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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 05:26:00 No.3079328 View View Reply Original Report

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Sup /tg/?

I just got the Twilight RPG, hoping to run a few games for some of the girls on campus, and get to know them better (freshman year). I actually got 2 girls who said they were interested already (and, um, one guy who overheard).

The rules seem simple enough, but there's very little fluff detailed, and since I don't want to read the Twilight books, I've come to you for campaign ideas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:39:00 No.3080502 Report

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>>3080491
It menaces with spikes of rage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:39:00 No.3080503 Report

Quoted By: >>3083174

Just checked White Wolf's site. No mention of Twilight at all, in any form.

Successful troll is shockingly successful.
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:40:00 No.3080509 Report

Quoted By: >>3080532

I had someone at work try to explain Twilight to me. Even an abridged version was filled with so much idiotic bullshit I wanted to claw my own face off.

The cincher had to be when she told me that the werewolf stalkerboy fell in love with the infant girl.

OP Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:41:00 No.3080518 Report

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>>3080502
>>3080491
>>3080320
You're too good to me, /tg/.

No Man

No Man Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:45:00 No.3080532 Report

Quoted By: >>3080539 >>3080565

>>3080509

My mother is reading it RIGHT NOW in the den; she borrowed it from another band mom (all three of us kids were band geeks, except I hated every waking second of marching band).

She says it's nothing more than a literary chick flick.

When I said "It's girlporn," she said "...yes."

I wonder if she'll like it enough to get to cesarian section-by-teeth...

No Man

No Man Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:47:00 No.3080539 Report

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>>3080532

Especially since *I* had to be brought into the world by aforementioned surgical procedure (sans dental hardware).

E^2 !!YLvbwSC4KTs

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E^2 !!YLvbwSC4KTs Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:50:00 No.3080552 Report

Quoted By: >>3080566 >>3080587

>>3080518

Be proud, troll. For you have been identified as a +3 Rage Inducing, Twilighted, Ghost-Touch Troll.

Yes, Ghost-Touch.

Have some more Baroness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:53:00 No.3080565 Report

Quoted By: >>3080574

>>3080532

Makes me realize woman are even more fucked up that I originally thought, if this is the kind of crap they get off on.

No Man

No Man Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:54:00 No.3080566 Report

Quoted By: >>3080584

>>3080552

M^2 x C^4?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:54:00 No.3080571 Report

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OP looks like HAL 9000 playing DnD with you.

No Man

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No Man Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:55:00 No.3080574 Report

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>>3080565

Read, and become enlightened.

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E^2 !!YLvbwSC4KTs Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:57:00 No.3080584 Report

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>>3080566

Haha, I see what you did there. It's based off of my current Shadowrun char.

Pic related, it's my shitty MSPaint work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:58:00 No.3080586 Report

Quoted By: >>3080603

>>3080574

I don't think obsessing over a immortal impossibly powerful vampire is the same as wanting two girls at once.

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OP Sat 29 Nov 2008 08:58:00 No.3080587 Report

Quoted By: >>3080593 >>3080594

>>3080552
>>Baroness

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E^2 !!YLvbwSC4KTs Sat 29 Nov 2008 09:00:00 No.3080593 Report

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>>3080587

Hey, I've got that pic. Here, have my last one. I won't even sage this time.

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OP Sat 29 Nov 2008 09:00:00 No.3080594 Report

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>>3080587

No Man

No Man Sat 29 Nov 2008 09:01:00 No.3080603 Report

Quoted By: >>3080618

>>3080586

Ah, but it is! What do women want most? Or, rather, how do they define love?

Or, reductio ad stupidicum:

Feelings of safety makes women horny.

Men... are always horny. At least, in my case, there's never NOT a nagging urge at the back of my mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 09:04:00 No.3080618 Report

Quoted By: >>3080626

>>3080603

Oh I agree, but isn't that selling men short? Two chicks at once compared to wanting an impossibly powerful vampire? I mean hell, if were going to be fair here, shouldn't it be something more along the lines of an entire harem filled with hot redheaded bisexual nympho's?

No Man

No Man Sat 29 Nov 2008 09:07:00 No.3080626 Report

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>>3080618

Well, yes. The point of the post wasn't to give an exact ratio match, just a parallel concept.

So what would it be:

woman: superhero grade 1 husbando
man: two [modifier] [modifier] [modifier] women

woman: superhero grade 2 husbando
man: three [modifier] [modifier] [modifier] women

???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 09:09:00 No.3080628 Report

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Ah. Got you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 09:17:00 No.3080659 Report

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vlah! I come to be a safe lover!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 09:23:00 No.3080668 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 09:32:00 No.3080698 Report

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dah! I come to eat watermelon and kfc! I'm not a safe luvr

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PointMan !!sjoCtjmIoEU Sat 29 Nov 2008 10:01:00 No.3080829 Report

Quoted By: >>3083151

This was some excellent trolling OP, you should be proud.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 10:09:00 No.3080853 Report

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TWIIILIIIIGHHHTTT

I ONLY MEANT TO STAY A WHILE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyVqIkJ69VA&feature=related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 10:36:00 No.3080957 Report

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Good troll! Will troll again! :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 10:43:00 No.3080983 Report

Quoted By: >>3081003

Okay, seriously.

Some explain what twilight is and why its 'amazing'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 10:47:00 No.3081003 Report

Quoted By: >>3081043 >>3081088

>>3080983
It's a shit-infested "young adult" book series with obsessive legions of female fans, crappy writing, a Mary-Sue protagonist and vampires that sparkle when they're in the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 10:58:00 No.3081041 Report

Quoted By: >>3081047 >>3081055

>>3080095
Vampire the Masquerade: The Book of Nod; this rpg module for the older edition of VtM made it clearly apparent that all western vampires, those that make up the Anarchs, Camarilla and Sabbat, all originate from Cain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 10:58:00 No.3081043 Report

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>>3081003
...Sparkle?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 10:59:00 No.3081047 Report

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>>3081041
Also, trying to find the Book of Nod these days for under $100 is a task in and of itself >.>

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 11:01:00 No.3081055 Report

Quoted By: >>3081070

>>3081041
All that stuff had to be written by somebody, and in the meta-text notes on the writing it's all cast into doubt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 11:04:00 No.3081070 Report

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>>3081055
Yea, two of the writers for VtM wrote it >.> Try to keep up. They already confirmed, before Vamp the Requiem retconned the whole fucking thing, The Book of Nod was canon material for the RPG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 11:11:00 No.3081088 Report

Quoted By: >>3083130

>>3081003

What, so they're all fucking Mr.Clean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 11:12:00 No.3081095 Report

Quoted By: >>3081112

So, is Twilight better or worse than your average internet fanfiction?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 11:18:00 No.3081112 Report

Quoted By: >>3082921

>>3081095
Twilight IS your average internet fanfiction.

Lazy DM V !vONhvIg88o

Lazy DM V !vONhvIg88o Sat 29 Nov 2008 18:16:00 No.3082236 Report

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... oh, no I see the cut and paste WoD-logo on the cover in Op's pic (that part is clearly fake because of the angle and the difference in colour compared to its surroundings). If that wasn't in there, it'd be more believable.

The problem with people 'improving' on pictures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 22:09:00 No.3082895 Report

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>>3079634

Sneak some necroscope in. Let the adoring fangirls meet the obviously beautiful vampire in a club or some such go off alone...

Well lets just say if the GM on that game played the Whampyri according to character you just might be able to drive them away from all vampire fiction when the pretty-boy goes all wolf-bat-faced monstrosity and starts brutally mutilating them, raping some till they burst, and possibly using the mangled remains and the few surviving fangirls to create a hideous flying beast that can knock out a MIG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 22:18:00 No.3082921 Report

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>>3081112
It's not even average, it's BAD internet fanfiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 22:27:00 No.3082959 Report

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>>3079810

>Sabbat
>too insane

mmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 22:34:00 No.3082997 Report

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>>3079810
Anarchs eventually take over California with an army of Thin Bloods. Then Gehenna happens and all the supernaturals die.

No Man

No Man Sat 29 Nov 2008 23:15:00 No.3083130 Report

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>>3081088

Nope. Their cells are made of crystal and the only reason they can move is because it's lubricated by the same 'venom' that lets them turn normal humans into vampires.

Yes, really. That's TWO, TWO, TWO subjects (physics and biology) that Ms. Meyers fails forever at!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 23:21:00 No.3083151 Report

Quoted By: >>3083154

>>3080829
Excellent trolling just cause he knows how to use photoshop? I call bullshit. Also this thread reeks of samefaggotry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 23:21:00 No.3083154 Report

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>>3083151
forgot mah sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 23:22:00 No.3083155 Report

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Shit shop is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 23:23:00 No.3083163 Report

Quoted By: >>3083241 >>3083942

So find the right harmonic frequency and they all just disintegrate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2008 23:28:00 No.3083174 Report

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>>3080503
>Herp Derp I maid such a awsum troll thred guise!!!11! lolololololololol

No Man

No Man Sat 29 Nov 2008 23:43:00 No.3083241 Report

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>>3083163

I hope so!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2008 02:21:00 No.3083862 Report

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Fuck, this thread's still around? Have a sage for the road.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2008 02:34:00 No.3083942 Report

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>>3083163

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