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!Vinylrvz5k

!Vinylrvz5k No.22256772 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>mfw neckbeards believe you can finger a women while she is sitting on a horse
>mfw neckbeards have no idea where a vagina is located apparently, despite watching porn all day

Now I know why GRRM has no children
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!UMAD.1hT/k

Jurassic Park

!UMAD.1hT/k No.22189275 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So /tv/, what was you favorite dinosaur growing up?

Hard mode: None of the babby-tier trash, like T-Rex or Triceratops.
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!PVM7VlPpi6

!PVM7VlPpi6 No.22157139 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Engine refuses to do work
>Gets bricked up in a tunnel for the unforseeable future
>Episode fades out
>Narrator " I think he deserved it, dont you"

Fat Controller was a horrible cunt
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!Bi4FFWyIHQ

!Bi4FFWyIHQ No.22089118 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Why is /tv/ so fascinated with ASR when we have a perfectly beautful Molly Quinn to obsess over? She is the same age and is much better looking and sexier.
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!xakl5NENac

!xakl5NENac No.22043272 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
You know what to do
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!!cVHTOX06D4k

!!cVHTOX06D4k No.22041881 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
A Rose for you /tv/
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!HeHERJIZoI

post some GoT pics fags

!HeHERJIZoI No.21798863 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
post some good GoT pics i only have a few
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!zeqYd1TfCo

!zeqYd1TfCo No.21731430 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Remember them?
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!RaptuRe392

!RaptuRe392 No.21617022 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Let's be real Selena

Those paps are there for Justin Bieber

not you
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!RsT5bxOQxs

Seinfeld 9/11 Special

!RsT5bxOQxs No.21068835 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Seinfeld is about to go on a plane trip to see his parents, but for some reason his plane hasn't come in yet. He is angry!
>Meanwhile, Newman is on a plane when a terrorist announces he has a bomb. Newman gets frustrated and asks for some more airplane food. What's the deal with airplane food?
>George and Kramer are sitting in WTC-2 to complain about a coupon that didn't work. Kramer and George take the elevator to the top.
>Elaine is watching the cooking channel.
>Jerry is angry his plane isn't here yet. He complains to the airline people who explain to him that the plane isn't responding to their signals. Jerry replies, "well that's just great!"
>George and Kramer are still in the elevator.
>Elaine can't cook!
>Newman is finished with his snack and he goes to the pilot's cockpit to ask the terrorist for some more. The terrorist has to use the bathroom though, so he makes Newman take the plane. "We're going to hit the statue of liberty!" explains the terrorist.
>Jerry hits on a woman sitting next to him.
>George and Kramer get to the top of WTC-2. "What a beautiful view," exclaims Kramer!
>Newman starts to sweat and accidentally gets the controls wet! His hands slip and he accidentally runs the plane into WTC-1!
KABOOSH!
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