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Anonymous !tFj8DP0Frs No.2319565 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>2319598 >>2319608 >>2319616 >>2331958
>Walk into toy aisle
>See last of a particular toy
>Snatch it up with a big grin
>Turn around to see small child welling up with tears
>Feel bad for a moment before their parent pulls them away and tries to avert their attention with other toys.
>They cry more as their toy gets further and further away from them
>Pay for it and leave, with the sound of a screaming child ringing in my ears and all through the store.
>Smile

ITT: /toy/soldiers-are-monsters stories
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