Listen up grots,

My name iz Jon, 'n' I 'ate evry single wun of ya. All of ya are weak, puny, humie-lovers wot spend evry second of their day playin' wif ya selves. Yooz are everyfin' puny in the warp. Carm on, 'ave any of ya ever squished a humie? I mean, I guess itz fun makin' fun of grots cuz of ya own weakness, but yooz take it to a whole new level. Dis is even worse than herdin' squigs.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me wif ya best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I is da Boss of my WAAAAAGH!!!, and da toughest, meanest Ork dere iz. Wot 'ave yooz dun, other than "throw da wrong bit of da bomb"? I also got a big choppa, an' da tuffest Orks around (They just killed some humies; Gitz was SO flash). Yooz are all grots wot should just kill yaselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and me boyz.