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>Mike's fatherly affection for Jesse. >Bald, just like Walt. Also, a fatter head, which is a common side effect of aging. >Walt AND Hank both receive mysterious phone calls, warning them of an impending disaster on the horizon. These calls came from Future Walt in an attempt to change the course of history. >Mike has a fully-grown daughter. Walt has an infant daughter. Coincidence...? This is only speculation of course, but my feeling is that everyone in Walt's family was killed in a meth battle except for his daughter in Future Walt's (aka Mike's) timeline. >Future Walt (aka Mike) beating Walt senseless in the bar that night when Walt expressed interest in killing Gus. You see, in his timeline, he had tried exactly the same thing and had payed dearly for it. The beating was a tough love approach that Future Walt has come to rely on during his many years roaming the lonely future. >The Mike voice-over in the desert. This is the creator's way of subtely hinting at what is to come, as well as to show that Walt is beginning to develop the deeper voice (possibly due to the cancer) that he speaks with in Future Walt's future.
Also, look at the picture. It is my theory that that is in fact the VERY SAME jacket. Notice how Mike's jacket is noticeably older and more weather-worn than Walt's.
>Don't mind me, just strolling calmly away from the raging explosion right behind me >also, the explosion has no shock wave or any shrapnel flying everywhere, so there's nothing to fear
Hey guys I've been writing a pilot for a television show for a few months now and I'm almost done. It's about a supernatural high school where everyone loves playing different kind of sports.
Here is just a scene from the pilot. If you like it, please tell me. If there is any constructive criticism, also tell me. I'm still new at this and my first real pilot script, so I appreciate it.
The most cringe inducing, awkward thing I have seen on TV in a long time. My god.
At first I hoped for this ass-clown to tank, but this was beyond anything I wished for. Half way through I just wanted it to end, but I couldn't get myself to change the channel. What a train wreck.
Was there ever a more brutal and humiliating performance on TV?
