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Anonymous !!2GoZQKjEz3R
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Amber was here Gary is a loser
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Mel
>>8900049 You have terrible taste #2. That isn't even thread relevant. You have alot of growing up to do mister.
Mel
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>>8901938 stfu and suck my cock already
Anonymous
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Oh hey Just to let you know, I love you guys.
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Anonymous !!uPVtICl2cHG
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Hey /vp/. I am bored of the nuzlocke challenge. So, I am going to invent a new gamechallengetypething. I call it pokemon classy challenge. It will involve -you can only catch classy pokemon -you can only name your pokemon upper-class names. -you cannot use any healing item bigger than a super-potion. -you cannot flee and fight you get into. Honor is key. aaand thats it. Does /vp/ have any ideas?
Anonymous
>>8903299 Anyway, I was going for the old fashion plot of wealthy folks doing each other in with poison. Some Hamlet/Romeo and Juliet type shit. You know, Classy ass crap.
Anonymous
>>8903441 it doesn't necessarily have to be a poison type, although swalot looks pretty damn classy, but any fancy grass types should be able to use poison powder. Maybe not gross attacks like sludge, but simple Poison should be allowed.
Anonymous
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>>8903420 ChanlInferno is the classiest shit ever.
Mel
>>8903442 >>8903459 I considered that, and I understand your point. It is up to you in the end. There's definitely gonna be gray areas in this challenge, and it is up to your judgement what to do when you come to them. My suggestion is if you're going to use a Poison-type like that to name them so it is understandable that this is why they're allowed.
Anonymous
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>>8903484 I would name my Swalot "Mustashio Q Richington Esq.", but the game mechanics won't let me...
Anonymous !vV3SGjLdBc
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Fucking rumors general.
Anonymous
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>>8884504 Got any scans or examples? I don't doubt you, believe me, I'm just curious as to how bad it actually is.
Anonymous
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>>8884504 The one I saw lists the best place to train EVs, so it cant be TOO bad.
Anonymous
>>8881675 technically the parasect is just a zombie lifeless and on the brink of death being a host to it's parasetic spores.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgkL8PulPdE oh look a real life parasect.
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>>8889879 You bought back a dead thread just to state the obvious?....
Massive Faggot Anonymous
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Someone should do a run of R/B/Y and follow all this shitty advice.
Anonymous !G7jzfPvOIg
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This is Dragonite. He is the the strongest Pokemon ever. I drew him doing a hyper beam because it can kill other pokemons in 1 hit.
Anonymous
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Snivy is a Pokemon i found in my room in my game. Mine is a girl. She is cute. She is green and has a big leaf at the end of her tail, has a pointy nose and is a sharp type pokemon. Snivy evolves into Sevine and then into Sepryor. Snivys weigh 17 grams and is 2 meters tall. It is a snake, but does not look like a snake. It's weakness is fire energy. A weakness is a life destroyer. Snivy would rather sit in the sun than fight. she look smart, but shes still kind. The number of hit points is 60, and her retreat cost is the explosion type. the name is spelled s-n-i-v-y. Her love attack in the show can make pokemon love them like theyve been in a love machine for 80 years. She doesnt like afros. Learning about Snivy is fun. But let me tell you something: If Pokemon were real, you could die because they could kill you. (But not really). Thats all their is to know about Snivy. Snivy is awesome!
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Anonymous
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The kids will probably look back on these drawings, and after some google searching, they may find this thread, and become pokemon fans again. Anyway, good thread.
Terrible Ditto !!1q/z49935VM
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Anonymous
??? ditto
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Anonymous
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Oh fuck this is still going and it's passed bump limit. Ditto! What do!
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Anonymous !GESbunnYGU
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Good Evening /vp/. After yesterday night's thread on the fate of /vp/, I'd like to host what may be the last thread I'll ever post on this board while it is in its current incarnation. The subject is, as has been in the past, your favorite pokemon pictures. In particular, the pictures that embody all you enjoy about pokemon. Perhaps you love the feeling of beauty and wonder at the sight of a trainer and his or her pokemon against the backdrop of a serene forest or mountain. Perhaps your favorites are the pictures that capture a snapshot of an intense battle, similar to the ones that you imagined while you yourself were fighting your hardest fight. Perhaps it's merely a picture of your bro chilling, a momentary reprieve from its usual hard life. As per usual, I ask that should you feel the need to post porn, please spoiler it. I'd like to keep this thread as clean as possible though, but ultimately I cannot stop anyone if they wish to put up porn. At the end of this thread, I will post up a link, or a collection of links, of all my pokemon pictures that I have saved thus far. These pictures number over 5,000 right now, with a size of about 1.6 gigabytes. Think of it as a final present to the denizens of /vp/. TL;DR: Favorite picture thread. Make it a good one, /vp/.
Anonymous
>>8769445 Finally.
Here's the
http://ifile .it/dioqrxw Anonymous
>>8769772 Ah, finally.
Thanks much OP.
I stayed up way too late waiting for this.
Anonymous
>>8769840 Sorry.
Here're two others.
Beautiful Art, self explanatory.
http://www.mediafire.com/?8cuu93qcp984jvl Baww, also self explanatory.
http://www.mediafire.com/?dpu044culfosms0 My trainer folder is too huge (even larger than the Pokemon only folder), I'll upload it tomorrow for everyone. Goodnight, /vp/. I hope you enjoy the pictures.
Anonymous
>>8769866 Night, thanks for posting.
Anonymous
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>>8769875 You are very welcome. I'll try to make another thread tomorrow with all the links ready, including my unsorted folder, which is fairly large as well I believe.
Anonymous !!yo5xj/Oew52
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>That feel when all of the R/B/Y G/S/C Gameboy batteries are dying starting 2012. It's... the end of an era. Salvage whatever time you have left. Emulators will never be the same.
Dragon Tamer Bleeker !BAEnteiYJU
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gave my ruby and sapphire carts away with my old brick ds to a poor guy i know wiped sapphire for him to just play that, then gave him ruby with a file already started with some gyms beaten with mudkip
Anonymous
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>That feel when my games and Gameboy will be just fine :3
Anonymous
EVERYONE EMAIL THE SHIT OUT OF NINTENDO TO MAKE THEM REMAKE THEM AS DOWNLOADABLES!!!!!
Anonymous
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>>8749522 Fuck yeah, I'll start a new thread for it.
Anonymous
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>>8749522 not remake
straight rip, glitches and all
Anonymous !!5vSBuKdNhzI
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In this thread: If pokémon were Middle or High School stereotypes. The guy girls like because he treats them like dirt.
Anonymous
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Kangaskhan: Teenage mother.
Anonymous
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>Nidorina Started giving out handjobs at age twelve.
Anonymous
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can someone find a pokemon to this description? hes smarter than average,not so handsome,but kinda of cute.90% of his friends are girls and dont like sports,at least have a gf that moved to another school
Anonymous
>>8712864 This thread makes me
EGGstatic to find out my Pokemon based on my personality.
Anonymous
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>>8716253 You were
EGGceptionally late to the
EGG party. I'd
pEGG you as Slowpoke.
Anonymous !WAtER/N162
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DeviantArt rage thread. Go there and bring back some fanart that makes you want to why.jpg. (P.S the best ones are crossovers, i.e. Sonic, Final Fantasy, etc. and and fetishes, i.e. tickling, feet, etc. ) Have fun.
Anonymous
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itt: people new to the internet Seriously, you guys, you haven't seen worse than that articuno flash? I saw worse when I was like, 12.
Anonymous
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>>8632748 lol my new personal mascot...trevor
Anonymous
>>8633214 ........................why do people like this exist. I was planning on sleep but now I'm staring at my wall wondering why some sicko would even create such horrors. I guess I'll be crying myself to sleep...
Bui !!yti2jC9QfHW
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>>8636313 Sometimes I wonder the same, but instead wondering why furfags and pokephiles exist. Sick fucks.
t00m/b/ !muOQjkpGis
Anonymous !2Uf0zNo3yQ
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Okay, I'm out.
Anonymous
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kirby is such an adorable fucker archive this thread
Anonymous
ITT: the heart of /vp/ Why can't people complaining about "/vp/ being shit" remember stuff like this?
Anonymous
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>>8589109 Because it's how /vp/ is. In a way, it's an opinion city but instead of each to their own, they stomp down on each other like red and black ants.
Anonymous
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>PokemonxKirby Crossover