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Monster Art

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Monster Art thread?

I need some art for multi-legged monsters, something like this but less terrorhorror.
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ITT: interesting but useless magical items.

I'll start...

>boots of freezing
Wearer will always be cold
>sandals of heating
Wearer will always be hot
>umbrella of raining
User will always be rained on
>butter knife of buttering
Toast can always be buttered without any actual butter if this knife is used
>bottle of refilling
Water can be poured out of this bottle into a lake or large body of water, however whenever a person drinks from it there is no water inside
>neverburning torch
Torch cannot be lit and puts out all flames within a typical light radius of a lit torch
>foggy binoculars
Binoculars that only work when a fog is present
>magically over-sized belt
No matter the size of the user, the belt is always too big and there are no notches smaller than over-sized
>visibility cloak
All characters know your position within 5km
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Alternate Character Art Thread

No.23242230 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Sup, guys. Maybe we could have a character art thread based around prestige classes and other such things? Not your basic wizard, but a Rage Mage. Not a rogue, but an Assassin. Ect.

Also, I'm looking for more Alienists. >_>
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No.23203983 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Tyranid art and color schemes, go!
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IRL random encounters

No.23177389 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Share you stories!

>Early evening
>Sitting on park bench watching ducks try to walk on ice
>Hear commotion from behind me
>Man in tophat and suit does front flip over part of the bench I wasn't sitting on
>Keeps shouting "Oh no I very late!"
>Runs across the frozen pond
>Another man runs up to the edge of the ice
>Middle aged with a jacket over a nursing uniform
>"Goddammit not again."

Thats how I learned there was a mental institution right across the street from the park.
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GM's, are you tired of having to use the same, tired old wild animals in your settings to throw at your players? Do you want something more exciting and exotic?

Well I have good news for you! I'll be dumping Dougal Dixon's "After Man", an art book of the hypothetical wildlife that might evolve after man's time is done on Earth. So gather around for a rousing glimpse at penguin whales, seal beavers, and an honest to god jackelope (not like you're imagining, trust me). I'll be posting a Mediafire link later on in this thread once the .rar is finished uploading.

So let's get started!
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Dinosaurs

No.23166084 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Have you ever been in a game with dinosaurs?
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No.22851075 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Okay, that's it.

Wizards, I want you to say one thing nice about Fighters. Fighters, I want you to say one thing nice about Wizards.
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>you find a vial of unidentified liquid
>"i drink it"

>you see a strange man walking up the path toward you
>"i stand and challenge him"

>this cavern is known to be inhabited by kobolds
>"kobolds are weak. i run in front of the rogue"

>the king warns you against a particular course of action
>"i don't need his approval"

>a character begins glowing with holy light
>"he must be possessed. i attack him"

>you find a strange wand carved from marble and engraved with warnings in every language telling you it is a bad idea to activate this item
>"i activate blindly"

>mfw they wonder why they die
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Tyranid Quest

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You are a Hormogaunt. Or at least you think you are. Fuck if you know, your brain can barely process much information beyond "Kill," "Charge," and "Eat." Right now, you are currently standing amid a giant swarm of fellow Hormagaunts. You then realized that you realized where you are. Shouldn't you be hunting, not wasting your time doing ridiculous things like having a mind?
>What do you do now?
>Also, decide on what Hive Fleet you are, or whether you are simply a splinter fleet.
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