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No.14789629 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
RUNS NO ONE WANTS

our group is broke, desperate and without any guilty conscience
what kind of awful job should I offer them?

inb4 suck dicks
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No.14789069 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Golem/Construct thread?
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No.14788555 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
You awaken in a sea of white, as far as the eye can see. You're laying on an indistinct surface, a slightly different white from the rest of the world, just enough to determine ground and sky, but you see nothing more than an infinite whiteness spreading in every direction.

Your memory is hazy. There was a battle of some sort. You look down at yourself and realize you're still wearing your battlegear, an enameled scale shirt and greaves, with your light cotton coat. Your halberd is missing, though, you only have a dagger sheathed behind your back. You draw the dagger, and there's an inscription on it.

"For luck. -S"

S? Who was S? You don't remember. The dagger is well made and has a wooden handle carved with a relief of some sort of animal. You put it away.

Some time passes. You walk an indeterminate distance, and nothing in your surroundings change. You yell, and your voice is strangely muted. You don't seem to be getting hungry or thirsty, you are without a way to keep track of time.

You hear a footstep behind you and turn. A hooded figure is standing before you, holding a sword in one hand. It lowers its hood.

"I am Judgment."

Response?
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DespoilerQuest

!8wYETIp9zU No.14787679 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Good afternoon /tg/.

Since there were some people interested in continuing this Quest yesterday, I'm giving it another go. This is Despoiler Quest part II.

Part I can be read here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14775645/

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Brief summary: Disguised illithid outcast Allariv ("Al") fought his way through an abyssal stronghold, defeating its balor lord and conquering the major artifact called the Despoiler of Flesh. Using it to transmute three beings into his first minions, Al returned to his material plane lair in a tower, and only narrowly escaped an attempt to steal the Despoiler from him by one of his minions. Right now, Al is in his bedroom, facing down the traitorous elf-mage Iriana Darkwind, Despoiler in hand.

Characters:

Allariv "Al" Earth'mus: Mind flayer cast out for his independent streak who became an adventurer while disguised as a human wizard. As this episode starts is in the form of a female elf albeit with very enhanced physical powers.

Iriana Darkwind: Originally a cunning, cold elf wizard, she was nearly killed in the final battle in the Abyss and restored to life by Al. Currently in the form of a muscular half-orc half-elf hybrid. Just attempted to steal the Despoiler from Al by seducing him.
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So I'm starting a new fortress, and I need a good plan to deal with the inevitability of nobles. What's the best way to get rid of them, and ensure that they stay dead?

Also Dwarf Fortress general.
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No.14788874 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What's the Imperium's take on homosexuality?
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No.14785845 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Mordheim (mordheim!) thread! Anyone got any tips for getting people interested in a mordheim campaign? I'm trying to start one at my FLGS.

everything Mordheim.rar:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3N5PR39P
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