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Hey, /tg/. I'm planning a sci-fi game and need pictures of military equipment. Capital ships, fighters, bombers, weapons, gunships, tanks, walkers, or whatever you can give me.
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>>21523581 I really would like to see Israel featured in more Cyberpunk games other than as a side-note about how it was destroyed.
Anonymous
>>21528937 But I like settings with some sort of optimism in them, even cyberpunk...
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>>21528937 So... how about one in which a country isn't destroyed, rather than being destroyed? That seems optimistic to me.
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You found this thing just lying in a box on the street; honestly, you're not sure what on Earth it is, and the waterstained and photocopied pages that came with it weren't much help. As far as you can gather, the user puts on the headset, affixes the electrodes to their face, and pushes one (and only one) of the nine buttons, each one labeled with its own peculiar symbol. If anybody had asked you yesterday morning if you'd be sitting here with a gadget you can't positively identify strapped to your head preparing to press a button of unknown function, you'd have laughed in their face. Or at the very least, given them a very peculiar stare. But then, yesterday morning, you hadn't read the letter in the box.
OP
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>>21305477 True; there are reasons why it's an actively dangerous power to take, but I guess I never really explained those.
Anonymous
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I've got the thread into chanarchive, but it won't last more than a week unless people upvote it. Would you kindly?
>>http://chanarchive.org/4chan/tg/62850 Anonymous
But what happens when an Engineer manages to build another power devices and then uses it on himself?
OP
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>>21305705 Then you just die. You only get one power.
Anonymous
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>2012 >Not picking Everchanging Get on my level, plebs.
Anonymous
I was reading about how Hover Craft, when on a hill, will slide down the hill very very fast and not easily controlled... then my Mek brain kicked in... SO LISTEN UP YA GITZ. Planets be round, yeah? So den we'z ALWAYS goin down hill! Letz build us some hova kraft, paint 'em red, an denz we's da fastest boyz around!
Anonymous
>>21137938 Mechanically yeah, orbit is nothing like what OP is proposing, but the theories are similar.
Once you get into a=v^2/r and stuff it breaks down.
Anonymous
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>>21137503 >>21137938 >>21138092 …da zog are ya gits talkin about....
Anonymous
>>21131768 BUT BOSS! DERZ BE WIND RESISTANCE SLOWIN UZZ DOWN.
DAT PLAN WUD WORK, BUT ONLY IN SPACE WERE DER AINT NO AIR.
Anonymous
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>>21138335 WUT YOU MUCKIN ON ABOUT?!
Da air aint resiten us, caus we moves it out o ouh way wit da fans, see?
Anonymous
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ITT: Why I love /tg/.
Anonymous
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Hiya, teej. Can we get a good spooky story screencap thread going on? Trying to get in the mood for an upcoming campaign. Boobs unrelated.
Anonymous
>>20939621 See
>>20939270 for further direction on how to comport yourself
Anonymous
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>>20939640 Yeah, I can't argue with that. I'm mostly upset because I was sorta enjoying the thread until someone decided to post his racism and shit escalated. But yeah, you're right.
Anonymous
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Hypothesis: the /pol/aks are not as butthurt as they could be.
OP
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>>20939645 I'm upset anyway. Even if it is one person, why is he somehow encouraged to shit up our boards?
If I delete the OP, will it just fucking purge the whole thread?
>>20939667 Ugh. How did this happen?
Anonymous
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Hypothesis: dumping images still makes threads reach autosage faster.
Anonymous
Do you folks have anymore of these? They're interesting as hell to read. I'll dump what I have.
Anonymous
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>>20758500 Slavislav Slavislavovic, Lena, and John McClane.
Lena I could bang and continue my genetic line, and who wouldn't want to be the son of the Hero of Mankind.
Mayhaps switch Slav or Lena with Stiener though could live through Alien tech.
Anonymous
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There's a better version of Alien Ship with Leroy Jethro Gibbs and MacGyver on it.
Anonymous
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>>20764676 would like any of them but Philosopher would be the best in my opinion
Anonymous
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>>20766219 Oh god, I remember this one ruined a fucking thread a...while ago? Jesus has it been a year? Fuck, I'm wasting all my time oh god
Anonymous
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>>20767497 Are You me?
Sidenote: with band and glasses I get infinite time to create FTL, monstergirls, holosuits etc.
Why should I need that ring?
Anonymous
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>orcs >elves >dwarfs >Humans INVENT SOME NEW INTERESTING CREATURES GOD DAMNIT. TOLKIEN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
Anonymous
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>>20780626 >it's magic it's lazy and bad design.
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>Snow Whales, Dirt Birds, Ice Vampires, Whatever the fuck you want to call the Sload, xenophobic crabmen, 20something sub-species of Khajit based on the cycle of the moons, Argonians and the Hist I dunno, guys, TES is pretty popular.
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>>20780400 Yeah except they'd need entirely different environmental conditions as all the carbonoids.
Also carbonoids are just called carbon-based life, stop trying to sound smarter than you are by making up the word silicoid and then acting as if it has a readily agreed upon meaning.
Anonymous
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>>20780626 No, you're being intellectually lazy.
A fantasy setting with magic doesn't automatically imply the laws of gravity apply differently to different objects sometimes but sometimes not.
This is exactly the reason we have cookie-cutter races. Because people/designers/artists have an idea for something and they bash through all reality and all considerations to see it happen.
If people gave more thought to the anatomy and functioning of the creatures they imagine, we'd have a lot more interesting creatures.
Anonymous
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Tolkien had more races in his lore than people give him credit. What about all the celestials, the dire wolves, the half-elves, the stone giants, the trolls, the goblins, the hobgoblins, the draugr and you fucking forgot hobbits you daft ass.
Portlandia !OlNr1Q.ZMo
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>>20069557 Taking requests for a bit.
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Man, I posted the first serious response to the op. I am so glad we can still enjoy a good piece of cheesecake.
Anonymous
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>>20071301 Erm no. If you are talking about people from the continent it's North American. You need both words, so as to differentiate from South American. If you are talking about both continents, then it's The Americas.
If it's The United States Of America then it's American.
Just like how people from The United States of Mexico are Mexicans.
Anonymous
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>>20072914 I hope you're not implying the DFC request wasn't serious.
Anonymous
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>>20070314 You do realize Saya is really not a loli but an eldricht abomination right?
Anonymous
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>>20070623 Anyone know who drew this? I tried searching but found nothing.
Anonymous
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Sup /tg/? I'm looking for more of these. I'll dump what little I have.
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>>19511963 >>19511974 >>19511977 I think I take Harpy Scout and Yuki-Onna
Anonymous
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>>19502228 >You get to change one part of your body permanently So how many changes does it take to become a girl?
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>>19512296 >>19512358 >>19512586 So in this new system is there any downside to picking all of the gifts or advantage to picking fewer. Because that was the whole point of the nemeses and I don't see how the system works at all.
Anonymous
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I love these things but especially the island ones. I just wish that these would offer an option to become more then human.
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Alright /tg/ I remember about a year ago or so there were some stories about a barbarian named Wurg who liked murdering dragons. Could someone help me out? sup/tg/ turned up negative on both the character and the dude's trip. Until then, thinly veiled excuse to dump story times.
DM Kroft !ScSfaqO.RY
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Oh God, I'm dying in here. Great thread, guys. Storytime caps really boil down to the very reason why /tg/ is the best thing to come out of 4chan. Things like Sir Bearington, OP's dwarf/orc situation, or Old Man Henderson are real works of genius. Some are tremendously funny, others are surprisingly engaging (I have to say that the one about the Midlife Crisis Wizard with his airship had me hooked, as well as the one about the dwarf and Mary Sue character killing the giant). The amount of creativity in these parts is simply staggering. You kick ass, /tg/.
Anonymous
>>19489685 No, I find this trend of wanting to make a paladin lose their faith for no good reason other than "I want to" disturbing.
My immediate gut theory is not wanting any kind of embodiment of a moral standard, so as to claim that the standard is nonexistent, but I'd rather give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
>>19487441 Are you saying "paladins are boring characters" or "many people who choose paladins RP them badly"?
Anonymous
>>19491633 Sounds a lot like "he wouldn't let me be chaotic neutral all the time!" for the vast majority of people I hear complaining about Paladins.
In my 3.5 game, we want our Paladin to fall not because he's trying to enforce his ideals of LAW and GOOD on us, but because he's a derpy, hammy follower of Sir Bearington who we just want to shake until he stops moving.
Anonymous
>>19491651 Well that's ok. I'm glad it doesn't go deeper than that
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>>19491656 For some, it does.
I knew a guy who played a Paladin with a fall-lusting DM, once upon a time. Rather than allow it to happen, though, he opted to make everyone else in the party fall to sate his thirst for blood. This included a cleric, a druid, a warlock, and a psion... though the psion probably doesn't count due to the fact that it doesn't have an "ex-psion" status.
His fellow players raged like motherfuckers and swore revenge, only to realize the futility of it when he never played another Paladin.
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Is there any animal living or extinct that could take a carnifex? If not how low down the tyranid chain do you have to go before some earth animal could be in with a chance? Could a tiger take a hormagaunt? Could a bear? How about dinosaurs, would a t-rex stack against a lictor? Would a mastodon? For the purposes of this imagine the fex/other nids have no ranged weapons and that they are battling on an open field.
Anonymous
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Tarrasque was here - you all are small-time.>inb4 Neutrino Golem
Anonymous
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Fenris' natural animals could surely go head on against Carnifex.
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It's not a fucking exoskeleton. I know this has been said before, but fuck you. It's not a goddamn exo. It is armour. Fuck you all. And I doubt any Earth animal on it's own could take a Carnifex.
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>>19452184 Yes they can which was supported both in the 3rd ed codex that had a dissection report that hinted that gaunts can reproduce as well as in 5th ed codex where gaunts were able to lay eggs and spawn generations independent of the norm queen.
As for OP's question I have two points I would like to make.
One 40K is governed by the rule of cool so it really comes down to which earth creature is cooler than a carnifex which none of earth's creature's come even close.
And two having invoked the rule of cool, it is applied to all the fauna of 40K which is still not cool enough to take down a fex one on one. Even with the tyranid hyper evolutionary mutagens that the bioships seed the planet with prior to absorption wouldn't tip the scale too much
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>>19450993 as I remember it described its much like the self repairing materials we have today, its essentially bubbles of a liquid form of the armour, that when exposed to air (by say a bullet piercing the armour) flow out expand and harden, repairing the hole.