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Hey there Australians, Amerifag here with a couple questions regarding Australian citizenship and your tax system. Here's a bit of information background in case it might help: 20 year old Amerifag looking to get out of here asap. Money isn't an issue, as the family and I are well connected with investors and real-estate. Reason I'm looking into australia is that the american economy is still in the shitter and getting worse (unemployment still up high), regardless of what the media's saying. Also, a little over half of us citizens at the moment are exempt from having to pay taxes, which leaves the tax hikes to the people who do work very hard for their incomes. Increased tax rate depending on your annual income, it's ludicrous that half of us half to pull the deadweight of the other 50%. With that said I'd like to get out before the weakening dollar is a fully sunken ship in comparison to the currency worth of other countries. So here's the questions:>1.) How difficult would it be to gain Australian citizenship, considering money is not an issue and already have a prospering career lined up and going good but no college degree? >2.) What is the tax system structure in Australia and do you get taxed more depending on your income? >3.) I've read that it takes roughly 4 years to become a full citizen. What first steps would I need to take to legally live there for 4 years to get that citizenship? If there's anything that you would like to add that I should probably know then go for it. Thanks in advance, aussie bros.
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>>460694 I am a queenslander.
>>460703 80,000 is very high. that's more than twice the average, keep in mind.
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>>460704 40k you would be struggling to live in sydney
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>>460642 Immigration is a federal issue, and does not vary from state to state.
Source: Me, I work for Immigration.
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Hello OP, not sure if you are still bothering with this thread but I will give my 10 cents (our smallest coin denomination is 5c) Firstly, Australia is not quite as good as people claim it to be, but no where near as bad as some say. It is a moderate multicultural western nation with reasonable standards of living, good healthcare, and a political system that is dramatic but largely non-interfering. The tax rates in Australia I believe are a little higher than the US but they are extremely stable and all taxes are figured into the ticket price of goods. income tax, corporate tax, and GST are uniform between states (payroll tax will probably vary). One thing to keep in mind as a self employed person is that we have compulsory superannuation (Pension plan at 9% of earnings). If you worked for a company that 9% would mostly be above the advertised wage, but self employed have to fund that figure themselves (as a side political note, it means our national social security system is actually solvent) I am no expert, but I would say that it wouldn't be too hard for you to be eligible for permanent residency, but i would guess the paperwork would be a pain as it would be for any country. Where you want to live is up to you, but if I were you I would look at some Australian government websites at regional employment figures to get an idea where the action is. Yes, WA is by far the star of the show but the state capital Perth is best suited for growing up and having a family (which may not appeal to a 20 yr old)
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>>460641 I hate to tell you, but despite all the nonsense spewed in the media, the U.S. tax system works the same way. It's called a "marginal rate" system.
Source: the IRS Code, Section 1. It's all spelled out in the Form 1040 Instructions, if you want to download them off the
IRS.gov website.
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Where are some of the best-preserved, beautiful ancient temples?
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>>462328 Just in case anyone is really interested, the fucking rules:
1. Conserve the heritage value of an historic place. Do not remove, replace or substantially alter its intact or repairable character-defining elements. Do not move a part of an historic place if its current location is a character-defining element.
2. Conserve changes to an historic place that, over time, have become character-defining elements in their own right.
3. Conserve heritage value by adopting an approach calling for minimal intervention.
4. Recognize each historic place as a physical record of its time, place and use. Do not create a false sense of historical development by adding elements from other historic places or other properties, or by combining features of the same property that never coexisted.
5. Find a use for an historic place that requires minimal or no change to its character-defining elements.
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>>462328 >>462330 I'm not sure how much I agree. Mainly because there's a thin line between restoration, conservation, and replication.
But anyways, in the case of the Temple of Ephesus, I'm totally in favor of building a replica, and you'll see why in just one second...
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>>462383 >>462330 >>462318 See that one column there. That's all they could piece together from the Temple ruins.
Two millenia under the Christians then the Muslims left it not even as rubble. They took it apart piece by piece because it was a potent symbol of the old religions.
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I don't disagree with restoring an ancient building to a point. But building a wholesale copy with modern materials? No thanks.There is plenty of awe-inspiring modern architecture out there if I want to see a brand new building.
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Palmyra
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmyra I traveled there about 10 years ago with my dad and brothers.
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Hey guys, any suggestions for a trip to Brussels this summer (1-3 days). Thanks!
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>>461750 What? No it most certainly is not, and how ignorant are you that you imply that only rich hippy-wannabes travel there?
Jesus, grow up a little.
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OP -- you see that picture you posted? That's all there is to do in Brussels. Go to Brugge, Leuven, or Ghent.
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Give a wander around the old city, go see the Military and Comics museums, and drink one of everything in Delirium and have the hangover drinks in the Mort Subite. Thats what I did when I went over to visit my buddy last Christmas and it was great fun
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OP here,
>>461733 Just passing through on my way to Paris from Amsterdam. I thought i might kill a day there.
>>461768 That sounds like a good idea, thanks
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Go eat some mussels and fries at Chez Leon's.
www.chezleon.be Oh yeah, and go watch Mannekin Piss.
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What is the best beach town in Southern Thailand? Looking for something that is nice but not as heavily touristed as say, Phuket or Koh Samui. Planning a trip this summer, will spend almost a month trekking through out Laos and would like to find a nice beach to top it off. Looking at Koh Tao at the moment, any other suggestions?
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>>461601 Still planning, but will be coming into Bangkok from the North, then boating.
>>461642 I understand the Andaman sea is better for diving / snorkeling, my concern is the amount of tourists about. As an Australian, I want to avoid as many drunk embarrassing fellow Aussies I can as I will be going in the high season.
So basically I'm leonardo dicapro in the beach, looking for a hidden gem of a beach town.
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>>461811 >>looking for a hidden gem of a beach town. The really hidden gems don't have tourist facilities (just fish canneries) or English speakers. I'd say there are no completely untouristed islands left in Thailand, but you can probably find some less developed coastal towns on the mainland, way down south. You might head all the way down to Yala, on the border, and look for a coastal village there. The deep-south border provinces get few tourists, partly because they're too far away unless you're going to (or coming from) Malaysia overland, and of course, partly because there's been a low-grade separatist war going on for the last 40-odd years. But most of the targets have been Thai government institutions--the PULO don't seem to be the tourist-kidnapping kind of insurgents. If you do go down there, don't drink in public and learn some Malay--most of the natives of the four Southernmost provinces are not Thai.
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>>461830 >>Yala *Pattani. Yala's the landlocked one just West of Pattani, and the only one of the disputed border provinces I've hung out in.
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>>461811 you have to take the train. The exprience alone will be amazing. Get second Class, it's cheaper then first and will be a great experience. If you really want some fun, sit third. When putting your feet up take your shoes off. And at night DO NOT EVER PUT YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND DEAR GOD DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE FLOOR. PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LOOK AT THE FLOOR! PROMISE!
Don't get fucked on the taxi going to the train. It shouldn't be more then 1100 bhat and even then that is expensive.
the beach i circled on KPG has next to nothing. but the island gets over run. it really comes down to when you go to it. I prefer Koh Tao to any of the other islands i went to.
If you aren't dead set on Thailand then head over to Cambodia the beaches there are amazing and a hell of a lot less traveled. granted there still might be drunken ausies there.
When i was there I met like 2 ausies , and none of them were on koh toa. my entire time in SEA i only met 2 Americans and 1 Canadian, thankfully.
You will have a great time! Enjoy dude.
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>>461642 I stayed on Koh Chang for a week, at Lonely Beach. It's a five-hour bus ride from Bangkok, followed by maybe an hour on the ferry and half an hour on a baht-bus.
Warapura Resort is gorgeous but expensive. I don't knwo what their prices are like now; in high season it was 2000 baht a night. You can get a beach hut for 300 to 500 baht. BB Divers has rooms for 500.
The first night, I stayed in a beach hut. A rat chewed into my backpack and destroyed everything in it. I didn't stay there another night. I went to BB Divers; you could hear the rats scrabbling in the ceiling, but they didn't come into the room.
Buy your own mosquito net and bring it with you.
I spent my last two nights at Warapura. It's gorgeous. If you can afford it, stay there.
For food, there are a dozen good places. Siam Hut has a really nice cheap patio. Joy's Kitchen has fresh fish brought in every evening. There's a restaurant down a dirt path that some French guy runs (he married a local), which is excellent. There's a bar that runs movies every night -- buy a beer and sit down to watch.
Buy doxycycline and start taking it before you arrive. Malaria.
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Ok, now post the best three cities you've ever been and the worst three. I'll go first: 1) Leuven (girls, safe) 2) Amsterdam (relax) 3) Yokohama (peaceful, sea breeze) 1) Havana (disgusting; 3rd world atitude) 2) Rome (hate italians) 3) Cairo (annoying muslims)
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Best 1. NYC - Museums, shopping, sheer overwhelming amount of things to see and do. And New Yorkers have a great character. Only place in america where people walk around. Cons- Can be slightly too much in height of summer. But then again, the variety of climate is also a plus point. 2. Stockholm - Clean, everything runs on time, yet it has soul too. People are very friendly (and stunningly attractive) and basically all speak english. Some great city architecture, then the archipelago has wonderful natural scenery. Food is great, too. Cons- Everything is pretty expensive. However, everything is also of high quality, so you get what you pay for really. Slightly lacking in terms of things to do, as it's not a very big city, but there's plenty to keep you entertained for a week or so. More of a place to live than visit. 3. Berlin - Just fucking cool. Loads to do, cheap. Cons - Not the prettiest place in the world, but it's got it's own charm. Some parts are a bit seedy. Honourable mentions - Paris (tied with berlin tbh - absolutely gorgeous, loads to do, but people can be unfriendly) London (But fairly biased being my hometown, hence why not top three), Newcastle UK (people are ridiculously friendly) Worst 1. Kissimee (i think that's its name) - Strangest place i have been my whole life. Basically a town owned by Disney, near the parks. To say it has no soul is an understatement, it's basically been built as like some happy place. People are so creepily nice and fake, all houses look the same, like being in a horror movie. 2. Oxford - Sure some of the colleges are quite pretty/impressive, but there are better examples of that sort of architecture (Cambridge/Bath/parts of London) Some of the rudest people i've seen, whether it's the snobby students or the snobby locals who wish they were students. Shops are shit, everything's just a bit too dirty or crap considering how expensive it is.
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>>462229 i didn't mean to insult you at all. I thought it was quite clear that i was asking a question and not claiming anything or attempting to insult anyone. I really have no idea why you got so mad over a simple question and it kind of worries me.
I'm just worried that a lot of people go there for the stereotype. The only reason why i wouldn't want to go is the stereotype (seeing being recognized by ameribros) and i'm worried that if you're a tourist you will be pretty much overrun by people going there for the stereotypes.
As i said, i think it sounds like a great city, but i'm worried about the steorotype.
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>>456156 Lol came here tp study didnt bother to read about the city i got accepted to birmingham uni go to the city centre look around got so fucking confused thought i was in africa/midle east
1. Stockholm probably the cleanest capital i ever been too
2. Milan very nice buildings also i prefer the northern italians much cleaner and more civilized.
3. NYC well its new york.
1. Malta ( the whole island counts as a city. Well its teens everywhere partying 24/7 overpriced hotels shitty food and bad drivers
2. Athens ugly 90s building over populated city rude people that try to scam you heroin addicts
3. Birmingham uk reason stated above
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1. Budapest - Loved the architecture, history, culture and "feel" of the city. Had a lot of fun times here. 2. Bucharest - It's a gilded shithole, but something in me found the smash of remnant communist themes and waves of a new energy and a direction fascinating. Yeah, there's far too many stray dogs and beggars and slums and unpaved city streets and holes in the sidewalk and trash, but I like travel like I like my sex; a little dirty, a bit rough, but very interesting. 3. Berlin - An incredibly interesting recent history, great beer and good food. The culture and vibe in some of the of the more questionable neighbourhoods for me epitomised the real alternative, counter-culture and punk scenes. 1. Melbourne - I'm an ausfag, I have to travel and work there regularly and I have no idea why people consistently rate it highly. It's an crowded, grey, dirty shithole with far to many pretentious cunts and unfriendly foreigners. 2. Monte Carlo - Some sort of strange competition where crowds of people with too much money vie for the attention of crowds of tourists. Fake and grossly opulent.
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So, anyone willing to count the votes? It's obvious that NYC is the most favorite and Amsterdam comes in second. But the rest of the list? Who is in third place? I'm too lazy to do it myself.
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Britfag, going to University, studying Psychology or English (haven't made my mind up). Middle-Class, want to travel and work abroad for a while after i finish my degree.>Is it expensive to live in Thailand or South Korea? Could i get around with little thai or korean dialect? Could i work in England, finish my degree, save up £3000 for travel and starting Accommodation , teach English and live reasonably well?
Anonymous
>>460971 Beautiful. Where is it?
Anonymous
>>460971 if you wan't to see real slums, go to burma.
thailand is a fucking 1st world country. i didn't want to take pictures of poor people but in burma (esp. yangon) there are shantytowns on the fucking traintracks and around are houses made of random metal pieces, hell the whole city is a shantytown.. but it looks kinda cool, because of british colonial architecture, i saw a deserted giant church monastery thing, with overgrown grass & shit everywhere and people living in the church halls
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>>461032 >>461032 i spent a while rebuilding houses there. Holy fuck is this true. but the people are great the food is amazing and everyone wants to know who you are. It's amazing there. Granted it is fucking depressing.
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Thinking of /trv/ing to Singapore, can you guys who have been there tell me about the place? How easy is it to get around? How's the public transport? What are some nice places to visit? Are the people nice? Can they speak good English?
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Fun for a few days. Then it becomes boring as fuck, unless you like to spend money in big malls for shitty brands like Louis Vuitton etc. food is good and definitely a plus; if you enjoy cuisine, stay a bit longer perhaps. furthermore, it's clean (really, really clean) but also quite the nazi regime when it comes to certain "rules" (not a bad thing per se), like chewing gum, smoking, drugs, etc. but you're probably fine anyways
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>>460865 >>460844 >>460865 Thanks again. Damn I thought /fa/ was the slowest board on 4chan.
Anonymous
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>>460865 why is it boring? Im also looking for a job there. Seems nice from what I can tell via interwebs. warm, clean, good food/bars, decent pay/reasonable cost of living, etc.
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>>460727 >How easy is it to get around? How's the public transport? Get an EZ-Link card. You can use it to pay for all buses and MRT (train) fares and can even be used in some taxis. Buses and the MRT can get you almost anywhere.
>What are some nice places to visit? http://www.yoursingapore.com/content/traveller/en/experience.html >Are the people nice? Can they speak good English? They're generally nice people and most can speak English.
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Jurong Bird Park, the aquarium, hit some food centers a.k.a. hawker's stands. Singapore is small, crowded, and fascist, but very clean. If you say anything negative about the political situation, expect to be deported and possibly sued. I'm not joking. A friend was working there, went out and got drunk with his coworkers one night, and apparently did not agree that Lee Kuan Yew was the best of all possible dictators. (It's not clear how vehemently he stated this, but his memory was that he was pretty mild about it.) He was deported by the end of the week and permanently prohibited from returning.
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Travel stories>>Australian >>go on 6 hour night country train ride to somewhere >> get on train, see Aboriginies everywhere with kids slung over their shoulders (indigenous Australians, often very unpleasant lower class people) >> I walk to the seat which i am assigned on my ticket >> Beautiful blonde girl sitting next to me in a 2 seat row >> Thank jesus my saviour >> She says after a few minutes "want to share my blanket?" >> Talk to her, she is Candian, adorable Canadian accent, I tease her because it sounds funny >> She is travelling alone >> Our arms are brushed up together >> Spider sense is tingling >> She leans in closer to me >> I kiss her on the cheek then we kiss
Anonymous
>>461141 That's DHF. It's a variant of dengue fever and is nowhere near as prevalent as the other 3. Dengue Fever on the whole, considering all 4 variants, still only kills about 3% of the people it infects.
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>>461146 >>461146 I can tell you this sitting in a hospital for as long as i did because of it was a fucking nightmare. and it hurt like a fucking bitch. regardless if it is only 3% that is still a chance, and it felt a lot worse.
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>>461147 >>461147 check that it's 5%-15% not 3%
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>>461142 >>461146 >>461147 >>461148 Dengue doesn't usually kill people the first time or two. It's the immune system overreaction the third time that has a very high likelihood of death.
Sort of like hantavirus -- it's not the disease itself that kills, it's the immune system going berserk that kills.
This is why they are having such trouble developing a vaccine. It does no good to protect against just one strain or two strains -- in fact, it's WORSE, because it makes you more likely to die from getting either of the remaining strains. They have to be sure that your immune system will defend against all of the strains, otherwise any one of them will kill.
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sup trv, after the success of my north american roadtrip late last year, im going on another extended trip soon im starting in paris for 2 nights in early june, then flying to seoul, after seoul comes tokyo 3-6 weeks later, then SEA all the way to aus, and on to NZ for rugby world cup in september. my question to you is, should i fly between countries or can i bus / train it (after tokyo that is) also, should i sail to japan from busan and travel to tokyo from there? just toss ideas at me
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SEA and Aus are huge, flying within really cuts down your time but you do miss out on some the experience imo. In SEA overnight train and buses are good, or you could always buy a motorbike yourself for cheap. Australian east coast has plenty of train/bus options, but long trips.
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>>461788 SEA you're fine bussing it. It'll take ages though and if you're taller than 4'3 enjoy hellishly painful journeys. Still, it's an adventure.
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>>461805 >>461808 thanks for the suggestions
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>>461808 is that you god?
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bamp still accepting ideas
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/trv/, I got accepted into a summer program at Washington State University in Pullman, and was wondering if any of you guys are from around there. I would love to hear about what it's like to be in that area and what kind of things I can do while there-- along with what to expect in general. I'm going to bring my car so I can go to the neighboring states- such as Idaho, Oregon, and Montana. Also, I'm from Southern California so I'm sure to be in for some culture shock by moving to Southeastern Washington for ten weeks.
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Also, if you're going to buy alcohol, buy it in Idaho because it's only a few miles away. Washington state has a 51% tax on liquor.
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WSU alumnus here: Pullman in the summer is absolutely gorgeous. Usually sunny and warm (high 80s and low-mid 90s) most of the time. There's some fairly good hiking trails in the surrounding area and the Snake River is close too. People like to go cliff jumping out there which is kinda fun, but lots of fratbros and sorostitutes are there, so keep that in mind. I've heard the fishing is ok if you're in to that. Also the school's outdoor recreation group rents out stuff like kayaks.
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>>461233 cont'd.Naturally there are several bars. The ones on campus (Valhalla, Mike's, The Coug) are usually pretty busy most nights of the week and since they're so close to Greek row you're going to see a pretty rowdy crowd. Mike's and Valhalla have dance floors that the slutty girls flock to if you want to get your date rape on. I'd recommend going downtown to a bar called Rico's. It's a classier place than the other bars and they usually have live music. Also, most of the walls are lined with full bookshelves.
There's a few local restaurants I'd highly recommend: Old European (really good breakfast place, good for hangovers), Cougar Country (good local fast food joint), and Sella's (pasta, pizza, calzones, etc.)
WSU's rec facility is pretty badass as well. You can usually find people playing outdoor basketball and volleyball most of the time. There's a rope course there that I've never been on. I think there's some restrictions to when its open.
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>>461234 cont'd.Like
>>460933 says, you really need to meet people for Pullman to be any fun. If you're taking summer classes, that's your in. Pullman is really small so there's not much to do at night aside from drinking, so I hope you enjoy that.
>>460936 is also right. Take the 8 mile drive to Moscow if you want to stock up on booze. There's also a mall in Moscow but it's pretty average. Anonymous
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>>460933 Lentils are exciting, mang. They're, like, lenticular.
Hey OP, if you're still around -- take the drive to Missoula on Route 12 (not the interstate). It is awesome scenery. Hit Yellowstone and Glacier while you're in the area.
Drive through the Potholes, too. State Route 23. Just turn around and go back to Pullman when you hit the interstate.
Bring a shotgun, lots of bird hunting in the area. Or bring a camera if you'd rather. Or both.