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[1396336393] Lewd Devils

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Woman claims Man Utd players had sex chats with her

Lewd devils

DIRTY: Ms Claire McMulian claims she has been engaging in sex chats with Manchester United's Shinji Kagawa, Adnan Januzaj, Sam Johnstone and another unnamed player.

Four Manchester United stars have been engaging in Internet sex chat with a blonde UK woman - in defiance of coach David Moyes' moral code for players.

   The chats occurred over FaceTime and Snapchat, single mother Claire McMullan told Britain's The Sun.

   During their chats, she would exchange dirty messages with the players and would strip.

   She also claimed 19-year-old Adnan Januzaj offered to fly her to Manchester from her Northern Ireland home, reported UK news website Anorak.

   "Adnan's really into his videos. He's a really horny devil who sweet-talked me very quickly," she said.

   "He'd speak to me on FaceTime and have me down to my pink French knickers and black vest top in no time at all."

   Red Devils midfielder Shinji Kagawa, 25, would watch Ms McMullan perform sexy routines via video chat and reserve goalie Sam Johnstone, 21, would make suggestions about "threesomes".

   She claimed a fourth unnamed Man United player would send her pictures of his genitals via Snapchat.

   Ms McMullan said: "I live in the most boring place in the world and had just come out of a 10-year relationship.

   "So to suddenly have all this fun with four Man United players was 'happy days'. It is exciting to be in touch with these guys and to make a movie or two. It put a smile on my face.

   "Adnan liked to choose what colour underwear I wore. He also liked me to wear my hair in pigtails - then I'd get out my sex toys and start playing."

   She added that Kagawa was the most bizarre of the bunch.

   She said: "I stripped on FaceTime only once for him - down to my black knickers and black bra.

   "He was more interested in using FaceTime to show me around his home - and then asked me to give him a tour of mine.

   "So there I was, going from room to room with a Man United player. It was weirdly funny.

SPURS FAN

A Tottenham fan, Ms McMullan spoke of how she posted a photo of herself in a Spurs jersey on Instagram.

   She said: "Adnan saw that and told me to change it. So I visited a sports store, went into the changing room with a Man United jersey, took a selfie and then uploaded it.

   "Later I got a message from Adnan saying, 'That's better!'"

   In response to Ms McMullan's claims, a Man United spokesman said: "We don't comment on private matters."

[1393954324] The official Sunderland AFC Thread Part 2

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The official Sunderland AFC Thread @4chan

News/Chat/Talk/Signings - In the end zone - in the six

Sunderland Association Football Club is an English association football club based in Sunderland who play in the Premier League. Since its formation in 1879, the club has won six First Division titles—in 1892, 1893, 1895, 1902, 1913, and 1936—and the FA Cup twice, in 1937 and 1973.

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http://dis.4chan.org/read/sports/1391268845/
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[1393608885] Sean Glendinning & Daniel Orrick Thugs

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A FOOTBALL fan who threw his season ticket at Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew in disgust during the Tyne-Wear derby has been banned from attending football matches for three years.

An angry Sean Glendinning ran onto the St James' Park pitch after his team conceded the second of three goals to Sunderland.

Magistrates in Newcastle heard today (Thursday, February 27) how the 25-year-old, of Hollyhill Gardens West, Stanley, County Durham, got to within five feet of the Magpies’ boss after Adam Johnson scored for Sunderland in the 18th minute of the match on February 1.


Sarah Guest, prosecuting, read a statement from a club steward, who tried to catch Glendinning, before he was arrested shortly afterwards.

It said: “The male was running towards Alan Pardew holding his season ticket.

“He ran towards him. I tried to grab him. He was five feet away from Pardew.”

Glendinning pleaded guilty to one charge of going into a playing area designated for a football match and has accepted a three year football banning order.

Ms Guest said: “The season ticket had been dropped near the dugout.

“It was obviously a highly charged atmosphere on derby day.”


Glendinning, who was not represented by a legal advisor, said he wanted to publicly protest at the home team’s poor performance.

He said: “I was angry. It was the spur of the moment. It was stupid.”

Connor Grieves, 22, of Lees Street, Stanley, also pleaded guilty to going into a playing area designated for football matches during the same match, but is opposing a three year football banning order. A separate hearing has been arranged for him on April 3.

Daniel Orrick, 21, of Hertford, Gateshead, admitted going into a playing area designated for football matches and as well as £200 fine, £85 costs and a £20 victim surcharge he has accepted a three year football banning order.

Northumbria Police made a total of 11 arrests, including the three men who went onto the pitch and three as part of a planned operation before the match, with others for public order offences in the city centre afterwards.

[1391548341] Sunderland AFC U21 2 Newcastle United U21 0

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Youngsters win Wear-Tyne derby

Laidler and Smith secure 2-0 win for the young Black Cats.
Sunderland’s development squad closed the gap on Barclays U21 Premier League leaders Fulham to one point with a 2-0 victory over Newcastle United at the Stadium of Light.

Jordan Laidler and Martin Smith bagged second-half goals for Kevin Ball’s side on an evening of thorough profession and work ethic from the young Black Cats.

Sunderland, who haven’t played a competitive fixture in three weeks, were efficient off the ball and constantly probing when in possession as they extended their unbeaten run to three league games.

The young Black Cats battled hard in the early stages and, despite seeing more of the ball, struggled to break down an experienced Magpies’ backline that featured Paul Dummett, Remie Streete and Massadio Haidara.

Dummett and Newcastle midfielder Alex Gilliead both headed wide in the opening half hour with the first real chances of the game.

Ross Holland fed through Laidler for the young Black Cats’ first chance of the first-half, though the North Shields-born frontman fired wide on the angle.

Michael Richardson found rare space in between Sunderland’s central defensive pairing of Tom McNamee and Scott Harrison ten minutes before the break but he headed straight at Jordan Pickford in the Black Cats’ goal.

England U19 international stopper Pickford had to be sharp to deny Gilliead an opener early in the second-half as the Magpies’ wide man cut in from the left and fired a low shot down to the Washington-born keeper’s right.

Ball’s side continued to push for an opener, though their efforts looked to be in vein as George Honeyman fired across the six-yard box and Laidler’s faint touch steered the ball wide at the far post.

However, Laidler was presented with the opportunity to make amends when Connor Oliver was bundled over by Streete just inside the penalty area with the Sunderland striker stepping up to send Jak Alnwick in the Newcastle goal to his right but firing the ball into the bottom left-hand corner.

Laidler could have doubled the advantage minutes later as he showed power to beat Dummett and latch onto Pickford’s long kick before firing wide from just inside the area.

Smith was denied a goal after being on the pitch for just eight minutes as he latched onto a loose ball on the edge of the area and saw his curling effort excellently saved low to his left by Alnwick.

However, the Redby-born youngster, who captains Sunderland’s under-18 side, was not to be denied a dream Stadium of Light debut as he latched onto Lynden Gooch’s through ball and exquisitely poked past Alnwick.

Ball’s side return to action at Everton next Monday evening knowing a win could take them back to the top of the Barclays U21 Premier League.

Sunderland: Pickford, Cartwright (Smith, 70), Ferguson, Oliver (Beadling, 72), Harrison, McNamee, Mitchell, Laing, Laidler, Honeyman, Holland (Gooch, 77).

[1391268845] Newcastle United 0 Sunderland AFC 3

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Black Cats do the Premier League double over rivals Newcastle United in the Tyne-Wear derby.

Sunderland 2 Newcastle United 1 (27/10/2013) Wear-Tyne

Newcastle United 0 Sunderland AFC 3 (01/02/2014) Tyne-Wear
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[1390962903] Curling

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The Curling News - The Global Authority Since 1957 : http://thecurlingnews.com

[1389796490] Kneecap/patella problems

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Looking for some tips and suggestions to improve my kneecap, since its been hurting as hell (got a case of swelling in both kness).

Both excercises and resting tips are welcome

[1388483070] Exercise

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Tips for exercising safely

• Be aware of your physical and medical conditions.

   Do the Physical Activity Readiness Questionaire, a self-assessment questionnaire to help you gauge your physical fitness for physical activities.

   One of the questions is: "Do you feel pain in your chest when you do physical activity?"

• Warm up and cool down before and after sports through stretching to prevent injury.

• Ensure adequate hydration to prevent heat injury.

• To reap health benefits, 100 minutes of moderate activity is good enough.

• If you engage in strenuous activities, allow 12 to 24 hours of rest before the next session. Train within your means and do not get carried away.

• Follow safety rules and regulations.

• Be aware of the environment and use safety equipment.

• Wear appropriate attire for the type of sports you are doing. Wear loose and comfortable clothing so that it does not restrict your movement.