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Posting in a new board
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Good idea.
Do you happen to know what "ASR" means?
I just used a search engine and it suggests that it is a form of superstitious prayer. Do people seriously still do that in this age of enlightenment?
http://dis.4chan.org/read/tele/1378122125/1-40
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Its been 4 weeks since I finished watching House M.D. I started 6 months ago, and I was fully invested in the characters. I hard-cried for 3-5 hours after watching the series finale. (Yes, it was fucking shit how they copped out and made half the last fucking episode a regular medical drama episode, and that cunt mcbitchfuck Lisa Eldenstein didnt get her sorry ass this damn fuckers funeral. But still OP cried intensely). Now OP wants to try to move onto Scrubs, but OP can't without crying over house. Will Scrubs take away the pain? TL;DR OP is a crying baby bitch that's trying to move on from House
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>>1 wow, are you 12? SFBE?
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Nothing will remove the pain of watching a man-child struggle to get a real job and move on with his life. I guess that's why it's so painful to watch a immature show like House or Dougie Houser. As for hospital parodies, have you seen Adult Swim's Children's Hospital? It's about a mentally ill suicidal clown who works at a hospital that only hired unqualified surgeons who have never worked a day in their life. Also there is less racial tension then there was in Scrubs.
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>>4 Take your yankfag TV and stick it up your anus! Anonymous
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>>5 Whoa, how did you do that?
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While you're lurking here please suggest some sci-fi TV series or films to watch. Add in a sentence or maybe two to sum it up or what you think of it (even if it is criticism, but you're suggesting to watch it). I'll probably add more as I am bored or hiding from trolls too. An easy one to get us started: **Firefly (TV series) - Space cowboys often on the run from the government. Mostly humor with some darker moments and tries to go against conventions and feels different for me to Joss's other work.
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>>15 How dare you denigrate Britain's greatest comic strip, with your nihilist pro-american gun fucking.
#Beaner
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>>16 Yuh, of course it's a Brit-made comic... about a stereotypical American gun fucker from the future, go figure. Anonymous
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>>17 Your not the real SFBE just another fakeshit.
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She lifted her clothes just high enough to show the fringe of her cunt, and opened her thighs a little. I thrilled with lewd delight as I saw them, and mounted her, laid between them, and inserted my prick. Ah! at my first shove almost I was spending in her. "Oh! lay quiet dear, I've only been up you a second." "No,—get off, and let me wash." I resisted, but she uncunted me, and got off the bed quickly. "Now don't come near while I wash,—I can't bear a man looking at me washing myself." I insisted, for I was longing to see the form I had scarcely yet had a glimpse of. Putting down the basin she pulled the bed-curtains round her to hide her whilst she slopped her quim. I would not be rude, and saw nothing. Then on went her bonnet. "Are you going first, or I?" said she. "I shall wait as long as you will." "Then I will go first,"—and she was going away when I stopped her.
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Which season of Buffy The Vamp Slayer is your favorite?
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the one in which she got raped by spike
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It was way overrated. No plot, and I think everyone who liked it should DIAF. And when I say it sucked ass, I meant it was completely awesome sauce. And when I said I think everyone who enjoyed it should DIAF, I meant it, because I'm a nigger.
Anonymous
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STFU NOOB 300 made you cry you emo faggot go suck dick
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Hi, I'm from the future. In about six years from you current time and date, "Olympus Has Fallen" is in theaters. If you thought 300 suxed balz, try that one for sucking
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Did anyone see the sequel, Meet the Spartans? That was funnier.
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Did anyone see the sequel, Meet the Spartans? That was funnier.
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Clearly "Original poster" missed the point. The plot covers the patriotic foundation of America. Which is that our government is not run by any church of any other nation. In fact, it also shouldn't be run by our churches. _____________________________________________________________ [As you know, all other public prayers are blasphemy and Amen is a Egyptian end deity] Before we begin, let's do the only public prayer allowed by God: "Holy is also your name, your kingdom's will be done on earth and heaven. Let us eat and forgive our relative trespass. All that is yours is eternal. So we love you and we are done speaking to you". ________________________________________________________________ Atheists and Anti-theists are banned from Christian Freemasonry,Satanic illuminatism and military activity ceremonies [and/or activities]. Why? Atheists don't believe that Satan is real. They also don't believe that Satan is the greatest threat to your personal health, YOU ARE. Understand that you are dangerous. You mights say "Me?;But I'm mostly harmless!". Alone you might be. All it takes is one other person just like you to cause massive planetary disasters! It takes: One snowflake to cause a avalanche, One drop to start a tidal tsunami and one butterfly to cause a tornado to tear through birds at a windmill power farm. Don't get me started on the pain one suicidal person brings to a entire city. _____________________________________________________________________ I don't believe in Illuminati nonsense and diplomatic immunity. After talking to a group of religious fanatics in downtown, I suddenly understood. America broke away from the Church of England because they had claimed that their King was ordained to Kingship by God himself and all of his cruel dictatorship over the planet was none other than what God willed. "God wills it" they said. The last straw was a illegal tariff taxation that didn't tell you what it paid for. Both secular and nondenominational groups came together to resolve this problem using funding from their local central banking establishment and the French to declare independence that spilled out into a international war. [ The civil war was the same war as the independence war because God hates: The forbidden fig fruit, Female [women] and the freely liberated. ] Unfortunately, Americans forgot and they are trying to allow these international dictators impose their personal definition of religious will on the American people. Europe accidentally dragged America into the Iraq war and American leaders did everything they could to justify it. They broke the taxation laws of the IRS to politically promote these wars in our local places of worship. They dragged America into another financial disaster. This is unforgivable. _____________________________________________________________________ With that in mind, that proves that the golden rule is broken in the hands of those who are insanely delusional and love avoidable pains applied to their alive state. A sane person only chooses pain when it ensures their survival. _____________________________________________________________________ How does this delusional insanity cause illusions? It starts with how you feel as a social group. If you feel is something is a [truthful] fact and other confirm it, you will use it as the cornerstone of every aspect of your life. If this cornerstone were to ever break, your entire identity would feel unraveled and dead. Anti-theism is dangerous when presented to a Christian who is not ready. Some commit suicide. Suicide is not the correct solution to choose. _____________________________________________________________________ Your response could be, but what about the "Person who abandons a doomed vehicle" or the "Plank of Carneades?" or "Sophia's choice?"or a "Ethical Dilemma trolley train paradox?". [In these games, it's: You vs you, you vs someone else, someone else vs someone else and you vs the future of the entire universe!] These are all philosophical questions that make logical sense when your heart is not involved but suddenly become the hardest questions ever when your heart is involved. Math doesn't care about what you feel. Statistical math just calculates. Society places assumptions based on patterns. Patterns can deceive you. The alive have a choice but no-one is "lucky" or "Psychic". _____________________________________________________________________ The virgin Mary was never a virgin. She was raped and people lied to keep her alive. Jewish law requires a bribe to keep the unwed raped alive. Otherwise, they are to be killed. It is very easy for a rapist to accuse a woman of adultery back then. They hated women. Also unless Jesus was born through a Caesarean. Don't be silly. Also let's not forget Jesus's siblings. Where did they come from? Mary is not a virgin. _____________________________________________________________________ Love did this to you: lied,stole,killed,hurt and destroyed [you]. Beware of the Hedonic treadmill adaptation. Your memories lie too. _____________________________________________________________________ Your deity named "God" is the eye of providence and it is why you still feel uneasy about the universe. No one is out to get you as much as YOU are out to get YOU. YOU ARE A CRITIC. _____________________________________________________________________
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God I love Seinfeld. No show can match, or exceed, Seinfeld's level of entertainment. Entertainment that compromises of absurdity, humor, and situational irony. One example of Seinfeld's superior humor is the "Jerry" subplot in season 4. Just the idea of a mirror show being made inside of the show is chuckle inducing. But they took the idea and went beyond anybodies expectations of it. In my opinion, my favorite episodes are "The Contest" and "The Betrayal". Speaking of which, "The Betrayal" also provides a great example of why Seinfeld is master. The plot progresses backwards for no reason. You begin watching it in utter confusion. But you slowly realize what is going on. You start to wonder what the point in the jest is. Until the show is over, and you realize there was none. At which point you start bursting out in hearty laughs, sides burning from exertion, and you have a brand new outlook on life.
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>>5 I bet you watch it on your iThing all the time, you hipster faggot cunt
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>>10 Actually this would be Cartman:EYOOOO, JOOOOS!!!
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SENIOR DICKS
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EH RATINGS DOWN, SHOW ENDING. Huge promotion for last season, last cause ratings crossed the line, maybe it was all those shitty filler episodes..
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rating are going to drop due to the long gap between the mid season break. Some folk just can't be cunted to watch it again. I LOVE THE SHOW!!!!!!!
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rating are going to drop due to the long gap between the mid season break. Some folk just can't be cunted to watch it again. I LOVE THE SHOW!!!!!!!
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rating are going to drop due to the long gap between the mid season break. Some folk just can't be cunted to watch it again. I LOVE THE SHOW!!!!!!!
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rating are going to drop due to the long gap between the mid season break. Some folk just can't be cunted to watch it again. I LOVE THE SHOW!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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welcome to gravity falls next week. return to butt island hes still in the vents carla, why wont you call me?
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Never mind the Disney Channel.
What about the Oxygen network?!
Oxygen is expected to announce that All My Babies’ Mamas won’t ever see the light of day, according to my sources—and that’s a good thing. Still, I’m more concerned with how it ever reached this point. How could a network ever assume that a show about an African-American rapper with 11 kids by 10 women would be OK and not immediately deemed racist? How could it not see that it was offending, insulting, and mocking an entire segment of the African-American community? The answer is pretty simple. The network saw it; the network just didn’t care.
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You guys think that's a great TV show? What about THE GAME?
http://silverspaceship.com/static/ Anonymous
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I miss her ;_;
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[Verse 1] It's Summertime and you know what that means. Gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some beachy things. It's Summertime, it feels just right. Gonna gather all my friends and we'll party through the night. [Chorus] It's Summertime luh-uh-loving. It's loving in the Summertime. It's Summertime luh-uh-loving. Oh baby, why can't you be mine? [Verse 2] It's Summertime and I just can't wait. Gonna call you on the phone, gonna take you on a date. It's Summertime and I hope you like steak. Gonna take you to a restaurant, gonna eat out at the lake. [Chorus] [Verse 3] It's Summertime and when dinner's done. Gonna take you to the club, gonna dance and have some fun. It's Summertime and when the end is near. Gonna put you very close. Whisper, "let's get out of here". [Chorus] [Repeat 'Verse 2'] [Chorus] (But seriously though, I know how you feel. I used to know a girl named Sommer Knight. She assured me that it was her real name. To this day, I still doubt it)
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Holy Jesus. What a pile of pants. The film is a pile of pants. The best moment was when Tifa kicked some bloke's ass and the battle victory music played, she looked around bemused, and it turns out it is the bloke's mobile ringtone. That scene sums up the film: an attempt to entertain people who have played the game, but not even a semblance of a decent plot, characterization, or anything that will stir up any form of emotion except for a girly high-pitched giggle. The action was impressive at first, but fight scenes are not enough to hold my attention for 2 hours. As far as I am concerned, it difficult to think of ways they could have made the film any worse.
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<b>It sucks.</b>It sucks.
Hiromaru
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tifa kicks ass, Bahamut got cut bad, graphics are awsome, TWISTS?!! ZOMG we agree on somethings :T +all your ラュフステリム belong to us+
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>>56 Your moonspeaking sucks.
And so does FF7.
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Hi, I'm from the future. Just downloaded the BluRay rip and it still sucks. What is BluRay, you might ask? Well, in a couple of months, you'll find out.
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>>59 This comment was made for the sheer purpose of pissing YOU off.