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!!GzWmGH6V4eu

!!GzWmGH6V4eu No.16671090 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
It's time for Made/Saw/Played
TEXT EDITION!!!!!!


>What I made
Pre-Heresy World Eater (War Hound)

>What the DM saw
Kharn the Betrayer

>What I played
Katsumoto Moritsugu
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!!J5+vjygjQuK

!!J5+vjygjQuK No.16586945 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Love. Love.
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!!7x7KzlxQrrH

random encounter

!!7x7KzlxQrrH No.16588974 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
IRL random encounter thread?
>Going home from highschool
>what's that in the distance, on the road?
>a dude, riding a bike, arms crossed, eyes wide open as if concentrating
>went straight past me without uncrossing arms
>noticed that he wasn't paddling the bike either
>he went straight down the street
>psyker?
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!YH7rCWzZv2

!YH7rCWzZv2 No.16577191 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What would happen if we gave Orks the internet?
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!!jz5JQZ1dN2Q

!!jz5JQZ1dN2Q No.16533261 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I've been deciding to get my Eyes augmented, and I am not sure which augment I should get. Should I get lowlight vision, or Farsight?
Also, has anyone ever tried over-clocking their augments? I heard it voids your warranty
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No.16530026 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I give up.

I was gonna make for myself a massive, sortable table containing every single D&D 3.5 spell ever made, but when I realized there's no way I can finish something like that before the world ends in 2012, I said fuck it.

If anyone wants what little I've managed to complete, here it is.

http://www.mediafire.com/?jvfhba0s2cx5s8w

Even has an AutoHotKey script so I could make things easier (like typing @d to make it Divination).

So yeah, if any of you want it, or even finish it, have at it. I'm done with it.
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!eVVYqfxP7Y

!eVVYqfxP7Y No.16511386 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Yesterday I was thinking about Mary Sues, and I suddenly remembered this series of stories I read when I was still big into meta-fiction.

The basic premise was that Mary Sues were like fiction parasites; they came into a fictional world and warped it around them by their existence and bad writing. Characters acted out of character, the sue had powers or was a race that did not exist in the setting, bad grammar and descriptions would distort the landscape, and at worse they could tear holes in the story by doing things they should not be able to. The main characters were agents of an organization dedicated to finding the Sues and disposing of them without reveling themselves to the natural occupants of the world. Now, if the agents ever tried to fight a Sue head on it would be a complete curb-stomp, so they had to kill them quickly and stealthily, in a way that is probable for the world (arrow to the head on Middle Earth, being shot in a more modern setting, I think once they fed a Sue to Discworld elves) while at the same time not harming the canon characters that would be inevitably worshiping them.

Thinking back on it the agents were annoying fan-girls and arguably bigger sues than the ones they were hunting, but I think this would make for an interesting game setting. Fearless agents diving into corrupt, twisted fiction and slaying the reality warping goddess at the center of it all, all while hiding your presence from the canon characters. I guess I was wondering what /tg/ thinks of the idea.
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!!W/AHawOYO9V

!!W/AHawOYO9V No.16513373 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
A spess mehreen was walkin2 batel wit his batel brutha n they were crossin da warp.

he sed "bbz will u serve teh emprah 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da spess mehreen cryed N ran across da warp b4 da corps emprah came on the sine.

batel brutha was cryin and went to pic up his body.

he was ded.

he whispered 2 his corpse "I ment 2 sey i will serve teh emprah FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he serv Emprah moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
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!ApPkmtJbAE

!ApPkmtJbAE No.16501528 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Famous movie characters are now Inquisitors. Post quotes.

"LOW GOTHIC MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"
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!!Yoqsa5VTOD+

!!Yoqsa5VTOD+ No.16475925 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Chapter Master: A Chapter Management Simulation game general

>Cut resources to Librarium
>Librarian goes: "YOU CANNOT CUT BACK OUR FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
>Two months later
>Librarian has turned to Chaos

>The Blood Ravens have accepted your generous donation of priceless relics!
>I have never sent them anything

Fuck my chapter
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