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Anonymous Sun 05 Jun 2011 21:34:00 No.1057986 View View Reply Original Report

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Hello, /u/, let's play a game!

Your name is Sage (pic related), and you will have to use all of your cunning to get into the pants of as many girls as you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 21:44:00 No.1058823 Report

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Either a double-barrelled shot-gun or magic girl lazerz will work on zombies. Magical girl powers may require hand-holding or such.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 21:46:00 No.1058824 Report

Quoted By: >>1058825 >>1058826 >>1058829

You tell Diann to wait outside and gently kiss her on the forehead before bravely striding back into the shop.

You hand the shopkeep money to pay for the shirt and apologize to him.

...
Actually, you were never a brave woman. You deem it time to haul ass (again). They're not really your friends anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 21:50:00 No.1058825 Report

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>>1058824
Spin a fanciful yarn for Diann, explaining how you cannot go back for Donna and Milissa, the zombie hordes are too... hordesome (omitting the fact that they are most likely not in any danger, as they have yet to incur the zombie shop-keeps loathsome wrath). You must save face, don't let her know of your cowardice.

Naturally, she will be full of remorse over the loss of her friends and will need a heaving bosom (yours) to cry into.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 21:50:00 No.1058826 Report

Quoted By: >>1058828

>>1058824
NOOO! Don't leave them behind!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 21:51:00 No.1058827 Report

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I am disappoint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 21:53:00 No.1058828 Report

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>>1058826
I'm sure they'll meet up with us at our next locale, smelling of sex and clothing that has been handled by zombies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 21:53:00 No.1058829 Report

Quoted By: >>1058832

>>1058824
But they are Diann's friends. Do you want to look like a coward in front of the woman you're "courting"? I don't think so. Run in again, finish paying. Come back to ask for your princess' reward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 21:56:00 No.1058832 Report

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>>1058829
>>1058829
>>1058829
>>1058829

Besides, you're a nosy pervert. You KNOW you wanna find out how Donna handled the dressing room situation.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 21:59:00 No.1058835 Report

Quoted By: >>1058837 >>1058839

Not wanting to lose face, you tell Diann that you needed to get more money. Why you couldn't do this in the store you don't say.

YOU HAVE NO MONEY.
WHAT WILL YOU DO, SAGE?

>(also, what is the bump limit on /u/? I forget)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:02:00 No.1058837 Report

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>>1058835
She laughes (which makes you feel butterflies) and asks you how much money is still needed before she kisses your forehead and bravely enters the store to finish paying.
You're dumbstruck. That woman is fantastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:09:00 No.1058839 Report

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>>1058835
Milissa and Donna will be fine, and if not, they really weren't that interesting anyway.

Admit to Diann that you have run out of funds, but that need not be the end of fun. There are many free, entertaining activities that you two can partake in... back at your place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:10:00 No.1058840 Report

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Dammit, Sage.

Write the zombie a check?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:14:00 No.1058841 Report

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check inventory

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:15:00 No.1058842 Report

Quoted By: >>1058851

Break into a funky dance and hypnotize the zombies with your stunning moves.

Groove into dressing chamber, grab friends, groove out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:17:00 No.1058846 Report

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Sounds to me like OP wants us to forget Donna and Milissa.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:27:00 No.1058851 Report

Quoted By: >>1058854 >>1058857

>>1058842
>>1058842
YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF DANCE FOR A WHILE WITH THE ZOMBIE.
Without him noticing, you groove into the changing room and groove back out with your, er, "friends". They seem massively confused and appalled by your...funkiness.
You groove your way out to Diann, who shakes her head at you. You grin sheepishly.
Anyway, let's get serious. You've seen the films. The Zombie Apocalypse has begun.
...You offer your apartment as a safe base. The others agree.
Are you finally getting somewhere, Sage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:31:00 No.1058853 Report

Quoted By: >>1058864

Sage is a suave dyke, I'm sure her apartment is rife with booze.

Get the girls shit-faced and play Never Have I Ever. Get this shit drunken, tawdry, and naked. Forget zombies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:32:00 No.1058854 Report

Quoted By: >>1058861 >>1058864

>>1058851
Those zombies look reasonable. You can talk and dance with them, after all. Nobody says the diminished living can't be nice people.

>Ask Donna and Milissa if they had a nice time
>Then ask innocently if somebody has a FAST MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION POSSIBLY ON TWO WHEELS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:34:00 No.1058855 Report

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They can have a massive orgy as "the last thing we want to do before we die" kind of thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:36:00 No.1058856 Report

Quoted By: >>1058861

When you get to your apartment, point out the bathroom to Donna and Milissa in case they want to take 'a' shower.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:37:00 No.1058857 Report

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>>1058851
Forget the apartment

Go to manchester, have a pint and wait for it all to blow over.

Nothing can go wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:43:00 No.1058861 Report

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>>1058854
>>1058856
Seconded

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:44:00 No.1058864 Report

Quoted By: >>1058866 >>1058869 >>1058870

>>1058853
is now your plan.

>>1058854
You ask Diann about her bike. She whistles, and...uh...
...
Something...Comes driving. It has two wheels, alright, but it looks nothing like a bike. It reminds you of a rocking horse.
"Excuse me," you say, looking at it. The red circle on the...the head flashes. "But what is this thing?"
"Don't be disrespectin', nigga," the bike says.
"I call it the KITT-bike," Diann says.
Okay, so your target has a weird-looking, talking, AI-bike. Nothing strange about that.

You get on the KITT-bike after a few moments, and to your surprise it extends to comfortably fit both Donna and Milissa behind you. You bury your head in Diann's back with a groan.
You sure do know how to choose 'em.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:48:00 No.1058866 Report

Quoted By: >>1058871

>>1058864
WHAT IS THAT THING

Also, don't say anything. You don't want to upset eyepatch girl (again). Just give her the directions to get to your flat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:51:00 No.1058869 Report

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>>1058864
That is without a doubt the gayest motor vehicle I've ever seen.

Perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:51:00 No.1058870 Report

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>>1058864
Admire the bike. It will give you an opportunity to get way close to Diann. Enjoy riding while holding her close, who knows, you might even be able to feel her up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:52:00 No.1058871 Report

Quoted By: >>1058875 >>1058881

>>1058866
This, and be sure to give the back of her neck some attention on the way there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:55:00 No.1058875 Report

Quoted By: >>1058881

Fumble, hug, grope and feel shamelessly during the drive. After all, you need a hold!

>>1058871
Second

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 22:59:00 No.1058881 Report

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>>1058875
>>1058871
Yes!
>"I'm really sorry, I didn't want to fall off. I've never ridden a... horse bike before."
>blushing profusely
Do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:03:00 No.1058885 Report

Quoted By: >>1058893

You tell Diann where you live, and Diann tells the KITT-bike where you live. The KITT-bike says something about haters, and you're off.
During the ride, you grope and fondle Diann as much as you can. You also make sure to kiss and nibble on her neck from behind.

You drive past numerous zombie shops on your way. You realize something is wrong just as you pass Aberzombie & Fitch.
This is the strangest apocalypse you've been in!

Anyway, you arrive. The KITT-bike returns to normal and drives off, and you manage to stop fondling Diann.
Now, what first? Secure the building, or booze? Or perhaps more grooving?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:06:00 No.1058888 Report

Quoted By: >>1058891

The zombies are obviously attempting a commercial takeover, not a lethal one. We are okay with this and groove our way past the apartment building's zombie doorman, right to Sage's place.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:07:00 No.1058890 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:07:00 No.1058891 Report

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>>1058888
Grooveman here; seconded.

Also fuckin' quads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:08:00 No.1058893 Report

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>>1058885
Donna finally has a smile on her face...

Grab Diann's hand and go to your appartment, locking and securing all the doors on the way. Zombies can't get in. But the girls won't be able to get out either...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:08:00 No.1058894 Report

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This might be the last few hours you have living...let's make 'em worth while, if you catch my drift. Ofcourse after a few drinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:13:00 No.1058901 Report

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Obviously the zombies have no interest in real estate, they're after retail. Unless your building is owned by Trump (only zombies have hair that bad), I'd say your safe. Enter the apartment unmolested and then, just to be careful, block the door with your table.

You don't need it, you guys can drink on the floor. Again, this is going with the assumption that Sage's apartment is full of liquor... There's a REASON she's broke. If Sage is anything like me, that reason is booze. Delicious, free-flowing, mana from the Heavens, booze.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:19:00 No.1058911 Report

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You groove past the zombie in your door after saying hello. You know him, he's your neighbor, Carl.
Ignoring Carl you groove your way down the hall and into your flat. It's wonderfully empty and serene in there.
You close the door and lock it.
Of course, you have a lot of alcohol. You're not sure what you should offer. They seem young and less...seasoned than you are, so perhaps you should not start with the strongest stuff you have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:22:00 No.1058913 Report

Quoted By: >>1058921

Diann is our target, and we know she likes sweet stuff. Break out the fruit coolers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:25:00 No.1058921 Report

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>>1058913
This and pull out comfy pillows for everyone to sit on.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:29:00 No.1058926 Report

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This calls for kahlua milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:31:00 No.1058929 Report

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Chocolate martinis.

Absolut Vanila, Godiva Dark Chocolate Liqueur, Godiva Milk Chocolate Liqueur, and a splash of skim milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:32:00 No.1058930 Report

Quoted By: >>1058935

Oh dear, we've hit the bump-limit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:35:00 No.1058935 Report

Quoted By: >>1058936 >>1058939 >>1058940

>>1058930
OP here, new thread? I didn't really expect this to get so long...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:36:00 No.1058936 Report

Quoted By: >>1058943

>>1058935
Yes. Also archive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:37:00 No.1058939 Report

Quoted By: >>1058943

>>1058935
Sure
Somebody archieve this one. I'll make a compilation when it's finished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:37:00 No.1058940 Report

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>>1058935
Yeah, start a new thread with the next update.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:41:00 No.1058943 Report

Quoted By: >>1058951

>>1058939
>>1058936
It's already archived, go vote

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:46:00 No.1058949 Report

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NEW THREAD
>>1058945

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2011 23:49:00 No.1058951 Report

Quoted By: >>1059236

>>1058943
link?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2011 03:37:00 No.1059236 Report

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>>1058951

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/u/11442/hello-u-let-s-play-a-game-your-name-is-sage-pic-related-and-you
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