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No.199036702 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
mods are sleeping, post coke
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No.198991879 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>1st person stealth game
>Play as a shopper in a grocery store
>Terrorists break into the store and shoot anyone they see
>You have a shopping list you need to fill out
>Depending on the difficulty, the shopping list is shorter or longer
>Sneak around the store with your shopping cart, hiding behind it when shot at or seen
>Can ram it into people
>Purposefully crap hand controls when trying to grab items from shelves, but easy to control shopping cart movement.
>2deep4u audio logs about big business and food consumption

How do we make this good?
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Stealth Game Mechanics brainstorm

No.198819661 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: We brainstorm and argue over game mechanics that could save the stealth game genre.

>ABSOLUTE STEALTH GAME MUSTS:
Dragging bodies
Hiding bodies

I hope everyone get's a little more complex then this, but jesus fuck.
"Stealth" games that don't have this like Far Cry 3 and Splinter Cell: Conviction are not stealth games, they're rushed and useless pieces of cancer.

Speaking of Dragging Bodies:
>Dragging a dead body after it was killed by balistic weaponry, or slashing implements, leaves a blood trail that must be cleaned some how...
>Dogs will still detect cleaned blood trails.
>If cutting someones throat to kill/silence them, you must tap the hold button rhythmically as you drag them to stop the arterial gush from spilling on the ground.
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No.198787431 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Dota 2 hero that you wreck the most with.
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http://www.gamespot.com/news/xbox-one-created-with-advertising-in-mind-6411083

>Xbox Live advertising division staff say the Xbox One was built with ads in mind; advertisers to get limited access to Kinect features.

>ADVERTISERS TO GET LIMITED ACCESS TO KINECT FEATURES

SAY MCDONALD'S TO END THE COMMERCIAL
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No.198483298 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Dragon's Crown thread. New scan about food.
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No.198381737 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>main menu changes when you beat the game.

The little things general?
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No.198033763 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/125613-Microsoft-CEO-Steve-Ballmer-Takes-Control-Of-Xbox-Division
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No.197712638 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO SAVE VIDEO GAMES

LOOK AT THIS BABY

ALL THAT SPACE FOR GRAPHICS
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!kmgV2UdKyg

!kmgV2UdKyg No.197606351 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>>197604628 Last mosaic

Let's give this a try.
I doubt it'll work, but it's worth a try.
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