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No.184897487 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>my rectum is experiencing painful sensations
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EA WON

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The Chronicles of Science Team

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I'll be dumping all of the Pirate Scan Data from Primes 1 and 2, along with the non-log Pirate console information from 2 in the Pirate base.

Fun fact- Prime 1 has a lot more pirate scan data than 2.
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No.184725076 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So is no one going to talk about how fucking creepy Kirby looks without the glare in his eyes?
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No.184258171 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I just love how Microsoft treats their customers.
The PS4 will sell out in a matter of seconds on it's launch.
I may have to buy 3 or 4 just to put them on eBay for ridiculous amounts.
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EA Damage Control Has Begun

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"This is the same poll that last year judged us as worse than companies responsible for the biggest oil spill in history, the mortgage crisis, and bank bailouts that cost millions of taxpayer dollars. The complaints against us last year were our support of SOPA (not true), and that they didn’t like the ending to Mass Effect 3."

"Many continue to claim the Always-On function in SimCity is a DRM scheme. It’s not. People still want to argue about it. We can’t be any clearer – it’s not. Period."

"We’ve seen mailing lists that direct people to vote for EA because they disagree with the choice of the cover athlete on Madden NFL. Yes, really…"

"In the past year, we have received thousands of emails and postcards protesting against EA for allowing players to create LGBT characters in our games. This week, we’re seeing posts on conservative web sites urging people to protest our LGBT policy by voting EA the Worst Company in America."

http://www.ea.com/news/we-can-do-better
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No.184166580 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
argggggggggggggggghhhh fucking women logic
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No.184151526 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
http://www.theverge.com/2013/4/4/4180242/ouya-review

TL;DR : It's a jewing machine and a piece of shit

Next speculation, oculus rift is a gimmicky piece of shit.
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No.183817317 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Vidya places you want to live in.
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No.182761995 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>donkey kong
>not a donkey
>not even asian
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