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Bluray transfer quality general

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I heard Terminator looked bad but I thought it was gorgeous. The Print was shitty though so I don't know if that caused confusion. I'm not sure what I should be looking for to se how this was a bad transfer.

Young Guns is the only bluray I've seen so far that is bad quality and only has not been fixed in subsequent editions.
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>be moisture farmer
>live with asshole aunt and uncle
>make me do all types of gay shit, clean shit(before dinner), do chores, stupid farming stuff etc....
>today he told me he wants me to stay around for another SEASON!

>I think i've had enough i hope they fucking burn
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Jennifer Love Hewitt should be a villainess in a Bond movie. Her gimmick should be suffocating her victims with her ass.
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THE 1993 DRAFT OF STAR WARS: EPISODE 1

>ONLY OBI-WAN KENOBI, LITTLE TO NO QUI-GON JIN

>OBI-WAN PLAYED BY RALPH FUCKING FIENNES (VOLDEMORT FOR RETARDS WHO DON'T KNOW HIM.)

>OBI-WAN ACTUALLY MUCH OLDER, WISER, IN HIS MID TO LATE 30's.

>BEGINS WITH TRADE FEDERATION STAR
DESTROYERS CLEARLY BLOCKADING, DESTROY MERCHANT VESSEL WITH FAMILY INSIDE

>JAR-JAR MORE LIKE CHEWBACA, NOT ACTUALLY AN IDIOT, USEFUL, NOT A SIMPLE PLOY FOR KIDS, ONLY COWARDLY.

>NO POD-RACE SEQUENCE, FUCK NO TATOOIINE IN GENERAL

>ANAKIN A CHILD OF UTAPAU (NOT CALLED NABOO)

>ANAKIN NOT A KID, AT LEAST 13-16

>DARTH MAUL AN UGLY SHE-BITCH WITH WARTS AND RED-DREDS

>GUNGANS NOT FUCKING CHILDISH, ACTUALLY MORE ZEN BUDDHIST

>BATTLE DROIDS ROUND PEOPLE UP INTO PROCESSING PLANTS TO BE USED AS PROTEIN/RESOURCES

>MUCH MORE CLEAR THAT THERE IS AN UNDERGROUND NETWORK OF SITH THAT ARE PREPARING A COUP

>ANAKIN PLAYED MUCH MORE DOWN, PLAYED MORE LIKE LUKE, END BATTLE IS PARALLEL TO LUKE AND THE DEATH STAR, NOT "NOW THIS IS STAR-FIGHTING, BULLSHIT"

>NOT AS FUCKING OBNOXIOUS AS WHAT WE GOT

So, what do you say /tv/, would you give it a chance knowing what we got was shit?

I might have...I don't know, Jar Jar in general was a bad idea, but this draft was obviously superior to what we got, and only proves George Lucas went batshit insane and "cartoonified" everything around the time after he finished this draft. Probably because he surrounded himself with "yes-men".

How superior it was, we may never know, but holy shit does it sound better.

Fucking Lucas ruins everything.
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Well, /tv/.
I've spoken my piece, and counted to three.
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Some VJ gifs because I cannot sleep
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>Brittany Hensel, of the conjoined Hensel Twins is now engaged.
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Slutfu time?
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Ariel thread?
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Film Letter swap

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Replace one letter from the name of a film and write a new summary about it.

Ex:

>The Hunger James: A man named James finds he has a binging problem.

>Red Fails: A group of black pilots struggle to gain equality and recognition in the Air Force, but are all shot down and killed by superior German pilots.

>O, Robot: A man discovers a robot plot to take over the Urf, but finds himself apathetic about it.

>Set and the City: The ancient Egyptian god of the desert finds himself lost in an urban world of promiscuity and female intrigue.

>Stan Wars: A young boy joins a group of ragtag rebels desperate to defeat a man named Stan.

>Avatan: Young Italian-American men and women from the shores of New Jersey are sent to Pandora to teach the local inhabitants about GTL.
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