Ok, everyone is too focussed on AnonHenry in the other thread, so I'm starting a new one to get some actual input.

Here's how it goes:

1. Buy a toy.
2. Send me an email containing:
a. The toy you bought.
b. Your address
c. Whether or not you are willing to send shit overseas (at your expense)
3. I send you an email back, with an address to send your toy to.
4. You send your toy off on an epic journey to some other /toy/soldier.
5. A package arrives on your front step with a Christmas present from Anonymous!

Now, this can only work if I get enough of a response. I've got one email so far, but I obviously need lots more.