MerK !LcByZUO73M
Anonymous
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>you just got tricked
Anonymous
>ESPN will never do a story about you not having a GF
Anonymous
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LELing so hard right now.
Anonymous
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Holy shit. I got stickied.
Anonymous
>tfw no qt 3.14 hawaiian cancer patient gf
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I've been tricked!
Anonymous
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>Tfw NO GFB OWL
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>de damage control
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>>30673775 >THE CITY OF MANTI TE'O Anonymous
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>de damage control
Anonymous
"This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but over an extended period of time, I developed an emotional relationship with a woman I met online. We maintained what I thought to be an authentic relationship by communicating frequently online and on the phone, and I grew to care deeply about her. "To realize that I was the victim of what was apparently someone's sick joke and constant lies was, and is, painful and humiliating. "It further pains me that the grief I felt and the sympathies expressed to me at the time of my grandmother's death in September were in any way deepened by what I believed to be another significant loss in my life. "I am enormously grateful for the support of my family, friends and Notre Dame fans throughout this year. To think that I shared with them my happiness about my relationship and details that I thought to be true about her just makes me sick. I hope that people can understand how trying and confusing this whole experience has been. "In retrospect, I obviously should have been much more cautious. If anything good comes of this, I hope it is that others will be far more guarded when they engage with people online than I was. "Fortunately, I have many wonderful things in my life, and I'm looking forward to putting this painful experience behind me as I focus on preparing for the NFL Draft."
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
>sticky
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>STICKY
Anonymous
Wait so they met at a game at Stanford
Anonymous
/SP/ FOUND A WAY
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>de master ruseman
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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At least he's a good liar.
Anonymous
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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This is so fucking funny
San Antonibro !!5CaPp+t1Vxx
Only one conclusion makes sense
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Why does this matter? Big fucking deal
Anonymous
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STICKIED
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>Te'o describing someone who doesn't exist
Anonymous
Anonymous
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confirmed for ray lewis tier
Anonymous
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Hahahahahahaha bullllllllshittt
Anonymous
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STTTIIIICCCCKKKKYYYYY
Anonymous
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wow what the fuck
Anonymous
Anonymous
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TOASTAN A STICKYYY
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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this is not a good look for you Te'o
Anonymous
Count Chocula !/OeRZ2quxw
Anonymous
how does he expect people to believe his bullshit story? how do you learn about a fake girlfriend's death? do you get a fake phone call from her fake parents who are by her fake bed in a fake hospital in imagination land?
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jew damage control in full effect>b-b-b-but i met her online >even though i said i met her at a game >and i called her on the phone >and i used her "memory" to earn sympathy from the national media
Pennertrator !!/QLj3DQ0ltN
Tony Homo !GtN0Plfghk
>twitter >mysides
Anonymous
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hold on fellas
Anonymous
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Thank you based mods. Also;>the city of Teo
Anonymous
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>tfw no dead gf
Anonymous
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POSTING IN A STICKY
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BASED MODS BASED MODS BASED MODS BASED MODS
MerK !LcByZUO73M
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>sticky >mfw watching ESPN right now
Anonymous
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LOL "THE INTERNET IS DANGEROUS!!"
Anonymous
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>sticky
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
Anonymous
>>30673844 wait how do you know he is?
i just got home and heard all this
Wayne Simmonds' Ghetto Swag !!z33e+CU1iRr
Wayne Simmonds' Ghetto Swag !!z33e+CU1iRr Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:21:42 No. 30673901 Report help guys, my sides cannot be found
Anonymous
Anonymous
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such a fucking liar
Anonymous
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Cringing like fuck.
STREAM
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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Teo is going a pretty good job of acting in this ESPN interview.
Anonymous
Anonymous
So your girlfriend dies and you don't bother to check up on it?
Anonymous
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>muh GF dead >nvm i lie lel
TheBessThereEverWas !QasuSd4n1Y
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STIIICKKKKEEEE
Anonymous
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>>30673862 HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAH
Anonymous
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>tfw steadfast collapse of all things Notre Dame
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MANTI TE'O = MASTER RUSEMAN
Anonymous
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it was tensnake.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>MANTI TE'O'S GIRLFRIEND DID NOT EXIST
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wait
Shlomo Weinstein !!ABeWiIu40+4
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>sticky
Anonymous
Anonymous
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
Anonymous
Manti Te'o's Dead Fake Girlfriend confirmed for future /sp/ 4chan cup roster spot.
Anonymous
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posting in a sticky>tfw no online cancer ridden gf
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>sticky
Anonymous
>Te'o found out it was a hoax before December 26 >Te'o answered a question about his GF on January 3rd in an interview
Kicked in the Vick !k4VCeFJxd2
So he'd rather have us believe he's the biggest fucking idiot on the planet.?
Anonymous
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>espn not looking at the obvious bullshit where he talks about meeting her IRL
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30673942 he made it all up himself
don't believe his lies
Anonymous
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>mfw Catfish hits ESPN >mfw sticky
Anonymous
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Someone post a source where Te'o or his dad met this girl.
Anonymous
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>>30673942 Neither. He made the whole thing up.
Anonymous
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wait so what happened?
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:23:19 No. 30673980 Report Quoted By:
>Te'o
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
Anonymous
Anonymous
holy shit HOW the fuck did this go so long without anybody finding out she wasn't FUCKING REAL
Pennertrator !!/QLj3DQ0ltN
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ !bear/9m5UU
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>but i die manto >i come funeral >no dont come u play4me
Anonymous
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:23:32 No. 30673989 Report Quoted By:
>>30673901 WHAT THE FUCK?? This is too good.
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ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
Anonymous
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wait did he already say something in response?
Anonymous
Anonymous
KUbro !IJHAWK.Jfo
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>>30673901 HAHAHA I can't stop laughing...
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HAHAHAHA OMG I CAN'T WITH THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING >NO GF >NO GF >NO GF >NO GF >NO GF >NO GF
Anonymous
How long ago was the twitter account made? If it's been going for like 1 1/2 to 2 years, then it doesn't make sense as a publicity stunt, since he was a no-name then anyway. If it's been around for that long, it is either a coverup of homosexuality, or a trick he was not in on. If the account was started say, last year, then it is obviously a publicity stunt to gain NFL recognition
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IT'S FUCKING COVER UP
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30673818 lol this is too fucking good
TOO FUCKING GOOD
MY SIDES
Anonymous
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THE AMOUNT OF LIES COMING OUT OF NOTRE DAME RIGHT NOW IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Anonymous
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Someone needs to shop feel guy onto his head and shop the breaking news to say "4chan's girlfriend does not exist"
Anonymous
so is ESPN believing his story?
Anonymous
This is the WORST DAMAGE CONTROL EVER. Let me show you a real fucking linebacker that rather bang slutes than have a GF online !
Anonymous
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was being this beta all part of your plan?
Anonymous
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
>>30673983 He even tweeted her multiple times "I miss you"
She even responded with "I miss you too snuggle bunny"
Anonymous
I usually put Rosemary in the email field but you're damn right...I'm saging a sticky thread fuckers
I usually put Rosemary in the email field but you're damn right...I'm saging a sticky thread fuckers Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:24:09 No. 30674027 Report Quoted By:
Why the fuck is this a sticky?
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>>30673942 he is damage controlling because he got found out that all his stories of his girlfriend dying were fake.
Anonymous
Cmon guys quit being so mean, making fun of Teo is like beating a dead girlfriend.
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>>30674015 no doubt they will
MerK !LcByZUO73M
not sure if he's really fucking stupid/gullible or just a psychopath for going along this far
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>the hero r9k deserves
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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ND is saying Teo got Catfish'd.
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Wow, whoever this girl was who talked to him on the phone is the greatest troll of all time.
Rager !7eC0RPMSJc
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>>30673901 oh fuck, i'm literally lel'ing
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>nobody will ever be surprised that I have no gf let alone run a story on it on national news
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ONE MILLION HOURS IN PHOTOSHOP
Blake griffin's jumper !pSVJEbYKNI
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>sticky
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>>30673983 seriously, jesus christ. nobody notices that this bitch isn't even in the phonebook?
this is borderline miraculous.
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>>30674002 the article said it was used to conning some other dude before teo. take that as you will
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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What's next? Are we going to find out Collin Klein wasn't a virgin when he got married?
Anonymous
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>>30673961 WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE MENTIONED THIS
OBVIOUS HOLE IN THE STORY
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>>30674015 they have to, they've gone on and on about it and have been taken hook line and sinker.
if you're espn you don't want to look like you've fucked up like this
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Based Woj not buying this bullshit
Anonymous
This will be known as one of the greatest days in /sp/ history.
Anonymous
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I CRY EVRY TIME
Anonymous
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Postin' in a sticky
Anonymous
the only possibilities here:
Anonymous
HE WAS NOT DUPED, OR COAXED, OR TRICKED
Anonymous
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>>30674034 he's a sociopath
Anonymous
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>Gene Wojciechowski saying the family's covering it up
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
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Oh shit, Gene saying the truth right now. So easy to tell that Te'o was in on the whole thing.
Anonymous
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>>30673942 He and another guy made it up.
He's trying to pin it on the other guy and pretend he didn't know.
Which either means he's fucking retarded and couldn't figure out he was talking to a guy on the phone and had a girlfriend who he apparently loved but never saw or spoke to on the phone or skyped or sent pictures back and fourth to.
Or more likely he's full of shit.
Anonymous
I just saw this on deadspin and just started to read the article
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Not buying that he didn't know. I can't believe he would be that gullible.
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>espn actually suggesting he may have been in on it
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>sticky
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Based Gronk !kOwSkIjO32
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did manti send her dick pics?
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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what a fucking faggot
Anonymous
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>HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE
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>I have a girlfriend >she goes to a different school
Anonymous
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Okay, i know people are gonna be all aww poor baby got tricked in due time but seriously what a piece of shit for lying about this.
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>the city of ireland
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>>30673962 >Wat kind of moron dates anyone online? >>>/r9k/ Anonymous
Woj not contributing to the damage control
Anonymous
Giants Gonna Gi !!H15b/0vzduO
Anonymous
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>>30674066 forgot to add that this was a cover up for him not to admit he is gay
Anonymous
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Woj just fucking tearing up Notre Dame.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ !bear/9m5UU
Anonymous
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>>30673901 yfw this is two guys talking to eachother
Anonymous
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
>Thinking Te'o is being tricked
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>Eddie Lacy destroying Te'o so hard he left no trace of his girlfriend behind
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If man-tie is the one masteminding this bullshit, WE need to break the real story and prove that he was communicating with himself on multiple FB/twitter accounts.
Pennertrator !!/QLj3DQ0ltN
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>knowing that feel
Anonymous
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>snuggle bunny >tfw notre dame football players really are this fucking stupid
Madison !AKB48NoE.s
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You know AJ wants to joke on Teo.
Anonymous
>>30674066 >Tuiasosopo He's not related to Marques, is he?
Anonymous
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This is some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen.
Anonymous
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espn released that statement from Te'o pretty quick
Anonymous
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All Manti had to do is say he had a gf in Canada like the rest of us claim.
Chicago Style Hotdog !cf1.BvLZNA
This is hilarious, holy shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>You will never have >tfw no gf so had that it gets stickied
Anonymous
>ESPN and the university of Notre Dame perpetrate lie for months on end to give notre dame the illusion bullshit mystique >get called out on it >"Uhhhh.... Te'o got tricked by a master tricksman! Yeah that's it"
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Manti Te'O confirmed for Tensnake.
Anonymous
>>30674125 no ones believing that retard, maybe just ND fans
But is it art? !!m1xxKTDNCw0
Anonymous
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>>30674125 ESPN wants that to be the case but Woj just fucking ripped Te'o
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30674063 it will once the euro's fully understand how crazy this story is. we need a jpg that explains story in shorthand.
Anonymous
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>Warren Sapp @WarrenSapp
Anonymous
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>>30674018 come back based thad 1 mor yr
KUbro !IJHAWK.Jfo
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>>30673962 Not to mention he's Manti fucking Te'o. He can go anywhere and will have sluts on his dick.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ !bear/9m5UU
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30674080 it was reported by deadspin Manti Teo never had a girlfriend he faked the whole thing
now it's being reported by Notre Dame and Manti Teo and ESPN that Manti Teo had a online relationship with a girl and that it was all a hoax of her dying of cancer, and that he was a victim of a clever snafu
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:27:13 No. 30674166 Report Quoted By:
>>30674135 They're cousins.
Anonymous
Wait is Catfish a real show?
Anonymous
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>his face when
Anonymous
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>>30674135 Yes he is.
That whole family is a bunch of inbred islanders.
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>>30674111 Woj is definitely one of the best writers at ESPN.
Anonymous
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>>30674125 the only people being rused are ESPN
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30674023 No she didn't, read the fucking article. The account she "was" was protected for most of it's existence. The one that just tweeted him back about missing him was made about an hour ago.
Anonymous
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>mfw the teams are without a doubt going to ask him about this bullshit during his draft workouts
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>>30674160 This shit is killing my sides.
Anonymous
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IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:27:38 No. 30674182 Report Quoted By:
>>30673961 digging his own grave
Anonymous
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>>30674155 Oh man, we get it. I've never watched a game of handegg in my life and I've been in these threads since Deadspin broke the story.
Between this and Pep going to Bayern its been the best /sp/ day in fucking ages.
Anonymous
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
I wonder if any girls come forward and say he was fucking around during his supposed relationship. If he wasn't fucking any girls that whole time that's some fucking dedication to a hoax. Think of all the pussy he could have gotten
Anonymous
>stickied no gf thread
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Notre Dame is officially and permanently my least favorite team in college football
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
>yfw a /sp/artan created his fake internet girlfriend
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
>>30674167 Yes. It's oddly addicting once you start watching it.
Anonymous
DAT LACK OF BACKGROUND MUSIC WHEN ESPN GOES TO BREAK
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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This is fucking amazing either way. If he was catfished, or if he made this up.
Anonymous
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good thing he didnt get the heisman eh?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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my sides are in orbit right now. looking at this retarded cover up and that twitter response from his dead girlfriend about an hour ago. LMAO
Anonymous
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i have been puzzled
Millers High Life !isvOjIHEpo
This goes from being sick to tragic of Te'o comes out. I hope he's just a piece of shit.
Anonymous
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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>>30674147 There are some people in this thread that still think he was tricked.
>>30674124 >Moses Gets me every time. Do you have that picture with like 20 other statuses like that.
Anonymous
>>30674193 >>30674186 >not knowing it was himself who set up the account Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30674080 what that other guy said. but take the time to read it...just when you think you done seen it all
Anonymous
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>mfw espn will just ignore all the damning things woj said and will only report teo's excuses
Anonymous
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>>30674194 fuck off no one likes you
Anonymous
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>>30674145 Tim Burke, a /sp/artan did it.
Anonymous
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I don't understand how dating over the Internet could go so wrong?!?!?
Anonymous
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>>30674195 Its like someone just... anti-died?
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:28:39 No. 30674224 Report Chicago Style Hotdog !cf1.BvLZNA
>>30674194 it's scripted man, so was the documentary. look it up
Anonymous
She had a major car crash, then was diagnosed with leukemia, then died of leukemia. All within the span of, what, a month?
Anonymous
Anyone got the pictures of this niggers fake gf?
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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>>30674194 I love watching the reactions of the people getting tricked because usually the person on the other end is fat
Anonymous
>implying Manti wasn't a victim
Anonymous
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>>30674195 the silence was so feely
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:29:02 No. 30674235 Report Quoted By:
>the city of Te'o
Anonymous
Anonymous
wait, how did people figure this out?
Anonymous
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>tfw the stupidity of even notre dame football players on national display >tfw it's now obvious that manti teo is a virgin
Anonymous
Anonymous
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We've been BAMBOOZLED
Anonymous
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
Anonymous
THIS IS A PSA:
Anonymous
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it's the internet's fault
Anonymous
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>>30674212 Wonder if Twitter will give out which IPs posted to the account?
Anonymous
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>She's sooo beautiful > Got a picture? >Uhhhh, No
Anonymous
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>>30674233 Nosuch Dame fag is mad
Anonymous
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:29:49 No. 30674270 Report So wait, he lied about having a girlfriend?
Anonymous
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he is a master ruseman
Anonymous
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>>30674228 I think the pictures of "her" were from another random facebook page.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>AJ McCarron >girlfriend becomes famous overnight over how rediculously hot she is >Manti Te'o >no gf, so makes one up to avoid humiliation
Anonymous
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>>30674187 He's Mormon, you fucking retard. He's also dating a girl that goes to St. Mary's right now.
Anonymous
10/10, 2 thumbs up, sides would erode again
Anonymous
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>>30674233 >ND fans actually believe this It's so clear he's lying it's not even funny
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30674225 Not surprising since it's MTV but yeah.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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today junior handegg was entertaining
Anonymous
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Goddamnit this is fucked. Like us Mormons need more fgts fucking shit up.
CrateBagSoup !noxb0sc6m2
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>lie about gf dying >get busted >LOLSOMEONETRICKEDME
Anonymous
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>>30674270 READ THE ARTICLE LEX YOU GODDAMN DOG
Anonymous
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HAHAH ON CSNCHICAGO THEY SHOWED AN OLD INTERVIEW ABOUT THIS>mah gf
Anonymous
Notre Dame Official: "Manti we're so proud of your efforts this season. How about we fly you're family and your girlfriend out for the game?">Slowly look at each other.
Anonymous
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>>30674233 >Implying he hasn't said multiple times that he met her at a Stanford game and was with her all the time at the hospital. >you are this dumb Anonymous
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>>30674270 >yfw lexplorer has bopped more women than manti teo Anonymous
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This can't be true, it seems like a really really badly done cover up story because he lied about something you just don't lie about.
Blake griffin's jumper !pSVJEbYKNI
Anonymous
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
Anonymous
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And Brent Musberger thought AJ McCarron's girlfriend was unreal...
Anonymous
>Te'o and Kekua meet after Stanford's 45-38 victory over Notre Dame in Palo Alto, according to the South Bend Tribune: "Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te'o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes." Kekua, a Stanford student, swaps phone numbers with Te'o.
Anonymous
>>30673899 Screencap anon blew up after deadspin started posting the gif's from his website. He posts on /sp/ irc all the time and got a job with deadspin. He is Timothy Burke.
Anonymous
Guys, I found a pic of Teo's GF. He took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her last birthday ;___;
Anonymous
NOTRE LINE BACKER MANTI T'EO'S GIRLFRIEND APPARENTLY DID NOT EXIST
Anonymous
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Welcome to Trickery Town
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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>>30674278 >Quatro Quatro holy shit lel
Tony Homo !GtN0Plfghk
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Casey ODonnell @CaseODonnell
Anonymous
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>>30674278 HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE AS REAL AS MANTI'S GIRLFRIEND
Anonymous
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Just when you thought Deadspin was useless
Anonymous
V !!XiaXXD7hAez
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>>30674246 someone e-mailed deadspin telling them that they should look into Te'o's gf, and according to Burke the moment they started doing research it just took off to ridiculous levels until they figured out she never existed
Anonymous
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Okay. So I didn't actually know about the whole girlfriend story until today.>tweets to some girl >over a year, she is his gf >its actually his friend >she "dies" >media finds out
Anonymous
Anonymous
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He's dumb, but we all lie, he's just important enough where when he gets caught in a lie it makes the news.
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
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>>30674278 KEY AND PEELE MUH NIGGAHS
Anonymous
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>>30674194 really?
its always painfully obvious and the people are fucking retards
its fits in with the 10 straight hours of teen mom they show I guess
>2013 >giving mtv 1 second of viewing time Anonymous
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>>30674310 is there a non-retarded /sp/ IRC? or does RMD still hang out there?
Anonymous
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so not having a gf is an official sport now?
Anonymous
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>>30674292 Holy shit, this fits perfectly.
Anonymous
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>>30673961 GONNA KEEP QUOTING THIS. HOLE IN THE STORY
Anonymous
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>tfw no fake gf
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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Her passing, recounted so many times in the national media, produces no obituary or funeral announcement in Nexis, and no mention in the Stanford student newspaper.>espn in charge of basic journalism
Anonymous
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So he developed a relationship with a woman online and was too embarrassed to say he met her online so he said he met her at a game? Or was the person online a man which he begun to have feelings for so now it's even more fucked up?
Anonymous
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MORE LIKE NOSUCH DAME, AMIRITE
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>Mormon Samoan going to Notre Dame with a fake dead internet girlfriend >tfw no fake internet girlfriend with cancer to talk to on those long lonely nights
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
>>30674167 It's on MTV.
> Was originally a movie about a guy who had suspicions that the girl he had a relationship with online was a different person.
>Guy meets up with girl with info provided by girl >girl is not the person she says she was >guy gets weirded out by this >spend time with girl and they eventually become friends but never become a couple >Same guy creates show in which he follows other people's experiences with online relationships in which they have suspicions that the person is not who they think they are. Interesting show. Although the guy tries to be pretentious at times.
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
Even if he wasnt in on it..wouldnt he at least skype with her or something? not buying it...
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
Anonymous
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>getting outed by deadspin >the city of manti teo
Del3no
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>>30673775 What a mormon bitch
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30674080 Manti T'eo made up a GF, then said she died of cancer.
There is no doubt that Manti is a /sp/artan.
Anonymous
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>E!SPN pushing the victim angle
Anonymous
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so, is this the beginning of the end of traditional media? the middle of the end?
Anonymous
>2012+1 >going this far for sympathy >going this far to hide your homosex
Anonymous
Has there ever been a more overhyped non-story on ESPN?
Anonymous
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>>30674307 Teo is such a fucking lying cunt
Manti Te'o Fake GF Lennay Kekua
Anonymous
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>>30674257 put on your tip manti
Anonymous
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Golic won't be working tomorrow right? Wonder how he feels seeing Notre Dame get shit on continuously for over a week.
Anonymous
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>>30674278 this is the best tweet in history
San Antonibro !!5CaPp+t1Vxx
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>>30674292 >(Simultaneously) >Manti's Dad: "Car crash." >Manti: "Leukemia." Giants Gonna Gi !!H15b/0vzduO
>BREAKING NEWS: It now appears that Manti's girlfriend was actually an invention of his own mind. He would converse himself when alone, alternating between masculine and feminine voices and talking about having children, getting married et al. When reached for comment, he said only, "tfw no gf" before bursting into tears and covering the immediate vicinity with cooked pasta that appeared to originate from his pockets
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>ESPN continues to run his lies >ignores everything woj said that basically said he doesn't believe the statement
MerK !LcByZUO73M
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>>30673901 my sides are eternal
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The reason Burke was successful at this story is because he's from 4chan and is used to tripfags getting outed as samefags and all the accompanying drama all the time.
Anonymous
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Wait, I'm so confused.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Does anyone really think Manti Te'o wasn't in on this? He'd have to be absolutely retarded.
Based Gronk !kOwSkIjO32
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>mfw manti kills himself before he even sustains a career full of concussions
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:33:04 No. 30674394 Report Quoted By:
Is it normal to have a hard lump directly under your nipple. It hurts to touch
Pennertrator !!/QLj3DQ0ltN
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Seriously don't see the need for a sticky thread. Mod must be seriously ass pained about the Irish making it into the the bcs championship
Anonymous
cest official prince of shitposting - Mood: Sad. !!YeOD2H8tURI
cest official prince of shitposting - Mood: Sad. !!YeOD2H8tURI Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:33:24 No. 30674406 Report What is this all about then?
Anonymous
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>>30674070 What damefags actually believe..
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>Getting Catfished >2012+1
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Anonymous
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MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'VE EVER MET
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>>30674385 >Not bursting into treats Anonymous
Anonymous
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>THIS SHIT ON E!SPN
Anonymous
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>his "story" needs a female calling him every night >implying a woman wouldn't just drop the act and become the gf of a future NFL player for all the money
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>>30674357 Catfish is a really good movie.
Anonymous
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>30 minutes of Sportscenter devoted to some guy not having a GF
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>dis interview
Anonymous
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>>30674390 Jokes on you I'm dating her. But she has leukemia :(
Anonymous
Anonymous
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HE SAYS 'MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'VE EVER MET IN THE WOJ INTERVIEW'
Anonymous
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>watching him making up the story on the spot
Anonymous
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>Getting tricked into thinking you have a girlfriend
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
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>>30674312 lovin every laugh
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Anonymous
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>>30674418 nevermind I only read the first sentence
Anonymous
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:34:24 No. 30674446 Report >Leukemia patient dying in a car crash
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
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>>30674316 WOOOOOOOOOOOOLF
He went to my high school
Giants Gonna Gi !!H15b/0vzduO
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>>30674418 bleacher report
Blake griffin's jumper !pSVJEbYKNI
Anonymous
so what happened ameribro's?
Anonymous
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30673901 Holy shit this guy is almost as stupid as me.
Anonymous
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>>30674411 do you have problems reading son?
SealedSeven !!Y9SPPLvwK7F
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Now we know why Kelly wanted out of Notre Dame after that horrible loss
Raptor !!alxvxxuJDtP
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The fuck is this
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Count Chocula !/OeRZ2quxw
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>Most beautiful girl ever >Doesn't even exist
Anonymous
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>>30673961 WE GOTTA GET THIS SHIT TO THE MEDIA
Anonymous
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>>30674443 Fuck off fan. Literally no one likes you
Anonymous
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>ESPN painting Te'o as a victim
Anonymous
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>the small village of Manti Te'o >the county of ESPN >the city of Notre Dame
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>>30674358 >>30674358 THIS, anyone thats ever had an online gf knows that you at least have to see her on cam or she doesnt exist
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>probably the most beautiful girl I've ever met
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Anonymous
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Twitter is a gold mine
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TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
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>getting depressed over a gf that has never existed
Anonymous
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>talk to her every day
Anonymous
Del3no
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>>30673853 lelbron has been pushed back
Anonymous
REDS bro !t8yQTwMPGY
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It's okay Manti, my girlfriend doesn't exist either.
Anonymous
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>>30674446 I think she got leukemia after a car crash, then again maybe she got leukemia from the car crash.
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>>30674374 >ESPN covering this for 30 minutes OMG ESPN is the worst!!!
>deadspin reporting it Anonymous
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Jim Tressel has known about this since August
Anonymous
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>Manti Teo's girlfriend is fake >LEBRON >LEBRON >LEBRON >e!spn
Anonymous
wait, so HE WASN'T THE ONE WHO MADE THE GF UP? HE ACTUALLY GOT RUSED INTO THINKING HE HAS A FAKE GIRLFRIEND?
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LOVING
SlappingBishes
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>tfw no qt 3.13 dead gf
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gUYS
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cest official prince of shitposting - Mood: Sad. !!YeOD2H8tURI
cest official prince of shitposting - Mood: Sad. !!YeOD2H8tURI Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:36:02 No. 30674525 Report Someone FUCKING tell me what is happening
Kicked in the Vick !k4VCeFJxd2
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>>30674374 >Tim Tebow >Win playoff game >Not sports Well maybe if Mark Sanchez weren't so fucking terrible
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
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>Ronaldo has more Ballon D'ors than this nigger has gf's
Anonymous
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>we talked about my grandma >we met online >i was hoaxed
Anonymous
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>>30674512 That's what they want you to think.
Manti is reverse tricking you
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
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>tfw twitter has ruined topical jokes
Anonymous
>>30673901 >You'll never have a man impersonating a woman call you snuggle bunny online Anonymous
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HEY MANTI
Anonymous
Lance Armstrong chose a good week to confess.
Anonymous
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OH LORD, THANK GOD FOR STREAMS
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30674525 I just told you, bro
>>30674527 Anonymous
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>>30674512 no he did make it up, the damage control is being forced by ND and ESPN to make him the victim
Anonymous
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>>30674497 >angelfire holy shit its the early 2000's again
FeelsJagMan !KesoCJaxJA
Anonymous
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>>30673837 >on the phone WHO WAS PHONE? Hell of a lot of effort to go through. With that kind of time investment, why not just actually date him?
I think he's also claimed in the past to have met her face to face.
Anonymous
WHATEVER TEAM DRAFTS HIM IS GOING TO BE THE CENTER OF EVERY PUNCHLINE JOKE FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS
Anonymous
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im really desperate my team dont draft this beta scrub
Anonymous
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>tfw no gf has blown up and now everybody knows how you feel
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
>>30674374 ESPN confirmed for /sp/
Anonymous
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>>30674512 No he made it all up
read the deadspin article, he has connections to the person who probably set up the account
Everything that ND and he is coming out with is pure damage control
Anonymous
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>>30674512 That's just his cover story. He had to have been in on it.
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>people are believing him
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>>30674357 plz post more asuka hentai
Madison !AKB48NoE.s
>>30674443 trips and you will never get quads again
Anonymous
Isn't he one of the best players in one of the best college football teams in all of murrika, with a guaranteed path towards a professional career?
Anonymous
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The ONLY way this could be better is if he had won the heisman.
Anonymous
Ever Greatest !!MyPPQyrH+VZ
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laughing so hard at the ESPN segment
Anonymous
Can anyoone make me a quick summary about what happened?
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:37:20 No. 30674585 Report Quoted By:
>>30674540 hey snuggle bunny xoxo
btw I'm a gurl
Anonymous
Anonymous
>Confirmed from 2 sources: ESPN has known about the Manti Te'o story for 10 days. Had been reporting it, but could not confirm. https://twitter.com/TheBigLead/status/291689226775441408 espn must be so butmad right now
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>announcer chick trying to read the story out and not burst out laughing
Kicked in the Vick !k4VCeFJxd2
Anonymous
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racists in south bend did it
Anonymous
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:37:59 No. 30674603 Report Quoted By:
WE STICKY NOW
FeelsJagMan !KesoCJaxJA
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>>30674584 >tfw no gf that's all you need
Anonymous
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Stream link anyone?
Anonymous
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>>30674563 my fucking sides
Anonymous
HOLY FUCK THIS IS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS WHERE LISA MAKES UP A PROFILE AND WRITES GOOD THINGS ABOUT HERSELF PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>>30673901 >mfw I retweeted that when there were only 20 retweets best day ever
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30674590 lol they were gonna sit on this one forever
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>>30674525 Fuck off cest, you're fucking retarded
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
Does anyone else think this will affect where he's selected in the draft? Who's going to want to deal with someone that made a hoax this big?
Anonymous
I've been suspicious ever since Manti Te'o said he met his girlfriend on Melky Cabrera's dating site.
Anonymous
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This has to be the funniest sports story ever.
Anonymous
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>>30674563 mah nascar niggah
Anonymous
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Anyone have links to interviews after Dec 26?
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>>30674572 He was trying to win the Heisman trophy, which is for the player of the year. Having a sad story helps you win, but he got 2nd place.
>anyone expecting ESPN or /sp/ to only talk about sports Anonymous
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>>30674552 Jest, no question about it. They love the media circus
Anonymous
>>30674590 >ESPN giving deadspin legitimacy because they took too long to report this large story lyl
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tl;dr - we have all been le tricked, guis
Ever Greatest !!MyPPQyrH+VZ
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>>30674572 if you hear him talk, he's beta as fuck
also, he's an ugly dirty hawaiian
Anonymous
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>>30674563 FUCK twitter is fucking gold today
Anonymous
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WHAT THE FUCK
Madison !AKB48NoE.s
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How far does his draft stock fall?
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:39:21 No. 30674656 Report Wait so someone clear this up>Made up by him >Someone else over the internet pretending to be his gf
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Thank God John Anderson finally at least suggested that he was complicit..fucking ass coverers at ESPN
Anonymous
GB !!i9X8R/z42Rt
Wow get a load of this guy.
Anonymous
>>30674613 When did that episode come out?
Anonymous
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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Next we're going to find out his grandma is still alive too
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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Ray Lewis is being sought for questioning in the resurrection of Teo's girlfriend.
Anonymous
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>>30674641 all of my internets too you
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:39:30 No. 30674668 Report Quoted By:
>>30674625 I thought they met on cragislist
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>>30674641 STOP THIS MADNESS MY SIDES!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>mfw this whole fucking story
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>driving home >hear this on the radio >time passes >"oh shit, i can get on /sp/ and make a thread, right, and it'll have a picture of manti teo and itll just say '>tfw no gf' and fuck man people are gonna riot over it >see this thread
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Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30674552 Jest for sure. Rex will love the humiliation.
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>tfw your NFL team drafts Te'o in the second round and he cuts that goody two shoes act takes on a Brian Bosworth persona
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The article quotes a friend of Tuiasosopo's as saying he was "80 percent sure" that Te'o was "in on it," and that "the two perpetrated Lennay Kekua's death with publicity in mind."
Anonymous
>>30674656 2nd.
He also talked about her after finding out she was a hoax.
Anonymous
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30674656 Read the deadspin article mate.
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
Anonymous
>ESPN officially reporting it as Te'o being hoaxed
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CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>>30674637 Deadspin is pretty legit, dude. They've blown a few big stories the past few years.
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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>>30674590 They didn't want to embarrass ND anymore especially after the asswhopping in the Natty championship.
They wanted to give it some time before they reported this.
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CLINT EASTWOOD WAS REALLY YELLING AT TEO'S GF
Anonymous
>>30674660 season 23
episode 508
lisa goes gaga
Anonymous
Can anyone else here related to Te'o? I used to be a really bad liar too, and sometimes I still make really serious lies like this. It gets to the point where you do actually believe the lie and forget it was a lie in the first place. And the problem is is that it is impossible to get out of the lie, so you just have to hope that no one finds out it is a lie.
Anonymous
>>30674687 >won't be a bust Confirmed for not watching his last game
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>>30674650 >wasn't missing tackles >trying to hug his imaginary gf oh wow, lel
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30674650 >Thad F. Nogeeeff Anonymous
>>30674656 Claims that someone else made her up and tricked him
Likely he made her up
Blake griffin's jumper !pSVJEbYKNI
Anonymous
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>>30674656 he made her up with help from some of his friends
the article goes pretty deep into it
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>this whole entire story >mfw
Anonymous
the real question is why ESPN thinks this is good enough to be breaking news
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>>30674641 this fucking thread, my sides are gone forever
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>>30674650 >Thad F. Nogeeeff Anonymous
Anonymous
This is what happens when a gay athlete is made to feel ashamed and embarrassed by his sexuality.
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:41:26 No. 30674738 Report Anonymous
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There are WAY too many holes in his story
Anonymous
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>>30674675 I know this feel
I literally saw the Bears hired Marc Trestman at 2:20 AM on twitter
>come and see there is already a thread with 5 replies Anonymous
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>Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. >Te'o's Twitter profile description
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>>30674656 Deadspin says is a hoax by him, Manti says he was tricked.
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>30674728 it was stickied dude, of course it's big news
Anonymous
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>Implying the Oakland Raiders will care
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>>30674656 Both. He was in on it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Short summary what the fuck is happening right now pls
Anonymous
Tfw he falls so far the Patriots pick him up in the 3rd round
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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>>30674721 how do you date someone who doesn't exist if you aren't retarded? At least waifu's actually exist.
Anonymous
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>>30674734 my sides will not last beyond this night
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30674731 HAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA
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>>30674710 That's too bad. If it wasn't a recent episode it could be said that Te'o took his plan from the fucking Simpsons.
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30674641 My sides are travelling various galaxies
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>>30674656 The first one is what probably happened.
The second one is what he says happened in order to cover his ass.
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
Anonymous
>>30674590 >ESPN routinely runs stories prematurely >gets slammed for never factchecking >finally sits on a story to make sure its right >gets scooped by Deadspin Anonymous
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>>30674738 Don't believe him, see
>>30673961 Anonymous
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>>30674714 He knew the story was about to break, mind was other things.
Anonymous
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30674641 my sides have transformed to 5th dimensional beings and no longer exist in this plane
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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>>30674735 what are ya? gay
Anonymous
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how the fuck? i mean this type of tricking only happens here like with CGLL, COM, and Ice
FeelsJagMan !KesoCJaxJA
Anonymous
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>>30674769 ESPN has no clue how to journalism
Anonymous
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i am dying
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>>30674735 Piss off nigger.
Anonymous
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>30674731 so much comedy gold ITT
I'm dying
more OC
Anonymous
>>30674757 College handegg star has a story of his gf dying to become a big emotional story, the girl never existed though.
Anonymous
REDS bro !t8yQTwMPGY
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OH GOD MY SIDES!!! MY FUCKING SIDES! I AM DOUBLED FUCKING OVER LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! OH SHIT THIS IS COMEDY GOLD!!!!
Anonymous
jesus can you imagine what its like to be made fun of by the entire nation?
DutchFalconBro !tf3zaZYLHc
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>tfw people said Te'o was probably the safest pick this draft.
Anonymous
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>>30674711 p-p-p-p-p-please respond.........
Anonymous
So which is worse...>tfw no gf >tfw imaginary gf
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and this is why i come to /sp/ everyday
Anonymous
>>30674698 yeah, a REAL news network would jump to accuse him without proof
Anonymous
>tfw the whole nation finds out you've been unwittingly cybering with a dude for a whole year
Anonymous
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>yfw >tfwnogf becames an interenet meme and takes over the world wide web
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>>30674815 he tricked an entire nation
Anonymous
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:44:01 No. 30674831 Report Anonymous
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>45 minutes of no gf reporting
Jesus Zeus !!N/rXIUiSjoZ
I'm telling you it was either one girl/woman or multiple people including one doing all of this in order to extort him once he went pro.
Anonymous
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>>30674821 >tfw dead imaginary gf Anonymous
came here late, dont watch CFB. so let me get this straight
Anonymous
>>30674799 My sides are blasting off again
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imagine how bad this would be if he had actually won the Heisman because of this lie
Anonymous
Theres more holes in Te'o's story than a necrophiliacs victim in a japanese porno
Anonymous
thatfeelingwhen manti realized he jerked on cam for "Lennay" only to realize it is his bro Roniah.
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>yfw the Ravens draft this kid to replace Ray >yfw he creates inspirational waifu speeches >yfw da ravens win da super owl
Anonymous
>>30674845 OH GOD SOMEONE MAKE ONE OF THESE FOR HIM
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Anonymous
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>this NFL playoff promo in unexpectedly
Anonymous
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manti got owned hard. feel bad for this kid
Anonymous
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>>30674844 EVERY NIGHT FOR FOUR YEARS
Anonymous
Notre Dame fan here
Anonymous
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME>Patriots invading the Ta'o story FUCK YEAR
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30674447 Gene Wojciechowski on ESPN right now (he did a feature on Te'o) saying that in doing background research he couldn't come up with an obituary, couldn't find any record of a car accident, Te'o told him her family didn't want to be contacted and they declined to provide any pictures of her...And yet that didn't set off any red flagsfor ESPN and the interview went ahead
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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>>30674841 Is it possible to be this retarded?
Anonymous
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>tfw no gf >stickied
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>>30674641 my sides have ascended into the heavens
Anonymous
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>>30673961 so much this. get this to espn
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
>>30674827 >not replacing the pic with Manti Te'O Anonymous
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>>30674821 dead imaginary gf
Anonymous
>>30674844 He didn't make it up. He legitimately got trolled by a guy pretending to be a dude, maybe with some random girls help.
Anonymous
KUbro !IJHAWK.Jfo
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>talking nfl during this shitstorm
REDS bro !t8yQTwMPGY
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>>30674799 Holy shit there goes my sides again!
Anonymous
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"Come on Te'o learn how to kill people yourself!"
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>>30674841 see
>>30673961 There goes your theory.
GB !!i9X8R/z42Rt
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>>30674825 If it wasn't a hoax why would the South Bend Tribune print this: "Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te'o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes."
You think they just made up the story about them meeting, or did someone (Te'o) tell them?
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
>>30674831 >First Take tomorrow Anonymous
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>>30674881 pretending to be a girl*
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>>30674881 >This is what ND fans actually believe Anonymous
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>>30674821 18 years, 18 years, she had one of your imaginary kids, got you for 18 imaginary years!
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>>30674865 Notre Dame fans are fucking trash
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>>30674866 Exactly. It's a lie. A flat faced lie.
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>>30674711 Yeah, difference is that I never lied to the whole country when I was the most talked about player in college football.
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>mfw this entire thread
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>yfw the heisman winner gets too much gf
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>>30674881 He was in on it faggot.
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>yfw the Jest draft Te'o
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TEO'S SPAGETTI IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!
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has manti never heard of skype?
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HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER HE WAS NOT TRICKED HE WAS THE TRICKSTER
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>>30674881 >implying he wasn't in on it Anonymous
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>>30674852 of course, unless theyre gaybros where in this pic is more apropos.
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>>30674868 i was raging at how espn is taking the 'te'o is a victim' path
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Oh god this is hilarious
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So, how did they found out that it was a fake?
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>>30674865 at least we're not insulting his girlfriend though, that would be over the line
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>>30674881 He was in on it, don't be retarded.
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I kind of respect him for tricking ESPN like that.
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>>30674881 sounds plausible
the debate comes in where you decide if
>he got trolled >he made the shit up and is backtracking if he really had learned about it being a hoax on dec 26 and still referred to her on jan 3, then i think we'll know which it is
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>ESPN not talking about the hoax >acting like Schlereth is intelligent
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Manti Te'o faked his gf online, then killed his grandmother around the same time he decided to kill his "gf" off. Te'o was mad that his homosexual lover Tim Tebow was getting all of the attention on ESPN so he fabricated a girlfriend to piss him off and get attention. Tebow was not originally gay, however, and it is revealed he was the boy being raped by Jerry Sandusky when Mike McQueary walked in. The word got to Joe Paterno, who was later killed by McQueary after his firing for not listening. McQueary then became the fake gf of Manti Teo in order to "rid himself of the homosexual behavior he had seen in the locker room," but in reality wanted to have a big strong linebacker as a bf. Johnny Manziel noticed Teo as a threat to the Heisman so he switched bodies with AJ McCarron for the Alabama/A&M game in order to put Manziel in the spotlight. Manziel switched bodies with Eddie Lacy for the BCS championship in order to expose Teo as overrated, which explains why Teo failed to tackle Lacy on numerous occasions. Teo, in a fit of rage, had Mike McQueary killed after the "snugglebunny" post from his fake gf's twitter and then leaked to Deadspin himself that his gf was fake, and fabricated a sob story.>espn's face when
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my sides have evaporated
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BREAKING NEWS: Jadeveon Clowney ruled ineligible due to actually being a member of a technologically advanced skull hunting alien society.
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>>30674935 READ
THE
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ARTICLE
Really, everyone in this thread.
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>>30674637 >Thinking that Deadspin is not 400x more legitimate than ESPN Anonymous
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I don't like ND because Texas should have won the crystal coconut, but there is no way Te'o was in on it. He had everything to lose by making up a gf. I think that he just is a victim of circumstance, just like payton manning being considered good despite losing to the ravens.
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>had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality >had dreams grounded in reality
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SCREENCAP ANON BROKE IT
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>THE GIRLFRIEND THAT WAS NOT
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>Bud light, its the sign of a good time >"here we go"
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Hey, at least she never actually had leukemia.
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>>30674935 high school level research
which apparently the rest of the media didn't do when reporting the original story of her death
Jesus Zeus !!N/rXIUiSjoZ
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>>30674891 If that's true, then absolutely.
I just can't get over the Stockton-Modesto link. That's the Nigeria of California. Inland-middle-California is 90% poor people trying to find easy ways to get rich.
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>>30674952 >saging a sticky Based Gronk !kOwSkIjO32
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>Your dick will never be big or black enough to satisfy Lindsay Czarniak
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>>30674943 you act like tricking retards is hard
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>>30674935 They couldn't ANYTHING that proved she existed. No birth/death certs, no enrollment records, no record of the crash etc etc.
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>>30674935 there is no actual record of her existing
no orbituary, no record of her being enrolled, no news stories about her death/birth, and the pictures used on her account belong to someone else that deadspin found
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>>30674927 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HOLY FUCK
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>Mantai Teo and the girlfriend that was not
Anonymous
Ok, so, a question for everyone in this thread.
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>manti's balls right now
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>>30674907 damn not even an aggie but he's the fucking man
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Hey Faggots,
!Misha69pDc
Oh my god that is the greatest troll of all time.
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so your wif your futball coach and your going ovur plays wen the phone rings you answr it and the voice sez your gf is dead u tell your coach and he sez your gf never existed
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>Nov. 28, 2009: Te'o and Kekua meet after Stanford's 45-38 victory over Notre Dame in Palo Alto, according to the South Bend Tribune: "Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te'o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes." Kekua, a Stanford student, swaps phone numbers with Te'o.
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>>30674952 >not sports >sageing a sticky gb2 prison Australia
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>>30674908 >>30674921 >>30674941 different anon here. what is the evidence showing that he was in on it? I don't follow CFB
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HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
DON;T FORGET THE DEADSPIN WRITER IS A /SP/ARTAN
Chicago Style Hotdog !cf1.BvLZNA
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>>30674675 I saw that KC Green was writing the regular show comic and was like "oh fuck im gonna get a sticky on /co/' already a post 5 min before me with 40 replies ):
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> Te'o's face this morning when he realized the jig was up
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>all this OC
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>>30674986 Joe Flacco gives much better sex.
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>>30674292 > "car crash" > "Leukemia" LOLOLOLOLOL
Based Gronk !kOwSkIjO32
>>30674979 she only likes junkies
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>>30675006 read the article
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>>30674996 Tim Burke is a /sp/artan
he broke the original story on deadspin
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Today was a good day
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>>30675001 THIS
The story doesn't add up. Manti lied more than once, and his family lied to cover him as well.
!Misha69pDc
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>>30674310 More like the admin of the /sp/ IRC, x-9er. Rays fan, he's aight.
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30674993 Trickery at its finest
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>>30675001 jesus christ manti
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>>30675006 He's best m8s with the person who got the pictures to use for the profile
he made up stories about meeting her IRL,
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So how many are going to blame the Natty no-show on this? I don't want to hear more excuses for why Bama doesn't deserve its championships.
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>>30674865 dat mad
>>30674991 holy fuck I lel'd
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>>30674971 teehee. we beat cancer!
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
inb4 Manti Te'o blames football head injuries on this
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
Everything that makes /sp/ the best board on 4chan is right here in this thread.
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>this thread
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>Nov. 28, 2009: Te'o and Kekua meet after Stanford's 45-38 victory over Notre Dame in Palo Alto, according to the South Bend Tribune: "Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te'o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes." Kekua, a Stanford student, swaps phone numbers with Te'o.
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THIS IS IT GUYS
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JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
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Just In:
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LENNAAAAAAY
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>ESPN has been riding Teo's cock forever even though he's not that amazing >Gets caught and becomes a laughingstock to be forgotten
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someone should make a 30 for 30 line for it. what if i told you..
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>>30673961 Link/source of the January 3rd thing?
I have a faggot ND friend who keeps insisting he never said anything about her in january and I'm lazy
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>>30675040 >football reasons Manti is the new Stern
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This needs to be repeated and twitter'd>Te'o found out it was a hoax before December 26 >Te'o answered a question about his GF on January 3rd in an interview
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>>30674866 that quote from the father COULD be the result of Manti lying about going to see the guy.
1. either the father was lied to by Manti because manti was being gay with roniah tuiasopo
OR
2. the father was knowingly covering up the nonexistent gf with a story that says how close they are.
if it is (1.), then Manti has to lie on ESPN right now, only to face his father and create new lies tonight.
tl;dr: Manti's father might not have even known he's gay.
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>tfw hes coming out to his coaches/teamates as we speak
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>>30674759 >patriots >needing any more race-muddled overrated faggots playing for them Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
Aaron Rodgers just demanded that the packers do everything necessary to draft Teo or he is sitting out next year.
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ARE YOU FAGS FUCKING KIDDING ME?! PICK ON SOME OTHER FAN BASE. THE NOTRE DAME FAN BASE HAS GONE THROUGH MORE SHIT THEN ANY OTHER IN THE COUNTRY AND TONIGHT ONLY ADDS TO IT. I BET YOU ARE ALL BANDWAGON ROLL TIDE FAGS OR WHOEVER ELSE BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY FAGS WHO WOULD DO THIS SHIT. I SWEAR THE IRISH WILL WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT YEAR THEY HAVE ALL THE PIECES INTACT. FUCK YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC FAGGOTS YOU ARE ALL FUCKING NOTHING
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>>30675031 INTERNET
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You are now aware that Manti Te'o is confirmed for a virgin
Giants Gonna Gi !!H15b/0vzduO
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Te'o is lying harder than Lance Armstrong when he lied about PED use
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>>30675077 Already did in another thread but you missed it.
>it's okay because you're in based Turkey Chicago Style Hotdog !cf1.BvLZNA
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>>30675031 God damnit my sides.
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:51:32 No. 30675110 Report Quoted By:
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i guess even being on the football team can't get you a gf
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I don't even know anymore
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>>30675088 >being this mad that your star LB is a fucking lunatic Anonymous
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>>30675097 ahahahahaaahhaahahahaaahaaahahahhahahaaahhaaahaahahahahhahaahhaha
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>>30675080 I thought the interview they just played on ESPN was October 2nd?
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>>30674868 for all of the hardcore journalistic people they actually have, dead gf was pretty much the only angle that would make them not follow up.
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>>30675088 I LOVE YOUR TEARS
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>>30673961 >>30673961 >>30673961 >>30673961 just quoting that again
even if Teo was the victim of a hoax (which he clearly wasn't), he still used the lie/hoax to try to gain sympathy and win the Heisman. Tim Burke also implied on the radio that Te'o probably knew before December
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>>30674557 "Journalism" is not what ESPN does. They don't pretend to, either.
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>>30675088 >THE NOTRE DAME FAN BASE HAS GONE THROUGH MORE SHIT THEN ANY OTHER IN THE COUNTRY Like the deaths of fake GFs?
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>>30675102 i wanted to do one but i turns out i'm not creative
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DUPED
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jesus the amount of dick sucking espn is doing to make it seem like te'o is a victim
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I'm sorry, but did Manti Te'o's girlfriend already die? Oh, that's right. She never even existed. Can someone who never even existed ever really even die? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when she never existed? Lennay Kua has been the best imaginary girlfriend in college sports for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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>>30675074 I'm going to get a lot of use out of this
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>>30675031 Out-fucking-standing.
Lane Kiffin's Arrogant Swagger !aZC2uEddlY
Lane Kiffin's Arrogant Swagger !aZC2uEddlY Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:52:15 No. 30675142 Report Quoted By:
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FIFTY BUCKS SAYS MANTI TE'O GOES AN HER'O WITHIN THE NEXT 96 HOURS
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>>30675122 the girl in my dreams
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30675031 >>30674991 >>30675097 >this fucking thread >my sides when MVP of espee !!4o0LxytTdnn
I want to shoop this but don't have the original, who should I put in it?
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>>30675122 i think it's t'eo's ex-gf
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Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:52:38 No. 30675161 Report Quoted By:
>>30675031 OH MY GOD
THIS THREAD
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espn just said 'turns out he was hoaxed'
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ESPN is just so blunt about it >Manti Te'o's girlfriend did not exist
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HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>>30675031 You son of a bitch
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>>30675134 my fucking sides
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>See "Manti Te'o's Girlfriend did not exist" >go to /sp/ hoping for a >tfw no GF thread
Average !!aV92G9m5f8O
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>>30675134 >>30675097 I don't even remember what it was like to have sides.
REDS bro !t8yQTwMPGY
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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Hey guys, what do Manti Teo's girlfriend and Lebron James in the fourth quarter have in common?
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>this whole fucking thread
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>>30675134 oh my god my sides are antimatter
was watiting for this lel
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> mfw Manti must've never went to gf funeral
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CGLL WAS TEO'S GF
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>>30675124 I thought that interview was October 2nd.
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>>30675134 holy shit 10/10
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Giants Gonna Gi !!H15b/0vzduO
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>>30674113 im such a faget lel
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>>30675146 >mfw that happens Anonymous
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>>30675074 oh sweet jesus that's going to be the most useful picture ever
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>>30673995 and the players cant read
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i am in tears
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>>30675194 i would wish, he's a pretty good looking dude
i'd let him fuck my butt
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30673961 why is nobody covering this in the media?
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>>30675153 >dead fetus: fake GF >troubled mother: manti >person asking: deadspin writer >person calling him beautiful: brian kelly He says that's my gf
Please deliver someone
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>>30675190 It was Tensnake with a wig on
Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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>This whole fucking thread
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>BASED JOHN ANDERSON >DAT CLASS, DAT INTEGRITY
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It was all a big ruse to get more votes for the Heisman.
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:55:01 No. 30675243 Report Quoted By:
>>30675031 I fucking love you /sp/
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>>30675225 BECAUSE THE INTERVIEW WASN'T JANUARY 3rd IT WAS OCTOBER 2nd
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LEnny keKUa/LEKUMIA.
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Brian Hamilton @ChiTribHamilton
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I knew this would come handy some day...
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>>30675194 That wouldn't explain why Te'o's family was covering for him unless they're bizarro Mormons who were totally down with him being gay.
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>>30675163 they cant really say otherwise, they need actual hard evidence first
im sure the talk shows like PTI/ATH/First Take will be more realistic
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what espn is doing right now reminds me of what the WWE did the day after chris benoit was 'murdered'
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>>30675249 holy shit somebody contact ESPN
RIGHT
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SO THERE I WAS
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>>30675233 Jay Glazer just tweeted it.
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>>30675253 It ALMOST looks like Manti
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>bill simmons grinning like crazy
SealedSeven !!Y9SPPLvwK7F
What if Manti Teo was the one that started the >tfw no gf >tfw no gf >tfw no gf
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>this fucking thread
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I'm sorry, but did Te'o already lose? Oh, that's right. The investigation isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only just started. Does not having a gf at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the investigation is still on? Te'o are still playing right now and he has been the best player at Notre Dame how many years now? He is being reported on by one of the worst websites on the internet who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of having a gf. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Te'o ise one of the best fucking playersin the world, he went 12-1 last year and would of won the Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Teo'o wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the his gf just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Te'o topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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inb4 Oprah interview where he confesses he never had a girlfriend
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>>30674018 based oil changes
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30675043 thank you based swedishbro
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>>30675249 >lekumia you tried
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Honestly, the only thing that makes this story make sense is: Te'o is gay. I don't mean anything offensive by that, but think about it. He plays a very physical game with men and being "gay" isn't exactly accepted in the sports community. "Making up a girlfriend" gives him an excuse as to why his teammates never see him hooking up with chicks, bringing girls home, etc. Also he attended a very religious school in Notre Dame, were being gay isn't exactly accepted. Lastly, wouldn't a typical guy want to see naked pics of a girl he supposedly was dating? And then wouldn't she want to see pics of him? Depending on how long they "dated" or how long he said they did makes me think this was planned out or he at least took a small part in this. Again, not hating or anything but if you think about it that is one of the few things that makes sense.
Anonymous
Anonymous
bees !bezZZzZEdg
Sex Fiberglass !Q12EFbRk1k
Anonymous
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>>30675281 Manti confirmed shitposting all day with a German proxxy
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:57:12 No. 30675325 Report Quoted By:
I have stopped laughing for the last 15 minutes
Anonymous
"Whew!" - Lance Armstrong
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
Madison !AKB48NoE.s
Anonymous
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>>30675253 CROATIA CONFIRMED FOR MOST DISGUSTING POSTS GOAT
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Anonymous
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I saw the article a few hours ago when it had been posted only like 10 minutes before, can someone catch me up? He's claiming he was only dating her online now?
Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:57:48 No. 30675350 Report Quoted By:
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>>30675249 that isn't how you spell leukemia but close enough
Anonymous
>>30675327 who the fuck is Lance Armstrong?
Kicked in the Vick !k4VCeFJxd2
Anonymous
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>>30675316 Oh god I will never forget that first thread.
Manti Te'o Fake GF Lennay Kekua
Anonymous
Anonymous
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>>30675313 This needs to happen
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
Anonymous
Anonymous
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My fucking sides. Is Te'o fucking retarded or something? Does he really think anyone is going to believe his "I've been tricked" nonsense?
Anonymous
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>5'7" >have a gf
Anonymous
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>>30675352 he landed on the moon
Anonymous
>>30675008 >>30675103 source: i'm a sportswriter and you can trust me they all are at deadspin. think about it, if your job is more about reporting about the faggotry surrounding sports than the actual sports themselves, youre going to need to congregate somewhere.
Anonymous
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>deadspin article over 1.2 million views
!Misha69pDc
Anonymous
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based alpha board, they said
Kicked in the Vick !k4VCeFJxd2
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>>30675353 *leukennya
It has all the letters
Anonymous
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>>30675018 thats from 106.7 the junkies tshirt :)
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675253 Holy fuck... just looking at that... ugh...
Anonymous
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>>30675376 goddamn this thread is the best shit ever
Anonymous
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>>30674292 (Simultaneously)
>Manti's Dad: "Car crash." >Manti: "Leukemia." >... >Slowly look at each other. oh fuck my sides
Anonymous
>yfw he goes on oprah and says he's gay and is picked in the first round by seattle
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
ESPN BREAKING NEWS RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
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>>30675343 At least you tried
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>NBA tonight
Anonymous
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>30675388 best thread on /sp/ in a long time
I love you guys
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Thank goodness Manti's drawn attention away from my shirt.
Anonymous
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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DON;T FORGET THE DEADSPIN WRITER IS A /SP/ARTAN
Anonymous
Anonymous
>Jason McIntyre @TheBigLead
Anonymous
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>nobody has shooped the aborted fetus comments to match this yet
Anonymous
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Does this mean that Manti Te'o is more pathetic than /sp/?
Anonymous
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>>30675316 404: sides could not be located
Anonymous
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>>30675249 >LEKUMIA ya done goofed
Anonymous
EXCLUSIVE: ND grad sports journalists on facebook.
Anonymous
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>>30675376 that face holy shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675313 COMEDY FUCKING GOLD
Anonymous
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LIVE NEWS CONFERENCE FROM NOTRE DAME IN ONE HOUR
Anonymous
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Anonymous
>>30675373 Tim Burke used to be a trip here on /sp/.
Tim Burke is the guy who dropped this story.
Anonymous
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>>30675403 FUCK I KNEW IT
THATS WHY HE WASN'T AT THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Anonymous
LIVE NEWS CONF AT 8ET TONIGHT!!!
MarShonCribbs !!ovCeRmNsdN/
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like 99% of these tweets are cringeworthily bad jokes, my goodness
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30673882 >things i can post because i'm anon When I was in highschool and at my anti-social peak, a guy put together an elaborate fake person to lure me in to an online relationship. I thought I had a kick-ass girlfriend. I told my friends we'd met in person to save myself embarrassment.
To break of the relationship, he fabricated a fake death. I believed it for a long time before I hacked "her" email and found out what was going on.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rei !YHSOhUA0Ps
Anonymous
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so lebron back to cleveland? what is that about
Anonymous
Are we archiving these threads?
Anonymous
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>>30675447 no way, where and who?
JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
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What if I were to tell you that a season of triumph that started off as magical as one man's underwear could end up going so horribly wrong? And that one team's title chances could become as nonexistent as their star player's girlfriend?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Give me back my sides
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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I didnt even know about his ded faux gf
Anonymous
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>>30675442 lelelelelelelelel
Anonymous
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i guess you can add "great self-motivator" to manti's scouting report
Anonymous
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>>30675442 MY
FUCKING
SIDES
ARE
GETTING
BLOWN
THE. FUCK. OUT.
Anonymous
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SportsCenter on ESPNews right now
Anonymous
>that fucking deadspin story
Anonymous
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>>30675430 >heather cocks YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
OR CAN YOU?
Kicked in the Vick !k4VCeFJxd2
>>30675442 Was waiting for it
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>says he met her >pics of her are some random girl from FB >apparently he can't tell the difference
Anonymous
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>>30675442 worth every second m8
Anonymous
>>30675457 Post a timestamp Manti or I don't believe its actually you
Anonymous
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>tfw they will never mention how you dont have a gf live on espn
Anonymous
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SO DID HE ACTUALLY HAVE AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP OR NOT?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30675442 Oh god please don't tell me that's a fetus
Anonymous
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Does he really think everyone is retarded?
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
Anonymous
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>>30675442 I CAN'T HANDLE THE THREAD
Anonymous
>>30675493 it took 5 minutes
Anonymous
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>>30675442 Oh god. Why didn't I think of that.
Based Jays Aficionado !mUJMi/v0qw
Not sure if this has been posted yet.
Anonymous
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>>30675442 yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Anonymous
Anonymous
Chip Kelly thinks this is hilaroious too!
www.fanhouse.com Anonymous
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>>30675496 Same. Decided to just make it instead.
Anonymous
DeAndre !!D52Lo94CkGR
>Stickying this shit
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
Anonymous
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hahah faggot teo didnt trick me, he seemed too lax about that shit everytime they showed it on tv
Anonymous
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I'm in tears right now. You're amazing /sp/.
Anonymous
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THIS IS A VAST CONSPIRACY TO ASSASSINATE THE CHARACTER OF NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675493 yes, i completed elementary school
Anonymous
chanarchive (.) COM SLASH request_votes
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>>30675524 this shit is too good
Anonymous
>>30675500 This is a good point. He, not the school or his fake girlfriend, is the one who distributed the pictures. How could he not tell that it wasn't her?
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>>30675519 I got up to the part about poor Reba but then there was another 8 paragraphs, too long bro
Anonymous
>>30675442 whats the story behind the original anyways?
Anonymous
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>>30675418 To be fair, deadspin was BUILT to devote their resources to researching such behind the scenes faggotry in sports (cock pics, broadcaster drama, media faggotry). and built by a gay guy.
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WHAT IF HE ISN'T EVEN A MORMON?
Anonymous
I'M THE BEST FUCKING CHRISTIAN, I SHOULD HAVE WON THE HEISMEN.
Lane Kiffin's Arrogant Swagger !aZC2uEddlY
Lane Kiffin's Arrogant Swagger !aZC2uEddlY Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:03:42 No. 30675576 Report Quoted By:
>>30675524 That's it. I lost it. I'm fucking crying right now I'm laughing so hard.
Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
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>>30675442 OH MY FUCKING GOD
COMEDY GOLD
Anonymous
>>30675524 NOT FOR NOTHIN'
I CAN SEE IT
I DREAMED IT
I CAN FEEL IT SLOWLY DRIFTIN' AWAY FROM ME
NO MORE CHANCES IF YOU BLOW THIS
YOU BOGUS
I WILL NEVER EVER LET YOU LIVE THIS DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
Anonymous
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Look at his eyes
Anonymous
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>>30675524 Dohohohohohohoho
Anonymous
RT @georgewrighster: Manti Te'o skipped the senior bowl to get out of answering these questions...
Anonymous
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>>30675568 It's a fetus.
Literally. It's exactly what it looks like.
Anonymous
>>30675500 He obviously lied about meeting her in person because he was too embarrassed to say he only had an online gf.
Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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>>30675442 AHAHAHHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH
Anonymous
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Notre Dame, where real deaths are covered up and downplayed and fake deaths are glorified
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Hey Faggots,
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30675476 archive.foolz.us/sp archives everything
In fact, checking the link to this thread after it's gone should send you straight to the archive
Anonymous
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>>30675524 I CAN NO LONGER FEEL MY SIDES
Anonymous
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>>30675584 Probably true, but elite prospects don't play in the Senior Bowl anyway.
Anonymous
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>>30675575 >yfw you find out Klein wasn't actually a virgin when he got married And nah bra Manziel totally deserved it just look at both QB's bowl game performances
Anonymous
Why the fuck would this FOB make up such a ridiculously fake story? What the fuck is his probleM? is he insane?
Anonymous
Anonymous
the only explanation is that he is gay right?
Anonymous
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>Notre Dame's Manti Te'o says he was victim of a 'sick joke' and is embarrassed by hoax story
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>having an imaginary girlfriend
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>>30675524 Oh this shit just keeps getting better and better
Anonymous
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MY SIDES COULD. GO. ALL. THE. WAY!!!
Anonymous
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>>30675590 still doesn't explain KNOWINGLY using a random chick's pictures
Anonymous
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>>30675503 Heh.
Seriously, though, it happened. Since I'm not Mormon, I'd have rather it had been hiding a gay relationship, or an elborate publicity stunt.
Anonymous
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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>>30675442 oh god, I love /sp/ right now
Anonymous
this story is literally too much for my body to handle, good lawd notre dame is just a clusterfuck of...fuckups>head coach is a murderer >best player is a fucking liar cheat who tried to manipulate the Heisman voting with a FUCKING FAKE GIRLFRIEND DYING OF CANCER >team blows cock and gets nationally embarassed by getting butt fisted by the glorious Alabama war machine for 60 minutes >school full of closet pedophiles
Rei !YHSOhUA0Ps
Anonymous
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>>30675534 >Not getting dubs with that pic Anonymous
Anonymous
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HOW CAN HE SAY HE IS THE VICTIM WHEN HE HAS THIS FUCKING INTERVIEW WHERE HE IS SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT SOMEONE WHO NEVER EXISTED?
Anonymous
The amount of people that just went >tfw no gf proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
Anonymous
> Alabama reenacts Te'o's girlfriend's funeral
Anonymous
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2013 has started off well, /sp/
Anonymous
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>>30675524 wow you can't make this shit up.. or can you
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675613 see all those awards he has?
there ya go, people eat up shit like this and aren't about to question deaths
Anonymous
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>>30675615 compulsive liar
attention whore
hilarious troll
Anonymous
why didn't he just say he was available? im sure he'd have catholic girls all over his dick
Anonymous
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>>30675615 he's probably gay
probably has brain problems from concussions
combine that with the fact that he has the genetic handicap of being a dumb islander
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30675442 LEL
>>30675497 Notre lame pls go
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>30675442 holy shit my sides
this is one of the greatest threads ever
Anonymous
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>>30675590 So your saying in every interview, where he is describing how she looks in detail, is him lying to hide the fact that he's never met her?
Manti confirmed for being the dumbest motherfucker in the world.
>or maybe it's because he is the one who made it all up you fucking idiot Anonymous
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>Notre Dame
Anonymous
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>>30675541 MODS
HEY MODS
BAN THIS GUY!!!!!
>>30675541 Anonymous
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>>30675650 /sp/ has put its shooting boots on today, nothing but gold in these threads
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
MVP of espee !!4o0LxytTdnn
>>30675442 haha thanks, I mentioned it in the thread. now I don't gotta make it
10/10
JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
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Tim Burke on Petros and Money right now.
Anonymous
PROOF TEO IS GUILTY AS FUCK:
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865564585/Manti-Teo-A-career-that-has-come-full-circle.html?pg=all “They started out as just friends,” Brian Te’o said. “Every once in a while, she would travel to Hawaii, and that happened to be the time Manti was home, so he would meet with her there. But within the last year, they became a couple."
Anonymous
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>Guys I'm a victim!
Anonymous
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OH man, he is just like us!!
Anonymous
oh my fucking god, what is going on
Anonymous
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Te'o is clearly gay with the guy that created his fake girlfriend.
Anonymous
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>>30675524 MY SIDES HAVE BECOME OUT SIDES
Anonymous
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someone shop manti on to this
Anonymous
Anyone thing Te'o had a gf tulpa?
Anonymous
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>>30675563 Because he never actually met her, he just claimed he did to save himself embarrassment.
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
Anonymous
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don't act like we haven't all done it
Anonymous
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>>30675687 Are you retarded? Did you not read the Deadspin article where it says all of this?
Anonymous
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>>30675524 ESPN is now reporting my sides do not exist
Anonymous
>Manti has a romantic night with his gf.jpg
Anonymous
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>>30675687 BRIAN TE'O IN ON IT TOO
WE CONFIRMED HOAX
MANTI TE'O GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>noter dayme Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
Anonymous
Regardless of his sexuality, the only way Manti's getting out of this is by claiming to be gay.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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oh God, so, when we think back to what this year was about in december, this is going to be one of the biggest things.
Anonymous
Guys
Anonymous
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>>30675524 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
>>30675650 I don't know where WWE thought they were going with that storyline
Anonymous
This one isn't as good as my mantikun. But "Lenny Kakua" to all my friends on /sp/
Anonymous
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Poor guy is in a bad situation
Anonymous
>>30675683 >implying /sp/ made it because you said it fuck off faggot
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30675718 what the fuck am i looking at
Anonymous
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>>30675615 Given that his father gave quotes that implied she had visited Manti in Hawaii, I think either Manti was lying to his father about being gay or his father might have been the one to take a simple gf story and give it the details that seemed more legit. maybe he knows his son is gay
SeminFace !wMJFPxjCio
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Is the BossCrab here?
Anonymous
God damn Manziel has got some swag
Anonymous
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>>30675718 i'm not sure what i'm looking at
Anonymous
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the fact that he didn't even skype her is the most hilarious thing.
Anonymous
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>>30675732 /sp/ pls stop
im going to die
Anonymous
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>>30675744 Manti Te'o's gf
Anonymous
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>>30675662 I'd say he was gay, but I don't get why he couldn't just fake date some real girl as a cover.
Anonymous
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>>30675732 That's the island greeting that we say to you
From the land where feel trees sway
Anonymous
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>manti teo's story.jpg
Anonymous
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>>30675400 I have been put on the IR with a season-ending sides injury
Anonymous
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>>30675751 big dick swinging
Anonymous
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This skyrockets to the number one funniest thing to happen in sports. By far.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675687 Te'o spent the time "with his girlfriend" sitting in his car outside a Safeway reading /sp/ on his phone.
Anonymous
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>>30675693 because he thought he had a real GF
Anonymous
>>30675727 Notre Dame fans
and ESPN wants it to be true but they know it isn't
Anonymous
>>30675727 some people are probably giving him some benefit of the doubt, but there is no way anyone thinks he is 100% innocent after reading all the evidence
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44 Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:09:41 No. 30675780 Report Quoted By:
>>30675703 The thought actually crossed my mind, but gay's more likely.
>>30675723 no u
Anonymous
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>>30675718 >in the belly button wat
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
So....why did he make it up? He doesn't want to be seen as a loser? This is the only part of the story that doesn't make sense. He could have fucked any girl on campus if he wanted to.
Anonymous
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>that fake internet commercial
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
Anonymous
JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
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>>30675731 HHH went on to beat Kane at the PPV.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30675732 haha, his family must be so ashamed
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
THAT STATE FARM COMMERCIAL
Anonymous
>mfw tfw no gf is officially sports related
Anonymous
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:10:21 No. 30675808 Report Quoted By:
>>30675626 at least templeton didn't finish second for the pulitzer
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>E!SPN having commercials about lying on the internet and dating people you meet on the internet
MVP of espee !!4o0LxytTdnn
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>>30675734 I even posted the RG3 version earlier and asked /sp/ who should be in it, don't be autistic.
doesn't matter though, I like the one that got made.
Anonymous
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>ctrl-F sides >51 results
Anonymous
>>30675751 I can't wait to see his faggot ass raped in the NFL.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675687 his father could simply be retelling lies he was told. now if his father said on the record anywhere that he had met her, this reaches another level.
Anonymous
>>30675787 because >tfw no gf
and to sympathy his way into completely undeserved attention and awards
Anonymous
Why I think is funnier is that deadspin schooled ESPN again...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675778 I'm a big ND fan and I don't believe him.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675797 They were in on it
Anonymous
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>>30675819 they gave deadspin credit, though
Anonymous
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>>30675809 OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS!
Anonymous
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>DAT FUCKING STATE FARM COMMERCIAL
Lane Kiffin's Arrogant Swagger !aZC2uEddlY
Lane Kiffin's Arrogant Swagger !aZC2uEddlY Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:11:11 No. 30675834 Report Quoted By:
>>30675809 That's OVER 120lbs and pussy and ass!
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:11:12 No. 30675837 Report Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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>>30675751 MANZIEL LETTIN DAT SWAG FLY
Anonymous
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>>30675787 The nation wouldn't have even given a fuck about this guy if he wasnt going through "so much sorrow omg he so strong surivin 2 deaths omgee"
Anonymous
FOR EVERYONE QUESTIONING WHY HE DID IT
Anonymous
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>>30675819 they've been saying
deadspin.com all night
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675818 >undeserved he played pretty well to be fair
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675819 the blonde girl gave credit to deadspin when she first stated it
she'll probably be fired
Anonymous
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>inb4 edited version of the rocket power pasta
Anonymous
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>ignore bitches wanting a nationally famous player >stick with fake gf >suddenly "victim" >my sides when
Anonymous
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>>30675787 publicity and sympathy from the story when it made national news
how he thought he could fake an imaginary person's death without anyone finding out eventually is beyond me
Anonymous
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>>30675805 /sp/ found a way
this is the greatest day in /sp/'s history
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30675727 Of course not. Only the most butthurt ND fans believe him, but deep down they know he's lying. Yet again.
Anonymous
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW TA'O CAN POSSIBLY BE THE VICTIM HERE? I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HE CAN
MarShonCribbs !!ovCeRmNsdN/
>>30675787 only explanation that fits is gay cover-up
MerK !LcByZUO73M
Anonymous
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>inb4 Te'o claims to be European to get out of this
JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
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>>30675819 ESPN has known about this story for 10 days.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>cart driven by Lennay Kekua goes on a rampage.gif
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30675844 >mfw it comes out that Manti Te'o is involved in a menage a trois with Aaron Rodgers and Jay Cutler Anonymous
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Found this gem in the ESPN comments.
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>They started out as just friends," Brian Te'o said. "Every once in a while, she would travel to Hawaii, and that happened to be the time Manti was home, so he would meet with her there. >But within the last year, they became a couple. And we came to the realization that she could be our daughter-in-law. Sadly, it won't happen now. http://articles.southbendtribune.com/2012-10-12/sports/34419536_1_brian-and-ottilia-manti-te-o-irish-head-coach >the city of manti Anonymous
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>>30675870 >I don't understand how he can it's impossible that he is , that's why you don't understand
Anonymous
>>30675814 i'm with you brother. we should watch the first game together when he turns out to be like tim teboq
Anonymous
Anonymous
REDS bro !t8yQTwMPGY
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>tfw made up gf
Anonymous
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What feed are you guys watching? ESPN News?
Anonymous
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I guess Bama smashed his entire life out of reality.
Anonymous
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"tfw no gf" made me lol harder than anything on 4chan ever
Anonymous
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>>30675891 DON'T SULLY BASED DIABETES NAME
Anonymous
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>>30675901 He's going to end up being the GOAT?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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so is Te'o a virgin? Clearly he's never had a gf at least in college
Anonymous
>>30675871 Gay still makes no sense. Just date some hoes as a cover.
Anonymous
Hey guys want to see my gf?
Anonymous
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thread of the year, havent LOL'd this many times in a spee thread ever
Anonymous
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Man he is fucked for life. This shit is going to follow him for a long time. He won't be able to play a down in the NFL without hearing shit about this. Would not be surprised if he killed himself
Anonymous
Anonymous
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FOR THOSE WHO MISSED THE STATE FARM COMMERCIAL JUST ON ESPN:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmx4twCK3_I Anonymous
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>>30675819 >ESPN won't even give deadspin credit either lol but they did. numerous times too. stop shitposting, you should be as embarrassed as tao
Anonymous
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>>30675837 >inb4 ND fans say that he was lying about his girlfriend's family in order to cover up the fact that he never met her Fucking Notre Dame.
Anonymous
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>>30675906 woman meets her date she met online
he's not a french model
he's a fat ugly guy
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
>tfw no qt 3.14 Filipino fake internet gf
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NO WONDER WHY HE PLAYED LIEK SHIT DURING THE NC GAME
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MAKE THE DEAD GIRL PRODUCE HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE
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>>30675870 Because he's playing it that some internet girl played him.
Approximately 0 people believe it.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????????????????????????????
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
>mfw some team is going to draft this fucking beta
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>>30675883 My obliques have found the 6th dimension.
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>Notre Dame in charge of qt3.14 GFs
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>>30675955 Oh my god, it's as if he was trolling for trolling's sake
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>>30675927 he's a Mormon. Theyre retarded
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30675860 WHAT HAVE MY SIDES DONE TO DESERVE THIS TONIGHT?
HAHAHAAH
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>>30675958 perfect for the jests
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>>30675927 HOES BE ACKIN UP
YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER FAKE GF
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best thread of all time?
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>>30675929 Change the filename it no longer works!
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
>>30675942 I was going to post something here but the file limit was reached
fuck
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>>30675955 only a master ruseman can fool himself
truly an ELITE
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>>30675955 what the fuck is with this guy
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If Te'o had been told by ND about the story in December, could that partially explain his mediocre BCS title game?
Anonymous
If ESPN has known the story for 10 days, that would mean they got it on Jan 6. And what happened on Jan 7 that was televised on ESPN?
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I would bet my house on this guy being gay and making this up to cover up his relationship.
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>>30675955 Holy fuck
I wonder if he ever fucking woke up one day and realized how much shit he was actually in
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>>30675779 At best, I think he lied to make his girlfriend sound more legit than she was.
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>Mfw he signs with the Pats because they love his dirty underhanded ways
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>>30675996 Tomorrow morning is that day
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>>30675215 >Doesn't know about SEC Guy >Being this mad at the south The purpose of the SEC Guy character is to make fun of the South. He's the creation of a radio host in Houston. I'm telling you this because being mad is bad for your look.
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:16:03 No. 30676014 Report Quoted By:
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>>30675955 ELITE, INB4 HE GETS DRAFTED BY BELICHECK AND BECOMES THE GREATEST MLB OF ALL TIME
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IS THIS THE YEAR OF /SP/?
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IF HIS NEW NICKNAME ISN'T "THE LYIN HAWAIIN " I'LL LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY
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>>30675974 THIS FUCKING THREAD
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>tfw ray lewis has killed more people than Manti has dated
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his internet GF killled herself after he lost, but in reality it was a tide fan troll.
>>30674140 he does he pretty much gets paid to shitpost really.
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>>30675958 >implying the Jets won't trade multiple draft picks to get him You're giving them too much credit.
ReindeerPaws !PpNzKhAKto
Te'o wasn't missing tackles in the National Championship game. He was just hugging his girlfriend.
Anonymous
Is there anyone that legitimately believes this story as it's being reported? Does Notre Dame and Manti Te'o really think we're that stupid? We're talking about a 21 year old male superstar athlete in a COLLEGE ENVIRONMENT and he decided to settle down with an online girlfriend, who he never even fucking met?!?! I don't care if it's a private religious school. There's no way he was a victim in this situation and fuck all those involved in it. He was the feel-good story of the year and it was heartwarming thinking about him rallying to victories for his team after suffering the heartbreak of losing his grandma and girlfriend. But now the shit dishing PR mother fuckers at ND are going to to feed us this pile of horse shit to continue to fuel the Manti Te'o hype train? Fuck off. Come clean, ND. Come clean, Manti Te'o. You fucked up letting this happen and you fucked up trying to hide it. Just come forward and tell the truth. Lance Armstrong finally admitted his years of lying and cheating and during the hype from that, you're going to veil the truth? Get fucked ND. I hope you put together 5-7 seasons for the rest of eternity and become the face mediocrity. Get fucked Manti Te'o. I hope you do get drafted by the Bills, as some predict, and you spend the rest of your career being the best player on a shithole team. I'm tired of hearing about this USDA Grade A 100% gluten-free, reduced fat, low sodium, heart-healthy, organic bullshit.
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>>30674278 >Implying Jaxon Waxon Flaxon Axon wasn't the first to confirm it. Anonymous
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>>30675787 While I'd put my money on the "gay" angle, for sake of argument, being able to fuck anyone on campus is worthless with social anxiety. Even worse when coupled with Mormon sensibilities.
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>>30676016 hahhahahhaahhahhaahhahh
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>>30676022 >THE LYIN HAWAIIN Anonymous
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>Piccolo fucks Te'os girlfriend.
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>>30676029 Stop repeating jokes from earlier.
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>>30676018 belicheck loves those "reformation projects" and half sleeve hoodies.
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>>30675958 either jets or raidersw.
He'd fit perfectly with foot fetishes and cuckholding
Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
Anonymous
But I thought American athletes were alpha?
Anonymous
>Manti Te'o introducing his girlfriend to a teammate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSf_P38SamY Anonymous
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>>30675883 Driver: Lannay Kekua
People: Notre Dame's public relations
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>tfw "tfw no gf" becomes a mainstream sensation
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
>>30675988 just try again. it said that for me earlier
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Madison !AKB48NoE.s
Te'o at the chinese restaurant
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
Anonymous
What if I told you, some girls are just too good to be true?>tfw no gf : The Manti Te'o Story
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>>30676050 shut up some of us just got home from work
!Misha69pDc
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>>30676078 HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>mfw this thread has over a thousand posts so far and it's not even the first thread on this subject
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30676080 Sides status: Obliterated
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>>30676080 6.9/10 would watch
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I'm confused, so this guy pretended he had a gf who died but she never existed? Is that long story short?
JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
>>30675993 Multiple sources have confirmed ESPN had known 10 days ago. They were too scared to run it.
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>>30676022 Email that shit to ESPN
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Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>>30676063 another epic meme created by le reddit
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>>30675122 a camwhore on a japanese website
she plays videogames and cosplays sometimes.
shit is cash
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I guess Manti Te'o will be a graduate from No True Dame!
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>>30674710 >season 23 dropped
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>>30676090 that was word for word copied from someone's tweet
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>>30676080 >tfw no gf: The Manti Te'o Story YES
YES
FUCKING YES
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Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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>>30676102 Yes.
I fucking love you /sp/
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>>30676055 >Hawaii >American Nigga you stupid
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>>30676102 Yep, and his family was in on it.
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WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T "GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA" start playing when you open this thread?
remedy this shit mods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5i8elB2-wY Anonymous
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>>30674650 >Thad. F. Nogeeeff Every fucking time
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CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
Manti Te'o will star in the next adaptation of Fight Club. In this movie, he believes he is having sex with a woman named Lennay Kekua, but through a series of events, he finds out that there is no Lennay Kekua, and he was really having sex with his hand the whole time.
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>>30675955 this cannot be real. can someone confirm?
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>>30676102 You forgot the worst part. Claimed she died to get sympathy.
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmx4twCK3_I Manti Teo will be in the next version of this State Farm commercial
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>>30676091 >>30676123 this is the greatest day of my life
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>>30676121 >filename god damn anon you do it again
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Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>30676064 Weird I refreshed and it looked like it was fixed but it disappeared again.
I'm not gonna post it now though, it was just a Wyatt Mann cartoon about marrying Asians. Was going to post it as a joke. Not very relevant to the thread
Keep up the OC everyone I can't stop laughing
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>>30676164 its legit
his entire feed is stuff like that
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>>30676104 >too scared to run it More like too deep in Notre Dame's ass to run it
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>>30674208 He'd probably be better off to just say he's a gay guy, whether his is or isn't.
The media will take it easier on him if he spins it and says he was a fag all along.
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>>30676080 I have pain in my sides from laughing so hard. It hurts.
11/10 post.
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>>30676176 oh boy here we go
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/sp/ has gathered its greatest punologists to address this matter
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Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
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Not sure why people are mad at Te'o. Tim Tebow spent every year of his career in a relationship with a made-up person who died tragically.
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i feel bad for the kid. there is more to this story then what's being reported. this is the sensationalist shit that most of the media loves putting out there. however, i'd be a liar if I said i wasn't laughing my ass off. I feel somewhat conflicted...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUJagb7hL0E Notre Dame just announced this will be their new Fight Song
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The 30 for 30 will be the greatest since the OJ Simpson one
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Who has had more gf's in their lifetime:
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
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Just a day in the life of Manti.
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So..............wut
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>>30676080 hahhahahhahhhahahaaa
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>>30673886 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>30676104 >They were too scared to run it. Are they scared of ratings?
LE FUNNAY MEMEZ
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@LennayKay is Te'o's fake dead GF
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>Not sure why people are mad at Te'o. Tim Tebow spent every year of his career in a relationship with a made-up person who died tragically.
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>>30676201 He should just say that he stabbed 2 dudes to death in a bar and was covering it up.
His draft stock would rise
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>>30675883 I thought I lost my sides, but it turns out, they never existed.
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!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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>>30676176 could be better, but good idea
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>>30676212 hey that's pretty clever, you should be a deadspin commenter, they'd love you there
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>>30676230 Now that the jig is up, they are both single.
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Breaking- Rudy's friend Pete who allegedly died in a steel mill explosion never existed, his existence and death a hoax
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This guy will literally never shake the "he must be in the closet" assumption now
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>>30676248 what the actual FUCK
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>mfw it's my birthday and this is the greatest birthday present I could have ever asked for
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shiit im goin' to archive this shit!!
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How is this different than being religious?
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lmao i bet over half of the people calling him sad and pathetic for having a pretend girlfriend jerk off to cartoons or have waifus
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>>30676248 oh for fuck sake teo, true ruseman
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>>30676248 I guess Te'o has fake eyes then? LOL
>america confirmed for not having eyes Anonymous
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This is the best day.
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>>30676274 Rodgers was behind this.
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>>30676253 >mad that his team lost and their star player is a lying beta Anonymous
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>>30676276 joe flacco is that you
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>all dis comedy platinum
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>>30676253 0/10
-1/10 for saging a sticky
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30676123 GODDAMN IT CARLOS
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>Making up stories about people dying of Cancer >Covering up Rapes/Sexual Assaults >Putting students in scissor lifts in dangeorus conditions
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REDS bro !t8yQTwMPGY
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>tfw made up gf
Token Miami Sports Fan !tZsGgTBOzw
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I have no idea what's going on
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>CGLL never existed >Te'o's gf never existed
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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Monti's biopic
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Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend never would have died if she had a gun
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>>30676269 well done charles tillmans leverag
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so is he the /sp/ new autist sports hero?
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>>30676212 holy fuck
1000/10 thread.
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Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44 Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:25:21 No. 30676342 Report 17 years in paint
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>>30674650 Based fuckin Thad
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>>30676317 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAhA IM AUDIBLY LAUGHING
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>>30676331 He's /sp/'s biggest hero since Ian.
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>>30676123 Fuck's sake Carlos
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>>30676091 >implying /sp/ isn't the greatest place ever Anonymous
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>Tensnake being involved in a thread where someone is outed as lying for attention
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>>30676255 MY SIDES ARE CRUCIFIED
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>>30676271 That was his brother
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>>30676307 easily my most hated CFB team now
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I hate Notre Dame to the core but even I can't take this. It's too cringeworthy.
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>this thread
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you guys remember that time when i tricked you into thinking my girlfriend was dead?
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01/16/2013
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>>30676341 >>30676350 he's one of the local sports radio hosts here and would fit in on /sp/
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You know what this means, right guys?
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jesus christ america
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Brian Scalabrine joined twitter and this story broke all in the same day/night.
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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Touchdown Jesus is actually just lifting his arms in disgust, "I have no idea what to do with these people, America."
!Misha69pDc
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>30675953 hahaha fuck yes
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>>30676390 SOMEONE SHOOP THIS
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god damn, College Football has been comedy gold central this season
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>>30676372 100/10 well done
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>>30676342 MY SIDES HAVE BEEN HIT WITH AN RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
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>>30676372 Can't wait to see what their cover about it is
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>sticky
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whatever. at least now the vikings are gonna be able to draft his ass late in the 2nd.>where's your gf manti? >you never met her, she doesnt go to school here
REDS bro !t8yQTwMPGY
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>>30676384 I concur. I have laughed uncontrollably at times in this thread.
JW10 !jAYZ.yswag
>This is stickied >Important relevant sports threads aren't (Cup final threads, transfer deadline day, eternal Arsenal, etc.)
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>30676425 FUCKING STOP IT
I can't stop fucking laughing oh my god
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>>30676029 fuckin lold
CAPTCHA: liesJus forming
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>Te'o tries online dating.gif
!Misha69pDc
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>>30676446 Come back when they win a trophy.
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What if Manti Te'o and Lennay Kekua were the same person?
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>>30676446 >implying anyone gives a shit about yurop shit how does it feel to be inferior to collegiate athletics?
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BREAKING: Manti just beat chris chan in GOAT beta
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>>30676446 just realize you're not relevant, yurop
Sex Fiberglass !Q12EFbRk1k
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>>30676390 ALL MY YES, DO IT!
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>>30676446 why is britain so assdevastated?
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>>30676446 >Important relevant sports threads >soccer shit Anonymous
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>Teo in charge of dead girlfriends
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FreewayRicky !!RHm1xSmzYjJ
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>>30676446 Haha nigga fuck that stupid divegrass yuropoorshit
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>>30676446 >implying this isn't an important and relevant sports thread Nigga scammed everyone
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>>30676446 >Arsenal >relevant Anonymous
>Captain of big time college football team >End up in something like this.
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>>30676446 >still hasn't accepted USA and its interests as the center of the world OH UK
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>>30676446 >implying this isn't the biggest deal in American sports right now >implying anyone cares about Britbong sports 0/10
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>>30676446 >Arsenal >relevant Anonymous
Manti forever>the lyin hawaiian
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>>30676253 >saging a sticky Anonymous
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>>30676446 Because fuck your Yuropoor sports, this is comedy fucking gold.
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>>30676446 I hear Lennay Kekua won a trophy with Arsenal.
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>>30676469 11/10
This thread cannot get any better. So many lels have been had.
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>>30676446 not my fault soccer has no drama and is boring during the offseason
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Te'o confirmed for football's CWC since he got fooled by his "sweetheart"?
Anonymous
>>30673837 >tfw you just got Christian Weston Chandler'd Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>30676446 because it's an American website faggot
fuck off
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
Jovocop !wwzJOVOjL2
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
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CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>image limit reached
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Don 't watch Amfootball, made this based on thread, enjoy
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Teo's gf is just like RG3's acl.
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>>30676446 Name the last time a Yuropean sport had a funny moment like this outside of MESSI MESSI MESSI spam.
I'm waiting
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>>30676526 inb4 month long string of Sheikie shit talking
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Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
So is he going to be booed loudly at the draft?
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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>>30676526 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
BEST FUCKING THREAD I'VE BEEN A PART OF
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>>30676569 your effort is appreciated
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ND alum here. I'm 90% sure he is gay. This is the worst beard ever. I feel so duped. Goddamn season couldn't have ended any worse.
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>>30676390 >The city of Tensnake Anonymous
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>>30676569 >not even reading the thread Anonymous
>>30676585 His only hope is to come out ASAP and say he made her up because he was afraid of discrimination
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>>30676496 Exactly. Like I posted on another thread, our football team sucks. But yeah even the backup kickers get tail. Get it together ND.
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Hey JW10:
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>>30676596 I'd pity you, but this is too damn hilarious.
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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>>30676548 >Manti Teo you have small dick you can go fuck yourself and you never get the girl you only get fucked by dead dogs you no goof mothefucker BASED FUCKING SHEIK!!!!
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>>30676569 thank you brit we appreciate you
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HOW COULD HE NOT GET A REAL GF?
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TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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haha ty guys for this thread im posting all the OC on reddit for delicious karma
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HEY MANTI TEO'S GF
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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>>30676533 cant breathe laughing so hard
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>wake up >BREAKING NEWS: MANTI TEO IS A BETA PUSSY BITCH >mfw
Jovocop !wwzJOVOjL2
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
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>>30676597 tensnake has been caught so many times it's funny as fuck how beta he is.
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>>30676537 >>30676541 Holy shit, that was in the same minute
Somebody needs to bring blow up dolls to Te'o's future matches
JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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is twitter broked
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The Big East has released a statement claiming they are a hoax.
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>>30676596 Just wait for some sanctions
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GOD DAMN
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>>30676230 hmm i will give my nigga tensnake the nod over te'o
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>>30676609 >LDS >coming out Pick one.
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>>30676658 the sheik is so amazing
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manti beta broke tweeter
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THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFULLL AND FUCKING DELICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Manti Te'o hasn't been available for comment, but neither has his girlfriend" @evilmiketomlin
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Give Notre Dame the death penalty
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this thread broke my extension
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Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:36:23 No. 30676723 Report I don't get it? Why? Just to get attention?
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Of course I have a gf, you've just never seen her
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>>30676564 did that shithead really touch the trophy without winning it
i find that so much more detestable than the fake gf shit, which is pretty bad in its own right
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>>30676695 >>30676694 dat honey boo boo mind
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>>30676714 MY
SIDES
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IN
ORBIT
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>>30676694 >>30676695 Oh god. Dem hivemind post numbers
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>>30676712 at ND they call that getting LK'd
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>>30676723 It was for the heisman votes you retard
Holy shit how do people still not realize this?
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30676725 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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i can already see belichick thinking about how much value he'd get from te'o as a late round pick.
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>>30676725 god dammit that account is fucking gold
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>>30676723 Stick to your pedofap generals, faggot
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>>30676712 Nice, lets make more fake death drama
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>>30675444 How do you know he had a trip here?
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>>30676723 why do you think he was considered a heisman candidate? or won all that hardware
it was a perfect sob story that people ate up
there were plenty of more talented LBs in college
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>>30676743 how do i use GIMP
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>>30676738 Nah, it's because he's trying to hide that he's gay
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THAT'S IT
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>>30676694 >>30676695 its like iran sheik thats illegal here.
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Rudy's Playing time > Manti Te'o's Girlfriend
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>>30676695 >Someone makes a generic insult tweet that would be overlooked by everyone >Because the tweeter is hyped by /sp/ so much it's the most comedic triumph of humanity inb4 morons try to dispute that I'm not 100% absolutely correct.
Anonymous
>>30676712 Even worse: Make it so that their program never existed.
Anonymous
NOTRE DAME PRESSER AT 8EASTERN
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:38:32 No. 30676788 Report Quoted By:
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BREAKING- BRIAN KELLY TO ARIZONA CARDINALS
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JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
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Anyone who doesn't know that this was all a GODDAMNED RUSE TO GET HEISMAN VOTES IS A DUNDERHEAD. He is a level 10 ruseman.
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30676779 >not understanding that personality is part of comedy and it's funny because of who said it, not what was said Learn to comedy faggot.
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>mfw this university had JOE FUCKING MONTANA play for them at some time
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>>30676779 Read it like he's saying it, it's a thousand times funnier
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BREAKING NEWS
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So when's the AMA on Reddit?
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>>30676446 >mfw imagining a stickied Arsenal general Anonymous
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BREAKING: MY SIDES
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my sides will NEVER reach these levels again
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Fuck I just got home from work what happened? Is there a link to a previous thread?
Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
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>>30676843 go to deadspin son
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>>30674372 this. cannot have homosex in big catholic school.
>tfw teo has boyfriend Anonymous
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>Harbaww confirmed for doing this to drop his draft stock to get him to replace ray lewis.
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>>30673775 >deadspin fucking cunts
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>>30676843 Manti Te'o's dead GF never existed. thats all you need to know
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who else here has a teo no gf folder???
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>>30676843 Just go to deadspin.
Anonymous
>>30676212 >implying God doesn't exist quit being an edgy teenager faggot.
Anonymous
Quick, someone make a cover of Eminem's Stan called based on this.
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BRIAN KELLY JUST ACCEPTED THE ARIZONA CARDINALS HEAD COACHING JOB
Anonymous
So
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Damn.
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>>30676843 Turn back now unless you hate your sides
Tom Brady's Biggest Fan !M181SB.6wQ
>lennay kekua >le ke a >leukemia
Anonymous
>>30676876 >trying to derail the thread like that 0/10
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>coach kelly gave her the game ball >notre dame claims she was fake and teo was hoaxed
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>>30676879 sans called, muh grammarz
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could the nfl possibly eliminate him from entering the draft?
Anonymous
>>30676884 no one outside of ND and ESPN will believe him
Anonymous
So college football is an even bigger joke.
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smh>this guy teo
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>>30676864 >implying ND aren't the cunts here making up a person and saying she died of cancer to get him sympathy heisman votes Anonymous
>>30676893 im not. im just pointing out that his joke doesn't even make sense because one exists and the other doesn't.
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the fuck is this shit? explain americans
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!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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>>30676902 oh god, I laughed
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I sleep in on my day off and miss >all of this
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>>30676936 Te'o's gf is about as real as your whiteness.
All you need to know.
Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
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>>30676920 nah, just notre dame. plenty of CFB players have real gfs
Anonymous
I seriously hope he has a long NFL career so we can use all this shit in gamethreads for years to come.
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Mike Freeman is saying that there is a theory out there that would make Te'o one of the most important figures in sports history.
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>>30676934 thank you based canada and thank you for the new HC
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>>30676902 >giggled at A's fans being A's fans >lost my sides at filename Oh UK
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Ok, I don't understand. Manti knew about this girl all along but said he had a feeling she was a hoax? That doesn't make sense. How could he acknowledge her as his girlfriend before then come out and say "i was 80% sure she wasn't real and it was a PR stunt"??
Shrimpy
I'm guessing this isn't funny unless you're a fan of ObesityCollide, right?
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Is he confirmed homosex yet?
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"Doctor, Manti Te'o's girlfriend is here for her appointment."
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>>30676738 Yeah that doesn't make much sense. No way he thought he'd be anywhere near heisman candidacy when she was invented. Almost certainly gay. That actually makes way way way more sense.
Anonymous
this blows my mind
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>>30676915 But think of all the buffoons who mindlessly believe whatever ND or ESPN tell them
I guess that whoever doesn't want to believe that he was in on it, won't.
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>>30676884 i'm going with about 12 hours
there's too many holes in the story and it's not like anybody believes him, they just published his official statement
read espn's story and after the statement they basically say "but deadpin's source is pretty sure teo is full of shit and was totally in on it" so it's not like they're treating his word as the truth right now to begin with
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>>30676892 The plot thickens.
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BREAKING: MANTI TEO'S GF IS ABOUT AS EXISTENT AS LOU HOLTZ'S ABILITY TO PRONOUCE WORDS WITH AN S OR Z
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HEY
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For him to be a star LB, even an overrated one, at a school where football is king, and not be bathing in new pussy every night, I dunno what's wrong with him.
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>>30676985 No.
This is just so fucking funny no matter what.
College Football star...someone who could bang any chick he wants...anywhere...made up his gf.
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Why didn't Te'o get a real gf to crash her car and die from leukemia?
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>>30676997 actually after she "died" the heisman talk ramped up shortly after
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>>30676983 Because he is lying. He was involved in making it up and is trying to cover his tracks to get out of it with a scrap of his dignity. The thing is he lied about his girlfriend in order to generate heisman sympathy votes.
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>>30676998 gay or for dem heisman votes
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>>30676902 Thank you England.
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>>30676469 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING
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>>30676985 >guy has fake girlfriend that is in a car crash then dies of leukemia >not hilarious when he gets found out Anonymous
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"REAL POPCORN SOLD BY A REAL HUMAN BEING"
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>>30676998 he's a closet gay + he wanted to unswervingly win the Heisman trophy
Anonymous
>>30676928 >God >Existing Are you trying to be the next Teo?
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>>30676902 whats it sya? hovering over the name doesn't reveal anything for some reason
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>>30676902 whats the file name ? cant see it
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Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:46:21 No. 30677063 Report Quoted By:
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>>30676998 he made it up for sympathy Heisman votes
he would've won too if it weren't for the swag monster
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>>30676956 >realizing that we will be here for years to come Anonymous
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30676936 Un pelotudo mintio diciendo que tenia una novia que murio y se invento una historia emocional de una chica que nunca existio.
Ahora se confirmo que no tenia novia y el mismo jugador se esta haciendo el pelotudo en vez de admitir que es un mentiroso.
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>>30676985 I don't even watch handegg.
Don't be a Buzz Killington.
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>>30676902 >tfw living in east bay and baseball is starting in a few months The Internet !!3gXLsG3WAvU
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Does anyone even know if Te'o is real? I sure as hell didn't see him in the title game.
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>>30677038 >unswervingly way to go spellcheck, I meant undeservingly of course
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30677040 >he thinks the universe "just happened from nothing" i seriously hope...
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>>30676212 >stealing twitter statuses to get anonymous accolades on /sp/ Anonymous
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>>30675805 A day greater than when WHY was created
my god
Anonymous
>>30677054 >>30677046 >Godzilla and friends fight off clones of Manti's girlfriend Anonymous
>>30677061 Lenny Kekua who?
Anonymous
>>30676613 No need for pity. I actually think this is pretty funny. This thread is fantastic.
>>30676685 What exactly will ND be sanctioned for? If you can prove they were aware of the lies and secretly perpetuated them, then maybe.
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>>30677098 Nevermind, it's nobody.
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>>30676902 my sides are in another galaxy
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>>30677098 EXACTLY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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This thread is so excellent
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>>30677110 >knew it was coming but still lel'd Anonymous
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>>30677098 good job good effort
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>>30677110 FUCK YOU STEALING MY PUNCHLINE YOU FAGGOT
Anonymous
will there be a press conference gameday thread?
Anonymous
>press conference in 10 minutes
Anonymous
How the hell do you say his name?
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>>30677132 HE'S GOING TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ON OPRAH
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By this point his only way out is to say that he's gay and was afraid of discrimination
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>>30677132 >playing the gay card Anonymous
JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
I can't believe it was a few hours ago that I broke this story to /sp/. The first couple of assholes thought I was trolling.
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>>30677132 Him being gay wouldn't explain his actions. Then he would just be a cowardly gay man.
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i don't think my sides will ever recover from the damage done because of this thread
Anonymous
So, let's say it turns out that T'eo is actually gay and that's what they announce at the press conference
Anonymous
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SealedSeven !!Y9SPPLvwK7F
BandwagonLionsFan !!oAPB2d9ZD6F
I wanted to do a joke about>Notre dame >No Dame
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>>30677178 hhahhhahahahahhahaahahahaa
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>>30677185 just shows that faggots are a bunch of dirty untrustworthy liars
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what tv station will this press conference be on amerifriends?
Anonymous
>>30677158 Where!!! I have to see him coming out.
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>>30677199 >bitching when speedy gonzales beats you to the bunch Anonymous
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>>30675718 what the hell is that thing on top?
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>>30677132 Being gay does not fucking explain his actions
Not one fucking bit
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>>30677132 OH MY GOD COULD IT BE TRUE?
MANTI TE'O IS ACTUALLY AN ANDROID WHO WAS IMPRINTED WITH FAKE MEMORIES
ROBOTS LIVE AMONG US, TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL OF OUR SOCIETY
THANK YOU BASED DEADSPIN FOR UNCOVERING THIS HISTORIC RUSE
Anonymous
>>30677185 It would be absolutely massive, he would be a hero and absolutely set for life, even if he ended up a bust.
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>>30677185 Gays and libruls will probably turn it into some sob story that due to how vicious our society is, gay people have to lie about fake dead gfs and everyone will cry and hold hands for t'eo
Anonymous
>>30677208 Sportscenter will probably have it live, and that is currently on ESPN news
Anonymous
>>30677219 >14 years old Underage b&
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>>30677190 good work clowny
Anonymous
>yfw Manti Teo's grandma was made up too
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>>30676746 this nigga is always thinking about this sort of stuff. I'm going to laugh when the pats dynasty so hard after getting te'o
MVP of espee !!4o0LxytTdnn
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>>30677176 N-not me
I believed you :3
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Are you living in the real world?
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>>30677236 thank you kindly good sir
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>>30677247 >tfw he never had a grandma Anonymous
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you have been duped
!!uKxoWHArWfn
Give me some ideas for a poster cover and title guys
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>>30677247 >tfw Manti Te'o himself is actually a mass-hallucination Anonymous
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>>30677190 fucking based clowny
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I can't get over this
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>>30677251 OHOHOHO
RIP SYDES
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>>30677190 >Jadeveon Clowny in charge of tackling my sides to death Anonymous
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>>30677216 fixed because I fucked up the spelling
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bowl ban please
Anonymous
I JUST TUNED IN
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!!uKxoWHArWfn
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IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
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This fucking thread. Could it get any better.
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>>30677251 LELELELELELELEL
Anonymous
How the fuck would coming out as gay help him in this situation? If you're gay you're just allowed to lie about anything now?
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What time is the ND presser??
JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
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>>30677253 I know you did. Take off, ya hoser.
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:54:38 No. 30677321 Report Anonymous
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>>30677305 Te'o's GF was fake
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:54:57 No. 30677331 Report Quoted By:
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What does Manti T'eo do after he gets into a fight with his girlfriend?
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>>30677326 >le Chuck Norris face >>>/reddit/ Anonymous
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Mant'i T'eo's real name is Rusty Shackleford....
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>>30677305 TAYYY OHH GAAYY OO
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>>30677313 Wouldn't he just say "OH BOO HOO I FELT TOO MUCH PRESSURE BEING A GAY ATHLETE AND I HAD TO MAKE UP A GF" and then cry on Oprah and sell a million books
Anonymous
>>30677339 0/10 britfag
Go back to your divegrass threads
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>>30677305 Te'o has been lying about a fake gf that died of liuekemia. The same gf that has been his "inspirational story of overcoming the odds"
T'eo is claiming he was duped by an elaborate ruse, but there's so many loose ends that it doesn't seem possible, it's more likely he made it all up
Anonymous
>>30677321 what else could it fuckin be
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>>30677232 that means he is going to do it, even if he's not actually gay
FUCK
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>>30677321 Maybe he's a schizo and he believed in the whole time
Anonymous
>mfw meatball Bears fans still want to draft him first round
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:56:24 No. 30677379 Report >>30677308 who is more real, te'os gf or the Twins rotation?
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Manti Te'o's girlfriend is why college football needs a playoff system
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>>30677339 You're alright Sharia Law.
Anonymous
HIS GF IS ABOUT AS REAL AS THE WINTER CLASSIC
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>>30677321 WTF? a reason to explain these actions? honestly, I feel bad for the guy, but seriously, making up a girlfriend is so dumb. there better be a good explanation for this shit...
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>>30677352 shut up faggot
it was a bretty good joke
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30677373 /r/ing a beautiful mind photoshop but with manti teo
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>>30677376 SAAAAAAAAAAUCEEEE
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where do I watch this press conference that's about to start?
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>>30677385 oh my fucking lol
Hello this is
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:57:07 No. 30677414 Report Quoted By:
>>30677363 No idea, him being gay seemed a bit far fetched to me though.
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 05:57:07 No. 30677415 Report Quoted By:
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>>30677379 Te'o's girlfirned
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30677339 9/10 I'm 'avin a giggle, m8
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>>30677132 jesus what an irresponsible tweet. He might as well just be outing Te'o.
Shame on Mike Freeman
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he might as well be gay now, everyone is gonna think he is anyway
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>Mormon at Catholic school claims to be gay
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>>30677389 Bettman killed her with leukemia and erased all traces of her existence?
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if you havent made OC for this yet then you are the cancer killing /sp/
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IF YOU'RE HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
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>>30677363 self promotion, fame, etc.
he got more famous thanks to his fake dead gf.
Anonymous
>>30677308 >Movie Poster >600x800 Anonymous
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>>30677401 but its only 16 days into the year
Anonymous
So does this confirm American football as the gayest sport/
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>>30676526 You know you're in Deep shit when you get Shiek'ed
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goood mah fucking sides
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I NEED A STREAM FOR THIS TE'O MESS AND I NEED IT NOW
!!uKxoWHArWfn
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WHAT CHANNEL IS THE PRESS CONFERENCE ON?
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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twitter is getting destroyed right now
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GUYS IS THE PRESS CONFERENCE GOING TO BE ON ESPN OR ESPN2
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what channel for the press conference?
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>>30677474 oh shit theres a press conference????
any streams??
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>>30677474 E!SPN
Should be 207 for DirecTV
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So is it completely impossible he did meet some girl, someone knew about it, posed on the internet as her and then lead him on? I haven't been following along too much
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>>30677508 No faggots in our sport m8, all man
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WE PRESS CONFERENCE NOW
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>>30677500 dunno if theres a stream for that..
Tom Brady's Biggest Fan !M181SB.6wQ
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shhh, te'o's gf is speaking
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>>30677500 what time for press conference?
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GUYS! I GOT IT!
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>>30677509 >ESPN >carrying a press conference that destroys their credibility pick one
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any streams for press cofnerence?
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>>30677509 looks like they're just showing sportscenter
Anonymous
Just got back from work.
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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I had never heard of Manti Te'o until his >girlfriend and grandma died. This nigga smart.
Anonymous
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>>30677321 That's the easiest way out of the situation.
Phenomanonympus !!7DGrapB2fBB
Anonymous
>>30677550 read the thread asshole
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>>30677550 google teo fake girlfriend deadspin
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what tv station/channel is the press conference
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>>30677550 Manti te'o's GF is fake, ND conference about to happen
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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espn talking about apehoop and sportscenter on the news channel
Anonymous
>>30677580 i need stream too
Anonymous
>>30675077 This, r'ing 30 for 30 lines from last thread.
Anonymous
>>30677582 It's on right now
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>>30677555 lellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, are you behind this pheno
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SPORTSCENTER SAYS NEWS CONFERENCE IS COMING UP
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>>30677582 ESPN News in big fucking letters on the left side says "NOTRE DAME NEWS CONF COMING UP" you illiterate fuck
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HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>>30677550 Nigga this is everywhere. Figure it out.
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says there's a commercial break rght now wtf
Anonymous
>>30677590 What channel? Not on ESPN or ESPN2
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30677597 >ESPNews Wow, they're burying it, big surprise
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>>30677064 Johnny Football....... or Johnny Swag
although manziels facial hair is the definition of lack of swag
Anonymous
Cadfael !9pQJBLbHI.
But Black Dynamite I Sell Drugs In The Community !!TZPfa1lbmpN
But Black Dynamite I Sell Drugs In The Community !!TZPfa1lbmpN Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:03:42 No. 30677632 Report I've been on the couch after a busy couple of days tired as fuck, and in tears at this thread. I cannot stop laughing. My sides have disappeared like Te'o's girlfriend.
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why on earth would ND hold a presser about this.
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BRACING FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>30677620 haahhaahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahhahhaahhaha
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>>30677612 Are you not on the east coast?
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>>30677605 based nbc, has it not started yet or is it already happening?
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MANTI WILL BE #1 PICK IF HE CLAIMS FAG OTHERWISE CHIEFS WILL BE BRANDED HOMOPHOBES
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>>30675632 There was also that girl that got raped by one of the players and other members of the team harassed her about not going to to the cops until she killed herself.
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30677605 What time does it come on?
They're talking about hockey right now
Shrimpy
Anonymous
So has Manti Teo come out as gay yet?
>Theory about why Manti did what he did has reached NFL team circles and if true absolutely explains his actions. >If this theory is true, Manti would end up being one of the most important stories in history. https://twitter.com/realfreemancbs/status/291706069200289793 HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>>30677594 my fucking god I'm dying here
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He comes off as gay like Tony Romo
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"NOTRE DAME NEWS CONFERENCE"
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>>30677632 >My sides have disappeared like Te'o's girlfriend. Anonymous
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Have you checked your gf privilege today, /sp/?
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how dumb do you have to be to make up a gf, then killl her off and hope no-one finds out for the rest of your life?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30677664 her name is Reba, she is just some random innocent girl that has nothing to do with any of the Manti shit
Anonymous
probably what had happened was there was this hot ass bitch with a ugly friend, the ugly friend was trying to get wit manti but he wanted the fine bitch so he told the ugly bitch he was wit someone already so she would leave him alone then later on he tried to get with the fine bitch but she said he already had a gf so he told her she died of lukemia so he could get a sympathy dick suck and get with the bitch
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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>tfw Terry Schiavo was the chick Teo was "sleeping with over the phone"
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where are we at now? anything new?
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>>30677605 godlike, thank you
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>>30677696 Her name isn't Reba brah. That was a fake deadspin name
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>>30677671 I really hope he is gay
I want him to be my QT manlet
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>>30677696 apparently, they changed it in a way reverse image search would not work.
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HERE WE FUCKING GO
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>>30673901 >1h good guys you are fucking retards
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>30677698 you forgot your trip mcmuffin
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>>30677698 >this is what ND fans actually believe Te'o tricked everyone hard, get over it
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IT'S HAPPENING
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IT'S HAPPENING
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
Anonymous
Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
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IT'S HAPPENING
Anonymous
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If you hear a muffled staccato beat during Swarbrick presser, it will be ND SID hitting himself in forehead with a hammer repeatedly
Anonymous
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OH SHIT IT STARTED
Anonymous
>swarbrick nervous breathing
Anonymous
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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Alright, I'm watching
Anonymous
Anonymous
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and here....we.....go
Anonymous
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ITS ON NIGGAS
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
This is confirmed for number 1 contender for best /sp/ moment of 2013
Anonymous
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NOTRE DAME CONFIRMED FOR COVERING THEIR ASS BECAUSE MANTI IS LYING
Anonymous
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he's nervous as fuck lel
Anonymous
Anonymous
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he sounds like he's about to have a heart-attack
Anonymous
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>>30677754 I'd be scared too man.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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this nigga's gonna pass out.
Anonymous
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>>30677735 lol naw dogg teo aint gotta lie about getting a girl probably has like 5 every night playing for the national champion ND
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Did you guys get your stream fast forwarded too?
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:08:12 No. 30677792 Report Quoted By:
>it >'s happening
Anonymous
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OMG Jack Swarbick is sweating his balls off soooooo fucking hard.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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he ain't gon say shit
Anonymous
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he's going to suffocate
Anonymous
Anonymous
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THIS DUDE IS SCARED AS FUCK
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>>30677664 Broad from torrance that knew Te'o's friend, Tuiososopopsposos.
Anonymous
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>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
Anonymous
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CONFIRMED HE'S A ROBOT
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>we still don't know everything >talking about a perpetrator
Anonymous
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:08:54 No. 30677822 Report Quoted By:
THIS BREATHING
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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all these reporters are going to be Notre Dame homers on their payroll and aren't going to ask shit
Anonymous
Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
Anonymous
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>Have a seven days off from work >Friends are go to my other friends house as well as I do >We have fun and play Madden and wrestle and bro out all day on a nice inside rainy comfy day >Fucking mother comes and gets me and forces me to go down Virginia with her and guilt trips me >In the car bored as fuck wishing I was still with my bros >Get on /sp/ >See thise >Sides burst into treats >Suddenly don't feel so bad
Anonymous
Anonymous
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this is almost comical
Anonymous
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>HOAX
Anonymous
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Manti was coaxed into an snafu
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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>victim
Anonymous
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DAMAGE CONTROL
Anonymous
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>very elaborate, very something hoax >had a certain cruelty at its core
Anonymous
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CLAIMING HOAX
Anonymous
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A VICTIM?????
Anonymous
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MANTI IS VICTIM
Anonymous
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you just fucked up big time ND
Anonymous
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LOOKS LIKE MANTI WAS COAXED INTO A HOAX
Shrimpy
Anonymous
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"VICTIM" SAID ABOUT 12 TIMES SO FAR
Anonymous
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>VICTIM >THE CITY OF NOTRE DAME
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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>MANTI WAS A VICTIM OF A HOAX
Anonymous
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>He's the victim guys
Anonymous
Anonymous
>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM
Anonymous
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>victim
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
Count Chocula !/OeRZ2quxw
Anonymous
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>hoax >manti is a great guy >we damage control now
Anonymous
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>reasons we can't fully understand >manti was the victim
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>victim >hoax >trap
Anonymous
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>MANTI IS THE VICTIM
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:09:47 No. 30677865 Report Quoted By:
It was all an elaborate ruse XD
Anonymous
DIS DAMAGE CONTROL
Anonymous
>bullshitting this hard >damage control maximum
Anonymous
Anonymous
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TEO FUCKING LIED SEVERAL TIMES AND SAID THAT HE MET THE GIRL.
Anonymous
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JACK SWARBRICK IS MANTI T'EO'S BOYFRIEND
Anonymous
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you fucked up so goddamn bad ND
Anonymous
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>>30677852 >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM>VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM >VICTIM edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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I hope he comes out as gay now and admits it just to fuck with ND and its BOD
Anonymous
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Jeebus Christ
Anonymous
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Where's Mootai Te'o when you need him?
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
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DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL
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This is fucking hilarious. Mothefucker is obviously lying, he's shitting himself.
Anonymous
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Welp, Swarbrick's losing his job
Anonymous
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DAMAGE CONTROL CITY>VICTIM
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wow this shit is hilarious
Anonymous
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WELL WHAT DOES THIS GUY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MANTI STINGING STEVE IRWIN IN THE HEART AND KILLING HIM? HUH? WHAT NOW?
Anonymous
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dat heavy breathing
Anonymous
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YOU GOT TRICKED .JPG
Anonymous
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YOU HAVE BEEN COAXED INTO A SNAFU
Anonymous
I SERIOUSLY HOPE ONE OF THESE REPORTERS ASKS ABOUT HIM MEETING HER
Anonymous
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And so it begins...the great ND shitstorm of your lives>Penn State >ND
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
Anonymous
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>we don't know what happened >we know Manti was the victim
Anonymous
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>jokes on them I was just pretending to be retarded
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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Dis nigga is nervous as fuck
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
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>>30677591 Yeah, he came to me looking for an expert on pretending to be girls on the internet, and I recently became avaliable so I took up the position. Good kid, big heart, gay as fuck
Anonymous
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>>30677866 >>30677867 >>30677870 so so so true jesus christ
>all of this specific timing of events Anonymous
stupid silverlight, any other stream ?
Anonymous
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>You either an hero >or live long enough for everyone to find out your whole life's a lie
Anonymous
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JUSTANOTHERVICTIMJUSTANOTHERVICTIMJUSTANOTHERVICTIMJUSTANOTHER
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Anonymous
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dis heavy breathing
Anonymous
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>>30677102 >implying lack of institutional control doesnt let the NCAA do whatever they want whenever they want Anonymous
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>mfw Swarbrick
Anonymous
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THIS GUY IS GOING TO GET FUCKING SCHOOLED WHEN EVERYONE ASKS QUESTIONS ABOUT WHY MANTI SAID HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND PREVIOUSLY
Anonymous
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>He said he had 8-hour phone calls with her and they would fall asleep on the phone and he'd wake up to her breathing. He knew and he was in on it.
Anonymous
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LEL IM NOT DED TRICKED YOU
Anonymous
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>she was in fact not dead
Anonymous
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>she was, in fact, not dead
Anonymous
>>30677920 Just download it.
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this is such bs, he never tried to skype with her?
Shrimpy
Anonymous
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WE NFL NETWORK NOW
Anonymous
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WTF AHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
Anonymous
THEN WHO WAS PHONE??!?!?!?!?!?
Anonymous
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>>30677905 won't happen, its a Notre Dame presser
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this is some high school tier lying, oh my god....
Anonymous
Anonymous
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These nigga just making shit up now
Anonymous
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HAHAHAHHAHA IF THIS IS TRUE ITS EVEN MORE PATHETIC
Anonymous
The Internet !!3gXLsG3WAvU
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GHOST CALLS
Anonymous
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>MFW NOTRE DAME IS COVERING IT UP VIA PRESS CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
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LMFAO
Anonymous
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>manti's face when his dead gf called him on december 26
Anonymous
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I'm just glad she's not dead.
French Mickey Mouse !!8VEs+8SyqSi
>Implying Monti Te'o himself exists. >Implying Notre Dame played a national championship game. >Implying Alabama didn't simply show up and play against holograms created by the Illuminati for their NWO death camp training.
Anonymous
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>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL>DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL
Anonymous
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I like how it was a /sp/artan who figured out that the dude was making this shit up
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Anonymous
HEY GUYS WE LOST THE BCS CHAMPIONSHIP BECAUSE OF THIS TOO
Anonymous
>all these questions that are going to be asked about the plotholes in the story
Anonymous
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then who was phone
Anonymous
>>30677939 cant, not on windows
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>'gf' called him and said she isn't dead
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>>30677946 >THEN WHO WAS PHONE??!?!?!?!?!? rofl
Anonymous
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If he was duped, he's absolutely retarded.
Anonymous
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Tebow holding a prayer circle for Te'o's girlfriend tonight
Anonymous
>>30677972 BAMA FANS CONFIRMED FOR BEHIND ALL THIS
Anonymous
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you fucked up so bad swarbrick
Anonymous
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DAT DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>30677967 >implying Impla's will won't be done Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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This nigga nervous as fuck
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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this is going to suck compared to the ohio lying conference
Anonymous
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Did this guy actually read the Deadspin article? Still a milllllllllllllllllllllion questions
Anonymous
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
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>Claiming to be the victim of the trick
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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>>30677975 This is AWFUL for ND
The PR for this has got to be a fucking nightmare
Anonymous
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>>30677967 HOLY SHIT
THE SAME HOLOGRAMS THAT MADE TUPAC
NO WONDER ALABAMA WALKED ALL OVER THEM AND TACKLES KEPT BEING MISSED
Anonymous
>never met her IRL >call her your gf in interviews and say you were devastated when she died
Anonymous
>>30677982 it works on mac too
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this is such bullshit.
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Just imagine if he won the Heisman. There was no other reason why people were voting for him to win. >MUH STORY >MUH HEART
Anonymous
this guy is crucifying himself right now
Anonymous
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holy shit, I just found out.
Blake griffin's jumper !pSVJEbYKNI
I'm sure notre dame is happy that victim they have to do damage control because of is of consenting age
Anonymous
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mods you fucking make my day
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>SOPHISTICATED
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>>30677992 >yfw it was Nick Saban >Nick Saban sexted Teo the entire time Anonymous
is there a feed for whatever is happening right now?
Anonymous
>>30676212 i think i have side cancer now thanks asshole
Anonymous
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There's so many things that show this story of a hoax is complete bullshit.
Anonymous
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the reporters there are bought and paid for ND dick licks
Anonymous
MANTI IS INNOCENT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Anonymous
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This conference is already a disaster
Anonymous
>mf watching this as a penn state alumnus
Anonymous
>>30677992 >not knowing who was behind "this hoax" >having their phone number This is such a weak story
Anonymous
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>>30678010 not homo so niether
Anonymous
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this guy should 'fake' a heart attack or something
Anonymous
every time you hear >hoax >victim >girlfriend
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>This girl is the most important thing in the world to me. >Nah >I have been the victim of an elaborate ruse!!!!????!!!??!!
Anonymous
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GUYS
Anonymous
>>30678045 the penn state thing was 10000000000000000000000x worse
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>>30678022 Yep, his career's over. Notre Dame will probably give him a nice golden parachute for being a good fall guy, though.
Anonymous
So when Deadspin looks into their investigative firm and finds out this never happened, what then??
Anonymous
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The family said they met her! Te'O said he met her! How can they claim she doesn't exist and Te'O was just tricked!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30678045 Penn State is still a disgrace
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:14:31 No. 30678072 Report Quoted By:
>>30677982 I'm watching it on a mac now
Anonymous
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>>30678009 >also mentioning meeting her several times in Hawaii >also talking about her physical beauty Don't worry bro this is just the sweet beginning. It's better this way. That way the entire program can be exposed.
Anonymous
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>>30676253 Te'o, what are you doing posting on 4chan
SealedSeven !!Y9SPPLvwK7F
>>30678054 but we'll die too...
Anonymous
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>>30678036 That's not funny, cunt! Manti's girlfriend died of cancer!
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30678043 Read the deadspin article, you fucking idiot
Anonymous
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>>30675751 Not hating, but that kind of shit didn't work out for Leinart, so he'll probably end up being a huge bust
Anonymous
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>>30678049 didn't mean to link that lyl
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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>yfw sandusky sexted teo about his rhythmic slapping
Anonymous
>>30678054 I don't want alcohol poisoning bro. I'll be like Manti's gf then.
Anonymous
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>LENNAY = 6 letters >KEKUA = 5 letters
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
Anonymous
>>30678045 Penn State still has no room to say anything, that will forever be worse than anything.
TheWworld !!8RFbU//b/rk
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This is an elaborate hoax by Manti Te'o to pretend he was emotionally distressed during the national championship.
Anonymous
Bocce Champ(aka JimKelly) !Lean8xd7o.
Anonymous
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IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE ON ALABAMA IS HIS BOYFRIEND/SEX PARTNER?
Shrimpy
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QUESTION TIME BITCH
Anonymous
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So if I read this thread right, Teo lied about having a girlfriend?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30678045 >implying anyone will ever forget Pennetration State your schools reputation is forever ruined
Anonymous
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>>30678097 the questions are going to be softball shit
Anonymous
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ASK THE FUCKING HARD QUESTIONS YOU PRICKS.
Anonymous
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HERRREEEE WE GOOO>INB4 NO COMPELLING QUESTIONS WILL BE ASKED >GF-GATE
Anonymous
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>dat mumblin muhfugga
Anonymous
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>>30678049 they always used a burner phone and an e-mail spoofer.
do you even gf hoax?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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God, this story is so unreal, there are articles saying his "girlfriend" met his parents in hawaii and shit, meaning that this fake girlfriend was the worlds most elaborate troll, or that his family, and te'o knew that his girlfriend was fake, so how can he pretend to be a victim here?
Anonymous
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is teo gonna talk?
Anonymous
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>>30678066 And ND has already confessed?
Anonymous
>>30678045 Penn State is thousands of times worse and more embarrassing than this and ultimately will pay the price compared to ND
you're a faggot
Anonymous
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SOMEBODY ASK ABOUT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW ON JANUARY 3
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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>we hired a detective firm
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>blaming catfish
Anonymous
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>>30678009 I'm not trying to be a fag here, but I for one have had girls that I got to know really well online. I agree that I would never call her "my girlfriend", but he was probably embarrassed at not having a gifrliend, and did care about her a lot, so just called her his. Not an incredibly huge jump.
Him saying that she visited him is fishy, but obviously he would embarrassed at just having an online girlfriend.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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is this nigga a journalist? he can't fucking speak properly
Anonymous
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CATFISH CONFIRMED FOR NOT BEHIND THE HOAX
Anonymous
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HE MENTIONED CATFISH HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
Anonymous
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HOLY FUCK LOOK HOW NERVOUS HE GOT WHEN HE ASKED IF MANTI WAS BEHIND IT
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>catfish
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>watch catfish guys, you'll get it
Shrimpy
Anonymous
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>Catfish
Anonymous
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>CATFISH >CATFISH >CATFISH >CATFISH >CATFISH >CATFISH >CATFISH
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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>bringing up catfish
Anonymous
Anonymous
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CATFISH
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30678045 >wrong face pedo boy Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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>REFERENCING CATFISH
Anonymous
Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
Anonymous
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>confirmed for catfish
RedSoxFag !!aZRK5/PWQfG
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Catfishing is a scam?
Anonymous
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>CATFISH
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>Penn State >Ohio State >Notre Dame >Oregon's soon to be sanctions >USC's locker room
Anonymous
Anonymous
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this is fucking insane
Anonymous
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>OTHER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRICKED THAT MEANS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE HE'S BEHIND IT
Anonymous
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THE CATFISH EXCUSES
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:16:46 No. 30678189 Report Quoted By:
>spoiling the plot of catfish
Anonymous
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>dr. phil
Anonymous
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>catfish
Anonymous
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The good news for ND in this is that they called the presser with too little time for the real media to get there, instead it's just the bumblefuck South Bend media who will be on his dick
Anonymous
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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I'm dreaming this conference, aren't I?
Anonymous
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>already using Catfish defense
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>using CATFISH as a source
Anonymous
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QUICKLY SHOOOP T'EO WITH A CATFISH NOW FAGGOTS
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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This can't be real life.
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>mentioning Catfish
Anonymous
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>initial casual engagement
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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oh god my sides, this is such bs
Count Chocula !/OeRZ2quxw
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>Catfish
Anonymous
>tfw going to go watch Catfish on Netflix right after this conference is over
Anonymous
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didn't think this could get better, holy shit was I wrong
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Catfish
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CATFISH
Anonymous
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FUCK I CAN'T FIND A STREAM OF THE PRESS CONFERENCE FUCK SILVERLIGHT WTF IS CATFISH
Shrimpy
They made a TV show out of Catfish?
Anonymous
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HE JUST WENT FULL CATFISH. YOU NEVER GO FULL CATFISH
Anonymous
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>it's a sport
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
Anonymous
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>catfish
Anonymous
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>mentions catfish >/sp/ immediately explodes
Anonymous
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>catfish reference
Anonymous
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>>30676902 RIP IN PEACE SIDES
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
Anonymous
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>>30678078 >>30678094 okay then...
>embarrassed >tricked drink (trying to anticipate manti's statement(s))
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>catfish
Anonymous
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>ND confirmed for learned how to backtrace
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
>catfishing >catfishing >catfishing >catfishing >catfishing >catfishing
Anonymous
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CONFIRMED FOR PERPS
Shrimpy
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Is he describing /sp/?
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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Chats of the perpetrators? FUCKING WHERE?
Anonymous
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>>30678243 Confirmed by Notre Dame
Anonymous
is catfish a trip or something?
Anonymous
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MY
Anonymous
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>IMPLYING PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE'S GF ISN'T A SPORT
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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>Manti telling the story
Anonymous
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this is like the Sandy Hook crisis actor conspiracy
Anonymous
>>30678045 not even close to comparable, and we have yet to find out if ND is actively covering up, or just willfully not digging deep to out Manti
Anonymous
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FUCK YES HERE WE GO
Anonymous
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>As hard as it is for me to get my arms around this
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>how did manti meet her? >i'll let him tell that story
Anonymous
Anonymous
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YOU ARE NOW WITNESSING A 30 FOR 30 BEING MADE
Anonymous
>>30678250 >9 years old Underage get out
Anonymous
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NOTRE DAME IS GETTING BLOWN
Anonymous
WHY DIDNT HE SKYPE WITH HER
Anonymous
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HE ASKED THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:18:59 No. 30678291 Report Quoted By:
>all these tells
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>He explained how they met >Exclusively online
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>when he plans to COME OUT >tfw that reporter knows
Anonymous
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>when he plans to come out
Anonymous
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>>30678225 That Nev guy basically reverse image searches people and exposes them as fake
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30678269 It's a show on MTV based on a movie.
Anonymous
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>CONSISTENCY >CONSISTENCY >CONSISTENCY
Anonymous
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>sometime tomorrow >trolling is a art
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:19:14 No. 30678305 Report Quoted By:
lal
Anonymous
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>IM GONNA LET MANTI TELL THE STORY
Anonymous
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jack what the fuck are you doing
Anonymous
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we are watching footage that will be featured in a 30 for 30
Anonymous
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good lord
Anonymous
orange iguanas !!BOmv1ej0VP/
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soooo elaborate
Anonymous
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This conference is almost as bad as Notre Dame's defense.
Anonymous
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>Brian Kelly goes to JAX >team moves in three years
Anonymous
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>sometime tomorrow
Shrimpy
SealedSeven !!Y9SPPLvwK7F
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>when he plans to come out
Anonymous
I may have missed something, but this guy just say he just started the investigation and then claim they found the "people who did it" talking online already?
Anonymous
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this guy is Baghdad Bob 2.0
RedSoxFag !!aZRK5/PWQfG
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b-b-but I thought they met after the Stanford game?
Anonymous
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AWWW SHIT HE CAN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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>>30678216 >filename my sides are destroyed
Anonymous
>tfw I am a famous tripfag who has been Catfishing on World of Warcraft with a voice changer and everything for 2 years straight
Anonymous
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SHIT JUST GOT REAL
Anonymous
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oh shit in person meeting
Anonymous
Holy shit, he's sweating bullets
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30678336 Yes, he did claim this. I call bullshit, wouldn't that have been in the deadspin article?
Anonymous
So ur a fball player on the fone with ur gf all night as she dies of cancer wen deadspin is like "ur gf doesn't exist." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Anonymous
>SAYS RELATIONSHIP WAS EXCLUSIVELY ONLINE >MENTIONS IN PERSON MEETING
Anonymous
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GET YOUR FUCKING NOTES!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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>How long had this relationship been going on? >Well Eric, I can't describe her.
Anonymous
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>that puffed cheek face
Anonymous
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>>30678323 HAHAH, this conference is fantastic, i cant wait for manti's. it will be a clusterfuck
Anonymous
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>>30678349 I do it to get free shit
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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Oh god this is getting good
The Blind House !3F0a35K8R6
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GOSH MY SIDES HAVE GONE FAR BEYOND THE STARS
Anonymous
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>when he tells the story >ND buying more time to get their shit together
Anonymous
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>Online Meeting
Anonymous
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all this s-s-stuttering
Anonymous
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JACK JUST FUCKING SAY ND HAD NO FUCKING IDEA
Anonymous
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>>30678364 no, ta'o is so fucked. this isnt like penn state. ND has nothing to do with this. ND is just trying to help him
Anonymous
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>i don't remember
Anonymous
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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It lines up um um um it lines up......
Anonymous
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>It was an online meeting
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30677242 >1989 >14 years ago Anonymous
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This guy is so fucking pissed. He knows it's all bullshit.
Anonymous
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>HE WAS REFERRING TO AN ONLINE MEETING
Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS THIN AS FUCK BRO
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"We met..... online. In Hawaii."
Anonymous
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:21:55 No. 30678416 Report Quoted By:
>meetings were set up in which she didn't show
Anonymous
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>meetings were set up where she did not show up
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
Anonymous
Anonymous
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More like Manti Gayo
Anonymous
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THIS NIGGA IS THE WORST LIAR EVER
Anonymous
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HE MEANT THAT HE MEANT HER ONLINE GUYS, REALLY
Anonymous
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wait, didn't he admit they met in person then say it was online only
Anonymous
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maybe he's just an awkward spaz? lots of people lie about having qtpies. and notre dame is traditionally pretty lame with the ladies
Anonymous
>mfw i cant watch the stream because of fucking gay ass windows 8
Anonymous
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>REMARKABLE NUMBER OF CHARACTERS
Anonymous
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>when I said "in person" I meant online
Anonymous
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>mfw Te'o is actually just that gullible to fall for this and now his reputation is completely ruined forever
Anonymous
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>BROTHERS >COUSINS >MOTHER
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>remarkable number of characters >sophistication
Anonymous
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>meeting were set up and she never showed >including meetings in Hawaii >male and female characters
!Misha69pDc
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What does this say about how ugly the girls at ND are?
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
>online meeting >no video chat
Anonymous
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Has this developed past the deadspin article yet?
Anonymous
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Kid just wanted a story like the Flu game or dead dad game.
Anonymous
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>MET UP IN HAWAII >ONLINE
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Some people come out of the closet, others just fall out of it
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>he was shocked
Anonymous
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT
Shrimpy
Wait, let me get this straight.
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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This is absolutely brilliant.
Anonymous
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WE DIGGIN HOLES NOW
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>was real to Manti
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>never met her in person >absolutely devastated when she dies
Anonymous
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I SWEAR IT HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST TROLL EVER MADE IN SPORTS HISTORY
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
Anonymous
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Did he never have a live video chat with this bitch? I just can't fathom how Te'o's side of the story could possibly be true
Anonymous
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sad, cruel game....
Anonymous
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IS THIS REAL LIFE?
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
>>30678463 You got it. Notre Dame is trying to cover for him.
Anonymous
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>people blaming Manti >implying he isn't just gullible as hell
Anonymous
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MY
Anonymous
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>>30678473 Sweden big into US college football?
Anonymous
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MANTI GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Anonymous
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BUZZWORDS
Anonymous
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>>30678463 he also used the dead part to gather sympathy in his bid for the Heisman
Anonymous
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I FUCKING LOVE LIFE
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:24:18 No. 30678521 Report >BREAKING NEWS: Big Brother winner Ian Terry has been identified as the owner of the fake online profile "dating" Manti Te'o
Anonymous
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>lying to the media
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Shit just got real
Anonymous
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>>30678355 >saying that Manti only learned it was fake in December >NOTRE DAME IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BLAME THE LOSS TO BAMA ON MANTI LEARNING HE WAS THE VICTIM OF A FRAUD. Anonymous
What channel is this going down on?
Shrimpy
>>30678489 What if he's just a retard and got tricked big time?
Anonymous
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So this whole time his girlfriend was really his hand?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30678473 Can't wait until Taiwan gets a hold of it
Anonymous
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>manipulating emotions for the outcome of a football game
Anonymous
Anonymous
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holy fuck this guy has no idea what he's talking about, this is the greatest day in sports comedy ever
Anonymous
>WAS IT SOMEONE TRYING TO MANIPULATE THE OUTCOME OF FOOTBALL GAMES
Anonymous
Anonymous
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oh god this guy is starting to sound like a conspiracy nut
Anonymous
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>>30677764 This. Along with pooh swing in 2nd.
orange iguanas !!BOmv1ej0VP/
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this guy could be richard murdock's press secretary
DidiHamann !eHDm6WumnE
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>america getting tricked hard by an islander
Anonymous
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>>30678537 he isn't though
Anonymous
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>Manipulate football games
French Mickey Mouse !!8VEs+8SyqSi
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>Implying Manti Te'o himself wasn't a Tupac-style hologram invented by the public consciousness. >Implying Notre Dame's 2012 season ever happened. >Implying the government's death hologram Illuminati NWO program isn't being tested in college athletics. >Implying the BCS NCG wasn't a successful test. >Implying Impla's will won't be done.
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
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>NCAA Violation >Extortion >Determine the outcome of football games
ihatecoons !!vgG2wPiqlLE
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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This damage control is so comical. This is too much to handle.>we didn't know a lot >we had no idea as to motive >WE DIDN'T KNOW >trying to blame someone trying to trick Manti
Shrimpy
Anonymous
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Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight?
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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>lying to media >needing to sympathy to win a heisman >the city of notre dame
Anonymous
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5 people were pretending to be his girlfriend.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>it was all done to manipulate the outcome of football games
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
>mfw this comes back to /sp/ users pretending to be the fake GF
Anonymous
>>30678448 Don't worry, you will always be the most autistic.
Anonymous
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>>30673914 Yeah... I don't get why he wouldn't have at least tried to go to the funeral...
This story is the best thing ever.
Anonymous
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>>30678537 it's a possibility.
he also might be gay.
Anonymous
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THEY ACTUALLY THINK SOMEONE PRETENDED TO BE A GIRL AND DATE HIM ONLINE FOR YEARS TO SCREW HIM IN THE NATIONAL TITLE GAME
Anonymous
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>>30678551 >NOTRE DAME BLAMING INTERNET TROLLS FOR LOSS TO BAMA MY SIDES HAVE GONE AND LEFT FOR FUCKING SPACE
Anonymous
>>30678551 just go kill yourself. the sad thing is is that you actually believe every word you just said. holy shit you are fucking dumb
Blake griffin's jumper !pSVJEbYKNI
Anonymous
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IT WAS NICK SABAN
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>mfw Hawaii isn't real
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>Manipulate football games
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JACK
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>ESPNNEWS CUTTING AWAY
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Anonymous
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>NEVER PHYSICALLY MET FACE TO FACE
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>>30678576 THERE DIGGING INTO THE STRATOSPHERE
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what the fuck espn
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>i am not allowed to practice law anymore
orange iguanas !!BOmv1ej0VP/
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>not allowed to practice law
Anonymous
>never met >have talked about meeting
Anonymous
Anonymous
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BULLSHIT HE SAID THEY MET
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>mike freeman @realfreemancbs >Jack Swarbrick is making a fool of himself. He's that Warner Bros. cartoon character whose head becomes a lollipop.
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>not allowed to practice law anymore
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>JACK GETTING TOLD BY REPORTERS
Anonymous
>WHAT CRIME HAS BEING COMMITTED
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>crimes
Anonymous
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I AM NOT ALLOWED TO PRACTICE LAW ANYMORE. PROFESSIONAL LIAR HAHAHAHHA
Anonymous
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>t'eo's gay lover's family blames t'eo for inventing dead girlfriend
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>>30678580 >my face when Notre Dame believes "tfw no gf" was a code word for Manti Te'o trolling time IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE RIGHT GUYS
Anonymous
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>>30678637 we're all criminals then
!!uKxoWHArWfn
I NEED A GOOD PICTURE OF TE'O'S FAKE GF
Anonymous
Swarbrick knows how utterly fucked he and ND are now since Te'o's story is fulled with gaping holes that even a third grader could see through with simple questions. Furthermore, it's clear that the admin worked hard as hell to cover these shenanigans a while ago to protect their ass.
Anonymous
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>>30678597 OH MY LAWD MY SIDES
The Internet !!3gXLsG3WAvU
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GERMANY WAS BEHIND IT ALL
Anonymous
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>>30678592 >this mad little notre dame bitch Anonymous
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>have online gf for years >never at least try to see her on cam
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:27:43 No. 30678666 Report The only thing that could make tonight better is if someone robs a bank in LA and leads the LAPD on a GOOD OLD POLICE CHASE.
Anonymous
>>30678619 he also told his family they "met in hawaii" but apparently now he is saying they "met online in hawaii" lol
Anonymous
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Stickies suck ass.
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oh shit this is gold
Anonymous
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>>30676526 Will Sheik humble him?
Anonymous
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>>30677019 >catholic school that explains everything
Anonymous
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Anyone else already getting super excited for this 30 for 30? Potential titles:
Anonymous
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You can't even hold social media
Anonymous
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digging to the moon
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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>>30678434 WHAT does windows 8 have to do with anything? I have 8 on a laptop and can watch streams fine
Anonymous
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Okay that guy was fucking retarded.
Anonymous
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>implying master ruseman is againt any law
Anonymous
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wow Notre Dame sucks big fat horse cock
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
>>30678583 Not really, I live a full and rewarding life outside of the internet lel
Anonymous
OFFICIAL ALL TIME TROLL POWER RANKINGS Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:28:37 No. 30678697 Report 1.The manti te'troll incident
2. Ralph ralph
9001.
>>30678666 900000001. everything else
Anonymous
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Oh god, he's about to spill his spaghetti
Anonymous
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THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>we telephonic now
Anonymous
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>>30678669 LYL
why are they having big press conferences and shit how long did this snafu go on for
Anonymous
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>MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE >MANTI AND HIS DAD HAVE BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING MANTI MET WITH HER IN REAL LIFE
ihatecoons !!vgG2wPiqlLE
Anonymous
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this is just sad
Anonymous
sleeping with the phone on connected to each other? what the fuck?!!
Anonymous
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THEN WHO WAS TELEPHONIC?
Anonymous
....OH RIGHT I FORGOT IT WAS THROUGH PHONE TOO
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>Thanks for correcting that
Shrimpy
>>30678697 What's Ralph Ralph?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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sleeping with the phone on is such a waste
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>telephonic
Anonymous
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GIRLFRIEND HOLOGRAM ILLUMINATI TELEPHONE>sleeping with the phone on
Anonymous
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SLEEPING WITH THE PHONE ON
Anonymous
>>30678697 >RALPH RALPH >not MMB Anonymous
Anonymous
"oh hey i forgot about the telephone conversations oops"
Anonymous
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>>30678653 Because he's gay.
It's the only explanation that makes any sort of sense. If Manti doesn't come out, What else is he supposed to do? He's bound to by regulations on student privacy.
Cadfael !9pQJBLbHI.
Anonymous
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BURKE IS ON CNN RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>mfw it comes out that Te'o is actually gay >mfw Te'o boyfriend dies of a tumor as he's discovered. >mfw nobody believes Te'o when he tries to report it
Anonymous
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>OH...RIGHT, I FORGOT THAT IT WAS THROUGH THE PHONE, ehhehehhehe
Anonymous
>>30673775 Another fine product of notre dame education.
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Alright Manti, you just need to man up.
Anonymous
>perpetrator
Anonymous
Why would that faggot lie for Manti Teo?
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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THIS WAS WHAT /SP/ IS FOR
TheWworld !!8RFbU//b/rk
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>We didn't know what we didn't know
Anonymous
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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>i'm not familiar with it
Anonymous
Am I the only one on Te'o's side here, until it's proven he knew about it?
Anonymous
>>30678723 babby's first day on /sp/?
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THIS GUY CAN'T ANSWER THE HARD QUESTIONS LOL
Anonymous
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>We didn't know what we didn't know
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>>30678695 Keep telling yourself that.
Anonymous
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i'd totally understand if he was gay man
ihatecoons !!vgG2wPiqlLE
>>30678718 my wife asked me to do that a few years ago when we were just dating. I said "no, that's fucking retarded" and we didn't. why? because it's fucking retarded.
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>>30678758 AN ELABORATE SNAFU, THAT IS THE CRIME WATSON
RedSoxFag !!aZRK5/PWQfG
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wait, so they didn't know it on the date of the championship game? what the fuck?
Anonymous
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>>30678697 >no Great Pipes Anonymous
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>This school actually had joe montana as quarterback
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>>30678740 >starts rocking back and forth lql
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WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW
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NOTRE DAME GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:30:53 No. 30678800 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:30:54 No. 30678802 Report Quoted By:
>>30678769 Did you read the article?
Anonymous
OFFICIAL ALL TIME TROLL POWER RANKINGS Anonymous Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:30:54 No. 30678803 Report Quoted By:
>>30678738 shit, rather also JFBF
>>30678754 backwoods retard detected
as a senior here who works out with te'o this shitis funny
Shrimpy
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>>30678772 Is it an American thing? I've been on /sp/ for 2 years
Anonymous
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So, either Manti is a gullible, stupid, absolutely fucking retarded pile of shit, or he's a manipulative, conniving master ruseman
Anonymous
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>found out girlfriend was fake December 26th >tells coaches and AD about it >they all keep the story under wraps
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"We didn't know what we didn't know"
Anonymous
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>>30674552 If we draft him we'll just be glad to have someone who's not a career criminal or something.
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30678759 They're just trying to save face. This is all just damage control. Very terrible damage control at that.
Anonymous
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do not be coaxed any more
Anonymous
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>We are very aware that we didn't know what we didn't know
Anonymous
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>>30678769 Yes. If I had any advice for you, it would be that you need to learn to see through bullshit.
Anonymous
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this guy doesn't seem like hes lying tbh
Anonymous
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Burke's on CNN right now
Anonymous
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>>30678786 in b4 she divorces you for some beta /sp/artan who wants to do it
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>>30678769 How I feel except I'm not on his side. I'm waiting to pick one. If he was hoaxed however, he must be retarded.
Anonymous
>>30678769 But he said, multiple times, they met face to face
Anonymous
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>/sp/ is the online chatter
Anonymous
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>next week
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
>>30678769 Read...the...article
He was very obviously bullshitting.
Also, like someone else said earlier
>Te'o found out it was a hoax before December 26 >Te'o answered a question about his GF on January 3rd in an interview Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30678697 Ralph ralph on fail mary night was amazing
Anonymous
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>This thread
Anonymous
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>Manti's face when he doesn't have a fit bird
Anonymous
The entire story is a hoax by ND. For what reason idk but the names are soo ridiculous, nobody would name their kids Lennay Kekua, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, U'ilani Rae Kekua, Koa Kekua????
Anonymous
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>man-tie
The Blind House !3F0a35K8R6
Anonymous
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was this more impressive than pheno's ruse?
Anonymous
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WE SWEAR HE WAS ABOUT TO TELL EVERYONE
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:32:17 No. 30678870 Report I don't know how I would feel if I was Te'o's troll.
Anonymous
Anonymous
TheWworld !!8RFbU//b/rk
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>He wasn't responding >Notre Dame not planning on publishing the report
Anonymous
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whichever team drafts this faggot is going to be made fun of for decades
Anonymous
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Someone please photoshop Te'os face on Tito fromRocket Power
Anonymous
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>>30678769 >Believing this stupid bullshit story full of holes >The year (1006x2)+1 Anonymous
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This guy should just drop the mic and leave
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30678846 i stopped watching wwe
did they ever reveal who the GM was
was it lennay
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>When did it stop >I don't know
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
Anonymous
>McMurphyESPN: Swarbrick said Notre Dame will not publish any of the investigative reports by school's investigators
Anonymous
>>30678883 It was Hornswaggle underneath the ring.
I'm serious.
Anonymous
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>>30678858 Black people.
dubs if true
Anonymous
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>implying the Jest aren't going to draft him
Anonymous
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>>30678858 this is cracking me up
Anonymous
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>>30678901 AHAHAHAHAHAH
>NOTRE DAME Anonymous
>all these americans mad as fuck that they were fooled by a Samoan
The Blind House !3F0a35K8R6
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>>30678883 hornswshitfuckerwoggle
Anonymous
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>admitted that she had not died
Anonymous
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>im not familiar with it >we didn't know what we didn't know
Anonymous
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>>30678905 n-no you're not
Really?
Anonymous
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:33:47 No. 30678930 Report Quoted By:
>Eating/Drinking at Panera Bread
Anonymous
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what did he gain from all of this?
Anonymous
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>>30678901 BECAUSE THERE IS NO INVESTIGATION
Anonymous
>>30678845 >>30678828 My point is that he did lie about seeing her face to face, because he would be embarrassed about not seeing her ever. A ND football player with an online girifrliend? Seems pretty lame and he knows that. He lied about seeing her, but I think he wholeheartedly had thought she was real, and was just trying to not look like a loser.
Anonymous
>>30678448 Hey Phenomanonymous!
Are you actually Manti's girlfriend?
Anonymous
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hey guys whats going on in here
Anonymous
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>they tried to restart the relationship when he found out she had not died
Anonymous
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If the Jets draft him, I'm officially becoming a Bears fan. Fuck this shit.
Anonymous
ok. well fuck. this kids life has gone down the shitter. poor guy
Tom Brady's Biggest Fan !M181SB.6wQ
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>lennay kekua >le ke a >leukemia
Anonymous
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>He restarted the relationship after she was supposed to have died
Anonymous
why the fuck is this man lying so much. This really makes me questions my fellow man, are the bros on /sp/ and my parents the really only ones i can trust
Anonymous
>Online chatter
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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>THIS INTERVIEW
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
Anonymous
>>30678901 THEY RESTARTED THEIR RELATIONSHIP????
Anonymous
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all dose medals
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Holy fuck, this lying.
Anonymous
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>>30678955 did not mean to quote
Anonymous
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>>30678947 NCAA is corrupt as fuck man, there's shit every fucking year about schools paying kids to show up, it's all about sponsorships for team success.
Anonymous
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>>30678916 >mad we are laughing our asses off, the only mad ones are the ND fans that have to endure further embarassment after the BCS championship
Anonymous
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>>30678901 WE HAVE PROOF BUT WE ARENT SHOWING ANY OF YOU
Anonymous
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Anderson Cooper not putting up with this victim shenanigans
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:35:03 No. 30678984 Report Quoted By:
>>30678939 read the article
Anonymous
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>private investigators with an expertise in this sort of thing
Anonymous
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>anderson cooper is talking about it right now
Anonymous
TheWworld !!8RFbU//b/rk
>Yes >I Mean..... *LONG ASS PAUSE* >I mean, two coaches knew >I knew >A few players knew
Anonymous
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>>30678950 They're making it up.
They already have stated they aren't publishing it because it doesn't exist.
Anonymous
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This press conference is a mess
Anonymous
im actually starting to buy this stuff about the private investigators, now i just think manti was an idiot
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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>>30678939 >Exploiting the fake death of someone for a fucking Heisman He deserves all he gets. Fucking faggot.
Anonymous
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>"Did the team know?" >"Yes" >"Ummm" >"I mean" >"A few coaches, me, myself, and maybe a couple players"
Anonymous
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why did they even do this?
Anonymous
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>YES...I mean...
RedSoxFag !!aZRK5/PWQfG
Anonymous
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>did the players find out about this today just like us? >yes >well, no
Shrimpy
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Maybe he just had a waifu?
Anonymous
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
OFFICIAL BEST POSSIBLE TEAMS TO DRAFT TEO POWER RANKINGS Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:35:52 No. 30679017 Report 1. Green Bay Packers
Anonymous
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>>30678828 He could have just been embellishing since he was embarrassed they met online. I'm not sold on his answers or anything but its not impossible he was coaxed into a snafu.
Anonymous
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>>30678954 how does it feel to be Manti right now? how'd you react when you got figured out?
Anonymous
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>>30678858 anna kerninnenna
Anonymous
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AC knows te'o is gay
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
>>30678934 Yeah, Saban paid me to sabotage Notre Dame and I did it the only way I knew how
Anonymous
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This guy is going to get fucking DEMOLISHED on every talk show tomorrow and in the future.>UP TO THE EAR AND WHAT NOT
Anonymous
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>>30676032 brilliant new pasta
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>We just found out yeah >Uh...we knew...
Anonymous
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HOLY FUCK THIS IS JUST STUPID>HURRR DURR IM TOO OLD I DONT KNOW LYL
Anonymous
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>>30679001 don't fall for it
the 'investigators' already said they aren't going to publish anything that they 'found'
Anonymous
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>online footprints
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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I feel bad for this guy, he doesn't know what to do, this has to be so embarassing for him
Anonymous
Catfish don't leave footprints
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:36:21 No. 30679037 Report Quoted By:
HURRR YOU DON'T KNOW MANTI
The Blind House !3F0a35K8R6
I want to appreciate the professionalism demonstrated by the journalists over there
Anonymous
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>Will she be forced to apologize on tv
TheWworld !!8RFbU//b/rk
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HOLY FUCK>MANTI LIVES HIS LIVE ON HIS SLEEVE >HE IS OUT THERE >IS OUT THERE >OUT THERE
Anonymous
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i bet there was no female voice, girls dont troll online. it was a guy putting on a feminine voice
Anonymous
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>YOU DON'T KNOW MANTI
Anonymous
>These half assed excuses
Anonymous
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>>30677413 >other boards in charge of creating OC ever Anonymous
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>>30678933 Then why even bring it up? Unless your girlfriend is Ms. Alabama or can claim some other level of notoriety there's no reason to bring her up.
Anonymous
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YOU DON'T KNOW MANTI
Anonymous
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>Based Anderson Cooper on CNN basically saying he thinks that Manti faked it.
Anonymous
>just get home from work >check ESPN >this shit
Anonymous
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>Te'o's girlfriend really fucking hates Mike.gif
Anonymous
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>>30679039 they're south bend cronies
Anonymous
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>"What would you say to people saying Mantai was retarded?" >then you don't know Mantai, he is just a nice guy
Anonymous
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YOU DON'T KNOW MANTI
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30679036 Isn't that why it's called catfish?
Anonymous
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>he is out there
Anonymous
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>HE IS OUT THERE
Anonymous
As soon as cell phone records indicate that there never was a call at the award show, this is over.
Anonymous
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I CAN'T WRAP MY SIDES AROUND THIS
Anonymous
is anyone watching CNN?
Anonymous
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>>30679017 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Cleveland Browns
Anonymous
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>>30679017 >yfw he goes to the jets with tebow and they pull of miraculous wins all the way to the superbowl after mantis family is killed in a hut fire HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
>>30678828 source? Been looking for the quotes all day.
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU
Mike_Singletary (Stephen Curry's Baby Face) !!PFWjIRTJ/YU Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:37:29 No. 30679084 Report Quoted By:
>2013 >not living your life on your sleeve
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>He is out there
Anonymous
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>MANTI LIVES HIS HEART ON HIS SLEEVE >DEDICATED >DOESN'T EVEN GO TO VISIT GIRLFRIEND ONCE
Anonymous
lyl even miguel tweeted "lennay"
Anonymous
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>>30679025 Amazing, you've done it again.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I don't get it. Why is this stickied?
Anonymous
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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>>30679074 >thinking you will ever get a warrant for that Anonymous
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>this fucking guy
Anonymous
>McMurphyESPN: Swarbrick: "(Scamers knew) more trouble she was in, car accident, leukemia, the more engaged, focused, dedicated (Manti) would become"
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
I bet this guy doesn't give a single shit about Te'o. Probably just out there because he's being forced to go out there.
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
Anonymous
RedSoxFag !!aZRK5/PWQfG
>>30679098 Who the fuck is Miguel?
Anonymous
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>the least skeptical people will be those who often use social media
!Misha69pDc
Anonymous
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Am I the only one, looking at him and watching him talk, that just makes you think he's really really dumb and gullible?
Anonymous
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I don't buy some of your logic, it's bad enough for anybody to have an online girlfriend, let alone to then find out it was a hoax.
Anonymous
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>>30679105 A /sp/artan who writes for deadspin broke the story, aka Tim Burke
Anonymous
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>i don't want to say that >but yes
Anonymous
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tfw this is an elaborate ruse to sell copies of catfish
Anonymous
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>PEOPLE ENGAGED IN SOCIAL MEDIA ARE THE LEAST OT BE SKEPTICAL
Shrimpy
Wait.
Anonymous
IS HE CRYING? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
RedSoxFag !!aZRK5/PWQfG
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>>30679113 I thought it was an attempt to trip him up?
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
>>30679114 holy shit dude, you should apply to the FBI as their lead investigator. You obviously have the gift of detecting the obvious.
Anonymous
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>that.................uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh...........................
Anonymous
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>I don't want to say that, but...yes
TheWworld !!8RFbU//b/rk
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SHHHHH
Anonymous
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>>30679083 just look up articles of manti talking about his "GF" and what his parents say about her. he's said he's met her and his parents said they were with each other when they were in hawaii numerous times.
it's amazing ND is trying to lie about this still.
Anonymous
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THERE IS NO TRAGEDY SHE NEVER EXISTED
Anonymous
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THIS NIGGA CRYING
Anonymous
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaw yes, fake tears incoming
TheDaringKobold !EI2OluSGyk
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And you guys call me an attention whore, Jesus Christ really? Faking a dead girlfriend to win a football award.
Anonymous
>>30679114 He's going to lose his job over this and he knows it. Just look at how nervous he is.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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IS THIS NIGGA CRYING
Anonymous
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>FAKE CRYING
Anonymous
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DEM WATERWORKS
Anonymous
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DEM LIBERAL CROCODILE TEARS
Anonymous
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>>30679150 It's been used mate.
Anonymous
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He's rocking back and forth. He's nervous. Notre Dame knows this is all complete bullshit
Anonymous
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:39:41 No. 30679181 Report Quoted By:
HE IS LOSING IT
Anonymous
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HHAHAHA HES FUCKING LOSING IT
Anonymous
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>>30679151 collecting his thoughts nigga
Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
Anonymous
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holy shit what is happening
Anonymous
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now hes crying
Anonymous
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>WE DIDNT KNOW WHAT WE DIDNT KNOW
Anonymous
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KEEP CRYING
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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THIS FUCKING EMOTIONAL APPEAL
Anonymous
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>CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING >CRYING
Shrimpy
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OH GOD WHAT
Anonymous
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THIS NIGGA JUST WENT FULL OBAMA
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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OH GOD HE'S BREAKING DOWN
Anonymous
The Internet !!3gXLsG3WAvU
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CROCODILLO TEERS
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44
Packer's Bro Mk. II: Electric Scootaloo !!fBXQ4kK1u44 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:39:58 No. 30679207 Report Quoted By:
NO WAY
Anonymous
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FAKE TEARS
Anonymous
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crocodile tears
RedSoxFag !!aZRK5/PWQfG
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
Anonymous
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>DIS NIGGA CRYING
orange iguanas !!BOmv1ej0VP/
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>fake tears
The Blind House !3F0a35K8R6
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OH GOSH I AM DYING
Anonymous
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THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON
Anonymous
>>30679047 Maybe he really is a Mike Dawson level beta.
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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>>30679154 Y-you really mean it?
Anonymous
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>The most trusting human I know, will never be able to trust again
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Several people >We have no idea how many people
Anonymous
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FAKE TEARS?
Anonymous
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this is so fucking excellent
Anonymous
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It's really hard to listen to these lies and his acting. fuck man.
Anonymous
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST PRESS CONFERENCE EVER
Anonymous
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>>30679121 an RnB singer. he's fairly well known.
Anonymous
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MY
Anonymous
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What if it was a GMMR GRRL trying to get xbla cards and shit?
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:40:27 No. 30679235 Report Quoted By:
>fake crying
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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this fake crying
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
>mfw some idiot media outlet is going to blame anonymous for this
Anonymous
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he's crying because he knows he's fucked
Anonymous
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I am so proud of each and everyone of you /sp/
Anonymous
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AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR GOES TO...
Anonymous
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FOCUSEYE
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
Anonymous
>WE HAVE A QUESTION FROM RAPLH
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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Well this reached a new low
Anonymous
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>>30679105 let me guess, you are one of thouse autistic "not sports" guys that is so upset that a tfwnogf is actually sport related
>>30679169 Jack Swarbrick is a dick couldn't care less
Anonymous
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>>30679221 at least Dawson's 'gf' existed
Anonymous
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>tfw the stream froze just before the waterworks turned on
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I hope the media ass rapes the FUCK out of Notre Dame.
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Anonymous
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dun worry about it guys
Anonymous
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i cant watch the presser but i cant believe it is still going. i can't believe they actually took questions. wtf is wrong with ND
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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i wonder if te'o likes traps... i wonder if i have a chance.
Anonymous
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>focuses >focusi
Anonymous
wait what does /sp/ have to do with this?
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:41:16 No. 30679270 Report Quoted By:
>>30679237 MSNBC without a doubt. Worst News organization in the country.
Anonymous
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>Lance Armstrong >This guy >American Athletes
Anonymous
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>>30673843 WHAT ABOUT THIS FACT?
Anonymous
Why did Notre Dame throw this poor old man under the bus for this incident?
Anonymous
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>>30679237 >implying anonymous won't take responsibility and start saying SEC SEC SEC SEC Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:41:35 No. 30679283 Report Quoted By:
>we were not the victim
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
>Focusi
Cadfael !9pQJBLbHI.
Anonymous
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WHERE DO WE CALL IN?
Anonymous
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>extortion component
Anonymous
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aw snap
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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>>30679278 I know, I feel so bad for him, he's trying so hard to cover for this idiot.
RedSoxFag !!aZRK5/PWQfG
>>30679269 a former /sp/artan broke the news on Deadspin but other than that, nothing.
Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT THIS GUY NAILED HIM
Anonymous
Count Chocula !/OeRZ2quxw
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Crying.
Anonymous
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GUYS THIS GUY LOOKS FAMILIAR
The Blind House !3F0a35K8R6
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> in b4 Mike Shanahan blames Te'o's fake gf for RG3's knees explosions
Anonymous
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>>30679278 he's the athletic director
it's sort of his responsibility
Anonymous
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>>30679269 /sp/ broke the story
Anonymous
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WH HAVE A QUESTION FROM LENNAY ON THE PHONE
Anonymous
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>>30679237 It could be us. You never know.
Shrimpy
>The plural of Focus is Focusi
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30679286 THANK YOU BASED CADFAEL
Anonymous
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>HE'S A VICTIM
Anonymous
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>We are not the victim in this
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>someone harassing your star player >could be extortion or a NCAA violation >doesn't contact police or NCAA
Anonymous
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EVERY SINGLE THING HE SAYS IS A LIE
Anonymous
>>30679278 he's their press secretary or some shit, its his job to make official statements for the school
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Gary Snyder from the Gary Snyder show
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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>I found the one responsible for this Manti Te'o mess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk SteaknCheese !!7IRfc0zHrYr
I guess it turns out he's got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Anonymous
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>>30677503 No way Te'os fake GF is anywhere near fat enough for Dockett
Anonymous
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>this guy in charge of listening
Anonymous
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>>30679286 THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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i don't get it who gives a fuck?
Based Jays Aficionado !mUJMi/v0qw
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>We were conducting our personal investigation >We decided to let Mantai decide on whether or not to talk to NCAA police officials
Blake griffin's jumper !pSVJEbYKNI
his twitter is comedy gold mine
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>McMurphyESPN: Swarbrick said Notre Dame didn't notify law enforcement because it was Manti's decision to make to notify law enforcement
!Misha69pDc
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so is manti gonna have to come out?
Anonymous
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I feel bad for this guy. Damn. He's crying because he's going to lose his job.
Anonymous
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>ND GETTING FUCKING ANNIHILATED WITH THESE CALLERS
Anonymous
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>>30679324 He's their Athletic Director actually
Santino's Missing Sock !e3Yah8VoCY
Anonymous
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that guy from ABC chicago just shit all over him
Anonymous
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>>30679324 >press secretary he's the fucking school VP and athletic director, nigger
Anonymous
This /sp/ know about this before deadpsin broke the story?
Anonymous
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>gary schneider show >extortion
thenephew !UfyMViqBQc
>>30679324 Vice President/Athletic Director.
Jack Swarbrick.
I'm his nephew.
TheWworld !!8RFbU//b/rk
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>I'll let Manti provide the details
Anonymous
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>>30679308 >Implying it's america and not another mistake by this idiot Anonymous
Anonymous
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no amount of jew lawyering can stop this horrible damage control
Anonymous
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WHATS GOING ON WITH THAT???
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>FACE TO FACE MEETINGS
Anonymous
>>30679347 u tryin to lose my sides bruv
Anonymous
>>30679347 THANK YOU BASED CLOWNEY
FUCK MY NONEXISTENT GF
Anonymous
>>30679347 Fake account, Clowney is spelled with an E
Anonymous
HE WON'T ANSWER ANY OF THE HARD QUESTIONS. LEL. THEY CONNECTED ONLINE AT A STANFORD FOOTBALL GAME.
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
OH BOY FACE TO FACE MEETING QUESTION
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
STANFORD QUESTION
Anonymous
>they met online
Anonymous
>>30679366 as an ND athlete from another sport, sorry
0/10 troll
Anonymous
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
I can't fucking wait for Manti to do his interview.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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HE FUCKING SAID THEY MET IN PERSON
Anonymous
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>Point out he's lying >WE'LL LET MANTI TALK ABOUT IT
Anonymous
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FUCK MAN THIS BULLSHIT IS BLOWING MY MIND HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
>>30679336 I never got that song, so are 98 of his problems bitches?
Anonymous
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all this deflecting by Swarbrick
Anonymous
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dat autistic rocking
Anonymous
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>There didn't appear to be a death
Anonymous
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wow the phone guys are destroying him
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This lame ass cover up man.
Anonymous
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i don't fucking understand why ND does this shit
Anonymous
GUYS
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30679407 willl be one of the single greatest interviews ever
Anonymous
I was taking a shit, what happened with the crying?
Anonymous
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this sounds so fucking uncredible its absurd
Anonymous
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>>30679408 by lying over a girlfriend? no. he'll get laughs and not be taken seriously as a person, but as a player, he'll be fine.
Anonymous
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This might be the most fun I've had since I started attending ND in 2005. I have dedicated my evening to /sp/ since hearing about this several hours ago. My sides are gone. Evidently, I am more /sp/artan than ND alum. I'm glad to be among you faggots.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>.....OKAY
thenephew !UfyMViqBQc
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>>30679404 wtf did you say to me faggot? I'll have you know i'm a 10star track student
Anonymous
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>>30679420 No it means he has no woman troubles
What if Pheno was Teo's gf?
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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>image limit reached on a sticky
Anonymous
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thank you based phone guys
Anonymous
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>>30679408 Probably not, the worst part about this is it will get swept under the rug by the media. ND will pay media outlets to spin their story and he'll end up playing in the NFL still, NCAA is so fucking corrupt it's disgusting.
Anonymous
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>yfw it was Nick Saban behind the whole gig
Anonymous
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AND THAT'S IT.
Shrimpy
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>>30679420 All 99 of his problems aren't relating to bitches
Anonymous
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this press conference was totally unnecessary and just blew this whole thing up. what the fuck were they thinking
Anonymous
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NEED A LINK
Anonymous
FreewayRicky !!RHm1xSmzYjJ
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>>30679360 I kinda figured this was sketchy because I googled her after the Heisman reveal and all I seen was like 3 pictures.
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM
Proper Noun's Adjective Noun !!OKbGC4aIDSM Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:45:25 No. 30679479 Report Quoted By:
>>30679420 bitches aren't any of his problems, his problems involve the distribution of cocaine
Anonymous
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WHERE IS MANTI GAY'O
Anonymous
!Misha69pDc
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30679113 >Oh no the girl I love with all my heart an think about constantly is dying from Leukemia she got in a car accident! I just love her so much! >Jesus, I am so much more focused on football right now since she and I are in total anguish, apparently. Someone tie her up and rape her right now in front of me so I can make these sacks! Anonymous
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>>30679444 He realized he was going to lose his job because of some retard.
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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I don't know anything about Rape and a Man
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>this entire press conference
Anonymous
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>U dont know mantai >neither did his gf
The Internet !!3gXLsG3WAvU
Anonymous
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>>30679476 its over my white friend
Anonymous
Who knows when Manti is going to do his interview?
Anonymous
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>>30679441 >those faces lel
Shrimpy
Ameribros, how long until Workaholics is on? I stayed up this late, I might as well watch that too.
Anonymous
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>Turn on the TV >See this on ESPN >Instantly bust out laughing >Know that /sp/ will be full of tfwnogf
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>TFW NO GF AND ACTUALLY GAYB OWL 2012+1
!Misha69pDc
Anonymous
WHY HAS NO ONE BROUGHT UP THE FACT THAT HE DIDNT AT LEAST TRY TO SKYPE WITH HER
Anonymous
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That was a complete trainwreck
Anonymous
Anonymous
if this was a troll job i want to kiss the feet of the trolls and give them a trophy that says BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
>>30679516 Hour and a half
Anonymous
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my sides will never recover
Anonymous
Notre Dame should not have done a press conference.
Anonymous
When is Manti Teo speaking?
Anonymous
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>>30679528 BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN THE NARRATIVE
Anonymous
so guys i couldnt wathc the streams
Sam Koch Fan Club !xcPWk6EUHk
Anonymous
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>tfw people figure out my dead gf is fake
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:47:30 No. 30679561 Report Quoted By:
>>30679516 >Watching Workaholics Anonymous
Taking Bets:
Anonymous
>>30679547 they go hard in defending their football program
they still have a rapist on the team
Shrimpy
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>>30679543 ehh, fuck that, it's 2am already.
Good thread guys
Anonymous
Anonymous
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every time they said something it became even less believable
Anonymous
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>tfw mantis press conference will probably be while im at work
Anonymous
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sippin on dat iced tea
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>>30679528 They tried, but the AD acted like he didn't know how computers work
Anonymous
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>the people who pretended to be Mainti's gf face's when
Anonymous
>>30679556 total damage control
claim manti was a victim
sidestepped any real questions asking why he used another person's tweets
sidestepped why he claimed they met IRL
Anonymous
>>30679575 He's gone now. NFL draft yo
Anonymous
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>>30679441 MY SIDES
SCREENCAP ANON FINALLY GETS SCREENCAPPED
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
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>>30679556 HURRFFF HE'S A VICTIM OF A HOAX
WHAT'S THAT? A TOUGH QUESTION? I DUNNO ASK MANTI WHEN HE FEELS LIKE TALKING LOL
Anonymous
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Damn.
Anonymous
What if his grandmother was his girlfriend? Holy fuck.
Anonymous
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Is this nigga serious?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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DATS MY TEAM
Anonymous
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>>30679598 it doesn't matter
Anonymous
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DEM CROCODILE TEARS FROM NOTER DAMN'S SHIT ASS VICE PRESIDENT. GOD DAMN I HATE THIS SCHOOL.
Anonymous
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LOL
Anonymous
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>>30679551 this
i wanna sleep but i need to see manti first
Anonymous
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After watching the BCS championship game I don't think Te'o exists either.
Anonymous
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>TFW I WAS MANTI'S GF
Anonymous
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> CROCODILE TEARS
ihatecoons !!vgG2wPiqlLE
>Nov. 28, 2009: Te'o and Kekua meet after Stanford's 45-38 victory over Notre Dame in Palo Alto, according to the South Bend Tribune: "Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te'o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes." Kekua, a Stanford student, swaps phone numbers with Te'o. >2010-2011: Te'o and Kekua are friends. "She was gifted in music, multi-lingual, had dreams grounded in reality and the talent to catch up to them" (South Bend Tribune). "They started out as just friends," Te'o's father, Brian, told the Tribune in October 2012. "Every once in a while, she would travel to Hawaii, and that happened to be the time Manti was home, so he would meet with her there."
Anonymous
>ND's_press_conference.jpg
Anonymous
>>30679596 oh thanks bro, by what i read here there will be another press conference tomorrrow??
The Blind House !3F0a35K8R6
Anonymous
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Thank God no one asked about why Manti's dad said she visited them in Hawaii or this guy's head would have fallen off.
Anonymous
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>>30679631 >shaking a girl's hand Anonymous
>>30679541 it is a troll though, that's the beautiful part
even if it was some guy getting off to the fact he was basically pretending to be a girlfriend to some dude, it's still a troll.
apparently this has been going on for quite some time, to where her death inspires him to a Heisman nomination year.
this troll is so amazing he first built up a man, then completely tore him down. You can't do that in a line, you can't do that in an argument, you have to truly know a person to break them in this manner.
Simply beautiful
Anonymous
>mike freeman @realfreemancbs >Theory about why Manti did what he did has reached NFL team circles and if true absolutely explains his actions. If this theory is true, Manti would end up being one of the most important stories in history.
Anonymous
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>>30679293 >other than breaking the story that's a lot nigga.
/SP/ FOUND A WAY
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Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Te'o attempting to get a real girlfriend
Sam Koch Fan Club !xcPWk6EUHk
>>30679498 What was the picture he tweeted?
Anonymous
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everything was a dream
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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>>30679636 Fuck you Australia
Anonymous
SteaknCheese !!7IRfc0zHrYr
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>>30679569 over. sometime before the end of the draft
Anonymous
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>>30679606 >mfw >mfw i have no face Anonymous
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i really hope most of that press conference was lies and the truth will come out
Anonymous
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CAREER RUINED
TheWworld !!8RFbU//b/rk
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>>30679661 FUCKING BRILLIANT
Anonymous
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LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED>foccusi
Anonymous
>>30679636 THAT FUCKING PICTURE
I saw this years ago on here and had finally forgotten about it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Did they say when Manti will have a press conference?
Anonymous
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>we didn't contact the police >u-um, w-we wanted to let manti decide
Anonymous
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>>30679395 >implying he knows how to spell his own name Anonymous
>>30679654 fun fact brosef
te'o was the one who created the ruse, him and some buddies
he was not tricked he was the trickster
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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>>30679665 It was a blank picture lel
Anonymous
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>>30679655 what the hell could it be?
Anonymous
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>Hey Manti, do you know Tfw no g- >MY GIRLFRIEND IS DEEEAAAAAAAD
Anonymous
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>>30679556 >WE DIDNT KNOW WHAT WE DIDNT KNOW >WHY DID HE SAY THEY MET IN HAWAII? BECAUSE THEY MET ONLINE IN HAWAII >WHY DID HE SAY THEY MET FACE TO FACE? ASK HIM WHEN HE WANTS TO TALK HE HAS A GOOD EXPLANATION BUT I FEEL LIKE HE SHOULD EXPLAIN IT NOT ME Jew York City !7GXYsZKtuE
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Wow ND is digging themselves and Teo a deep fucking hole with each second this press conference goes on
Dottore Anonotelli !Z.NZ6Z8HRQ
Anonymous
J.A. Adande's twitter going off right now
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh shit volume up to 10
Anonymous
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What I don't get is how did it take so long for this to come out? You'd think after the supposed death Stanford would catch on to the girlfriend of a famous sports figure doesn't actually have any records at the school
Anonymous
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Holy shit this press conference is a joke, he has no good answers to these questions
Anonymous
Can someone explain why this news is big enough to warrant a sticky?
Anonymous
>>30679636 What the fuck is the story behind this?
Anonymous
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>>30679655 schizophrenia? multiple personalities? i don't believe either of those for a fucking second.
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 06:52:23 No. 30679750 Report Quoted By:
At least the sports journalists realize that this is bullshit. Hopefully Te'o gets peppered with good questions tomorrow.
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
>>30679654 It wasn't a troll, though...well, it was, but Te'o is the troll here
Anonymous
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>This Snafub owl
Anonymous
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>>30679740 there would have been 6 million threads
Anonymous
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>>30679740 because >tfw no gf has now officially become sports related
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
Anonymous
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>>30679740 We are at almost 3000 posts, this is sticky worthy.
Anonymous
>>30679748 my guess is a haunted house or something
Anonymous
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Face 2 Face at Stanford >met
Anonymous
>>30679740 /sp/ thinks Te'o did it himself for publicity.
Of course, /sp/ is retarded.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI FOCUSI
Anonymous
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HE WAS NOT THE TARGET OF THE HOAX
Anonymous
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>>30679740 because >tfw no gf is officially sports related, and this is probably the most embarassing story to ever come out on a single player
Anonymous
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>>30679740 It's probably the most unbelievable sports story of all time.
Shit is fucking crazy.
Anonymous
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>>30679740 >some girl played a terrible joke I guess if you want to call manti te'o a girl, sure
Anonymous
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>>30679740 Have you ever seen Catfish? If you have that explains the situation pretty well.
Anonymous
So what about the girl who actually died from suicide at ND, which all started with her being raped from one of those football players?
Anonymous
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>>30679780 everyone not with ND believes that you clown
Anonymous
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>tfw no more sticky
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
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>Americatfishes
Anonymous
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>>30679728 nigga knows teo is full of shit
Anonymous
>>30679636 >yfw the guy in the back is holding another man's penis CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
can't wait to hear Alex Jones' take on this
Anonymous
>>30679808 they successfuly pushed that one under the rug
Anonymous
>>30679655 How could it be THAT important and not be that he's a fag? Is he a robot... a robot that can't tackle?!?!? AHAHA.....a
Anonymous
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You will never see another Island Nigger on ND ever again
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30679780 why the fuck are we retarded? You can't honestly believe these Notre Dame lying scum bags?
How dare you insult my intelligence. Manti Teo is a fucking faggot liar
Anonymous
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>>30679775 >haunted house having a man holding a penis Anonymous
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>>30679832 MAYBE HE IS TRANSEXUAL
Anonymous
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>>30679698 That picture is fake, pansy
Anonymous
>>30679827 *five-minute rant about prozac and 1776*
Anonymous
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FINKEL IS EINHORN!
Anonymous
>>30679655 >Also he already confirmed it's not gay-related bro, it's gay-related. they can't risk starting that shitstorm now
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
>tfw this thread isn't stickied anymore
Anonymous
Can ND get in any trouble for this. I don't see how, but does anyone else think they could?
Anonymous
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AWWW SHIT NIGGA WE MAINSTREAM NOW
Anonymous
Anonymous
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thread will be ded soon
Anonymous
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>>30679862 Rip in piece comedy gold thread
Anonymous
Teo's a Mormon isn't he?
Anonymous
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so did he get chris-chan'd?
Anonymous
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Is Teo actually a girl?
Anonymous
>>30679827 >manti te'o is a puppet by the government to say that gun control is fake because people fake suicides all the time Anonymous
>>30679862 wheres an active thread this shit is too good
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30679860 actually, if he were to come out this would be a good time to do it. Perfect damage control, he would just be a troubled football player trying to fit in
Anonymous
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>>30679879 sanctions wise? i dont think so
but we dont know the whole story, so cant say for certain
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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>>30679857 you forget the fact that this is clearly a FALSE FLAG
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
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>>30679829 This big sensational shit is all a big cover-up sotry for that, duh
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
Anonymous
>>30679707 >>30679751 wait, really?
now this has some serious layers. You're saying he lied about the girlfriend to...oooh, to get the Heisman? So his sob story would look inspiring? Wow, this is some next level shit. Hell it could almost be criminal in that he's trying to manipulate an award that basically gives you a lot of money.
And now ND's trying to cover it up?
Insane. Guess all eyes are now on the boy, who's got some kind of feed on his interview? Heard something about tomorrow during that last conference, then later heard next week?
JohnSmoltz !!I8tDd8a8PyM
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>>30679827 Alex Jones just tricks conspiracy theorists into giving their money to him. He's a fat fuck moron racist, same as Mark Dice, Fritz Springmeier and all those other cunts.
Tinfoil hats pls go
Anonymous
WHAT IF TEO IS ACTUALLY DENKO?
Anonymous
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>>30679899 to be fair, the story broke on the same day obama started pushing his gun grab
Anonymous
>>30679860 Being gay definitely does not "Absolutely explain his actions". Just get a fucking beard
Anonymous
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Good to know Notre Dame doesn't contact authorities when one of their own players is a victim either.
Anonymous
>>30679892 The fact that he's a mormon makes me actually believe that he could have actually been tricked
Anonymous
>yfw Te'o is going to get away with this
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30679964 >implying he did anything wrong, not just stupid Anonymous
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>>30679933 Wasn't that the 2chan creeper guy?
So much spaghetti.
Anonymous
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>>30679964 /sp/ will always know the truth
Anonymous
>>30679984 >faking a dead gf to fuel a heisman campaign Anonymous
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>>30680010 >losing it to Johnny Swag anyway Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
ergh, chip kelly... my sides have to come back to earth now
Anonymous
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>>30679984 I would consider making up someone just to kill them pretty immoral.
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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>>30679949 nobody is that stupid
Anonymous
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so when do we hear what manti has to say on the mater?
Anonymous
Oh well. His gf might have been a hoax but at least he won the Nigerian lottery twice this week.
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
>>30679964 just like I did
Anonymous
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>>30680024 speaking of fake girls, look who shows up
Anonymous
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>>30679910 he is spaced out of his mind, hardly controlling his spaghetti. this is NOT a good time for anything
>>30679935 in the sports circles, it does.
>one of the most important stories schizo? doubt.jpg
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>>30680045 Really? I DID TOO!
Anonymous
>>30679984 america hates when people get caught in the middle of a lie though, especially when there was an emotionally stirring story. case and point balloon boy
Anonymous
>>30679931 girl was invented long before he was even remotely in heisman contention. He's gay.
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>>30679933 at least Denko's "gf" was a real person
Anonymous
>>30680075 >he said sorry on oprah, that makes up for all that wasted time and careers Anonymous
>>30680077 she conveniently "died" right before the talks of his candidacy started
and not too long after his grandma actually died
hmmmm
Anonymous
>>30680077 wait so gay dudes who dont want to be exposed make up a girlfriend?
oh because the guys would be like 'oh man you may not be good with the ladies but dude we're going to this awesome party and we'll totally get you laid man', or on his birthday gets him this expensive prostitute and you're gay so you wouldn't actually be able to do it, i guess..
huh.
Anonymous
did teo continue to milk this story after he found out she wasnt dead?
Anonymous
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>>30680155 he's mormon tho, so he could deny all sex
Anonymous
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TFW i was convinced to buy girlscout cookies even though i didn't want to
Anonymous
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>>30680155 >wait so gay dudes who dont want to be exposed make up a girlfriend? if you're a mormon and have to look straight infront of your family, this might be a quick solution.
Anonymous
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>>30680047 why you gloatin honky
Anonymous
>>30680182 ESPN did, but he didnt really talk about it
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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>>30680136 that is a wild goose chase, he really did land on the moon without cheating
Anonymous
>>30680182 he was the trickster, not the one being tricked
come on
Anonymous
from the other thread
Reagan Mauia, an Arizona Cardinals fullback, said he believes Kekua existed because he met her in person when he and other Polynesian teammates and Pittsburgh Steelers star Troy Polamalu went to do charity work in American Samoa in June 2011. "This was before her and Manti," Mauia said Wednesday evening. "I don't think Manti was even in the picture, but she and I became good friends. We would talk off and on, just checking up on each other kind of thing. I am close to her family. When she was going through the loss of her father, I was -- I offered a comforting shoulder and just someone to bounce her emotions off. That was just from meeting her in Samoa." Mauia said Tuiasosopo -- whom Mauia believes is Kekua's cousin -- introduced the two. After the initial meeting, Mauia said he met her at an "after-party" for all of the athletes involved in the camp. "She was tall," he said. "Volleyball-type of physique. She was athletic, tall, beautiful. Long hair. Polynesian. She looked like a model ... " He said it is his understanding that Kekua's mother is operating her Twitter account. He said he'd never met her mother. When told by a reporter that she apparently might not have existed, Mauia said "No, she is real."
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8851033/story-manti-teo-girlfriend-death-apparently-hoax Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30680182 It's not that she wasn't dead, it's that she never existed
He played it as being the victim of some prank but there are so many holes in the story
Anonymous
>Reagan Mauia, an Arizona Cardinals fullback, said he believes Kekua existed because he met her in person when he and other Polynesian teammates and Pittsburgh Steelers star Troy Polamalu went to do charity work in American Samoa in June 2011. "This was before her and Manti," Mauia said Wednesday evening. "I don't think Manti was even in the picture, but she and I became good friends. We would talk off and on, just checking up on each other kind of thing. I am close to her family. When she was going through the loss of her father, I was -- I offered a comforting shoulder and just someone to bounce her emotions off. That was just from meeting her in Samoa." Mauia said Tuiasosopo -- whom Mauia believes is Kekua's cousin -- introduced the two. After the initial meeting, Mauia said he met her at an "after-party" for all of the athletes involved in the camp. "She was tall," he said. "Volleyball-type of physique. She was athletic, tall, beautiful. Long hair. Polynesian. She looked like a model ... " He said it is his understanding that Kekua's mother is operating her Twitter account. He said he'd never met her mother. When told by a reporter that she apparently might not have existed, Mauia said "No, she is real."
Anonymous
>>30680227 >>30680217 im starting to believe the notre dame/teo story that hes was duped
maybe he was just a complete idiot?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30680272 Because you're a fucking moron.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30680272 you're an idiot then, notre dame has a history of covering for it's football players/team
read the deadspin article
Anonymous
>>30680155 Being caught between the vehemently-homophobic circles of Mormonism and pro football, yeah.
there are a few NFL players who came out of the closet after retiring that did similar things, aren't there?
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>>30675524 oh my god i can not even fucking deal with this right now
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 07:08:52 No. 30680326 Report Quoted By:
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>>30680260 But....she wasn't real
Maybe he met whoever's picture it was
Anonymous
>>30675524 I can already tell that someday there will be a sports movie made about this whole clusterfuck. And it will be incredible
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>>30680153 i really think the whole gf ordeal started due to family pressure, that he wanted to conceal himself being gay, but someone talked him into milking this story for personal gains. he almost won the heisman
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>>30680241 WHAT THE FUG IS GOING ON
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>>30680280 >>30680297 im not saying theyre being completely honest, but i can buy that teo got tricked online and thats how it started.
it doesnt make sense that we would make up a dead gf just to win the heissman
Anonymous
>>30680345 it will be a comedy
starring the Rock
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>>30680298 Not to mention Notre Dame views it as the athletic arm of the Catholic Church.
Anonymous
>article on Deadspin at 2million hits
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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>>30680377 IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WHAT TE'O. IS. COOKIN'
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>>30680260 >>30680241 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
Was everyone in college football in on this?
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jesus /sp/, i don't come here often but when I do, you deliver.
Economonster !!zpnHVdXzjhm
>>30680400 >2,000,000 hits in 5 hours At that rate, it will hit Gangnam Style's current hit total in 125 days
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>>30680717 It'll chill out
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GUYS, THE ILLUMINATI ERASED HER.
Anonymous
>>30680833 I'm wondering what point is too far, this is brilliant however
Anonymous
>>30681023 >too far New to the internet?
Anonymous
>>30681202 I wasn't implying that the above was to far, but I'm wondering if there is a point where the "average" person would say to far
LuBongos !wxC7M7/1SM
wait I just got here what the fuck did I miss whats going on
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>>30681432 *too
I must be tired, my grammar has been horrible lately
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
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>>30681456 Lolocaust was proven fake
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>>30673775 has anyone shooped the "its still real to me damn it" guy with Te'o yet?
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What if his grandmother found out his trick and to not let it get out he killed her
