http://maximum.under.jp/zinc_park/2011/10/post-174.php - Transcribed and translated, could another astronaut check it over please? Slang/casual Japanese is not my strength.
Title: 全自動防衛機能
Title: Totally Automatic Self-Defense Function
ちかし: 先輩見た?
ウランちゃん見た??
Chikashi: Senpai, did you see? Did you see Uran??
sound-fx:つつつ
sound-fx: sliding closer
静か: ああ
Shizuka: Yes
ちかし: もおおおう!!!
Chikashi: Ahhhh!!!
やべえええすよね
Oh, shiiit.
ちょうかわいかったすよね
She was super cute, right?
ね?ね?先輩!!!
Right? Right? Senpai!!!
ちょ、聞いてる!?
Hey, you listening!?
先輩!?
Senpai!?
しずか: 聞いてるよ
叩くな
Shizuka: I'm listening. Don't hit me.
ちかし: ねえせんぱ・・・
Chikashi: Senpa--
sound-fx: しゅ
sound-fx: woosh
Right:兄ちゃん誓さん知らない?
Right:Nii-chan, Chikashi-san doesn't know?
Middle:ああ、静さんの防衛本能を刺激しちゃって今、病院
Middle:Yeah, Shizuka-san's self defense instinct was triggered. Now he's in hospital.
Left:後頭部まずかったですよね
Left:The back of the head was a bad spot.
sound-fx:フ-
sound-fx: sigh