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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/10/klaus-kinski-rape-claims-daughter

In an interview, Pola Kinski said her father, best known as the lead actor in films by the director Werner Herzog, repeatedly raped her over a 14-year period.

"He [Klaus Kinski] started touching me and kissing me with an open mouth when I was quite small, around five or six years old," she told Stern magazine in an interview published on Thursday, ahead of the publication of her autobiography in Germany next week.

She added that her father had told her his behaviour was quite natural. "[He said] all over the world fathers do the same thing with their daughters."

She told the magazine that she had never been able to watch any of her father's films in which he typically played tyrants, criminals and outlaws. "When I did catch a glimpse of one I always thought: 'he's precisely like he is at home'," she said.
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Do you think she gives her husband tit wanks?

What other celebrities do you think give good tit wanks?
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No.29017637 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I WILL marry her, you have my word
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Portrait of a Call Girl

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So what did /tv/ think of the pornographic Movie of the Year

>In 2012, the film received 19 nominations for both creative and technical awards, winning three AVN Awards for best actress, best director, and best feature; one XRCO Award for best epic; and six XBIZ Awards for acting performance of the year – female, best cinematography, best non-sex acting performance of the year, director of the year – individual project, and feature movie of the year.
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No.28337342 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
looks like someone's phone got hacked
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No.28272163 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Hot gifs
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No.28260156 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What did you think of this film?
I thought it was brilliant but that sing-along scene was horrible.
What do you think the frog rain means?
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No.28179270 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So, if Sauron was such a formidable and dangerous foe, why was he defeated by some faggot prince with a broken sword?
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Holyshit Wesley snipes is hilarious.
Patton oswalt on him.

>PO: Oh, Christ. That was the third Blade movie. And there’s a scene where Blade goes in and confronts this guy for harvesting humans. That scene was supposed to be the whole basis of the film. Blade is fighting for the last shred of humanity. But they thought that it was just so fucking grim, so they decided to just have Blade fighting Dracula. It was just one of those; it was a very troubled production. Wesley [Snipes] was just fucking crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day. Which is fine with me, because I had all these DVDs that I wanted to catch up on. We were in Vancouver, and it was always raining. I kept the door to my trailer open to smell the evening rain while I was watching a movie. Then I remember one day on the set—they let everyone pick their own clothes—there was one black actor who was also kind of a club kid. And he wore this shirt with the word “Garbage” on it in big stylish letters. It was his shirt. And Wesley came down to the set, which he only did for close-ups. Everything else was done by his stand-in. I only did one scene with him.

>But he comes on and goes, “There’s only one other black guy in the movie, and you make him wear a shirt that says ‘Garbage?’ You racist motherfucker!” And he tried to strangle the director, David Goyer.
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Best butt in /tv

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