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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2012 03:04:18 No.618865 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Stories of us taking shits in other countries.
>Be in the Philippines
>Be at a friends house
>First time not sleeping in a hotel
>Go to take a shit
>After I shit I realize there's no toilet paper
>Walk to my friend with my pants and underwear down covering myself
>Ask "Where's the toilet paper???"
>He says "what's toilet paper?"
>He then sprays water up my ass to clean it

That was my first shit in the Philippines. Share your stories!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 02:35:05 No.623387 Report

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>>623374

>3 years later, backpacking in Morocco with my cousin (female)
>Overnight trip from Casablanca to Agadir
>Arrive 2 hours early at 5am, cold, dark, no hotel, only 5 star luxury hotels around
>Decide to rest at the beach, suddenly huge pain in stomach, know I have to shit asap
>Don't want to shit in the middle of a city, ask random guy sitting there at 5am if there are toilets, he says there are some but they're closed until 8am
>No way
>Tells me that I should try to ask in some hotels
>Approach expensive hotel with two waiters in uniform outside
>Ask them if I can use the toilet
>Nope.jpg
>Let me in after my cousin smiles desperately at them
>Shit in luxury toilets for half an hour
>steal their TP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 02:55:09 No.623399 Report

Quoted By: >>623410

>Be in Mexico City
>walking to zocalo mexicano to try a food truck for some epic tripitas tacos I heard about.
>feel hot fire burrowing its way out of my anus
>jesusfuckingchrist.png
>duck into the nearest bar, theres a giant pot of soup bubbling in the corner
>DONDE EL BAÑO?! DONDE!?!?!?!
>barge through the door, take one of those shits where you pull down your pants and start sitting down and shitting all in one smooth motion
>didn't notice the dude washing his hands at the sink in a one person bathroom right away
>he nods and walks out
>AND THEY WERE THE BEST TRIPITAS TACOS I EVER TASTED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:18:51 No.623410 Report

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>>623211
>>623399
lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 06:23:26 No.623478 Report

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>>Be 22 in Texas and in need of dental work
>>Find random dentist via Google search
>>Make the 6 hour trip to Mexico a few weeks later
>>Show up to dentist
>>Stomach hurting from stress and nervousness
>>Go to tiny bathroom in dentist office
>>Notice no water in toilet, diarrhea won't flush
>>Have to ask dentist for bucket of water
>>Hauled ass out of dentist office and drove home

Not as bad as most as it was all mostly clean.. but I figured if the toilet didn't have water, WTF were they going to use for my dentistry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 07:17:29 No.623505 Report

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I can't believe this thread is still thriving cause it feels like i posted my other story ages ago!

>be going to NYC for a five day trip
>have fun
>im enjoying myself, but i need to take a shit
>get back to hotel
>feeling is gone
>okay.jpg
>never ended up taking a shit during the trip

The people working at that hotel got lucky, but mark my words: it won't happen again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 22:29:48 No.623790 Report

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Bump this shit up your arse, /trv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 00:51:08 No.624165 Report

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we'll have to archive it again, /trv/lers. we've got a lot more stories now too...
>this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

or vote it up. not sure why chanarchive would allow such a great thread to lapse...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 01:13:45 No.624170 Report

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>Volunteering in Cochabamba, Bolivia
>Had eaten at La Cancha the day before
>Finds out that don't even local people eat there
>Needs to take a shit all the time
>Hanging out in park with other volunteers
>Suddenly an urge to take a dump
>Run into Asian restaurant
>Finds dirty toilet
>No toilet paper
>Rips sponges apart to wipe my ass
>Feels bad man
>No hand soap
>Walks outside to see my friends laughing
>Never again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 01:40:30 No.624172 Report

Quoted By: >>624183 >>624192 >>624193 >>624209

>Drive 2 hours to nearby town for something called the Rhody Run.
>cars everywhere, streets congested with traffic
>I need to drop a turd and piss so bad, me and my dad manage to snag a parking spot at a McDonald's.
>I run into this tiny ass bathroom with only two toilets, and one of them is out of order.
>so I'm sitting on the only available toilet, letting out this monster shit that nearly rips my ass hole. I'm guessing it was a massive pasta shit due to all the carob-loading I did the night before.
>a big sigh of relief shakes through my entire body and I'm sitting there in nirvana. As I began to piss I noticed a stream of blood bursting out of my cooch along with the pee.
>I had just started my period, right then and there.
>so in this toilet bowl is a big pile of shit, piss and blood.
>I flush and the entire mess swirls around, mixing together.
>toilet is now clogged.
>I open door and there's a line of people waiting.
>the next person in line starts yelling at me about the horrid mess that I had left behind. Watery, shit blood piss water is leaking everywhere.
>I quickly rinse my hands and run out.
>I hop in the car and tell my dad to punch it outs there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 02:36:38 No.624183 Report

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>>624172
well, this story just has everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 03:28:20 No.624192 Report

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>>624172
Dear god that's grotess.. but made for a good read

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 03:30:35 No.624193 Report

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>>624172
Fucking lol'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 04:26:12 No.624209 Report

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>>624172
Epic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 05:48:32 No.624226 Report

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>Be me, living in the Philippines for my job
>Spending time with my filipino buddies
>They want to go to something called a "palengke" which is a open market kinda thing to buy something
>Come along for the experience
>wheninrome.jpg
>Feel a massive shit coming
>"Hell no, I'm not pooping here
>Can't hold it
>Go to bathroom in this nasty palengke
>Hoping for the best, expecting the worst
>Bathroom is fucking spotless
>There's even toilet paper
A decent bathroom was seriously the last thing I ever expected to see in that market, but the one I saw saw actually extremely nice. Mind blown.
Pic related. It's a filipino palengke. Just imagine what a bathroom would look like in one of those.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 06:02:02 No.624228 Report

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> In Philippines
> Playing basketball at gym
> Realize suddenly my stomach is doing flips, possibly the fried chicken, possibly the street food of unknown origin
> Going to shit myself in a bad way if don't go to bathroom
> Go to bathroom. No toilet seat, no TP, only spray hose
> Sit down, explosive diarrhea
> Pick up hose, think 'here we go' click handle, no water pressure, nothing
> Look at small can full of water sitting by toilet thinking should I dip my hand and scrub my ass?
> Turn around, tiny roll of paper left by someone much more prepared than myself behind the toilet, mostly dry. Wipe my ass. Happy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 06:21:19 No.624231 Report

Quoted By: >>624246

>be in poor ass mexican city
>have to take a shit
>sign above toilet says not to flush toilet paper
>there is a wastebasket next to toilet for disposing the paper
>flies and shitty paper everywhere
>its hot and smells like hell
>i'm so sick of the poor fucking dirt country
>take a huge deuce in the wastebasket
>wipe my ass with about half a roll of toilet paper
>throw paper in the toilet
>rub the rest of the roll of paper in my shit
>throw the shit covered half roll of paper into the toilet
>walk out and suddenly feel much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 06:44:23 No.624236 Report

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>be in the Philippines
>stick to friends' houses and nicer places
>go to use the bathroom
>telephone in the bathroom
>another bathroom later
>telephone in the bathroom
>hotel bathroom
>telephone in the bathroom
>mothafuckin' telephones in the bathroom everywhere
sorry no shit stories, even after drinking foul-tasting barrio water

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 06:50:30 No.624238 Report

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>Taking a piss in China
>A small man comes in, starts sticking his finger up my arsehole
>I ask him what he is doing
>He says something in Chinese, continues to pressure my arse
>I tell him it feels nice
>Suddenly, shit explodes out of my anus
>I turn around
>He has his hands held out expecting a tip
>I pay him and leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 07:27:28 No.624246 Report

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>>624231
You're a fuckin' jerk, but I had a good laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 07:37:27 No.624249 Report

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>traveling around europe
>don't want to sleep in dirty bed's
>Made daddy pay's for 5 star acc. everywhere
>immaculate bathroom's
>defecate in peace
>wipe my arse with the finest 5 layer toilet paper.
>make maid clean my shit stains
>don't tip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 07:37:55 No.624250 Report

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>be in Paris
>have to diarrhea so fucking bad
>finally come across a bar
>RUN into the bathroom
>see one of these
>have no fucking clue if it is a urinal or a shower
>door doesn't lock
>people coming in and out of the bathroom
>2 seconds from shitting diarrhea in my pants
>no words can describe the panic
>somehow get my pants down and squat against wall
>liquid shit shooting out of my ass all over the floor and wall
>wiped and ran away as fast as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 08:08:54 No.624259 Report

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>e in Buddhist temple in Guangdong, china
>I'm not Buddhist but im there for a study abroad program
>vegetable only monk diet
>avoid using squat toilet as long as possible
>feel massive shit building up
>wearing monk robe
>decide it's finally time
>run to disgusting toilet room
>monks, homeless people, and tourists praying at sinks
>flies everywhere
>ground is wet
>find a stall
>the door is made of plywood and crumbles in my grip
>shit won't wait
>flip my robe over my head
>take off my underwear
>I've never used a squat toilet before so I just half sit like an idiot
>push until my head feels like it's going to explode
>a single brick falls out
>feel enlightened

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 08:28:35 No.624266 Report

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>>623201

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 08:37:13 No.624269 Report

Quoted By: >>624281

>go on trip to new york
>rumble of the bus keeps my stomach calm despite eating spicy foods and various other things
>get off the bus near train area
>can feel the shit moving in my stomach
>oh god
>dark outside, everything is closed in the area
>wonder why we stopped here in the first place because the whole street is practically dark
>run around, looking each direction for a public bathroom
>see one with a sign, barely light
>run in, all the stales except 2 are out of service
>floor is wet, lights are flicking, stalls are rusted, everything smells like shit
>open the first stall, and see a bum sleeping inside of it
>run to the second stall and see literally see shit on the floor as if someone didn't try to sit on the seat
>look at the seat in horror and realize its smeared with shit as well and the toilet paper is wet with piss
>decide to ignore both and shit in the middle of the bathroom
>wash my hands, wash my ass, then wash my hands two more times
>run back to the bus before they forget about me
Never going back again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 09:48:20 No.624281 Report

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>>624269
New Yorkers are proud of that sort of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 09:52:21 No.624282 Report

Quoted By: >>624470

>be in Split, Croatia
>spend the day relaxing at the beach
>sudden urge to shit
>try to find a public changeroom facility with a toilet
>there are none anywhere
>not used to this as an Australian (public changerooms are on every beach)
>start panicking
>start running to the cafe area a few hundred metres away
>see a sign that says TOILET adjacent to a restaurant/bar
>1 euro entry fee and door is locked
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??
>I've left my wallet and money in my hotel room 3km away
>'oh shit oh god oh shit oh fuck'
>ask the owner to let me in
>he says in a thick accent: Sorry, no money, no enter!
>cant hold it in any longer
>put my towel on the ground in front of the door and start shitting
>he is horrified but immediately gets up and runs to unlock the door
>hastily pushes me through whilst shit is slowly dribbling down my legs

I went back to the place the next day and shouted a round on the few workers and we laughed about it but it was fucking embarrassing at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 11:32:11 No.624301 Report

Quoted By: >>624350

>be in a Malaysian train towards Surathani, Thailand
>Train stopped over Pahang for like 8hrs (it was flooding and the tracks ahead was off)
>need to defecate.
>shat in the toilet and it dropped onto the tracks
>train finally moves

i always wonder if anybody ever noticed shit on the tracks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 11:35:38 No.624302 Report

Quoted By: >>624305

>My first day in the Philippines
>Take a bus from Manila to Baguio
>Bus makes stops along the way
>Go to use the bathroom
>I've only been in the country a few hours, I don't know what to expect yet
>Go to bathroom and see some little girl collecting money
>You have to pay to use a public bathroom?
>Fuckthis.jpg
>Pay anyway
>Bathroom is disgusting
>Pools of piss on floor
>No toilet seats
>No toilet paper
>hellno.jpg
I held it one in till we got to a real bathroom in Baguio.
I guess this is more of a to-grossed-out-to-shit story, but seriously, what the hell is up with the Philippines and bathrooms? It's 2000 fucking 12, get with the program Philippines. Half the stories in this thread are about how the Philippines fails at bathrooms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 12:21:07 No.624305 Report

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>>624302
I have stories of philippines as well, it's just a poor country (most parts not really suited for tourists too), but to be honest it's the same in a lot of other countries: China, Thailand, Indonesia etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 15:19:19 No.624336 Report

Quoted By: >>624350

Night bus in Cambodia, from Siam Raep to Sihanoukville. Story isn't me, but another bunch of idiotic backpackers in the bus.
> on the road in the middle of bumfuck Cambodian countryside, pitch black, for 4 hours
> Cambodian food is spicy, not every stomach can handle
> One of the backpackers ask the driver when is the next stop, he replies some nincopoop, guess it's in two hours
> nope.jpg
> idiotic backpacker and some females start negociating to stop ASAP
> driver refuses and eventually, they threaten to piss and shit in the bus
> they insist and go on an idiotic banter about how they're going to complain and ruin this bus company
> driver finally accepts and stops over in some small village with like 10 houses or so
> lights up the light beams, since there is no lights in the village
> pitch black 5 meters from the bus
> some people start to piss in the open light beams, including girls, just not to be in the dark
> idiotic backpackers all run in the dark to release the fury a bit further
> dogs
> huge dogs every fucking where, with no leash, growling and threatening
> girls freak out, all run back inside the bus
> they have to endure their bus diarrhea for another 2 hours, suffering look on their face is gorgeous
> driver has a master troll face during the rest of the trip

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 16:10:37 No.624350 Report

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>>624301
when you least expect it anon... SLIT.
>>624336
lol'd.

this is merely a piss story and not much to it, but here goes.
>In Costa Rica
>in hippie jungle heaven conservation area
>house on stilts, little rope bridges between trees
>have to take a huge beer-fuelled pee at night
>separate bathroom building is about 5 minute walk away, in dark.
>dark jungle trees all around me
>youknowwherethisisgoing.jpg
>take a huge piss on a tree, in the dark
>faint light from my room/moon/whatever, "nightmode eyes" engaged, so i can just make out shapes
>see two bright little frogs hopping away, looking real mad
>mfw when i realized i soaked those frogs in a stream of piss.
i think they might have been mating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 22:10:14 No.624445 Report

Quoted By: >>624455

Not really a horror story or anything, but here goes.
>High school trip to Spain and Italy
>Once we arrive in our Madrid hotel, inaugurate the toilet with an oblation to the shit god
>The smell inundates the room for two days
>Room mate also grants libations to the shit god with much bedlam and fire, noise must be heard all the way to Zaragoza
>Go to Toledo. Visits blacksmith's shop. The shit is building...it must have been all that jamón ibérico and the tortilla I had for breakfast...
>Forge a log of shit as intrepid as the sword of Alfonso VI
>Leave Castilla-La Mancha, 8 hour bus to Barcelona
>Not me, but someone carpet bombs the bus. The all of us must languish in this stinking harbor.
>Actually stop in Zaragoza, eat at café with friend. Friend eats a HUGE plate of churros y chocolaté.
>Literally stays in the bathroom for 45 minutes, think he's dead, about time for departure so I go back to
the basilica where we were to meet up.
>He comes 20 minutes later JUST before we had to leave.

More to come.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2012 22:30:02 No.624455 Report

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>>624445
>Once again, inaugurate the toilet of our Barcelona hotel with shit.
>Saw a little boy shitting in the bushes in the middle of the street
>Saw a dog shit in the middle of the side walk
>The next day is a fucking 6 hour free day in Las Ramblas after we take a brief tour
>Go to the market (forgot name), had god tier paella, try all kinds of unknown seafood and fruits at the vendors
>Walk up and down the avenue a hundred times, once again the shit rises
>It reaches a fever pitch; ask to shit in a local café
>PUMMEL THE FUCKING TOILET
>Luckily I speak Spanish and have a nice laugh with the café owner afterward over some coffee.
>We leave Spain a few days later on a ferry to Civitavecchia
>Probably one of the worst boat rides of life; its cramped and unbearably hot and muggy within.
>Really frigid on the deck, not to mention crowded with loud ass Italian beepi boppi teenagers
>Make the horrible decision to wear a camel hair sports jacket all day (shit looked fly)
>Oh god the heat, the chafing, the moistness.
>Hit our cabin's (basically a closet with beds and a bathroom) toilet like a howitzer a total of 4 times
>I didn't even eat anything, it was basically just hot liquid
>Finally arrive at Civitavecchia, take a bus to Rome.
>Oddly enough have no crazy shit adventures in Italy.

After 8 days of warfare within my bowels, an armistice was finally called.
That was a great trip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2012 00:10:05 No.624470 Report

Quoted By: >>624721

>>624282
This is the shittiest of shit-tier right here, lol.

Not me but...
>Friend of a friend, first time in Thailand, fat guy
>Goes to the bathroom,?.
>Later on ask another friend when they're alone,
"How do I use the bathroom?",
"You squat, Why?...Don't tell me you sat down?"
"Ugh, fuck, I did."
When in doubt just ask.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2012 22:34:00 No.624721 Report

Quoted By: >>624734

>>624470
You made me puke in my mouth a little.

Oh god, why would he even sit in there...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2012 22:42:31 No.624728 Report

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Bump for some more shitty stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2012 23:05:43 No.624734 Report

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>>624721
Yeah, he must've ran into one of the raised squatters' .
Some form of hep for sure.

Moroccan

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Moroccan Fri 17 Aug 2012 03:58:43 No.624814 Report

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So much lulz in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2012 06:54:46 No.624875 Report

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>graduate highschool, go to a local community college
>all my hipster friends go to universities in nyc
>visit them
>eat something ethnic off a street cart
>party all night
>the next day, walking around, visiting random bullshit in manhattan
>have to poo
>oh look a mcdonalds
>bathroom is rusted out, a shell of civilization once promised
>the runs decide my fate
>poo water
>time to clean up
>no toilet paper
>do what i can, think about whiping my ass with my underwear and abandoning it
>man up, put on a man face, and do a man walk right out that door back to my friends
>we visit a dorm with some really cute girl
>immediately request bathroom access from her
>clean myself up with glorious toilet paper
>leave the bathroom casually
>shes the daughter of a well known marijuana activist

thats my story

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2012 21:40:07 No.625034 Report

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Bumpity boopity turd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2012 11:20:08 No.626081 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2012 20:34:57 No.626206 Report

Quoted By: >>626235

this has to be the most awesome thread ever on /trv/
my sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2012 21:53:34 No.626234 Report

Quoted By: >>626236

My friend is a big tough guy so he makes travelling easy, but I fucking hate him for this story. It's like I was living a nightmare, and easily ruined our Europe trip. I legitimately wish I could have just died or something;

>Visiting Spain with friend, Madrid
>In the big park in the city on a lazy Sunday
>While sitting on a bench feeding birds, friend practically shouts
>"MAN THAT MEXICAN FOOD GOES RIGHT THROUGH ME, I GOTTA DROP A DEUCE."
>Tell him to be quiet and go use the toilets
>"THE PARK ONES? FUCK THAT I AIN'T PAYING TO USE NO COMMUNIST SHITTER"
>Ask him to be quiet and offer to pay for him
>"DUDE NO TIME, IT'S COMING DOWN THE PIPES RIGHT NOW."
>He walks possibly slightly behind the bench but not really, perhaps he believes he's invisible?
>Friend is regional champion of Poopan Gaems, I know the park will not survive this
>Plead for him to be quiet and to not do what he's about to
>"I CLAIM THIS LAND IN THE NAME OF *insert friend name*!"
>Open the floodgates
>Like the Great Deluge of biblical proportions, a torrent of water, but brown, erupts forth
>All over the birds I was feeding

Cont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2012 21:53:40 No.626235 Report

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>>626206
I once saw somewhere that what makes the greatest travel stories are those moments where you suffer the most and feel the most lost in the world.

This thread is such a great proof of this statement.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2012 21:54:26 No.626236 Report

Quoted By: >>626241 >>626275

>>626234

>"YO GIME THAT BREAD!"
>Start crying, begging him to be quiet and to get his shit together
>Starts throwing shit bread at some absent trashcan across the gravel area and also in the fountain
>Like 5 minutes of this and some cops happen upon the area
>"DUDE I JUST COMMITED AN ACT OF WAR BACK HERE!"
>Start shouting and running towards us
>Scare the birds who were covered in shit, remember
>They go flying all over the fuck, scattering shit all over the cops
>Birds are shit
>Cops are shit
>Park is shit
>Life is shit
>Run away forever screaming and crying
>Hear friend running off in some other direction hollering "USA! USA! USA!"

I'm sorry Spain

>His face while dropping the bomb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2012 21:59:13 No.626241 Report

Quoted By: >>626283

>>626236
Holy shit, anon, did you bring your friend to a psycho hospital or something ?

I would not even sleep in the same building as him after such a fuckfest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2012 22:27:44 No.626253 Report

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>be working as a volunteer paramedic at T in the Park festival
>like 75k people
>had some terrible chips (french fries)
>go to the portaloo, manage to rip down black cargoes and fuck off utility belt
>in my rush forgot to lock door, WHY?!
>in walks some drunk bastard, doesn't see / care I'm here
>takes down fly and removes this absolutely massive phallus
>THEFUCK?
>I cough and he looks at me and sees that I have a utility belt, black cargoes and a hi-viz jacket
>ARE YOU A FUCKING PIG?
>Nononononononononononononononono!
>he leaves
>mfw I nearly got raped and stabbed for looking like a cop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2012 23:29:28 No.626275 Report

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>>626236
Oh god your story made me laugh tears. Thanks for making my day, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Aug 2012 23:45:20 No.626283 Report

Quoted By: >>626297

>>626241

He's always like that, he's a total douche. But like I said, he's a big tough guy so I take him with me for travel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Aug 2012 00:35:18 No.626297 Report

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>>626283
Bringing a guy like seems likely to get you more shit than you'd have if you went alone, imo...

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