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shock trooper arrive. thanks anon! this guy is cool as shit, but there's one thing that really bugs me.

the one thing i look for in GI Joes is that they come with a ton of cool shit. this guy 100% meets that requirement. but it really bothers me that i can't have him carry everything at once, like some other ones I have (SE, storm shadow, etc)

he pretty much has two hands, a head for the helmet and goggles, and a spot to peg the walkietalkie into, on his back.

i've managed to attach the hammer, shield and batons, but he's still got two weapons i don't know what to do with.

now, i know it's not intended for him to carry it all, which sucks, so the purpose of this thread is to discuss creative/cool ways in which you've managed to pack gear onto this and other joes.