Anonymous
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they're not dumb you're just so smart
Anonymous
>Be on site for dates >Get messaged by opposite sex >Don't use it as a conversation starter >Rage instead
Anonymous
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>"im still wishing that father ted is referring to how i met your mother the show Raged hard
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
My okcupid info says this in so many words. It doesn't matter what i put
Anonymous
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>>19548263 She is some ugly bitch and her profile is basically "LOL DONT HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS" I hate when ugly people think they are special, especially on the internet.
Anonymous
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>>19548274 Thew first paragraph was hilarious and would get me wet for sure but the second driveled off into faggy emo bullshit.
Anonymous
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>online dating lololol
Anonymous
speaking of Okcupid, can someone post WJ's profile?
Anonymous
Good luck with online dating in 2011. You could have scored something back in 2000-2005 when people are new to that and willing to try out stuff but today it's just fat women trying to come off as not fat or hot bitches saying no to anyone who's not a supermodel millionaire. In any case the real "online dating" is now done through facebook by targeting a woman just outside your circle of friends and posting on their wall 50 times a day until they notice you.
Anonymous
>>19548514 I posted on my wall about things that I had in common with a girl I wanted to fuck.
It worked, because I held off long enough to where I figured she'd noticed without thinking I was doing it on purpose.
Then when I talked to her she was like, oh you're that guy that X knows that likes what I like!
I never told her my diabolical plan.
Anonymous
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>>19548514 >but today it's just fat women trying to come off as not fat or hot bitches saying no to anyone who's not a supermodel millionaire. so much truth that it burns my eyes.
Anonymous
>>19548567 See? That's what I'm talking about.
You gotta play the long game.
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19548583 this is how i play the long game.
Anonymous
>>19548617 That's the shortest of games.
Anonymous
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>tfw I was friendzoned on okcupid I've never done this online dating stuff, how do you make your intentions clear without sounding like a creep? All I do is talk to this bitch about random stuff
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
Anonymous
>>19548583 Facebook really is the goldmine for finding women, but you have to make sure they're the type that's open to it.
It allows, and basically promotes, a type of stalking that will eventually get you somewhere if you do it right.
The issue is that if you talk to a girl that isn't receptive to it, you can get labeled within that social group as weird simply for talking to someone.
Anonymous
>>19548669 whats with the all the xx shit?
Anonymous
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>>19548669 >22 minutes Impressive.jpg
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19548746 they are kisses, commonly used in the UK, i find most other places are confused by them
Anonymous
>>19548701 That's why you have to take it slow and always target someone just outside your circle of friends.
Basically girls will post 50 posts a day about inane shit so you just have to wait until they post something you can answer innocently to. Let's say they post about a movie/tv show they've seen moments ago. That allows you to post something completely friendly. That makes her notice you. Next time you post a comment she'll already know who you are.
It takes a long time for them to consider you "internet friends" but it stacks up.
It's always important to come off like you're making a comment in passing and not like you're pouncing on an opportunity to spaz out and write a wall of text.
Anonymous
>>19548794 >overehsaduation BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Captcha: and eatThis
Anonymous
>>19548701 I'm my case though, I'm an ass pie, so there's spaghetti's chance in my pocket that I could ever pick up on the subtleties involved with that. That's why there's value in a place like a designated dating site where erryone there is DTF depending on your approach, and where even colossal fuckups are met with little consequence
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
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>>19548811 It makes it even better that she's a devout christian
Anonymous
>>19548896 It's not too hard to pick up on those after a while. I started trying to figure it out back in the myspace days when I was about 17 or so, and went from there.
I'm just as fucked up as anyone on here, I just taught myself a way to pretend I'm not. That's all it takes.
Anonymous
I've closed my facebook account, should I reopen it?
Anonymous
You will never be this alpha, /tv/
Anonymous
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>>19548923 Just to add to this, I'd like to say that I don't go after beauty queens, I go after the cute somewhat shy types that are insecure and generally overshadowed by their more attractive friends.
Nothing to keep, but we're talking about fucking here.
Anonymous
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>>19548931 It depends. Do you have friends that know a lot of women?
Most of the girls I met through facebook were from my friends friends from other nearby towns or cities.
Anonymous
>>19548794 >heavenly blessed beauty Did you get this from misc?
Anonymous
Dat feel when you have 15 facebook friends and everyone else has 300+. Dat feel when whenever you make a comment on someone's page they look at your page and notice you have 15 friends and never respond to you again. Dat feel when you don't want to hunt down people who were assholes to you in HS just so you can pad out the friends list with people you don't really like.
Anonymous
>>19548967 All the people I thought I hated from high school turned out to be alright people that I was judging based on stereotypes.
We never had issues openly, but I always figured they were retarded and not worth my time.
Then I found out that every single person has something interesting about them that you can talk to them about if you give them a chance, unless they're robotic.
Don't limit yourself based on your notions that you conceive to be true.
Anonymous
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>>19548967 >tfw my fake facebook account has over 1.5k friends where my real one had like 70 before I closed it shit sucks but I use the fake one to masturbate so its all good.
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
Anonymous
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>>19548992 I just said conceive.
I meant perceive.
I am the retards.
Anonymous
>>19548992 Dat feel when everything that you said was bullshit.
>>19548939 Is the girl even attractive? If she's that easy I'd stay away.
Anonymous
>>19549005 You'll never get anywhere thinking you know everything, which you do.
You think every post that doesn't fit your life is a lie, you're the majority of 4chan.
Some people don't live the way you do, some people actually give others a chance instead of sitting in their room thinking they're better than everyone else for the television they watch.
Anonymous
>>19548992 As insightful as that was, it completely misses the point. He IS reaching out. It's others that are rejecting him. And what can he do about it? Mostly jack shit. He's failed to reach the minimum friend threshold to avoid being labelled as persona non grata.
Anonymous
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19549011 i'd say 7/10
that conversation wasn't even really me, post ending in the lost numbers were what i replied with on /fit/, that's my replies barely follow each-other
those threads were fun.
Anonymous
>>19549041 >Dat feel when you don't want to hunt down people who were assholes to you in HS just so you can pad out the friends list with people you don't really like. He's not reaching out beyond a few people.
I'm just going to guess that a lot of what he considered being an asshole was just what he thought they were doing, like a ton of people do, rather than what they were really doing.
Unless he was one of those weird people that drew furry pictures for his deviantart and browsed those pictures during computer classes.
Anonymous
>>19548805 If being friends with a women doesn't work IRL, whatever makes you think that it works on the internet?
Anonymous
>>19549018 >your situation applies to everyone's situation >your generic advice can magically transform those losers who don't want to talk to assholes Wow, we have a saint on our hands.
Tell us how to live our lives, please.
Anonymous
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It's worse when you see the English majors that think "Wherefore" in the line "Wherefore art thou Romeo" means "where."
Anonymous
>>19549079 I'm giving honest advice about things that happened to me, I'm not trying to be a cynical asshole like the internet allows you to be.
>>19549064 >that entire post Anonymous
>>19549076 People open up with less effort online.
You can send them msgs they can read, review and respond to at their leisure instead of having to deal with you in a conversation irl that they might not want or avoid before they even know you.
You can appear friendly far easier online than irl, where it just comes off creepy.
Anonymous
>>19549092 Except "that thing that happened to me" is not advice. It's purely anecdotal and it's not applicable to other people's issues or situations.
How difficult is that to see?
You're merely projecting shit that happened to you and claim that it works on all people, everywhere, in all eventualities.
What it is is basically "I don't know how people can't get laid, since you just gotta take it cool and bitches fall on your cock in no time". That's the equivalent of what you're saying.
Anonymous
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>>19549072 >Dat feel when whenever you make a comment on someone's page they look at your page and notice you have 15 friends and never respond to you >whenever you make a comment >you He's reaching out.
So at what does he realize he's better off just deleting it and feigning the
>I don't have one because I hardly have the time >and/or just read 1984 and am kinda freaked out at how similar the concept of Facebook is to telescreens' excuses?
Anonymous
>>19549128 It's not one guy in this thread, so you know.
It it advice, something to give a shot, but I don't think it always applies. I suppose a portion of it does deal with being creepy in general, but I've seen some fat guys with good personalities do some things that 4chan would label impossible.
It's not all so cut and dry "virgin forever" as so many people on here honestly believe.
And then they rationalize saying it doesn't matter, and it might not, but then they shouldn't be whiney about it.
How is giving some sort of story that has an idea behind it any better than just being a dick about everything?
Anonymous
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>>19549102 I meant more along the lines of ending up in a friendzone.
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19549098 essentially
I made a thread on /fit/ saying 'post ending in 23 is my reply to this girl' and whatever it was i would respond and post what she said back to me
the lost numbers are 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, from LOST
Anonymous
Add some girl from /soc/ See her contacts list grow from 16 to 75 in a few hours, you being one of them. Feelsbatman
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>>19549159 And you're still not getting it.
>assuming people from highschool are worth talking to >assuming they stopped being assholes >assuming going through the effort of reconnecting with them will yield you something positive >assuming other people can reconnect with those people easily >assuming those people would want to reconnect with you Etc..
You're assuming too much about situations other people are in just because it worked out for you.
In essence you're taking the high ground, posturing and talking down to people who you don't know.
>>19549201 Oh okay so you're the Matt person. So you said she was 7/10 that means she was really 4/10. was she at least good in bed?
Anonymous
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>>19549212 >2011 >adding attention whores on facebook in the hopes of getting laid. ISHYGDDT.
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19549233 she straight up asked for a relationship after, i'd give her 3 stars though she's on the left
Anonymous
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>>19548274 >"Every action has a reaction" John Cena That's when I lost it.
Anonymous
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>>19549201 Wait.. she added you? How the fuck do you that?
>>19549281 that's fucking terrible man, that's not even a 4/10.
you are a pitiful creature
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
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>>19549310 i'm sorry, my type is easy, ugly & drunk
Anonymous
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eh I was thinking I'd sign up for OKCupid. Nothing to lose really.
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
>Get strange text on my phone saying some retarded shit >Text back "Who is this?" >"lol kaylin" >I have no idea who this person is but that sounds like a female name so I decide to try to fuck her >Text back and forth for a bit >She says she's partying with friends >I say I am too when I'm actually sitting in my underwear posting on /tv/ >Ask her to send me a pic >Hotdamn she's sexy >Send her my most faggy picture because bitches like that kind of shit >"wow ur hot" >This bitch is donezo >Ask her if she wants to meet up at Ward III >"lol isnt tht a bar?!" >"Yeah..." >"i dnt have a fake id" >... >"Wait, how old are you?" >"16" >Delete fucking everything >Throw my phone out the window >Hide under my bed from the FBI
Anonymous
>>19549432 >16 >illegal fucking murikans
Anonymous
>>19549432 >not realizing that by Ward III you meant the asylum in which you live
>>19549432 >sending you a message >not knowing who you are or how you look Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>19549460 I'm feeling much better now.
Anonymous
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>>19549475 Misdialing how does it work?
Anonymous
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>>19549458 >implying 16 isn't the most common age of consent in the u.s. Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
>>19549518 Did you ever fuck that African queen you met on there?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19549518 Take note of this, people. Even Kaiji has posted his online dating success stories, and I can fucking guarrantee that you're a better catch than Kaiji.
>>19549539 no she was crazy
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>>19549563 >anons >better catch than a bruce lee bodied movie expert Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>19549565 I've got news for you, they all are. You should have made her your sex slave and made bumblebees for you to "cuddle and love".
Morgenholt !!3jJQyx1WmyC
Hey Marcissus, that was some funny shit. Lost it to that second paragraph.
Anonymous
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How does okcupid work? Whats the success rate?
Anonymous
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>mfw miscers are on /tv/ >mfw i'm one of them >mfw i have no face
Anonymous
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I met my fat girlfriend on OKCupid when she messaged me saying she liked The Hudsucker Proxy too. We've been together 7 months.
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
Does OKCupid have a thing where you can search for a certain type of chick? If you can search for mute Asian women, I'm gonna sign up.
Anonymous
>>19549740 yes actually you can filter
my filter:
must have college degree
body type fit
no children
white, hispanic, asian, indian, no blacks
athiest
Morgenholt !!3jJQyx1WmyC
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>>19549740 If I can select deaf Russian women, I'm in.
Anonymous
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as if you are the real Donald>as if >as >if
Anonymous
>>19549769 >searching for those who not only leave the religion field blank but proclaim their religion or non-religion on a website sex / relationships whatever That's like asking for pretentious and overtly concerned fucks.
Anonymous
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>>19549769 >that feel when i can't filter because the pool of women willing to date me is so small Anonymous
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>>19549769 >must have college degree Filtering for stupid whores, huh?
Sneaky, sneaky.
Anonymous
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>>19549797 You're right and 3 of the bitches I've fucked were absolutely pretentious in every way. Which is why we only fucked
Anonymous
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>>19549769 if you don't filter 'no children' then the amount of women multiplies by 10
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>19549769 Aight, cool. I'm gonna make a fake account and see if there any winners.
Anonymous
I created a random account on Facebook just to maintain social contact. I targeted a random area, in this case South Pasadena, and became friends with total strangers. Sometimes I leave messages on their wall. They're mostly hispanic/black, I can't really relate to them. They post the most mundane shit that I don't think anybody cares about. Still, I just go along with it. Some female friends have been kind. None of them know my secret. pic related
Anonymous
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OP, how does it feel to know you got trolled by a woman?
Anonymous
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>Ok Cupid >Search for fav tv shows >Find awesome girls into it who actually aren't up their ass and reply >They live many states away/another country mfw
Anonymous
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mfw Father Ted discussion on /tv/
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
>>19549910 >Bert Macklin My nigga.
Picture related, Korean bitch I just found that is two miles from my place and will be getting fucked because of dat dimple.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19550026 hell yeah then that nigga can take that bitch out for seafood
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>19550026 Fuck that crab, I'm gonna pollinate that bitch long time with my albino soul brother too booku fuckysucky five dorrah.
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
I'm new to this so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say >Body type: Curvy means that bitch is fat as hell.
Anonymous
I have a thing for skanky hispanic chicks
Anonymous
>>19550075 Your a natural. Go get em.
Anonymous
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>>19550095 They are fine as hell, but they are also batshit insane. Never good for a long term thing, but fun while it lasts.
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>19550107 I got this shit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Someone explain okcupid to me pls
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19550162 >angles Need another picture:
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>19550162 Extreme myspace angle.
Anonymous
>>19550153 thatsmyfetish.jpg
Anonymous
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>age 35 >children 3 would still pollinate that vageen
MileyRay♥♥ !CyrusFM/Yk
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iz diz nigga sryz?
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
>>19550200 Your fetish is studying a French map of the great lakes while hitting ass from behind?
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
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>>19550200 My fetish is to fuck a girl who has the carnivale tattoo
Anonymous
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>>19550246 Yes, or huge ass tattoos in general :/
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
>Click on whore's profile because she looks easy >Profile starts out with "I don't really have much to put in here..." >Followed by a 5,000 page essay about her hopes and dreams
>>19550329 I wouldn't recommend these sites, try real life instead
Anonymous
>>19550355 >real life >kaiji the irony
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19550329 >I'm not like ANY other girl you've ever met Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>19550355 I've got the real life part on lock, I'm just using this as a rolodex of whores I can "accidentally" run into.
>The implication
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>>19550394 what's ironing about it
Anonymous
>tfw you see gay guys checking out your profile on okcupid I feel dirty
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>19550401 Every fucking time. That and they're making the fucking duckface.
Anonymous
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>>19550416 kinky dirty?
i'd be down for some experimenting
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19550416 >that feel when you seduced a man on facebook and he sent you dick pics just because /fit/ demanded it Anonymous
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wait until you see the trannies, every single one I've seen is fucking gorgeous
Anonymous
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>>19550449 Misc is the ONLY forum on the internet where guys can get away with saying the things you do. If I (an ugly guy) said the same I'd be hit with a restraining order
The King of Thieves
>>19550449 ayo, how often do you guys have these type of threads over at /fit/?
MileyRay♥♥ !CyrusFM/Yk
>Sign up with fake profile >Click on a girls profile >The first things people usually notice about me: my fantastic clevage. >her profile picture is cropped only to show off her boobies >mfw I look at the full picture saged, reported, called the cops.
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19550471 6 months ago, a few a month, now? never
though when i get back to my old computer i'm going to make a few more, but probably not for /fit/, maybe one on /tv/ and a few for /b/
i'll post the links up here when they're live
www.facebook.com/pages/Marcissus/265836423435861 Anonymous
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>>19550474 id hit it but wouldn't tell anyone about it.
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
Listen to this shit...>I am strictly vegan, and the man I find must also be vegan. I speak English and C++, and I really crave for the soft touch of a young man. I wish to hear the screams of love.
MileyRay♥♥ !CyrusFM/Yk
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>>19550503 >I speak English and C++ Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19550503 send her this
''I read your profile down until the "I'm really good at" section and cleaning was listed. So I immediately went down to Chucky Cheese and got you a ring out of one of those claw machines, only cost me 75 cents cuz I'm pretty good at em. Anyway, I'm about to book our reception at the Elvis Wedding chapel in Vegas. Let me know if you have any objections, or if you know of a classier place for the wedding, but I doubt it.''
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19550449 did he have a big dick?
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
Anonymous
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>>19550573 One of these things is not like the other...
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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Oh boy, here we go...>I am a quirky and outgoing girl I like to play video games and I am very volumpshoeus >volumpshoeus
Anonymous
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This thread reminded me how many laughs Marcissus made me had making those convos. 100k internets and my salutation, sir.
The King of Thieves
yo Marcissus, you only use facebook or do you use dating sites too? Do you invite them over your crib all the time? Living at home fucking blows when it comes to inviting these hoes over yo.
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>WARNING: I am not your average girl. Ahahahaha, no shit, sir.
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19550637 I used OkCupid and PlentyofFish for a while, but with Josef Rakichs pictures and with only intent for trolling.
I currently live at uni so it's easy for me to invite bitches over here, when i'm at home for holidays it's awkward as fuck
Anonymous
>>19550752 PoF is the most bottom of the barrel dating site on the planet. Girls on there make the ones on OKC look like tenured professors
Anonymous
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
Anonymous
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oh god i'm mad
The King of Thieves
>>19550771 there are a couple of diamonds in the rough though.
I log into my PoF account every now and then just to check the new additions, but never actually pull through since I don't want one of my parents to walk in on me hitting it from the back :/
This just can't be life....
Also, don't you have to pay for an OKCupid account?
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
I'm actually gonna send this bitch a message, it says she makes six figures a year and I'm sick of paying for everything.
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
>>19550885 >When I'm not working at the hospital you can usually find me at the gym or in the kitchen Welp, gotta go ring shopping fellas, see you later.
Anonymous
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>>19550854 It has a paid section, but it's mostly free. I'm not sure what you get if you pay.
Anonymous
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>>19550854 nah OKC is free, paying gives you very very few perks
Anonymous
>>19550752 >mfw I'm a virgin and my palms become sweaty just thinking about writing ballsy shit like this to women what's your secret :(
Anonymous
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>>19550961 gotta be Alpha to the max bro
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19550961 If you pretend you're confident, people will think you're confident. The trick is just not to care. Marcissus also has no standards of course and that helps.
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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>>19550983 >Pistols Golden Guns in the Temple or would not bang. No Oddjob either, bitch.
Anonymous
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>>19550937 good luck, we're all counting on you
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19550961 Just do it bro, don't even think about it
whenever i think about Not doing something ballsy i watch this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X38PCf7kao >>19550995 and pretty much what this guy said
Anonymous
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>>19550983 >not using proximity mines Anonymous
>>19550983 >women making a big deal out of liking man things despite being, woohoo, women I mean, she sounds nice and all (cute picture, but she IS a professional, so god knows what retouching...) but Fifa? It's like she's fishing for "omg a girl who partakes in stereotypical male activity!". Who the fuck plays Fifa anyway? Retards?
Anonymous
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>>19551044 She likes Arrested Development.
Anonymous
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>>19550983 >29 y/o gamer grrl not sure if bait
Anonymous
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>>19548794 I'm late to the party, but:
>overehsaduation
>>19551036 >ballsy >write stupid shit to girls on facebook Yeah. You're a real daredevil.
Anonymous
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>- I am an active Redditor. If you don't know what Reddit is, that's what Google is for.
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
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>>19551073 not ballsy in my mind, but in his world it is
CUNT
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These women put themselves out there in the hope of finding their soulmate. Instead, all they find are sneering dipshits bitter because mummykins didn't love them enough. You people sicken me.
Anonymous
>>19550490 Did you post them on his friends/families walls?
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
>>19551157 I did not, but some people in the thread found his facebook and those men are not as kind as I
Anonymous
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Why is Steve Nash such a fucking bro?
Anonymous
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>>19551178 Any screenshots of how that turned out?
Anonymous
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>>19551178 ...I have a hard on from reading these.
Sons of Marcissus !RWQ3YC6nzI
He blocked me eventually when i couldn't keep it up anymore and sent him this picture
he sent me two pictures of his dick but i can't upload them to here
lets us just say they are a few a few clicks away from this image
http://imgur.com/N9ZND,0bsIh,JMHNK#2 Anonymous
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>>19551223 >>19551223 I don't want to see his dick, I want to see his family and friends reactions to the conversation. Hilarious as is though.
Anonymous
Who is this Matt Hughes guy and why is he such a faggot.
Anonymous
>>19551263 there's a fine line between being ballsy and being a faggot, i think he may have crossed it
Anonymous
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>>19548939 >alpha >please respond Anonymous
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>>19551223 I thought bi guys were supposed to be huge. Clearly his dick is so small he thought he would have better chances getting laid if he went for both genders.
Anonymous
>>19551223 >my greatest sex fantasy is to have sex with a clay version of myself Anonymous
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>>19551334 Anyone who thinks that's weird must be really ugly.
Anonymous
can matt hughes be a new meme? guys?
Anonymous
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>>19551284 Well upon further reading he is a cock loving faggot so that explains a lot
Keep spreading your AIDS faggot, come down to Texas and we'll fix you real good, boy.
Childish Gambinbro !!cNAt3V6vA1S
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I'm loving the Anons that clearly don't get the joke. Stay dumb as fuck, faggots.
Anonymous
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>>19549622 Retarded AIDS riddled fag detected