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[1367845225] Wreck it Ralph- Plot holes

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If Felix could fix anything that he hit with his hammer [Insert penis joke here], then why didn't he just fix Vanellope?

This confused me too - but it appears "glitching"/teleporting is actually Vanellope's special ability/boost power or whatever. At the very end when Ralph sees the Sugar Rush game through the arcade machine window, you see Vanellope "glitching," but, it happens because the player presses the big button on the steering wheel, and as soon as it happens one of the "power up boxes" disappears from the top of the screen.

GIF: http://imgur.com/zNN9kz1

So actually Vanellope's powerup ability is a glitch/transportation thing. The story about her being a glitch was made up by the King Candy, and then by modifying her code he effectively made her a real glitch (thus she was unable to leave the game). However when the game reset, the code was repaired and she could leave the game, but her glitching ability remained since that is apparently her "thing" - like Toad/Toadette with the golden mushroom powerup in MK:DD.

However, this wasn't clearly explained in the movie. But I'm pretty sure that's what it's supposed to be. It doesn't help that Ralph still refers to it as "glitching" at the very end of the movie though.
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How was Ralph able to circumvent the security to a game to steal the "Jew-Gold" in a place where gun-control doesn't exist? Is this evidence that the NRA is full of incompetent morons?
If candy-stripes have a rule-set, does that mean that they are part of the game even though this game has no platforming because the theme is racing? Can you race without being a racist?
Why does Felix enjoy getting beat-up by younger women who are taller than him while covered in mud? Is this his fetish?
Why is "Turbo-man" not being played by Arnold Shwartznegger?
If every video game is a stage, then why does Ralph feel alienated in the first place?
how about the fact that a power strip with the load of ~20 arcade machines hasn't flipped a breaker, or that there hasn't been a power outage there since 1984. from what they say in the movie about an unplugging, i can't see a power failure being any better.
If the beer based video game is in the center of the universe next to the power-strip, then what's the name of the game where the train based power-strip exists? How are these characters of arcade machines that no longer exist in the arcade exist at all?
Does this mean that the government is spying on our data including but not limited to arcade machines and our high scores? Is this information used to recruit young children?
Does Bowser suffer from Bulimia?
Does Q-bert suffer from Tourettes or is it a legitimate language?
Why do the characters need to eat if they are incapable of death?
Why are the FPS characters traumatized?
Are the villainous insects in the FPS game a actual virus capable of breaking every arcade machine in the network?