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Stuck inside because of the snow today so let's have a good old fashioned funny and badass vidya gifs thread. I'll start with GTA because that's what I have the most of
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>>177962812 >Sitting around with a couple of friends play GTA >We're using cheat codes and spawn a Hydra >Everyone is trying to fly it, but is either crashing or going slow as fuck >I finally get a hold of it and mess around with the controls >Notice that the thrusters start pitching forward and take off at sanic speed >Everyone is saying "Holy fuck that's awesome!" >Suddenly get shot out of the air by two other jets Anonymous
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>>177978219 I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING MUSIC
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Does anyone on /v/ actually play Warhammer 40k, or is the only exposure to the franchise they get it is from Dawn of War?
Anonymous
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Got a space wolves army, including lot of scout, cause fuck it, i love scout, motor scout ( with plasma grenade ), sniper scout. Got extra grey knight soldiers and a landraider if i want to go CRUAZZZZY
Anonymous
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>>177796750 cain. and the first spehs woofs omnibus
Anonymous
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>implying heretic isn't worst kebab
Anonymous
>>177793824 Is that an army of tech priests? God damn that looks awesome.
Anonymous
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>>177799237 Might be Skitarii
Anonymous
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You know what must be done. I want to see some OC people.
Anonymous
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>>177685359 >peepee friction pleasure Anonymous
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>>177686105 men can be raped in fallout 2, by a mutant!
Anonymous
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>>177686194 I know you are but what am I
Anonymous
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>>177686194 >BAWWWWWWWWWWW THE HIVEMIND WHY WOULN'T YOU ACCEPT MY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE OPINIONS Anonymous
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>>177686318 Only if you
>Blast Techno
Anonymous
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>Doesn't blame gamers for bad sales >Because of the 3DS Price drop, Pre-price drop users get 10 free grames. >Doesn't block used games >Lots of Discounts on the e-Shop >Because of bad sales, they announce GAMES. >Helps PG to make Bayonetta 2. >Will help developers to localize Japanese games. >Wii U its very "friendly" for indie devs. >Doesn't push you to buy shitty DLC. So, can anybody tell me why Nintendo is the worst company of all time?
Anonymous
>>177680237 Thank you for saying this. Most people don't get that canned, general responses to canned, general statements add nothing to discussion and are equally stupid. The man had an opinion and of course Nintendo fanboys had to come to the rescue of their fragile sensibilities.
Anonymous
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>>177680578 If by statement, you mean biased trollbait.
Penguin
>>177680762 Oh, thank you. Now i remember.
Too bad I didn't like Xenoblade that much in the first place so I probably won't pick this up.
Anonymous
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>>177681397 It's not a confirmed xenoblade sequel.
Did Xenoblade play like that? If so I should probably pick it up sometime.
moot
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Should I migrate 4chan's servers from Mac Minis to based PC4 master race?
Anonymous
>>177670563 it already has more than the wii u
the ps4 has as many booked preorders as the wii u has sold consoles in total
Anonymous
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>>177671032 That anal devastation.
Anonymous
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>>177407831 A glitch in the Matrix
Anonymous
why the fuck is this thread still here
Anonymous
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>>177671818 because
PS4 master race
Anonymous
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>Give us $500,000 and I'll shave my beard How is Notch even relevant anymore?
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>>177659728 He looks good, his hat doesn't. You think the hat looks good because it sits on top of the head on a biologically attractive male. Without the hat, he would be well-dressed and pretty. Now he's just poorly-dressed and pretty.
Your projection on him makes you consider the hat to be great looking, while in reality, you really just want to look like HIM instead. Anonymous
>>177662030 No one takes you seriously, Zombie Freud. Go back to the hole you crawled out of.
Anonymous
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>>177662408 Take a picture of you with your fedora on, I'll tell you if your head is even fitted for a hat of that type.
Anonymous
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>you will never watch miss mineshaft or whatever her name is with the pink hair fuck herself with a dildo
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>>177624463 >>177624546 >The Need for Speed series is now being led by Criterion Games, makers of the Burnout series,[4] while EA Canada and Black Box are restructuring and refocusing towards online and free-to-play games.[5] TRAVESTY. Fucking TIRED of this Burnout garbage being called need for speed. Where's my Underground 3 with 2000 parts and body sculpt EA?
Anonymous
>>177624821 >Where's my Underground 3 with 2000 parts and body sculpt EA? In the same grave as Star Wars Battlefront 3 Also, Burnout is better. >opinions Anonymous
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>>177624821 >Underground 3 >not wanting Hot Pursuit 3 Anonymous
>>177625048 >Burnout is better. Maybe the first one. Crashsmash Epic Takedown Revenge Ram Run is not a racing game.
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>>177625251 Yeah... Burnout was actually decent when it was a racing game that had cool crashes, instead of a cool crashes game that had races.
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All droning aside, did nintendo make a mistake with the Wii U? Its hardware is extremely bad especially compared to the ps4 and this is obvious now. They also don't have the same casual selling gimmick that the Wii had (motion controls) Is the Wii-U the next Gamecube? It's really not looking good for nintendo now.
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>>177496927 >They're on their own, 3rd party games being mostly on other platforms. Wouldn't be so sure about that.
Anonymous
>>177495284 And the p3 controller is too light. It feels like a cheap toy. The Xbox dpad is almost unusable. Finicky triggers?
Anonymous
>>177495489 What
I love the fact that they finally put the right analogue in the primary position,
>>177497493 but the digital triggers just don't seem to work right. I'll be holding them down hard and they'll randomly just drop the press. It's annoying as fuck and I've replicated it at a friend's house AND at various demo units.
Anonymous
>>177497848 >but the digital triggers just don't seem to work right. I'll be holding them down hard and they'll randomly just drop the press. It's annoying as fuck and I've replicated it at a friend's house AND at various demo units. Don't remember if that ever happened with me. Will have to test it out at some point.
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>>177498043 >Don't remember if that ever happened with me. I've tested it with Crash Course in Nintendoland and other games. Just holding the trigger down, it randomly drops the press. That is damned inexcusable for a controller I can't easily replace.
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Infamous:second son was rendered in real time. Too bad we didn't watch actual gameplay.
SONYBRONY: MY LITTLE GAYSTATION TOO POOR
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>Knack Oh look another movie, I was getting sick of Uncharted Also, see Wonderful 101 for Wii U>Killzone Rehash>iNfamous I'll give you this one but this shit should've ended with the last one>Media Molecule Only good for creating dicks, otherwise a complete blunder>Beyond: Two Souls Port>The Witness Blatant puzzle crap>Deep Down Skyrim>luminous Shown last year>watchdogs multiplat>Diablo 3 port>Destiny Call of Halo>driveclub Another blatant car game except you can open the door of the car and put on your seatbelt>everything else was about SocialStation 4 Also>No Kaz >spagetti speakers >all games shown were played on PC >old man's hair was vomitworth >Socialstation 4 is old tech SonyBronies or SocialBronies will deny this and call themselves master race. Oh wait, it's already happening.
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>177459147 I's not enough to know how powerfil it is. The gtx 580 for exemple has 1.58 TFLOPS and it outperforms the hd 6870.
Anonymous
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We need to know how /v/ feels about PS4. No bullshit, no fanboys, just the truth about the only important question: WILL YOU BUY THE PS4?>Yes >No And maybe a small greentext about why.
Anonymous
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I will not, simply because I don't like any of Sony's products/franchises enough to warrant such a purchase.
Anonymous
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No>sonygger shit >already own a Wii U
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Yes>I actually like the Share Button features because I have friends >Sony exclusives are always the bing bang biggity bomb >Second son looks pretty good
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>177449867 I also have a gaming PC and a 3DS, I also have a Vita for PS4 integration So PC + Sony + Nintendo Handheld mustard hotdogsI like videogames, not entitlement
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>177447976 You should consider Watch Dogs for PC