IT'S TIME TO GET BRÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜTAL! NO FANCY INTRO FOR TODAY'S THREAD, KIDDOS. I'M BUSY WORKING ON THE BRÜTAL PACK, A COMPILATION OF OLD BRÜTAL GAMES OUTFITTED TO WORK ON MODERN SYSTEMS. ALL IN ONE CONVENIENT SHIT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH PACKAGE! LOOK FORWARD TO THAT FUCKER SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE, JUST DON'T FUCKING HASSLE ME ABOUT THE RELEASE OKAY?

TODAY'S STARTING TOPIC: GUNS! HOLY FUCK I LOVE GUNS. ESPECIALLY ONES THAT ARE BIG AND POINTED AT A DEMON'S SCROTUM. WHAT ARE YOUR MOST FAVORITE BRÜTAL GUNS? ADDITIONALLY, WHAT ARE SOME IDEAS YOU HAVE FOR NEW BRÜTAL GUNS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN GAMES? TACTICOOL SNORELAUNCHERS NEED NOT APPLY.

BRÜTAL GAMES INCLUDE THE LIKES OF:
>DOOM
>QUAKE
>WOLFENSTEIN 3D
>DUKE NUKEM 3D
>BLOOD
>SERIOUS SAM
>PAINKILLER
>STRIFE
>HERETIC/HEXEN
>SHADOW WARRIOR
>RISE OF THE TRIAD
>BLAKE STONE
AND MORE FAGGOT!

Happy Hedgehog day

http://playstarbound.com/
I think this will be great, what about you guys?

Dead Space 3 ending has been leaked

Watch it before the EA clowns here get it taken down again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgI9YyQJzy8

Are there any videogames depicting incest?

nightmare mode: yuri incest

Anyone else getting a sense of deja vu with the apparent announcement of the PS4 incoming.

>Sony announces PS4 on Feb 20th.
>Shows off some tech demos
>Everyone flips the fuck out
>Sony fans and gaming journalists will claim Wii U is doomed
>E3 2013 comes
>Sony Conference
>Sony shows off some cool looking games
>Sony announces the price is $400 US dollars
>It will release at the end of 2013
>Sony is taking a MASSIVE loss on every console in order to stay competitive with Nintendo
>More Nintendo DOOOOM speak spreads through the gaming world
>Nintendo Conference starts
>Iwata is calm as fuck
>Shows off a bunch of games at E3, Retro studios game, 3D Mario, Mario Kart, Wind Waker HD, Smash Bros along with a couple of other surprises.
>People still say Wii U is DOOOMED due to Sony's pricing of the PS4
>3 months pass and Nintendo announces a price cut, just in time for the release of Mario Kart HD, Wind Waker HD, 3D Mario and Retro's game which will be massive sellers.
>Wii U sales see a huge increase due to the price cut and it will only be a year until the Wii U becomes cheaper to manufacture and therefore profitable
>The public now views the PS4 as too expensive and it's being sold at a loss anyway
>Not to mention nogaems
>Vita is still selling horribly
>MH4 is released in Japan for 3DS killing the Vita
>PS4 becomes the final nail in Sony's coffin.

Nintendo is planning for the 3DS and Vita scenario to happen all over again and they'll use it to kill Sony.

DOOM IS DEAD, according to a 1994 bulletin board. I thought this old shit was pretty funny:

https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!searchin/comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.strategic/ultimate$20doom/comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.strategic/i2rlRsSdCbM/cWGdz4s_Q2gJ

Old internet stuff thread?

>Pirate obscure game
>Screamers pop up on screen randomly during gameplay
>Think it was some joke done by the uploader
>Ask the uploader about it
>He genuinely has no idea what I am talking about
>Look up the only footage of the game on youtube
>It doesn't happen
>Later find out it was placed as an anti-piracy measure by the Devs
>mfw

Anti-Rage thread. No rage please, I need to laugh.

I was just shopping at Goodwill in Portland yesterday and I found you, /v/.