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!Justice.B2

!Justice.B2 No.20986699 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>1. Think of actor.
>2. http://www.deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/
>3. Result is the name of their next movie.
>4. Plot synopsis.

ETHICAL BRAINS is the story of a mad scientist who accidentally becomes a brain hungry ghoul. He has an ethical crisis about it.
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!MoMseNWOak

!MoMseNWOak No.20962219 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
you have 5 seconds to explain why this woman isn't perfect
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!Bi4FFWyIHQ

!Bi4FFWyIHQ No.20828496 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Actors and actresses with weird faces that, in a bizarre way, are actually kind of attractive.

Pic related, apparently England's full of these kinds of people.
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!!Nvhr3UlfD8o

!!Nvhr3UlfD8o No.20612026 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>2012
>slut shaming
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!gOOdWlFE.U

2011 /tv/ FILM & TELEVISION SURVEY RESULTS

!gOOdWlFE.U No.20458194 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
It was a long wait but the results are finally in!

The 3rd annual /tv/ survey was held over a 48 hour period on January 1st and 2nd and had a total 3519 responses, up substantially from the 1159 who took the survey in 2010. The results have been broken into 6 separate images small enough to be postable on /tv/ (under 3MB). All of them will be posted below, and they'll all be uploaded slightly higher quality within the next day or so to >http://tvlists.wordpress.com

2010's images can be found here:
>http://tvlists.wordpress.com/2011/08/30/2010-tv-survey/

Enjoy!
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!!k3GighioMhx

!!k3GighioMhx No.20444425 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Shall we begin again ?
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!!Bfg7MXZ93gR

!!Bfg7MXZ93gR No.20394157 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
apology for poor english

when were you when heat legend dies

i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring

'heat is die'

'no'

and you?????????????
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!ZlWpegasus!!foLJeTBIOjr

!ZlWpegasus!!foLJeTBIOjr No.20338382 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Pick a movie.
>Remove a letter from the title.
>Describe the result.
>???
>PROFIT!

>Sherlock Homes.
The misadventures of Sherlock Holmes as a real state vendor.
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!TreesSMaso

!TreesSMaso No.20326139 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
i just ordered this off amazon. seems like a good read
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!!QV74WmZuY1j

!!QV74WmZuY1j No.20245601 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Let's predict the next Adam Sandler movie script /tv/
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