses Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
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>>27188681 >/v/ personified Anonymous
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>>27188705 I love you ALPHA
SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR !!q/10PnVYCwp
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>>27188441 actually ive done it before for my ex gf and her sister. it was sorta fun, and a good excuse for touching her sisters feet. lmao i m beta as fuck
BasedSexyPonder !KvOxzKW3s.
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>>27188705 >Hella fucked up shit >Hella Nope.
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
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>>27188640 >GROW UP, we're in high school Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27188640 >Pepper Le Angus fucking lol'd
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27188549 jesus mate why do you have so many fucking tool bars. also
>monkey porn >califorina bestiality laws ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27188731 >get a taste of these 3 inches Anonymous
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>>27188322 tfw been to katy mills mall
dec jecessn !vBRdsOiDok
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>>27188299 ohhh god I just did this and the whole text me is still there!! glorious
Anonymous
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>>27187938 >tfw you do this too Brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
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>>27188731 >bert stare.jpg hahahahaha
SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR !!q/10PnVYCwp
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>>27188731 >reply if you want to get a taste of these 3 inches ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27188582 that "people you may know" side bar.
la mao
Anonymous
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27188490 >Imitation crab meat Anonymous
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>>27188765 >2012 >Getting trolled this easily Anonymous
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
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>>27188840 >you really needa get the fuck of her dick I don't even know what that means. Is she a futa or some shit?
Anonymous
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>>27188145 MY SIDES HAVE BEEN DEVASTATED
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27188840 my fucking sides just went into orbit
Anonymous
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>>27188886 is this a troll account or is this guy for real?
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27188705 >what r u Ina do about it BRO lmao Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR !!q/10PnVYCwp
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>>27188886 >i hope your angus is prepared >p.s. do you even lift? my sides have reached the speed of light
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
BasedSexyPonder !KvOxzKW3s.
>>27188936 >you have no idea the fury I can bring to you ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
@MitchRNZNC !!Xjjx5GNrQbk
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>>27188982 Tell me he tries to fuck her.
Anonymous
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>this thread
Anonymous
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>>27188982 holy shit the "people you may know" in this one is the best
Anonymous
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>>27188982 >this chick got like 20 people to message you because you comment on her Facebook ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
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>>27188982 >you're messing with the wrong family. Mess with one you mess with all. my sides are not available plz call later.
BasedSexyPonder !KvOxzKW3s.
San Antonibro !!5CaPp+t1Vxx
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>>27189008 >blackbelt in tiquando Anonymous
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>>27189042 >Lettuce be real MY SIDES
Anonymous
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>>27189042 How angry can one person get
This guy is great
Anonymous
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>>27189008 >black belt tiquando >tiquando my sides are moving on their own!
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27189042 >Lettuce be real My sides just ran away
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>>27187938 Holy shit I almost cried.
Anonymous
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>ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR !!q/10PnVYCwp
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>>27189042 >Lettuce be real Thank you based Michael
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>>27189115 >clap dem cheekz Anonymous
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>>27187735 Jokes on her, that guy probably has a raging foot fetish.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27187229 >mfw no one appreciated this great joke Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27189008 >tiquando my sides have left this terrestrial plane
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27189115 >clap dem cheekz Anonymous
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>>27189185 >sportsrelated get out
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>27189042 So who is this Michael guy, or did you just save these images from elsewhere
Anonymous
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
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>>27189185 What's there that people are getting so offended about? The part about calling him a nigger?
Natsbro !UbNk7dU26Q
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27189185 >all those jimmes >all that rustling Anonymous
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>>27189194 >StrongFizz Zeek hahah holy shit this is based
Anonymous
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>>27189194 >Matt Stirbator Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
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>>27189194 >strongfizz zeek >matt stirbator lel
Anonymous
>>27187938 >mfw I'm 30 >mfw when I was 14-17 I would have loved to have a dad that would loan me the car JUST ONE FUCKING TIME ONE TIME >mfw I had to get rides to get to parties and sneak out all the fucking time What the fuck is wrong with this fucking world?
I wanted to go out and have fun and get laid and I would have to sneak around my parents to do it, but this little asshole has the coolest fucking dad on earth and he just chooses not to do any of it???
YES I FUCKING MAD
dec jecessn !vBRdsOiDok
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>>27188840 my. fucking. sides
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27189239 That's more sad than beta.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27189270 Everyone isn't the same. What a shocker huh? Also, I think you should be more worried about the fact that you are 30 and on 4chan.
Anonymous
>>27189239 seent it, kind of a shit video but that girl is so damn hot
Anonymous
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>>27189239 This just bummed me out and made me not want to watch porn ever again.
Anonymous
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>>27189296 >Is he aspergers? Anonymous
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>>27188774 >never ear from you again ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27189323 I don't see the problem with being 30 and on 4chan, this place isn't for children
Anonymous
>>27189239 fuck nigga
this is why I will never have a daughter
Anonymous
>>27189363 Who the fuck is this dude?
CitizenKaner Speedputt Goat !nosCRuBs9.
Anonymous
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>>27189185 Well played, mah boy.
Anonymous
>>27189376 Yeah, you sure have a lot of control over that.
Anonymous
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>>27187998 Thank FUCK that facebook wasn't around when I was in my awkward stage.
Anonymous
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>>27189194 >if i want to have poop shaped like start i have a right too. the founding father would have wanted it that way. my sides are beyond time and space
Anonymous
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>>27189239 Wow, pornstars are people too?
Anonymous
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>>27187833 how do none of these 3 people give a shit...
>puerto rico >lel Natsbro !UbNk7dU26Q
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>>27189384 Uhm hold on I'll see if I can find it
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>mfw I just went full retard on a facebook message
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27189392 Don't have kids. Simple.
Anonymous
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>>27188705 >not responding with the What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? pasta Anonymous
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>>27189270 Fuck you asshole some of us aren't as socially adjusted as you.
I think never having gone to a party is worse than having to sneak out
Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
Anonymous
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>>27189239 Did someone send the dad the video or something?
Anonymous
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>>27189239 ...I fapped to her. I feel terrible now.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27189239 fuck man. she's cute and her dad loves her. the feels. they hurt. ;_;
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27189392 by choosing to not have kids?
Yes, I do actually. It's 2012.
dec jecessn !vBRdsOiDok
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>>27189042 >the cool story bit >lettuce be real my sides are on cloud 9
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
Anonymous
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>>27189239 what is going on here?
she's doing porn behind her fathers back? is that it?
Anonymous
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>>27187622 that fucking face man
Anonymous
Anonymous
CitizenKaner Speedputt Goat !nosCRuBs9.
Anonymous
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>>27189008 >i'd like you to meet my black belt tiquando mother ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
BasedSexyPonder !KvOxzKW3s.
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>>27189426 >We ended doing it up on top of my Dad's shed LEL
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27189418 >>27189426 Goddammit why was I cursed with a small dick
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>>27189479 >russian arm canoe ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
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>>27189392 Do you even vasectomy?
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
>>27189239 someone explain this shit.
all it seems like is that girl is doing porn and her father doesn't know, so like virtually every other pornstar doing there first shoot.
am i missing something or are you all retards?
Anonymous
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>>27189239 >>27189427 Why didn't she just tell her dad she can't pay him and she was thinking of doing porn?
Anonymous
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>>27189239 And this, my friends, is why I can't watch porn.
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27188582 >lemmy clapta czechs Anonymous
>>27189550 The meal she ate with her dad was paid for by her doing that porno.
If her dad knew that he probably would have refused to touch that food.
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
>>27189550 she paid for that sushi meal by doing the porn
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Anonymous
>>27189042 >deuces brehhhh Going to use this from now on
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>>27189547 >i trained in uganda in the kony army i was enrolled at a young ages, i have seen things you would never believe, prepare your angus My sides have surpassed a celestial level. They are no longer among this plane of existence.
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>>27189575 god damn i feel like a spastic right now considering how obvious that is.
well i have no sympathy or feels for her at all and I'm going to fap joyously to the cum on her face.
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>>27189575 >>27189588 Not really, because she's 18 in that video and the dad says she's 20 in those comments
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>>27189617 They could have always been lying
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>>27189520 That dude's isn't even that big..
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im done, hope you guys enjoyed the autism
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>>27189617 yes because porn is known to be the pinnacle of truth and accuracy and would never mistitle a video of a 20 year old as an 18 year old to achieve sales.
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>>27189650 You are a saint.
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>>27189650 Thanks for the dump
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>>27188364 My sides are gone. Some one help. Call the emernenogao.
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>>27189591 wats next phaggot
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>>27189617 she saved the porn money exclusively to pay for that sushi meal..
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>27189689 Jesus christ he had to be from Britain didn't he, what is the average age around here?
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STILL NEED SOURCE ON THE BLOWJOB / WORLD OF WARCRAFT VIDEO
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>>27189717 Getting a tattoo
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San Antonibro !!5CaPp+t1Vxx
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>>27189479 >you say you train in giving bj's? gotcha
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ShumpsSwag!
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>>27189650 bro you made my night, however my sides have transcended the time-space continuum and are currently in a state of limbo
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>Alpha still posting
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>>27189746 step 1: read thread
step 2: fuck off
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So wait, you faggots never think of this shit?
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>>27189791 This website hurts my eyes
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>>27189650 thanks Michael Garnett
many lels were had
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Can one of you tell me the appeal you find in these threads? What is so good about seeing the same screencapped "beta" posts over and over and over again and all the thread consists of is people saying HAHAHA MY SIDES HAVE _______ or just reaction images quoting each post.
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>>27189836 i usually think the girls who do porn are fucked up and probably got sexually molested by their uncle and never had a real father figure
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>>27189731 >don't worry, I do respect you. I just blew a huge load on your titties goddamn man. my fucking sides are history
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>>27189836 >mfw anon doesn't realize porn girls have parents >mfw anon thinks his mom hasn't had sex with men other than his father Anonymous
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>>27188364 OH GOD NORBERT WHY
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>>27189817 the video linked first was 404'd retard.
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>>27189845 lel
facebookcom/michael.garnett.520
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>>27189875 No no no no
I think a lot are desperate college girls who are going through a rough patch, maybe had normal lives but at the time need the money and it's really hard for someone that knows them to find them so they go for it, otherwise they're normal.
>>27189899 I realize both these things; going further, your grandparents were once hot and probably fucked more than the betas on this board
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>this fucking thread
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>>27189918 >all this autism ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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>>27187938 Imagine how sad the father would be if he found out. That kicked me right in the feels, and I was actually having a pretty good night. Fuck you /sp/
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>>27189360 obviously fake, if there was no staff there he would not be able to be there
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>>27187876 No I refuse to believe this is real.
No!
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>>27189987 Michael found a way. Holy shit.
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>>27189987 >leave him alone he serves my country oh lawd has anyone seen my sides
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>>27189970 just stop. you're not funny
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>>27189985 Most likely but you can't account for every gym in the world
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>>27189918 way better version
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>>27187998 Guy probably did something if they were in the same bed.
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>>27189479 Russian arm canoe! My sides, oh my sides.
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>>27186810 ITT: ALPHA is a virgin
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>>27189987 >leave him alone he serves my country WHAT
THE
FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>27189987 >hey sionn, you madd? Anonymous
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>>27189987 >you Madd oh god no I done died and gone to heaven but my sides were left on Earth
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>>27190043 >you have been coaxed into a snafu Makes me laugh every time.
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>>27190072 You're trying too hard bro, we don't care if he's had sex or not we just want him to keep dumping
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This is the same girl from that porn>the city of fucking Boston
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>>27188275 Alpha as fuck. This nigger doesn't fucking care. At fucking all.
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>>27190098 none of his shit is funny. he's literally being a faggot
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>>27190101 There is always that guy in the back that looks at the camera like he a part of the picture
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>>27190119 I've laughed and so have many others, if you don't like it get out and hide the thread
You're only wasting your own time
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>>27188549 >internet explorer Anonymous
Brian Wilson !nq57fUc9IY
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>>27190193 lol
thx for the dump breh
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>>27190036 fuck you i haven't laughed so hard in days
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>>27190148 oh dear god my sides
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>>27187373 >>27187408 Wait. The funniest part is the fact his fat asian roommate was in the room on his pc.
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>>27190193 hahaha thanks for that shit my man
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>>27190193 also you gonna go to the gym now brah?
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>>27190193 Thanks for that, you are the GOAT
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>>27190277 nah breh todays a rest day
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>>27188902 He kind of looks like Tensnake in a way
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>>27189987 >>27189987 That girl had to be in on this, no one is that stupid
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>>27190307 good luck with them gains though
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>>27190338 Nigga please. Look at his eyebrows.
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>>27189479 >Brazilian Jew Jitsu That's it I'm going to bed. I have an 8 am class and this thread has destroyed my sides.
Thank you based /sp/
Please archive this shit.
BasedSexyPonder !KvOxzKW3s.
C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g
Fuck you guys, I just had 6 teeth pulled and I'm going to pop the stitches laughing at this shit
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>>27190353 >>27190338 holy shit you summoned the mighty beast from his slumber
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>>27190376 Floss daily nigga. The fucks wrong wit ya
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>>27190193 I got up from my chair, applauded you, and drank a beer in your honor. Thanks for tonight.
C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g
>>27190404 Wisdom teeth bruh. My teeth are pristine.
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Thanks for making my morning based alpha /sp/
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>>27190005 That girl is really pretty.
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>>27190425 Aight I feel ya. Got dem out earlier this year but it wasn't 6 of em. Saw some Norwegian drama so my sides weren't gone so I don't know ya pain.
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>>27189575 I feel bad for fapping to that shit now...but it was a quality fap
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>>27188731 >bertstare.jpg FUCKING NAILED IT
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>>27190495 Anytime Scandanavibro
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>>27189239 >tfw she could be your daughter Anonymous
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>>27189650 just woke up all my roommates with my laughter. thank you ALPHA, thank you
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Thread of the year
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>>27188982 >Kamal Jockee >Yousa Um-aware >Khulst Aurybro Fucking Misc., man
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rep me Alpha you phaggot
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>>27187564 >No Country for TOLD men >Stone TOLD Steve Austin >etc. etc. Anonymous
!!Yf0FZDb3Us2
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>>27188161 I can't stop laughing.
Those words with that pic.
I think I need to go to bed.
These threads always make me feel better.
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>>27188513 The speed at which that train derailed was nothing short of amazing.
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>>27188480 That sucks. Every time someone doesn't follow through on plans they made with me I pretend that I either forgot and went with someone else to do something else or that I wasn't able to get in touch with them to let them know something came up.
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>>27187833 video isn't working for me. anyone else have another link?
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this thread is officially auto-saging rip
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>>27192573 thanks a lot. that torrent file name brings back memories. looks like something off of limewire.
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>>27189239 >all these feels Anonymous
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>>27188340 this guy's face always reminds me of the papa johns guy
that being said, i love when these threads come around.
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>>27190005 fuck man I'd slurp all that syrup off those pancakes
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>>27189418 has anyone considered sending this to her father? his facebook name is there.
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>>27193269 Why would anyone do that to the poor guy?
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>>27193269 and make him kill himself? dude no thanks.. if I were a dad I imagine that would literally kill me
